Author has written 24 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, and D.Gray-Man.
Salutations, greetings, and hello's to all of you profile viewers out there! If you came to check my page out due to liking one of my stories, or just getting lost somehow and ending up here, I welcome you regardless! :)
First things first: I have a very spastic updating schedule! Most times you won't see any updates for months, sometimes leading up into a year or so, then all of a sudden there's about six stories that just got updated all at once. Sometimes you'll only see one update within a few weeks or a month. It works like this due to the fact that I have a computer but lack internet. Not to mention I am a very busy bee with work, life, and family matters. The procrastination and laziness doesn't help either!
Another thing to know: I have a terrible habit of starting new fanfictions on a whim. I'll start one and end up getting so caught up in that particular one that I will often times loose intrest in the other fics I had been working on at that time. So, almost all of my stories are still works-in-progress and only the one-shots are complete.
Stories in Progress/Updates:
Broken Crayons: Chapters are slow, but still coming. Not my top priority, but still in the works. It's rather low on the list however.
Grandfather Paradox: Also still in the works. Not a top priority, but it is high on the list to continue.
(I)In My Arms: This story is on hiatus and has been for over a year. I've actually been wanting to rewrite it. I wanted to change some main things in the story around and generally just try and write it a smidgen better. Let me know if you'd like to see those changes, or for me to just leave it be.
Mako Mutations: Have not given up on this one yet. Just need to pump out a chapter when I have the time. Semi-writer's block has halted further progress.
Puppy Days: Still working on this one too. Have so many others on my plate but have not given up on it. Not sure when another chapter will be out though.
Requiem for the Lost and Damned: Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing with this one anymore. A cute fluff D.Gray-Man story that's just been sitting around on my computer for awhile. I write in this one off-and-on, usually whenever I happen to be into the series. Right now, I have other fics that have been keeping me occupied.
Tell Me Why the Caged Bird Sings: This story is under HEAVY reconstruction right now. After chapter eight, I've hated the entire story, but before that I loved it. Currently fixing chapter eight and going to take chapters nine and ten down. Those were uploaded just for the sake of pumping something out with no effort behind them.
(I)The Puppy Becomes the Parent: This was one of my first stories ever uploaded, and I practically turned it into a dump story. Meaning, I write in this when the urge strikes me but otherwise I generally leave it untouched. The early chapters (And most of the story itself) makes me cringe and I am seriously thinking of either a massive rewrite with my current skills, or just stopping altogether. Please PM me if you'd like for me to continue it as is or give it a paint-job.
(I)Transmogrify: Haven't touched this one in awhile, but not being abandoned, I promise! I'm currently stuck with writer's block in this one. If you'd like to help, feel free to PM me with ideas or suggestions and I will put them in there.
Tsudzukeru: Currently my top priority story, even though updates are rather slow, there are tons of chapters that have already been thought out and are currently in the works.
Unbreakable Bond: A dump story just like 'Puppy/parent' is. Mostly updated on impulse.
Heya everyone, Zimmy here! If you would like to check out some amazing fan-art drawn by amazing people for my stories, you can find them here! (Just take out the spaces and put the actual period back in! XD):
Going Home (Colored)
Wind In The Willows
This girl is talented and amazing :D Her artwork is astounding and I can't believe she's already drawn me this many drawings, I feel so honored :)
When It Comes To Writing
IV: My chapter length is always variable. It never keeps a constant word count. Usually they range from 3,000 to 6,000 words, but even so it still changes frequently. My shortest chapter ever uploaded was just under 1,000 words. My longest chapter hit just above 9,000. (It's over 9,000!!! XD)
[However, on my Ao3 account, my longest chapter hit over 21,000 words and was very graphic ;D That is where I unleash my full graphicness and go fanfic-super sayan!]
The chapter's content and prior brainstorming generally determines chapter length. Chapters with not much thought or planning usually can't stretch that far. Chapters that have been extensively thought out can stretch for thousands of words.
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Music (Since I am a music whore and listen to just about anything, only my absolute favorites will be listed):
I have a nine year-old tuxedo cat named Kiki
I have a year old tuxedo cat named Legend (He's just the cutest! Even though he's got a gimpy hindleg!)
I am left-handed (hi-fives to all the other lefty's out there!)
I have an older brother (said older brother was responsible for one of my one-shots, if you've read it, you know how he thinks XD)
I somewhat know how to play the piano (Emphasis on the somewhat, all I can play is video game tracks and my own stupid crap)
I have spent over 600 dollars on Manga books (...And don't plan to stop anytime soon!)
My only talent is writing (I am mediocre at everything else I do at best besides drawing -_-)
I am an introvert (And no, that doesn't mean I hate people, I just...Dislike them by choice XD)
I have A.D.D (But take no medications for- Look at that birdy~! Cheep Cheep!)
I eat breakfast foods during any time of the day
I quote my favorite games or movies in public (And I am not ashamed!)
