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Author has written 18 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

I write terrible gay KH fanfiction. I dabbled in Harry Potter stuff for all of five minutes but it went horribly wrong (even more horribly wrong than The Babysitter, if you can believe that). It's been a while since I updated because, um, reasons, but I should be writing some stuff soon! Be excited!

Current fics:

A million munny - Coming along nicely, updated regularly every whenever-the-hell-I-like

My sister talks to fire and my brother is gay - Still in progress, and sequel possibly on the way

The Babysitter - Updating not very often, but still going

Behind the scenes I'm planning a crossover fic, something with babies involved, and maybe some more AkuRoku oneshots because I adore AkuRoku :3

1. Your favourite KH guy?

Axel, because DUH. Like, seriously, ooft *-*

2. Your favourite KH girl?

Hm... probably Yuffie, since that's who most people compare me to, or Maleficent because she's so badass and has the power of MINTY FRESHNESS (if you understand that reference, you win everything ever.)

3. Your least favourite KH guy? Why?

Sora, because he kills EVERYONE I LOVE.

4. Your least favourite KH girl? Why?

I'm gonna have to go with Kairi, because she constantly cockblocks Riku and Sora.

5. Favourite world? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I love Deep Space, in spite of the lack of Lilo, but you know what I would REALLY love? A 101 Dalmatians world in which Hello Kitty is the final boss.

6. Least favourite world?

Atlantica, because in KH1 I wanted to stab my controller, and in KH2 the original songs made me want to vomit up my own soul.

7. Favourite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hard question. I like the Kingdom Key because it's like prolific, but in terms of power and design I'mma have to go with Oblivion.

8. Least favourite weapon?

I dunno. All the short ones, I guess. I need long, hard Keyblades ;D

9. Fav. summon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie, because he fucks up EVERYTHING. Also I like the D-Links in BBS, especially the Mickey D-Link.

10. Fav. Form? (a.k.a Sora's forms)

Valor form for its manliness and being red.

11. Favourite pairing? (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Either AkuRoku or XigDem. I love AkuRoku because it's quite clearly canon, and XigDem is just so SWEET, and it works a lot better than you'd think.

12. Least Favourite pairing? (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?

I really don't like most of the hetero pairings, especially anything involving Larxene. Oh, and Zemyx. Zexion is too EMO for Demyx... or anyone, really...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Hayner and Seifer, Seifer and Roxas, Mickey x Riku (yes, someone suggested this to me, since they were alone in the realm of darkness together for a year...) Riku x Ansem (as in the Seeker Of Darkness variety, NOT Ansem the Wise, thank fuck)... the list is pretty long.

14. Weirdest pairing(s) you've ever heard of?

My brother and I came up with "Pigbar". Inspired by the infamous Harry Potter pairing "Drapple" (Draco and his apple) we decided that we should pair Xigbar with a pickle, since one of his most famous lines is "You've really put Organization XIII in a pickle". It should be noted that my shipping of Pigbar has no effect on my shipping of XigDem, and anyway, we all know that Xigbar's only using the pickle to make Demyx jealous.

15. Any :"KH pet-peeves" you have

KH2 gave me nightmares about the triangle button, and I hate the fact that Square Enix were sort of forced to "hide" the yaoi pairings because of Disney. Oh, and the facial animation gets REALLY lazy at times. Sora has a tendency to look like an emotionless cat.

16. Fav. partner in KH? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I fucking love it in the Underworld in KH2 when you fight with Auron. That is the single most kickass thing I have ever experienced.

Section Two: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?


18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?


19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Gay as gay is.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Probably, yeah.

Section Three:Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette, because tits. Lol jk, I'm thinking Olette because they actually established a friendship, whereas Namine just turned up being blonde and getting felt up by DiZ.

22. What is your theory on KH:Birth by Sleep?


23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Never played it, but seen some cutscenes and it was definitely worthwhile, if only to prove that Marluxia has a very manly voice 0-0

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE) KH character, who would it be?

Donald, so that he could teach me magic, and I want to see his reaction to Dolan.

25. Which KH character are you relate to most? Why?

Probably Demyx. Incredibly lazy and slightly manipulative, musical, and a creeper magnet now and again.

26. What's the most embarrassing that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

My friend told me that she used to ship Demyx with Larxene (before I converted her to XigDem) and I screamed "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" in the middle of the school cafeteria. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. It was a fun time.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character?If so, who. If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No I haven't, although I semi-accidentally gave myself the scar that Xigbar has on his cheek (LONG story). I'd like to cosplay as Demyx and fall madly in love with a Xigbar cosplayer and make babies.

28. The funniest moment in all of KH would be...?

I dunno. Everything's funny when you're playing at two in the morning as is my habit.

29. The hardest enemy/boss was...?

SEPHIROTH. The truth is, I used to be a guy, and then he ripped off all my "equipment", and made me a vagina with that awfully long sword of his while he was at it. (I lie, of course, I have always been a girl... that I know of, anyway.)

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Organization, and synthesis. They had it in KH1 as well, of course, but it's better in KH2.

Section Four: Decisions, Decisions

Note: You MUST choose only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!

31. Hayner or Pence?


32. Zexion or Marluxia?


33. Riku or Roxas?


34. Roxas or Sora?


35. Axel or Demyx?


36. Kairi or Larxene?


37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?


38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku, just because Roxas is for Axel and Axel only.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?


40. SoKai or SoRiku?


41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit

Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon (He's got BELTS on his ARMS, guys.)

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi, although it pains me to say it because I LOVE Cleon.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean.

Section Five:Last Section!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Riku, then Axel, then Aqua while still liking Axel, and you should've SEEN me when I found out what Xigbar looked like back when he was Braig... I fangirled so hard that I pulled something.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER, My Chemical Romance (somehow), Pokemon (Charizard x Axel - I want that fanart NOW) and maybe Phineas and Ferb.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Reno and Axel, of course, Cloud and Roxas a little... there are probably more but I can't think of 'em right now.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutly NOT wait for?


49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Hm... from a gameplay standpoint, probably KH1 because the triangle button in KH2... *hisses* But I loved the plot of KH2, even if it did focus on Disney a lot less. And of course, AXEL...

50. Last Question! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

It saved me from doing some very bad things to myself, forged a friendship between me and someone I never knew before but who is actually really really lovely, introduced me to the world of fanfiction, and never fails to surprise me and make me fangasm all over the fucking place.

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Axel

2- Zexion

3- Demyx

4- Lexaeus

5- Larxene

6- Xaldin

7- Xemnas

8- Marluxia

9- Saix

10- Xigbar

11- Roxas

12- Vexen

13- Luxord

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Xemnas/Demyx... I'd say humorous... until Demyx pisses Xemnas off, and then there will be a problem.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Lexaeus/Xigbar? Erm... firstly, ew, and second, I would hope fluffy, because my stomach couldn't take LexXig smut.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Saix and Zexion... I really bloody hope not... Zexy is EMO enough as it is...

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Roxas and Axel - I swear I didn't do that on purpose, by the way, I didn't read the questions first or anything - and really, would anyone be surprised? At ALL?

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Marluxia/Luxord or Lexaeus/Larxene - I'd say Lexaeus/Larxene. Lexaeus is the only one tough enough to handle her - well, okay, he isn't tough enough to handle her, but...

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Vexen? Um... I'm going to say yes simply because I don't want any shit from Marluxia.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Demyx would be happy if ANYONE got together with ANYONE. He would be happy if they didn't. Just give him cheesecake and you can do whatever the fuck you like.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Zexion/Lexaeus (how convenient, I ship these two) - Little and Large, or maybe Of Mice And Men... ooh, the references I could make... this is GLORIOUS...

