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Joined 11-27-11, id: 3467720, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Hellboy.

HELLO PEOPLE THAT I DON'T KNOW!!! I AM A FIFTY FOOT PLATAPUS-BEAR WITH PINK FUR AND SILVER WINGS!!

nah...I am Italy..yes thats right I am anime geek, but relly if you re reading this...then you are too...right?..RIGHT??

okay..well my real name is Summer and I love Hetalia , pokemon, Avatar, the last airbender, Hellboy...and I am getting into soul eater right now.I am a bit random (a bit?_ SHUT UP!) I love to cosplay and tend to go what I call "ITALY MODE" at random moments (=

me and you are friends...
you cry, i cry
you laugh, i laugh
you smile, i smile
you jump off a bridge...im gonna miss you.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your a*.

i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:
ONCE when it's told to me
ONCE when it's explained to me
and
ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

People are like slinkies...pretty useless..but are fun to push down stairs

last night I was in bed, wistfully looking at the stars when I thought myself..'WHERE THE F* IS MY CEILING?!'

NOW FOR SOME HETALIA THINGS!

Become one with mother Russia da? o(^J^)O ~kolkolkolkol~

Make pasta not war!~

why you should never bring up WW2 to Germany~

Hey Germany remember when you invaded Poland? "Vhat are you talking about..I vas invited."... No I distincly remember that you inva-" NEIN! you are vrong I vas invited." but it says here in my text book tha- "I VAS INVITED!!"

SHIT! IT BE FRANCE! RUN FOR YOU VIRGINITY!!

when italy is scared..laugh. when Germany is scared..RUN!

I once went into a very fancy english restrant...the meals included a free stomach pump.

You know you're Italian when

You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.

HIDE YO' CHILDREN CUZ SPAIN BE HERE!!

The Relationship Status of a Fangirl

❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

A Nerd's List of Things to Do

1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever pizza laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoulered dinosaurs!

25.)Make you realize I skipped 23.

26.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!

(credit to She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name the originall creater of this list)

HASTA LA PASTA!!~

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One of the Boys by Moonlight Ashes reviews
What if Italy had a secret that could lead to ultimate destruction of the lovable pasta crazed cutie? Who could be trusted and who could not? How will Italy save itself? FEM-ITALY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
I Hate Halloween by ScarfyandSpoons reviews
Germany tells Italy a scary story from when he was a kid on Halloween and Italy discovers something interesting. Oneshot! who knows, I might do something else :9
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
There's Pasta Sauce in my Pen! by Hotaru-Naichingeru reviews
Send in all your letters to N. Itsly. Ask him questions, leave comments, or just chat!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
I Just Wanted Attention by FMB reviews
Mom and Dad went and had a baby brother without my permission. That demon spawn is taking all the attention and all their love! But don't worry, this man is a wizard, and he'll get it back for me! UKUS RAPE&PEDOPHILIA. I'M SERIOUS HERE, DLDR!AmeCan at end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,788 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Something Familiar by Southpaw Swordsman reviews
Italy has another nightmare, so he goes to the safest place he knows. Just a short little story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Morning smiles by Bri Nara reviews
Ve! Germany doesn't smile a lot, so one morning Italy tries to make him! GerIta Fluff Attempt for Valentine's day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Pitifully Thick by StarBabii reviews
"There are no cats or dogs coming down, Germany!" Germany attempts to get Italy to understand the concept of the metaphor "raining cats and dogs"…and metaphors in general.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
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HELLBOY, A new friend
Set in between the first and second movie. A strange curse on a tomb holds a small secret... will Hellboy gain a friend or a rival? Rated T for hellboy's mouth...A maybe explaination for meyers getting sent to antartica..heehee
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,787 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hellboy
Potatos and Pasta: Letters to Germany and Italy! reviews
Germany and Italy have agreed to respond to ANY letters you send in! WE NEVER AGREED! hehe they just love to joke! Please review!..pretty please with pasta on top?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Germany, N. Italy