I have a freckle and a mole on my right index finger that makes it look like I have a hand puppet (I didn't even think this was possible! XD)
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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, xStillxInxLovex (i do this every day), Tekalali (all of the time -_-), Number XVI (I’ve tripped over a cordless mobile phone, do u really think stairs will stop me?) Zimithrus1 (Hey! It takes SKILL to FALL UP the stairs! *does it right now*)
If you think that Cloud's hair is NOT caused by genetics, but by electrocution from a toaster, copy this into your profile.
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If you are a fan of yaoi and yell it out in a crowded place, copy and paste.
If one of your favorite yaoi pairings involve Cloud and Zack Copy & paste!
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EXCUSE ME!!I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them.
You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall paste this in your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Makodreamafar, UltimateNinjaOfDoom, Zimithrus1
92% of teens have moved onto ganxta rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile
95% of teens would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
I remember back in the days, there were these things called Bionicles, that you could construct and mess around with. Copy and paste if you remember those days. (And the commercials on t.v.)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
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98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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You Say Pink I Say Black
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your proof
am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX,Alexandria Volturi,Zimithrus1
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom, catsrule. And...) Kaname-Black-Panther (Harry Potter, Lorcan Furey, Ron Weasley, Kaname Kuran!), TheJasperFangirl(Marcus Volturi(don't laugh), Jez Stukely, Jasper Whitlock hale, Iggy from maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Fred Weasley, Ayame Sohma(you better not be laughing)DgShadowChocolate (Shadow the Hedgehog-what? He's hot-, Gaara, Edward Cullen-ONLY SORTA!!-Danny Phantom, Dexter from Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall-don't laugh!), Angel-Demon1 (Shadow (He's too hot not to have a crush on), Yami, Joey, and Mokuba from Yu-Gi-Oh (Don't you laugh! >.>..)Alexia the hedgehog (Shadow the hedgehog, Danny Phantom, Sonic the hedgehog, Speed Racer, Bruce Wayne (AKA, The Batman) , Edric (The Faerie Path books) and a bunch of other's I can't think of at the moment), Vanisha Tigerseye Stride, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Yami, Joey(from Yu-Gi-Oh! -DON'T LAUGH), Jayden Y.(from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Yusie(forgot last name, from Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's)Naruto(sometimes), Sasuke U.(From Naruto),Riku(from Kingdom Hearts), Roxas, Axel, Zack Fair, Cloud Strife, Sora, Ventus, Terra, Leonardo, Donatello, Rapheal, Michelangelo,and many more I can't think of right now.Alexandria Volturi(Axel,Demxy,Sora,Riku,Cloud Strife,Squall,Zidane,Kuja,Edward Elric,Ikuto,Sasuke U.,Itachi U,Dedidara,Gaara), Zimithrus1, (Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Sesshomaru (Sesshi is an old crush, Cloud and Zack are my current crushes
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
You know you're obsessed with anime when...
1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. (I lack anything in that sentence- except the pictures.)
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. (No one ever knew...bwahaha!)
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. (With pride. >XD)
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...)
19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. (I don't like pink and I don't wear necklaces, but I know what you mean!)
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.. (I don't try for goku. I tried for Cloud! My bedhead can stand up on its own without any hair product. O_O)
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name(or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (BIG TIME! Except for me, they might be video game characters -)
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life. (yes. And I'm proud of it!)
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (Oh, but I do like ramen!)
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You Cosplay daily.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, The Nobody With A Heart, HostClubRegular10, knyghtstar, Alexandria Volturi, Zimithrus1,
Long live classic Yu-Gi-Oh!
Put this in your account
If you think Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is lame; copy this to your profile (no offence)
If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile
If you have a brother who in your opinion is really crazy, into your profile copy AND paste this.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you TALK BACK to the TV, copy this into your profile
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans
Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: say OMG!
YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA !
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
YuGiOh fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you.
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly
YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.
Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
YuGiOh fans: know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that some of them might be shirtless.
Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
YuGiOh fans: would go directly to Domino city.
Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles
YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is Marik or Valon the badass Australian.
Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game
YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid. (Unless they are Abridged fans “Shut up Mokuba”)
Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage
YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid
YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik is there!
Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people
YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game (YGO! The Abridged quote Copyright: Little Kuribo)
If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile
If you are a complete and total Yugi Muto fangirl, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile
If you think that several anime characters are sexy, paste and copy this on your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoot his wife and then turns the gun on himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. Her first day to sunday school she walks to the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross.
The little girl asks the teacher. "How did the man get off the cross?" The Teacher replied: "He never did" The little Girl argued: "Yes he did, the night mommy and daddy died he sat behind the couch with me and telling me everything was gonna be alright." 66% of you wont post this on you'r profile. But remember the bible says"Deny me in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my father.' Post this on you'r profile. Because I already did my part. Now It Is Your Turn
99.8 of animé fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animés than this, paste this on your profile (Yugioh, Digimon, Bleach...)
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
If you watched Veggie Tales as a little kid, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you watched Yugioh or another anime when you were younger and watching it again as a teenager or adult, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you stopped caring about being popular long time ago, copy and paste this to your profile.
If wish there was a live action Yugioh movie with a good plot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish Atem got his own body at the end of Yugioh, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish they should've continued the original Yugioh and not the other Yugioh shows(GX, 5D, etc.), copy and paste this to your profile.
