Author has written 18 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.
I write terrible gay KH fanfiction. I dabbled in Harry Potter stuff for all of five minutes but it went horribly wrong (even more horribly wrong than The Babysitter, if you can believe that). It's been a while since I updated because, um, reasons, but I should be writing some stuff soon! Be excited!
A million munny - Coming along nicely, updated regularly every whenever-the-hell-I-like
My sister talks to fire and my brother is gay - Still in progress, and sequel possibly on the way
The Babysitter - Updating not very often, but still going
Behind the scenes I'm planning a crossover fic, something with babies involved, and maybe some more AkuRoku oneshots because I adore AkuRoku :3
1. Your favourite KH guy?
Axel, because DUH. Like, seriously, ooft *-*
2. Your favourite KH girl?
Hm... probably Yuffie, since that's who most people compare me to, or Maleficent because she's so badass and has the power of MINTY FRESHNESS (if you understand that reference, you win everything ever.)
3. Your least favourite KH guy? Why?
Sora, because he kills EVERYONE I LOVE.
4. Your least favourite KH girl? Why?
I'm gonna have to go with Kairi, because she constantly cockblocks Riku and Sora.
5. Favourite world? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
I love Deep Space, in spite of the lack of Lilo, but you know what I would REALLY love? A 101 Dalmatians world in which Hello Kitty is the final boss.
6. Least favourite world?
Atlantica, because in KH1 I wanted to stab my controller, and in KH2 the original songs made me want to vomit up my own soul.
7. Favourite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Hard question. I like the Kingdom Key because it's like prolific, but in terms of power and design I'mma have to go with Oblivion.
8. Least favourite weapon?
I dunno. All the short ones, I guess. I need long, hard Keyblades ;D
9. Fav. summon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Genie, because he fucks up EVERYTHING. Also I like the D-Links in BBS, especially the Mickey D-Link.
10. Fav. Form? (a.k.a Sora's forms)
Valor form for its manliness and being red.
11. Favourite pairing? (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Either AkuRoku or XigDem. I love AkuRoku because it's quite clearly canon, and XigDem is just so SWEET, and it works a lot better than you'd think.
12. Least Favourite pairing? (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?
I really don't like most of the hetero pairings, especially anything involving Larxene. Oh, and Zemyx. Zexion is too EMO for Demyx... or anyone, really...
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Hayner and Seifer, Seifer and Roxas, Mickey x Riku (yes, someone suggested this to me, since they were alone in the realm of darkness together for a year...) Riku x Ansem (as in the Seeker Of Darkness variety, NOT Ansem the Wise, thank fuck)... the list is pretty long.
14. Weirdest pairing(s) you've ever heard of?
My brother and I came up with "Pigbar". Inspired by the infamous Harry Potter pairing "Drapple" (Draco and his apple) we decided that we should pair Xigbar with a pickle, since one of his most famous lines is "You've really put Organization XIII in a pickle". It should be noted that my shipping of Pigbar has no effect on my shipping of XigDem, and anyway, we all know that Xigbar's only using the pickle to make Demyx jealous.
15. Any :"KH pet-peeves" you have
KH2 gave me nightmares about the triangle button, and I hate the fact that Square Enix were sort of forced to "hide" the yaoi pairings because of Disney. Oh, and the facial animation gets REALLY lazy at times. Sora has a tendency to look like an emotionless cat.
16. Fav. partner in KH? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
I fucking love it in the Underworld in KH2 when you fight with Auron. That is the single most kickass thing I have ever experienced.
Section Two: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Gay as gay is.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Section Three:Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Olette, because tits. Lol jk, I'm thinking Olette because they actually established a friendship, whereas Namine just turned up being blonde and getting felt up by DiZ.
22. What is your theory on KH:Birth by Sleep?
LOVE LOVE LOVE WANT MOAR OMG LOVE.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Never played it, but seen some cutscenes and it was definitely worthwhile, if only to prove that Marluxia has a very manly voice 0-0
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE) KH character, who would it be?
Donald, so that he could teach me magic, and I want to see his reaction to Dolan.
25. Which KH character are you relate to most? Why?
Probably Demyx. Incredibly lazy and slightly manipulative, musical, and a creeper magnet now and again.
26. What's the most embarrassing that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
My friend told me that she used to ship Demyx with Larxene (before I converted her to XigDem) and I screamed "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" in the middle of the school cafeteria. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. It was a fun time.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character?If so, who. If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No I haven't, although I semi-accidentally gave myself the scar that Xigbar has on his cheek (LONG story). I'd like to cosplay as Demyx and fall madly in love with a Xigbar cosplayer and make babies.
28. The funniest moment in all of KH would be...?
I dunno. Everything's funny when you're playing at two in the morning as is my habit.
29. The hardest enemy/boss was...?
SEPHIROTH. The truth is, I used to be a guy, and then he ripped off all my "equipment", and made me a vagina with that awfully long sword of his while he was at it. (I lie, of course, I have always been a girl... that I know of, anyway.)
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The Organization, and synthesis. They had it in KH1 as well, of course, but it's better in KH2.
Section Four: Decisions, Decisions
Note: You MUST choose only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku, just because Roxas is for Axel and Axel only.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit
42. Cloud or Leon?
Leon (He's got BELTS on his ARMS, guys.)
43. CloTi or Clerith?
CloTi, although it pains me to say it because I LOVE Cleon.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean.
Section Five:Last Section!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Riku, then Axel, then Aqua while still liking Axel, and you should've SEEN me when I found out what Xigbar looked like back when he was Braig... I fangirled so hard that I pulled something.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER, My Chemical Romance (somehow), Pokemon (Charizard x Axel - I want that fanart NOW) and maybe Phineas and Ferb.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Reno and Axel, of course, Cloud and Roxas a little... there are probably more but I can't think of 'em right now.
48. Which new KH game can you absolutly NOT wait for?
3D. WANT NOW PLZ.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Hm... from a gameplay standpoint, probably KH1 because the triangle button in KH2... *hisses* But I loved the plot of KH2, even if it did focus on Disney a lot less. And of course, AXEL...
50. Last Question! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
It saved me from doing some very bad things to myself, forged a friendship between me and someone I never knew before but who is actually really really lovely, introduced me to the world of fanfiction, and never fails to surprise me and make me fangasm all over the fucking place.
-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-
1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?
Xemnas/Demyx... I'd say humorous... until Demyx pisses Xemnas off, and then there will be a problem.
2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
Lexaeus/Xigbar? Erm... firstly, ew, and second, I would hope fluffy, because my stomach couldn't take LexXig smut.
3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Saix and Zexion... I really bloody hope not... Zexy is EMO enough as it is...
4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Roxas and Axel - I swear I didn't do that on purpose, by the way, I didn't read the questions first or anything - and really, would anyone be surprised? At ALL?
5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Marluxia/Luxord or Lexaeus/Larxene - I'd say Lexaeus/Larxene. Lexaeus is the only one tough enough to handle her - well, okay, he isn't tough enough to handle her, but...
6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Vexen? Um... I'm going to say yes simply because I don't want any shit from Marluxia.
7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Demyx would be happy if ANYONE got together with ANYONE. He would be happy if they didn't. Just give him cheesecake and you can do whatever the fuck you like.
8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Zexion/Lexaeus (how convenient, I ship these two) - Little and Large, or maybe Of Mice And Men... ooh, the references I could make... this is GLORIOUS...
9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Xigbar and Axel? NO, thank GOD.
10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Larxene and Luxord - NO. NO NO NO NO NO. PLEASE NO. I BEG YOU.
11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Xaldin or Saix... hm... Saix, just narrowly.
12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Axel and Luxord... I doubt it. Apart from obsessively shipping AkuRoku, I feel compelled to point out that Axel would burn Luxord's cards, and he would become very sad, and thus things would be over very quickly.
13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Demyx/Roxas - Demyx attempts to get over Xigbar. It goes horribly wrong. Warnings: XigDem, AkuRoku,violence, fire, boysex, fire, violence etc.
14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Vexen and Xemnas? Well, Marluxia and Saix would be REALLY pissed, for a start. I don't know how the hell they would have ended up in a bed together, and the baby would probably have really great hair but other than that... yikes.
15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Zexion/Axel/Marluxia - non-consensual sex with some bondage, swearing because, hey, it's ME, and violence.
16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Lexaeus and Vexen... if Larxene actually DID bother to give a speech, it would be to tell them to get a room and not kiss in front of her, someone pass her a drink, why the FUCK did she come to this shitty gay wedding, and then maybe a little mumble at the end about how happy she was for the both of them.
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