Kyia-Kenobi
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Joined 02-22-03, id: 346747
Author has written 14 stories for Star Wars, Parodies and Spoofs, Stargate: SG-1, and Farscape.
Ummm I hate these bits, Drama student from sunny UK with a flare for the insane, a stuffed white rabbit named Bunny Foo Foo and the biggest collection of useless tatt this side of the pond, my fave items being a blow up fake pikachu and a blue lightsabre.
Was put in local nut house for Ewan Mcgregor fantasies (and an episode where I actually believed I was a jedi knight, they haven't let me out for that one yet) and for generally being obessessed with all forms of sci fi and fantasy *joke, well only about actually being put in the nut house, the rest is true*

My latest crusades include SAFS, which you can join on my site which is a society against 'field scenes' (ie when George Lucas takes cheesy lines, gives them to cheesy actors and sticks them in a field with some CGI for the fun of it)
And ofcourse anti Obi/Amidala and Jaina/Kyp slush, sorry to all those people who will flame me for this like furbies they get under my skin DIE DIE DIE DIE BBBBBWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

Fave Icecream Ben & Jerry's half baked hmmmmmmmmmm
Fave Choc bar Snickers
Fave person to spread them on: Ewan McGregor, followed closely by Viggo (Aragorn) and Ben Browder.

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Forbidden Game IV by roswellwbfan reviews
On Hiatus. This is NOT FINISHED. You can tell by seeing it listed as In-Progress or the "On Hiatus" both here and in my profile. I have agreed not to post any more until it is finished to avoid further annoying people, alright? Flames off, ok?Jenny/Julian
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 108,422 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Jenny, Julian
Obi Wan Kenobi Book 2 by DataKenobi05 reviews
The end of an apprenticeship is at hand. Evil is waiting in the shadows only those who can recognize it will have hope in the future. COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,729 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Water's Edge by obaona reviews
Mostly about Obi-Wan Kenobi (massive Obi-angst), but it has just 'bout everyone else too. Part 16 - COMPLETED. Yay! We're done!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,891 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lifestyle Changes The Rewrite by Wallace reviews
Faith the Vampire Slayer finds her way to a rather special school. Being rewritten and re-plotted to accomodate X-Men 2.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,854 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003
The Dead Apprentice by the-one88 reviews
This is a parody on what happened when Darth Sidious went to replace the newly demised Darth Maul. It turns out hillarius! =) please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Hottest Jedi of the Month by Ryn Turner reviews
Just what the title says. Anakin beats out Obi-Wan for the first time as Hottest Jedi of the month, and Obi-Wan takes drastic measures to win back his title. ~~~CHAPTER FIVE!! COME AND ENJOY!!!!!~~~
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
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Star Wars The Bunny Strikes Back reviews
Little Bunny Foo Foo's adventures in the star wars universe continue, and its getting even tougher to be Princess Leia's rabbit (Sequel to Star Wars - A New Rabbit )
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Sabre's Union reviews
Sequel to Jedi's Trial, Obi Wan returns to Elphora but things have moved on a lot since he was there last. Things have got darker, and once again the Sith Lord rear its ugly head (author hopes there's a plot in there some where too) 2nd of the Kenobi Saga
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Star Wars A New Rabbit reviews
Little Bunny Foo Foo wrinkled her nose. There were definitely disadvantages to being Princess Leia's rabbit *Finished*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
Pez Wars reviews
When Luke asked Mara to marry him, there was one condition she imposed that he really didn't expect. *Finished*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 6/22/2003
Jedi's Trial reviews
Set about 6months after TPM Obi Wan and Anakin investigate a Sith Attack on the Jedi Ruler of the world of Elphora but things become complicated there are galactic consequences. First part of the Kenobi Saga *Finished*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,904 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Moulin Rouge Farscape Style
In loving memory of our favourite show I've debased my favourite movie and changed the song lyrics
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 473 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003
God I Hate This Planet reviews
Jack O'Neil (From his POV) and the rest of SG1 end up in South Park tied up. Basically SP the movie meets Window of Opportunity with added cheesy poofs, but at least its finished. Quite a few swears but have starred most of them out
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/25/2003 - J. O'Neill
Seperate Films reviews
George Lucas and Steven Spielburg get together to sing a touching duet. Yeah right, in reality Kyia has locked them in a room with a Karaoke track, but thats close enough
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/5/2003
Lucky reviews
Star Wars musical humour, the most infamous bounty hunter does his version of britney's infamous song.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Man, I Feel Like a Jedi reviews
Star Wars musical humour, as sung by Shania Twain the Rancor (to man I feel like a woman)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2003
E'chewowa! reviews
Star Wars musical humour, wicket gets down abba style! (to Mamma Mia)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Can You Feel The Force Tonight? reviews
Star Wars musical humour, the Emperor and Vader try to get Luke to turn to to the dark side Elton style!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/27/2003
What If God was Lucas reviews
Star Wars musical humour, how most people feel about the next film (I think)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2003
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing reviews
Star Wars musical humour on the woes of a stormie
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003