I don't care if...you're gay or bi or straight,everybody needs love.
The girl you just called fat?...She's overdosing on pills.
The girl you just called ugly?...She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped?.. He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars?...He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mom is dying.
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. Repost If Your Against Bullying.
Repost this if you agree with it.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (XD)
If you cry, I cry...
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
"My parents said I could become anything I wanted to be. So I became an asshole."
"Dont follow my footsteps. I run into walls."
Death is god's way of saying your FIRED."
"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!!! If you know someone you would like to shout this at, copy and paste...now, repeat after me...BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!!!
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I, zimithrus1, do solemly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Because real authors always review! Copy and paste this on your profile to join the Revolution.
And Now For...Funny Quotes Or Phrases I Found On This Site By Magnificent Authors!!
2.) "Your face is offensive to me and I'd rather not see it at the moment." Invisible--By Beansprout-Ninja
3.) What's the name of this character you're playing as?" Sephiroth wondered.
"Do you mean Selphie, Irvine, or Squall?" Cloud asked.
"I don't care what their names are, They all look stupid!" Sephiroth grunted.
"Anyway, the one I'm talking about... he's wearing a black puffy jacket." "That's Squall." Cloud answered.
"What's the 'X' marked on his butt for?" Sephiroth asked. "Is that where you're supposed to kick it?"
"That's his belt, moron."
"If you're gonna wear a belt, at least slot it properly into your pants." Sephiroth shook his head.
"Can you make this Squall guy go to the bathroom?" Cid chuckled.
"No. There aren't any bathrooms in Final Fantasy VIII." Cloud said.
"Hmm, 60 hours worth of gameplay and not one bathroom in sight..." Sephiroth thought. "Maybe it's a good idea I stayed in Final Fantasy VII after all..."--Final Fantasy VIII Sucks, FFVII Forever!! By Kat Aclysm
"So you'll never play FFVII again?"
"Nope." Cloud nodded. "I'm gonna stick to FFVII till FFIX comes out."
"That's good, then you won't be needing this." Cid chuckled, and hurled the game out the window. It flew across the street and into the apartment across the street.
Meanwhile, in that apartment, Squall, Rinoa, Zell and Seifer were sitting in front of their TV playing Final Fantasy VIII.
"I love this game so much." Zell laughed.
"I want it to be the death of me." Squall said. Just then, a copy of Final Fantasy VIII smashed through the window and lodged itself in Squall's head. He collapsed on the rug.
"Squall?" Rinoa squeaked. "Speak to me!"
"Well, Squall said he wanted FFVIII to be the death of him." Seifer chuckled. "The bastard got his wish."--Final Fantasy VIII Sucks, FFVII Forever!! By Kat Aclysm
5.) "Where's the popcorn popper?"
6.) A short time of writing passed, Asch put his pen down, and shut the diary. He made sure it was locked tightly. He stood up and dusted himself off. He went to put the book back in it's usual hiding spot, but froze when he heard a rustle from the leaves in the tree above him. Before he knew it, his dairy was whisked away right out of his hand.
"Your secret diary huh?", said the voice of a teenager Asch knew far too well.
Asch turned around and glared at the green haired boy.
"Return that to me now, Sync.", growled Asch.
Sync chuckled and looked at him. He was wearing a smirk on his face.
"You shouldn't bring it out and write about your "Dearest" Replica where anyone could read it then.", he taunted as he took a closer look at it.
Asch took a step closer, wanting to reach out for the diary, but Sync moved away more as a reaction to his movements.
"Heh… Aren't these for little girls who want to talk about the boys they like?", said Sync as he smirked more.
"Tch… Shut up and give it back to me!", Asch yelled, taking another step towards him.--Diary Of An Original by RyokoHokage
7.) "Yah, and Zack's been trying to set me up with everyone he even thinks is gay since he found out. I feel kind of sorry for you. Never ever take his dating advice." Kunsel stressed looking to Cloud.
"What happened?" Cloud asked honestly curious.
"Last time we almost got arrested for prostitution." Kunsel said looking back to Zack and crossing his arms.
"I didn't know the guy was undercover, and I never even mentioned Gil.!" Zack exclaimed throwing his hands in the air. --Serendipity by Dark Hikari Twilight
"It's alright Sir." Cloud said, really getting a glimpse of Sephiroth acting human, was almost surreal for Cloud, especially after his fight with the summon.
"I'm not going to stand for Sir, and more then these two are." Angeal said.
"Hey I still have to call Genesis sir." Zack pouted.
"That's because that the only ounce of manners I can get out of you." Genesis said "I still don't understand why Angeal keeps you around."
"Because he loves me." Zack said batting his eyes at Angeal. Genesis nearly choked on his food at that.
"Zack that's enough." Angeal said looking at his student. Zack just pouted a bit, not sure what he had said wrong. --Serendipity by Dark Hikari Twilight
9.) "If you assume, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. -- Malady by ZiggyPasta
If you made it all the way to the end of my profile without skipping...You get a freakin cookie! XD