Author has written 38 stories for League of Legends, Transformers/Beast Wars, Mario, Vocaloid, James Bond, Need for Speed series, Love Live! School idol project, Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri, and Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka.
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Orbis non sufficit ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
Hello everyone, and welcome to my profile
Before I say anything, I need to state something: SONA IS MY WIFE. SONA. IS. MY WIFE.
Now, I'm a lot of things. Otaku, nerd, (sucky) gamer, Brony, Whovian, Sone, pervert, Seventh-day Adventist, Anonymous Legion, fanfiction writer.
As to what I primarily write, I write erotica. Call it porn, smut, whathaveyou, I write it. I believe erotica is the crucible to test a story writer's true mettle. And I like to see myself as a proficient writer who willingly endures this crucible to test myself with every new story.
So then, some of my multitude of interests:
Music shit: Daft Punk (for life), 2Pac, Buddy Rich, Charlie Parker, Phil Collins, AC/DC, Kanye West, Aerosmith, Panic! at the Disco, U2, Kendrick Lamar, Muse (also for life), Journey, Childish Gambino, Outkast, Nas and so much more. In terms of genres, I love jazz, classic rock, electronica, disco, and rap.
Gaming shit: Nintendo, League of Legends, Nintendo, Smash Hos, Eroges, Nintendo, Halo, Nintendo.
Movie shit: Don't get me started. I watch every Oscar nomination before they get announced, so I think this is enough to prove my love for film. But for my faves, well let's say Godzilla is my nigga and James Bond is my waifu. Don't look at Bond that way. I'll end you.
Anime shit: ...just. click this: every anime I've ever watched ever.
Attire shit: Keepin' it classy, don't ever call me a hipster, sometimes I look like the weaboo trash I am, occasionally morphs into a Greaser and/or Saturday Night Fever John Travolta. #BlakeScottislife
Hobby shit: Philosophy (Nietzsche, Aurelius, CS Lewis, Aristotle, and Descartes are my niggas), writing (obv), anime (senpai for lyfe), film, boxing (Little Mac is on the pack), running, and planning the next revolution (we are legion).
OTPs: TalonxLux, GarenxKatarina, YasuoxAkali, YasuoxSyndra, AhrixShen, RivenxTF, AshexTryndamere, JannaxEkko
NOtps: RivenxYasuo (fuck that), EzrealxLux (nice Aryan ship, you racists), LeeSinxSona, CaitlynxVi (why does their relationship have to be romantic wtf), LeonaxDiana (???), RivenxZac (?????), TalonxRiven, GPxMF
Feel free to add me on other sites, if you'd like to chat with me. Here's a list of my usernames:
Follow me on Tumblr! (And click this link to learn more about me)
Twitter: WaddleBuff (revolution center)
LoL: W4ddleBuff (bronze four years running)
Blogger: achocolatetwinkie.blogspot.com (oooh some real philosophical stuff, im so meta, wow)
XFire: WaddleBuff (tumbleweed)
Steam: WaddleBuff (literally empty)
GMail: W4ddleBuff (spam me. do it.)
YouTube: WaddleBuff2 (vlogs coming soon...ish?)
MySpace: WaddleBuff (it's how i search for honest girls)
Don't be afraid to ask for requests. I'll be happy to work on one for you! The only boundaries that I have are yaoi, futa, and rape. Remember kids, consent is sexy.
Now that all of that is cleared up, I hope you all have enjoyed learning more about me. If any of you are having trouble with writing or just need a beta reader, I'm available! Just don't expect prompt replies. I'm terrible at replying on time, so I apologize in advance. I leave you all with quotes that inspire me as a person and as a writer.
"People who don't work hard don't have the right to be envious of the people with talent."
-Yukino Yukinoshita (My Teenage RomCom: Wrong, As I Expected)
"A woman's heart is as fickle as the skies of Ganymede."
-Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)
But here is the truth of nostalgia: we don’t feel it for who we were, but who we weren’t. We feel it for all the possibilities that were open to us, but that we didn’t take.
Time is like wax dripping from a candle flame. In the moment it is molten and falling, with the capability to transform into any shape. Then the moment passes and the wax hits the table top and solidifies into the shape it will always be. It becomes the past. A solid, single record of what happened, still holding in its wild curves and contours the potential of every shape it could have held.
It is impossible—no matter how blessed you are by luck, or the government, or some remote invisible deity gently steering your life with hands made of moonlight and wind—it is impossible not to feel a little sad looking at that bit of wax. That bit of the past. It is impossible not to think of all the wild forms that wax now will never take."
-Cecil Baldwin (Welcome to Night Vale)
-Narrator (Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!)
I mean, what's the point of dirty jokes anyway if they aren't "wrong"? They're appealing because they're wrong. They excite us because we have to be secretive. Because they're devilish, they shine. Because they're twisted, they entice us. That is why I vowed to become the "devil" to crush this boring world there the concept of dirty jokes does not exist! MARK MY WORDS!
-Ayame Kajo a.k.a. Blue Snow (Leader of SOX)
I write only when inspiration strikes. Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o'clock sharp.
-W. Somerset Maugham