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Joined 11-26-11, id: 3467189, Profile Updated: 01-23-13
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, Frankenweenie, Soul Eater, and Team Fortress 2.

Warning: All I write is yaoi. I've tried writing "normal" stories but failed horribly.

As suggested by the pen name, a lot of my stories are GaaLee.

And then I found Homestuck. EriSol is my OTP. But I won't change my pen name so that I can still be found.

Please review them if you read them. Constructive critisism is wonderful and encouraged.

However, if you absolutely hated one of my stories, I couldn't care less.

If you don't like, don't read it, don't review it.

A friend of mine agrees that most writers lead their audience up and down the "hills" in their plots and stories. I, however, "Lead them up the hill, shove them off the cliff, and laugh as they fall to their dooms". I apologize in advance for my abrupt writing style.

I don't really trust the internet, so this is all the information you will recieve.


Bold the stereotypes that apply to you.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I LIKE TO BE BY MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I got a car for my birthday so I must be a spoiled brat.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I wear GLASSES, so I must be a NERD.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

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Confrontation by AssasinQueen reviews
Nassor had managed to work politely with Toshiaki on their assignment for the past several weeks. What reason could he have to be avoiding him now? Set several years after the movie.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Nassor, Toshiaki - Complete
Under the desk by DreamRain-Letters reviews
Ed decides to something sexy for his Colonel. Is that all of it or does does he want to make it show too? -One-Shot Lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
First Aid by KidStoleMyHeart reviews
After a brutal fall, Japan is taken care of by America. But will things go farther than intended? AmeriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Forever Yours by XdrippingXbloodX reviews
Sadistic vampire Gaara gains a pet by the name of Rock Lee. Summary here sucks and I'm not too proud of this story either but I need comments. M for hard core yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Love me, hate you by Equisadistic reviews
terrible title is terrible. it's your basic ghiralink fic. don't like, don't read. you know the drill.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Monster by StarProphecy7279 reviews
Italy pays a visit to Germany in the midst of of World War Two only to find the man he once loved has been replaced by a monster
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Out to Eat by the monochromatic reviews
Italy decides that a dinner date needs some spicing up. Embarrassment of Germany ensues. De-anoned Kink Meme fill. You know what to expect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Stitches by Jemima Fogg reviews
After the big test Stein insists that Kid spend some extra lessons with him so he could improve and Kid accepts. Upon arriving at Stein's door step though he breaks down and Stein notices something. Franken Stein x Death the Kid. YAOI!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Franken Stein, Death The Kid - Complete
Delicious by SarissaDiablo reviews
ModernAU - Lee had been watching them for weeks, and now it was time. He was going to offer himself. He wanted to be their Slave. PWP oneshot. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Coming out of the Closet by magicormuggle reviews
Link goes on a thrilling adventure to save princess Zelda from the closet of doom. LinkXDarkLink. Rated M for lemon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
APH Gakuen Rochu: A Date To Remember by haraguro-tan reviews
For his final year oral presentation topic 'A Date to Remember', Ivan gives an elaborate account of a rendezvous with Yao, supplying more details than anyone really ought to know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
S Rozhdestvom Kristovym by Pocky of Doom reviews
"Prompt: Food-play and dub-con. Characters: Russia and China; America and Japan if more are needed. Make me nosebleed!" And that is why this exists.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Alcohol Induced Madness by sweet-and-simple reviews
He never meant to hurt Lee. As a matter of fact, he's not even certain if he did hurt Lee. It comes to him in snippets and flashes of memory. That is exactly why he has to find Lee. He has to know what happened.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
My Fallen Angel by sweet-and-simple reviews
Lee is a happy, confident person by day, but who knows him when night comes along and runs along his veins? There is a haven he runs too at night, and he is their fallen angel: pure and untouched. No one is happy at all when a demon steals him away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Nightingale Sings by xblkdragonx reviews
Tired of people assuming he is the bottom, China sets out to prove the world he can top too
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
I Will Come To You by NarutoBlackmail reviews
Yeah. Sure you can love me. As long as it doesn't get in the way of of our scams. SLASH Ace/Snake. Do not want? DO NOT READ. Totally my last time changing the summary, promise.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Ace, Snake - Complete
Like a lover, like a slave by HollyPOP71 reviews
The abandoned hand finally decided to explore the territory it knew all to well, yet rarely had the chance to explore. It moved of its own accord, following the dips of toned muscle. LeexGaa. Oneshot. Lemon. For all your smutty fangirl needs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
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Darkfall reviews
In a seemingly harmless story come to life, group of friends find themselves taken into a world where Darkness consumes the land. With the forces of Darkness growing stronger every moment, will they be able learn of the Darkness and defeat it against all odds? And can they realize even more about themselves? EriSol, AU, LOZ Twilight Princess setting. Rated M just in case.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Apology Accepted reviews
After Dutch Day is destroyed and the mob travels to the windmill, Toshiaki finds himself alone. Talking to a cabinet. At least for a time. Slight ToshiakiXNassor. Rated K
Frankenweenie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Toshiaki, Nassor - Complete
Lament reviews
"Midnight an' someone's still playin' god damned classical music? I swear..." Quick Medic/Scout fluff drabble thing cause there's not enough fluff out there for this pairing. Rated T so I don't get yelled at for any brief language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Medic, Scout - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow reviews
Can the master of procrastination bring himself to tell Japan how he really feels? And how do the two sides compare? America/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Sketch Books and Sticky Notes reviews
Great memories can sometimes only bring pain. Can Sollux bring Eridan back and make him relive what they lost? Inspired by and modeled off of "The Vow". Sollux/Eridan, rated M just for language and suggestive themes (possibly).
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Now on his third roommate, will anything change for Stein? Really crappy Young!Stein/Kid fic. Rated T only because of brief use of some language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Franken Stein, Death The Kid - Complete
Stop That reviews
"Stop that. Stop that. Stop that." Unfortunately, the message doesn't seem to get through to Nassor. Toshiaki/Nassor. Rated T only for tiny bits on language so I don't get in trouble.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Toshiaki, Nassor - Complete
Scare Tactics reviews
Even the cheesiest of pranks can go too far; especially for the victim. EriSol, Humanstuck, T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Hey There, Eridan reviews
"Will you sing me that song, Sol?" "Again?" "Yes, again!" EriSol, Fluff, Song-alterations. Rated T only for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Please Don't Stop the Music reviews
One party. Six boys. Everything can go right and wrong at once. As long as you don't stop the music. HUMANSTUCK. EriSol JohnKat GamTav. YAOI
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Laugh Maker reviews
"'Laugh Maker', this isn't a joke!" Can Laugh Maker bring a smile to the face of the one person who wants him to disappear? America/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Angel of Death reviews
A string of murders breaks out in Konoha, caused by the so-called "Hourglass Killer". With all of their friends dropping dead around them, can Lee's marriage hold up? GaaLee, M for violence, character deaths. A/N: this is a rushed story, I apologize
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Blank Sheet of Paper reviews
Based on "Blank Sheet of Paper" by Tim McGraw. Song fic-ish. GaaLee, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
The day starts out just like any other. But is that really the case? GaaLee fluffish. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Spark reviews
It only takes a spark to start a fire. Can Lee's feelings really change Gaara's views? GaaLee AU Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete