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Joined 11-26-11, id: 3465606, Profile Updated: 11-25-13
Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider.

Hey. Welcome to my humble little hub. *Strokes pet demon perched comfortably on shoulder.* My pen name... Is Rider Rules.

"No duh!"

Shut up, Dagger. Guys, this is Dagger, my pet demon. He can be extremely irritating at times, and plays the most babyish of pranks-

"Oh, shut up! You were totally wetting yourself when I hid in your room and made my eyes flash around in different places! I mean, seriously! What were you mumbling? Something about 'save me, Alex Ri-"

That's enough, Dagger! Or I shall officially change your name to JakeTinky!

"No, no, anything but the name! I'll behave! I promise!"

Anyway, onto myself. I am a thirteen year old girl who has been obsessed with Alex Rider for, hmm, 16 months? *Dagger tries to stifle laughter*

Dagger! What's so funny?

"You've gone beyond obsessed! It's ridiculous!"

Um, excuse me? Can't I simply show interest in a book? Anyway what about your obsession with 'The Teletubbies?

"You've gone too far this time! There are some lines that must never be crossed... Mua ha ha ha!"

Ok, Ok, I'm sorry! Just, please, spare my Alex Rider books! Take me instead! Just... Don't hurt The Books!

"Deal. As long as you leave my name unharmed."

Deal.

So, guys, I hope you read all my fics and review them! See you! Bye!

"You sound like some stupid children's show presenter."

Whatever. Remember to Read and Review!


Hey, I'm 14 now. I'm gonna be 15 soon. Sorry I haven't been updating for a while. I've really gotten into anime and Tumblr *Laughs nervously, scratching back of head*

Anyways, on with the show. Dagger?!

Hey, Dagger?! I'm baaack!

Dagger?

Oh. Looks like he's left me. I really haven't been treating him well.

"Well, no shit." You left me here alone for almost a year!

I'm sorry, Dagger...

"Save it! I can't believe you left me to go write L x Light smut! You hormonal arse!

H-How do you know about that...?

"Yes, I wonder how...?"

Seriously, tell me how you know! Other people could find it!

"Well, if they do, you deserved it." *flies off*

Ah, I guess I do. Sorry guys! I guess I'll see you around!

-RR

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Caught in the fading lights by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Alex and K-Unit are captured in the Welsh mountains by none other than Scorpia, but when an old face of a once friend now enemy appears;Alex, Fox and Snake are thrown into emotional turmoil.Is everything that happened part of a bigger,more dangerous plan? Will they make it through this?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ash
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,488 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Starting With The Truth by Monkey DeRanged reviews
Alex thinks John and Ian Rider are dead, but they aren't. They are alive and still in the spying business. On a mission John and Ian found out SCORPIAS next target. What does this have to do with Alex? Involves K-Unit in later chapters. Read and REVIEW!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,344 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/22/2011
Alex's Nursery Rhymes by Bookdancer reviews
Nursery Rhymes: Alex Rider style! Has nothing to do with other fanfics. Rhymes so far include This Old Man, Old MacDonald, London Bridge is Falling Down, Hey Diddle Diddle, and more. Used to be called This Young Spy. Under complete but I may add more.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Complete
Broken by TemariArisaka reviews
Repost. After dealing with the hatred of everyone around him for so long, Naruto is finally broken. He takes drastic action, but how will the village react? What about Sasuke? Angst. Self-harm. Suicide. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Longest Short Story Ever by Death's Writers reviews
Written by Bingo. Take five powerful teenagers, add one teenage spy, throw in a couple of butt-kicking wizards, and you get this: A parody of Power of Five, Harry Potter and Alex Rider. Warning: may make you laugh uncontrollably...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Choice by iSaphira reviews
Alex Rider is the only contestant of a live 24 hour game show. He is required to make five cruel choices, which will put the life of Alex, and many others on the line.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Anything and Everything by Chasingtheimpossible reviews
Alex is a trainwreck, doing anything and everything he can to get out of MI6, but they won't let him go. When it begins to go too far, he gets dumped with K-unit. Can they fix him, or has Alex Rider finally gone too far? Please R & R, be nice if possible.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Traitor by alyssajoy64 reviews
'Ben slammed his hand on the table. "You look at me when I'm talking to you, Alex! You look me in the eye and face me like the man I thought you to be!"'
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Who am I really? by ILOVEGREENDAY-MWAHAHAHA reviews
Kyle Garner has all these weird memories that don't belong to him. Who is he really? R&R please
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by TWINS PWN reviews
What would he wish for as he blows out those sixteen candles?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R. - Complete
Please Come Home For Christmas by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
When your life takes you to the darkest parts of humanity, it can be difficult to understand something as simple as Christmas with your family. Alex gets three ghostly visitors to help him see.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Safe and sound by Valcyria reviews
Ben will always be there for Alex, as long as he can. One shot longer songfic. SwedenBabe here with a new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
The Alex Rider? by Jesse Wales reviews
An extreme figment of my over-active imagination. Alex's at the Talent Show and his peers find out more about him then he'll like them to know. And what does Alan mean by the school going to Brecon Beacons? He's in charge? What? A Musical and may be OOC.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
To New Heights by Sarruby reviews
Alex has gone on a life-changing mission and lost his part of his humanity; Ben is assigned as his handler. How will they both cope with these changes? No Maximum Ride characters.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Mirror Cracks by Cloud-Dee reviews
Once you break a mirror, it can never truly be mended. No matter how hard you try to fix it, you will always see the cracks in the reflection. For Alex Rider it's his eyes...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
What I Saw and How I Learned by Bookdancer reviews
K-Unit are the ones to rescue/find Alex Rider, who has been captured by SCORPIA. Companion Story to One Tear of Sadness. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
Christmas Sorrows by Mazken reviews
Here's a preview: Opening the door revealed Wolf, Snake and Eagle standing on his doorstep. With a tree. Eagle for some reason was covered in tinsel and baubles. Alex decided that really, he didn't want to know.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Hazardous To One's Health by Writer With Sprite reviews
The K-Unit kidnap Alex Rider. Oneshot, complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Robin to Batman by MichaelaTheUchiha reviews
Tom hated being left behind. AU to Leaving. Set after Scorpia Rising. NOT SLASH. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Gone by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
alone in the cabin, the faces of the gone come to haunt Alex Rider. one shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Three Months to Forever by Tigertopaz-Titanium Banana reviews
Contin. of Insanely Me's fic Three Months. Alex isn't suicidal. He knows he's just going to die anyway. But Ben doesn't, and Alex isn't about to tell him. What Ben doesn't know won't hurt him, right? Dark!Alex, Cutting, Language, light slash, drug use
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,395 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
The Nightmare by Karai III reviews
Alex has been through a lot. It was inevitable that he would soon begin to face the consequences. PSTD. We all know what that is. Except Alex until he experiences it first hand. Alex's relationship with Wolf is tested severely. Companion for FBOFW
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Three Months by Insanely Me reviews
Ben will rant about the suicidal plans, Alex will pretend like it doesn't hurt him, Ben will stalk off, Alex will cry, Ben will apologize, and the cycle will begin again.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
I am Alex Rider by Tsubasa504 reviews
What can a simply English Essay reveal about Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Abyss of Revenge by Anne Phoenix reviews
Final part in the Blood & Fire arc. Having once again escaped Scorpia, Alex finds himself in a different sort of trouble. But if Alex is going down, he's determined on taking everyone with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,695 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Ten and Two by prone2dementia reviews
On a school trip, Alex and Tom are caught in a three-way car chase through downtown Miami. The FBI and Brookland would both like some answers, but - much to their shock - it will be the CIA that provides them. Oneshot, for Talionyzero.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Dry by Sylvr reviews
Sibling to Alex's Alex. When all of Alex's masks are taken away, what is left? Slightly dark. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Gravestones by FoxGlade reviews
In a small London graveyard, half hidden in the shadows of its own tall weeping willows, five tombstones sit side by side. They are all marked, weathered and worn, but stand strong nonetheless – much like the people that they commemorate, in fact.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Alex and KUnit by K-UNITisHERE reviews
Alex meets K-Unit again. Jack is gone and Alex gets to know them. See what happens. My first fic. Please review
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Unrecognizable by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex is at the SAS camp training with K-Unit, and has been for 2 years. All is well until a group of kids show up. You guessed it, it's the Brookland schoolkids! So now Alex has to hide his identity. Hard when he's in charge of the kids isn't it. Complete
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Falls the Shadow by Amari Bell reviews
Alex is sent to retrieve a computer virus from a juvenile prison, but nothing is as it seems. Between the idea and the reality, between the emotion and the response, between the words and the truth...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,198 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Despair by cricketchick1990 reviews
It was then she realised that Alex wasn't there, and he wasn't coming home.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Heart's Dispair, Knife's Repair by ignis crudelis reviews
Momiji can't stand a certain someone. Because he knows that no one will understand, he resorts to cutting. WARNING: this is dark! If you don't like cutting and suicide things, then don't read! This is a Twoshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Momiji S. - Complete
Birthday Present by CunningMascara reviews
The little boy she loved most was probably dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
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Alex Rider's Life Now reviews
Changes the end of Scorpia Rising. Alex Rider's life- school, Yassen back from the dead, and Alex bossing his class around with K-Unit! And will Snake be teaching Alex's English class? Rated T for occasional swearing & to be safe!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,328 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Alex R./Cub
The True Colours of the SAS reviews
Eagle is mental. Cub is a smartarse. Snake and Wolf grill Cub on *ahem* relationships. The Sarge is shocked. SAS men miss their significant others. Mix them all together and unleash chaos. T because I'm paranoid... WARNING: Unique *cough* sense of humour
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Lessons reviews
I DISCLAIM ALEX RIDER. A series of oneshots about... tricky situations our favourite spy gets into during lessons Sometimes gets exposed. Read and Review! K in case I ever want to make it more serious.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub
It's nearly 2012! reviews
Alex's first New Year's Eve with the Pleasures. But what happens when K-Unit turn up at the door? Just a quick oneshot for 2012!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Everything I Lost reviews
What exactly has Alex Rider lost in his life? Quite a lot, it turns out. Wondering whether to develop into a proper story.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Alex R./Cub