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Xigbar and Axel? NO, thank GOD.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Larxene and Luxord - NO. NO NO NO NO NO. PLEASE NO. I BEG YOU.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Xaldin or Saix... hm... Saix, just narrowly.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Axel and Luxord... I doubt it. Apart from obsessively shipping AkuRoku, I feel compelled to point out that Axel would burn Luxord's cards, and he would become very sad, and thus things would be over very quickly.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Demyx/Roxas - Demyx attempts to get over Xigbar. It goes horribly wrong. Warnings: XigDem, AkuRoku,violence, fire, boysex, fire, violence etc.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Vexen and Xemnas? Well, Marluxia and Saix would be REALLY pissed, for a start. I don't know how the hell they would have ended up in a bed together, and the baby would probably have really great hair but other than that... yikes.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Zexion/Axel/Marluxia - non-consensual sex with some bondage, swearing because, hey, it's ME, and violence.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Lexaeus and Vexen... if Larxene actually DID bother to give a speech, it would be to tell them to get a room and not kiss in front of her, someone pass her a drink, why the FUCK did she come to this shitty gay wedding, and then maybe a little mumble at the end about how happy she was for the both of them.

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Creatures of the Forest by lackofname reviews
Formerly titled 'The Forest's Creatures'. Roxas never believed the stories, that there were creatures in the forest...but he never left the village, regardless. Until Sora went missing. AkuRoku, Marxene, and Zemyx with one-sided VexZex. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,376 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Princely Raiment by KatzeSchnee reviews
AkuRoku : XalVex : XigDem Three Princes are sent to marry into another kingdom to solidify peace.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Roxas, Axel
Obsessed by terra hotaru reviews
Dark AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Rubber Duckies by Kirkysaurus reviews
Demyx is all upset about loosing his favorite Rubber Duck. So naturally Xigbar accompanies him through-out the Castle in search for his favorite little duckie. ...And cant find it anywhere. XigDem; Rated-T for safety, attempted to be humorous and fluffy in every orifice and hole possible.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
A Blubbering Humdinger Repeller by PrettyAura reviews
Luna finds a mysterious object and ends up transported to a different time. Romance blooms around every corner and she has to prevent a disaster before The Boy Who Lived was never even born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Luna L., Sirius B.
Things Move Fast by Victoria Ferguson reviews
One shot, akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Xigdem 2011 by Harmonic Sniper reviews
It's that time again and Demyx doesn't know what to get Xigbar. Why doesn't he just ask Xigbar himself. Xigdem Day 2011.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
failures of flight by lhbaghead reviews
They practice eloping one day. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Air Hostess by Dajypop reviews
Xigbar meets the hottest flight attendant he has ever seen. AU, XigDem, Smut
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
Die Hohlen Kosten des Lebens by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Demyx is a jew living in Krakow Poland during WWII. Xigbar is a Nazi Brigade leader occupying the city. A chance encounter leads the two into an unexpected friendship and possibly more as they learn they're not as different as they once thought. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Multiple's of 'I Love You's by May All Your Bacon Burn reviews
Axel's a different person every day. Multiple Personalities, his Doctor says, and he's not allowed outside the Asylum. But then, a young boy named Roxas joins to pay off something he's done and becomes Axel's personal nurse. AkuRoku Completed!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,791 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Mellifluous Trill ::ShounenAi:: by Velika reviews
Told from the view of Demyx, number Nine of Organization XIII. A story of friendship ripped apart at the seams. A story of lost love, and a little angst. it's also an experiment. ShounenAi warning! 15 and Epilogue are complete. Wow! 7000 Hits! Thank you!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,717 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
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Bad Influences reviews
Strange XigDem drabble thing to get me back into writing fanfiction. Warnings for swearing, drug use and possible lemon later. XigDem, AkuRoku, potentially others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Xigbar, Demyx
Lucid dreaming reviews
In which two girls fall asleep together. *This fic is a birthday gift for a friend of mine and as such contains two OCs, plenty of inappropriateness and quite a bit of swearing. *
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Axel, Xigbar - Complete
A million munny reviews
Roxas needs munny, because his sister needs surgery. And guess who has munny? Axel. Greeeat. Rated for swearing, yaoi, and all the other screwed-up things I like to put in my fanfics. Have fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,731 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Axel, Roxas
My sister talks to fire and my brother is gay reviews
Roxas knows that for him, his older sister Megan and his older brother Demyx, life will never be normal. But things get even weirder when Megan's theories turn out to be true, as well as her hunch about Roxas's new friend... Yaoi, swearing, full warnings within.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,557 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Axel, Roxas
The Babysitter reviews
Even needs a babysitter for his lickle nephew Myde, and of COURSE Braig is totally trustworthy... Well, kinda. Rated for yaoi shenanigans and swearing. Braig x Myde, probably more pairings later on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,159 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Xigbar, Demyx
Running Away To Join The Circus reviews
As the title suggests, Roxas runs away with Axel to join the circus. Roxas has an interesting past, though, and it follows him relentlessly. Oneshot written after being inspired by a friend, and rated for boys liking each other, swearing, innuendo and references to violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas - Complete
Axel's secret reviews
A quick, barely-yaoi fanfic about Axel being really thin. Rated for swearing and little bits of AkuRoku, as well as a XigDem cameo. TRIGGER WARNING: Some detail about bulimia. Don't read it if you're at risk of being triggered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I used to be Victoria reviews
Victoria is getting sick of, well, being Victoria. You may not think it at first, but it really is a MarVex fanfiction. Also contains some XigDem like literally everything I write and swearing and so on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
A blind date reviews
As the title suggests, blind dating. Roxas is playing Cupid and Xigbar and Demyx are the main victims. XigDem, XalLux, mentions of AkuRoku and Larxene x Namine and implied MarVex, and rated for sex references and swearing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
Bathrooms reviews
A quick something I threw together about Roxas and peeing. How utterly romantic. Rated for swearing, brief mentions of violence/rape, and boys fancying each other. AkuRoku, with slight XigDem hints, if you look really hard whilst wearing an eyepatch.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The fanfiction with the unnecessarily long name reviews
In which the fourth wall receives a kick to the face, and I mock myself slightly because I'm cool like that. AkuRoku with some swearing and sex references.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tennis gets everybody laid reviews
A oneshot in which Demyx and Roxas play tennis, and Xigbar and Axel watch. Rated T for a reason, containing AkuRoku and XigDem, and poorly written because Unicorn of death is tired.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
That EMO kid reviews
Unicorn of death attempts to write LexZex. Oh, joy. Rated T for a couple swearwords and other such things. Includes AkuRoku hints just because I'm a fangirl.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Lexaeus, Zexion - Complete
Finally reviews
Roxas and Naminé are pretending, and Axel believes them. AkuRoku oneshot rated for slight sex references and the odd swearword and also because I don't want to look soft, writing K fanfiction. I'm meant to be a rebel .
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Differences reviews
Just my take on MarVex as a pairing, with some XigDem in there because hey, it's me, and therefore has to contain XigDem. Contains dude x dude romance, sex references, the occasional swearword and of course my mutilation of the characters. Enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Cheesecake for breakfast reviews
A little XigDem story I threw together because I was tired. Basically, Demyx eats cheesecake. Fun times. IMPLIED SHENANIGANS and swearing. Warning: you will crave cheesecake afterwards. Have fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
The dark little tale of Ellie McGonagall reviews
There's a reason that Ellie was never mentioned in Harry's cute little story of friendship and love... Rated T for Terrible swearing, various upsetting themes, and my poor command of the English language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012
Organization XIII Discovers Coffee reviews
Perhaps Nobodies shouldn't drink coffee - and perhaps I shouldn't discuss Kingdom Hearts with my little brother... Yaoi, swearing, consent issues, you know, the usual.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete