Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider.
Hey. Welcome to my humble little hub. *Strokes pet demon perched comfortably on shoulder.* My pen name... Is Rider Rules.
Shut up, Dagger. Guys, this is Dagger, my pet demon. He can be extremely irritating at times, and plays the most babyish of pranks-
"Oh, shut up! You were totally wetting yourself when I hid in your room and made my eyes flash around in different places! I mean, seriously! What were you mumbling? Something about 'save me, Alex Ri-"
That's enough, Dagger! Or I shall officially change your name to JakeTinky!
"No, no, anything but the name! I'll behave! I promise!"
Anyway, onto myself. I am a thirteen year old girl who has been obsessed with Alex Rider for, hmm, 16 months? *Dagger tries to stifle laughter*
Dagger! What's so funny?
"You've gone beyond obsessed! It's ridiculous!"
Um, excuse me? Can't I simply show interest in a book? Anyway what about your obsession with 'The Teletubbies?
"You've gone too far this time! There are some lines that must never be crossed... Mua ha ha ha!"
Ok, Ok, I'm sorry! Just, please, spare my Alex Rider books! Take me instead! Just... Don't hurt The Books!
"Deal. As long as you leave my name unharmed."
So, guys, I hope you read all my fics and review them! See you! Bye!
"You sound like some stupid children's show presenter."
Whatever. Remember to Read and Review!
Hey, I'm 14 now. I'm gonna be 15 soon. Sorry I haven't been updating for a while. I've really gotten into anime and Tumblr *Laughs nervously, scratching back of head*
Anyways, on with the show. Dagger?!
Hey, Dagger?! I'm baaack!
Oh. Looks like he's left me. I really haven't been treating him well.
"Well, no shit." You left me here alone for almost a year!
I'm sorry, Dagger...
"Save it! I can't believe you left me to go write L x Light smut! You hormonal arse!
H-How do you know about that...?
"Yes, I wonder how...?"
Seriously, tell me how you know! Other people could find it!
"Well, if they do, you deserved it." *flies off*
Ah, I guess I do. Sorry guys! I guess I'll see you around!