Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, and Vampire Diaries.
"You want weapons, we're in a library, BOOKS! The best weapons in the world! This rooms the best arsenal we could have!" The Doctor, in Tooth and Claw, Series Two
"When in doubt go to the library" J.K.Rowling
(please note that anything you see written in brackets is nonsensical babble and will probably mean nothing to you (In fact, this entire biography is nonsensical babble!))
I'm from West Yorkshire, in England, and I go to school in Wakefield. I have been described as obsessive, very nerdy, loud, hyper and quite irritating. (My Physics teacher is also convinced that I am Part Human, Part Vulcan and part Klingon, his only evidence for this however is the fact that I can Spock and make a hot dog shape with my tongue.)
My accent has been described as posh Yorkshire (if that's even possible) and I enjoy singing, playing the piano, playing the guitar, playing the bassoon ( which if you didn't know is Faggot in German :D ) and indeed anything that includes music!
I spend the majority of my time that isn't spent doing homework (damn you Silcoates) or anything related to music or reading on my computer.
I also LOVE books,i can read 1 or 2 books a day, as well as doing normal things! which is probably why I enjoy Fan Fiction so much, (my favorite television programs in BOOK format, on my computer!)
I am also a little bit of a Grammar Nazi ( despite my allergies to capital letters)
My favorite things, be they novels or television programmes - so far - are (brace yourselves, its probably going to be quite long (and will be added to ))
- Doctor Who
- Sherlock ( BBC TV Series)
- Big Bang Theory
- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
- Hunger Games
- Star Trek
- Lord of the Rings
- Being Human
- Star Wars
- Vampire Diaries
- True Blood
...and penguins, because penguins are awesome, just like Bow Ties and Fezzes, which are extremely cool
(A Penguin wearing a Bow Tie and a Fez is even cooler, but highly unlikely so i shan't go there (even though I just did))
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls
Be insane. Well-behaved women rarely make history
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!