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Joined 11-26-11, id: 3466129, Profile Updated: 06-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who.

Song of the Week:

"'Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?" Clarity by Zedd ft. Foxes

Book I'm currently reading:

The Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Fire

TV Show that I am currently and/or about to become obsessed with: Teen Wolf


Hello!

Tis I, Faux Juggernuat

Where did I get this awesome nickname?

My best friend Celine

And she got it from Eric from City of Bones, by Cassandra Clare

I'm like, *waves hand above my head* yay tall, and *holds up paper with number* this many years young

I love books

I love writing and writing of course or why else would I be here?

You can also find my tumblr, which is also fauxjuggernaut. Follow me and if I like you I may follow you back. If you tell me you found my blog through fanfiction, the chances of a follow back are very high.

On this account you may find various things that I have either favorited or written:

The Mortal Instruments Series

Doctor Who (Whouffle is my otp)

Sherlock (Johnlock of course)

Supernatural (Destiel and Sabriel)

Hannibal (I don't ship WillxHannibal, I can't do it, Hannibal is hurting my baby)

Harry Potter

And so many others, the fandoms are endless...

And for some inspirational, not really inspiration, just random information:

In Hawaii it is illegal to have a hamster.


"What what what what

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Shy by sammyalex-in-the-snogbox reviews
College/University AU. The Doctor realized that he didn't feel so alone once she came into his life. Oneshot turned multichapter, but read as vignettes, the story probably won't have a true ending
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Save Me From Myself by ohsnapitzlena reviews
Clara and the Doctor are struggling to come to terms with their feelings for each other, but what happens when they do? Sure, maybe it ends up well, but it sure is a rollercoaster getting there. T to be safe, some adult topics, nothing too graphic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Politics of the Heart by CountingAllTheStars reviews
AU. When Clara is assigned as a researcher to a politician nicknamed 'the Doctor,' they become an inseparable pair. However, election time is approaching and tension is high in the office, especially since their main opposition, led by Walter Simeon, is intent on destroying the Doctor's good reputation. When Clara discovers the truth about Simeon, their lives are put in danger.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,027 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] Walter S. - Complete
The Bookstore at The End of The Road by timelordonacloud reviews
The Doctor and his brother are co-owners of TARDIS, a beautiful old bookstore sitting at the end of the road. One cold night, a pretty girl walks in so she can warm up. She didn't expect to stay for more than a few hours, but her and the Doctor quickly become close. Mostly Whouffle, but there's some Ten/Rose in there too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,216 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The IT Guy by e1evenc1ara reviews
AU: After the Maitland kids outgrow their need for a nanny, Clara Oswald lands a job at TARDIS Industries, the world's leading company for technological research. It is there that she meets a man they call 'The Doctor', and the next chapter of their lives begins.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,906 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Pocket Watch by Bottled.Stardust reviews
A simple trip to an alien planet goes awry and suddenly the Doctor and Clara are running for their lives. Out of options, he's forced to do the only thing that can save them: Become human and lie low until they're safe. But without his second heart, he has no secrets, no reasons to hide his emotions, and Clara realizes that things are going to be more complicated than she thought.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.]
Damaged by ThePotterDoctor reviews
Clara Oswald is damaged. University is a chance for her to get a fresh start, but she can't keep pretending she's okay. Yet, nobody can fix her, not even a mysterious physics student who calls himself the Doctor. And she won't let herself get attached to him, or he'll just leave her more broken... Whouffle AU Set at University. FINISHED AND THE SEQUEL IS ON ITS WAY.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,747 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Stolen Time by c1araoswa1d reviews
The Doctor and Clara are kidnapped by a race of scientists with sinister plans for the pair. (Written for tumblr prompt: "Clara gets pregnant with the Doctors baby BUT They didn't have sex or any kind of sexy times. In fact they haven't even talked about love or feelings yet. Alien Machines may be involved." - So you know what you're getting into here. Rating is for evil.)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,296 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Remember Me by grednforgesgirl reviews
She'd had so many lives spread throughout his time stream. Clara. Fragments throughout time. Once, she was born on Gallifrey. Once, she was a Time Lady. And once, she was the love of the Doctor's life. She saved him. She had always saved him. His guardian angel. His best friend. His family. His soulmate. If only he could truly remember her. 50th Celebration! Doctors 1-11/Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,923 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - 1st Doctor, 4th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Temptation of Shadows by ughwhouffle reviews
One night Clara meets a man, known only as the Doctor. He introduces himself as a hired assassin. He'd always hated the phrase "serial killer". On a whim, in a moment, she decides to join him. Partners in crime, he'd said. She didn't realize how much her life would change. She wasn't sure it was for the better.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Take My Heart by blueintheclouds reviews
With a broken heart the Doctor didn't want it. But he knew, he knew from the first day Clara Oswald walked into his life, he could no longer fight it. Rating will change to M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,404 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Clara O., 11th Doctor] Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
And he looks an awful lot like your boyfriend by Capella-Lestrange-Riddle reviews
A series of Whouffle oneshots - was previously just one little drabble but then people liked my fluff so here you go! I in no way own these characters - if I did they'd be married already :) In-Progress because it is a series of oneshots, so I add on a lot... :D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
What Lies Beneath by LittleMissWhouffle reviews
The Doctor and Clara may have been close once, but that had all changed. They were now two very different people and living in two very different worlds; one of power and one of weakness. Both broken and lost, will they ever get back to their true selves? Whoufflé AU: Holocaust. Rated M for the nature and scenes in this story.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Everything Has Changed by CrazyBowtieGirl reviews
Matt. Smart, Sexy, 11th Doctor, Smith. and she. Jenna, average, unworthy, companion, Coleman. He's perfect in every way for her, but she never realizes, always shunning the feelings, with bitter resentment. Until, He shows up at her door step, half drunk, and things head toward a different direction, before she can say "Doctor? Doctor Who?"and just like that Everything Has Changed.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
One More Wednesday by lifewithdaleks reviews
Six months without a word from the Doctor, and Clara has begun to move on. When he comes back asking for a second chance, however, she takes it, knowing that it might just be her last adventure. Things take a turn for the worse when they run into one of Clara's echoes and all too familiar villain in 1946 New York. (Post-Trenzalore)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,527 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Not Everything Ends by book-thievery reviews
The Doctor is an old, sad, mad man. He has lost too much to love again. At least, that's what he tells himself. Clara is a curious young traveller who wants nothing more than to see the stars. But she, too, is scarred by a loss. Angie and Artie can see the connection between these two, loud and clear. They have a plan, but will the whims of the universe halt it in its tracks?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,738 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Souffle and the Odd Kiss by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In which the Doctor and Clara don't go on that many adventures, eat the odd souffle and snog. Quite a bit. A series of 11/Clara oneshots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
No Snogbox Required by riversung reviews
In which Clara and Doctor John Smith manage to do quite a bit of snogging in a variety of AU situations. "Clara pulled him down further by his lapels and thoroughly kissed him senseless. 'Having fun tonight' "
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Casting Lines by yesterdaymorning reviews
AU / Clara is a primary school teacher, and he is the single father of her favourite pupil. Clara swore she wouldn't get involved, but it's getting harder and harder to keep that promise to herself, the closer she gets to the mysterious man known as The Doctor. / Various Doctor Who characters in AU settings.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Trick To Not Falling In Love by Impossible Infinities reviews
"The trick is...don't fall in love. I did that trick quite a lot, sometimes twice a day." The story of how Clara Oswald had to use that trick to stop herself falling in love with the Doctor...and how it didn't quite go to plan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Other Has My Heart by D Veleniet reviews
Clara had promised to keep him hidden. She'd promised to stay with him. Navigating America in 1948 hasn't been so hard, but navigating John Smith's emotional ups and downs has. And can she keep her third promise and still stay safe herself? Human Nature AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Hold My Hand by accidentalwhouffle reviews
In which an incident on one of their adventures brings Clara and the Doctor closer than ever. "How can I help?" "Just, please, hold my hand."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Broken Doctor by Bow-Tie Queen reviews
For sixteen months The Doctor was locked up, a Sex Toy/Punching Bag, as an act of revenge. Clara finds him and rescues him, but it is going to take some time to get the Doctor back to our usual Fez-Bowties-Jammy Dodgers-Fishfingers and custard Doctor we know so well. Contains: Rape, Torture, not to graphic and it's mostly references anyways. Angst, Whump, possible pairings. Rated M
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Doctor Who: Seven Days of Christmas by Man-Man in a Box reviews
After an incident with the TARDIS, the Maitlands get an unexpected visitor for the holiday season, as the Doctor is stranded on Earth for a week. In that week, the Doctor and Clara become closer to each other then ever before. Expect both Whouffle goodness and a mystery-focused, timey-wimey plot rolled into one, Christmas-themed story.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Artie M., Angie M.
Loose Diamonds by KHCrazy reviews
Not a one shot. Clara loses her mother's ring somewhere in the TARDIS and the Doctor helps her look for it, and together they discover parts of the TARDIS neither of them knew existed. This is a Tumblr prompt, I got it from the wonderful Whouffle Library blog, see link inside. I'm rubbish at summaries but I hope you click on the story and enjoy it. R&R please! COMPLETE!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
After it's All Over by Welcome to the TARDIS reviews
An epilogue of The Name of the Doctor. Includes quite a bit of angst, but enough fluff to even that out! Eleven/Clara, Whoufflle. DISCONTINUED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Getting His Attention by sammyalex-in-the-snogbox reviews
The Doctor just wants to watch the football match. Clara wants to go do something. Of course she's gonna distract him until he caves. Oneshot. Domestic!Whouffle just chilling on the TARDIS. Had a bout of inspiration while watching a football game on a rainy day. Reviews make me happy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Promises, Promises by itstimetostopwaiting reviews
The doctor makes Clara a lot of promises, this time he's promised to accompany her Christmas shopping.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Exploration by DoctorWhyBother reviews
While in The Doctors time stream Clara decided to implant certain ideas into the Doctors head. now he must battle with himself to prevent him from emotionally endangering this girl. Not the best summary and Will be rated M because im not sure what might happen in further chapters
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Always by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
"What?" Clara asks, biting her nail yet again, "Am I? Am..." And the Doctor just looks down at the two solid blue lines on this stick of white plastic with disbelief. Clara. Oswald. Is. Pregnant. [Doctor x Clara]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Keep the Domestics Outside by WritingPurple reviews
"I'm not moving into your box, Doctor. I already signed the paperwork, and anyway I'd like to have a bedroom that stays put." With Clara's time with the Maitlands at an end and needing a new place to stay, she rents herself a little flat. She wasn't really expecting it to turn into a shared living space. Clara/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Everyday With You by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
"You're the first person I come to, Clara. When the TARDIS broke down and I faced days without her- you were the one who I wanted to be beside. I don't know; maybe it's been these three days staying with you. Maybe it's that that's made my whole perspective change around you. Because, Clara, I don't want to spend just wednesdays with you anymore. I want to spend everyday with you."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Angie M., Artie M.
The Doctor's Forced Vacation by Captain Exeen reviews
The TARDIS is miffed at the Doctor and takes off leaving him stranded in 2013 London, with Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Definitely Not A Double Date by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In which Madame Vastra and Jenny are very much in love, the Doctor and Clara are very much in denial that this is even a date at all, and Commander Strax is very much disgusted and simply must not let any funny business go on under his eye. 'Please refrain from gazing longingly into each others eyes sir, boy, as I find it most nauseating' [Doctor x Clara, Vastra x Jenny]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century, Clara O.
Proper Trouble by Infidi reviews
Post-The Name of The Doctor. The night after Trenzalore everything changed for the Doctor and Clara, now it's continuing too.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
She's Taken by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
"I can assure you, good sir, that Miss Oswald will be wanting no more dances from you or indeed any other man this evening; as Miss Oswald is otherwise engaged for the rest of the night. Am I quite clear, sir? Miss Oswald is taken. And, I believe, she always will be."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
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I Always Know reviews
"She wiped away a tear, "No, you didn't do anything Doctor, nothing at all, I'm crying, because I'm happy." Takes place during the 50th anniversary episode and then afterwards. Instead of having the cheek/corner of the mouth kiss, Clara and the Doctor actually kiss, leading them both to admit that they have feelings for the other. Humorous and incredibly fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Under the Stars reviews
He continued to look at her like a five year old on Christmas; his green eyes sparkling with excitement and his big chin jutting out. "I'm assuming you've been camping before!" She raised an eyebrow, "Umm. Doctor… I'm not trying to be rude but I'm pretty sure when you go camping you do it in the outdoors." A very fluffy fic in which Clara and the Doctor go camping! Enjoy! :)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Breathless reviews
"He moved his lips against her lips delicately as if to mend away the pain, and on account of her response, it seemed to be working. His fingers pushed some stray hair back then trailed lightly down her jaw line, enough to emit a low moan he wasn't used to." A very smutty one shot, written while I was having whouffle feels. ClaraxEleventhDoctor. Very explicit.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete