Arsenic Kiss
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Joined 02-22-03, id: 346796
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
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What do you write about? Harry Potter! And that's probably all that I will ever write about..Maybe some Lizzie McGuire slash or something along the way But yes, Harry Potter for now. I support H/G and R/Hr, and the occasional Hagrid/Sirius. I also believe that Snape and Sinistra have a little thing going...(Thanks to my dear friend She's A Star) Yes, I do write some slash...No, I do not take any of it seriously, and I hope that you won't either.

So you write poems? Yes, I write poems. I suppose they are poems, because they're certianly not stories...But it's quite freestyle, I must admit. No rhymes or sonnets for me. :D

What's your style? Well, now that I think about it, I suppose I do have a style somewhat. They are all meant to be funny (but it's up to you to decide whether they are or not) and they are intentionally weird. That kind of reflects my personality...Mwehehe.

Stuff about *MOI!*

Call me...: Rachel, if you want to be boring. Or just Arsenic Kiss. Or even Zbobltomf if that tickles your pear.

Currently...: Living in Alaska, sophmore, on the verge of insanity and mother of four. (Just kidding, dear.)

I adore...: Mochas, All of the HP Books (and movies...though not nearly as much as the books.), J.K. Rowling, Lucius Malfoy, old black-and-white films, Chicago (the movie. Although the city is quite nice also.) Jordan Almonds, classical music, broadway, singing, acting, flying (Yes, flying. I was Wendy in Peter Pan...good times. :D), cheesecake, roses, chocolate, silk, berets, Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Sean Biggerstaff, Johnny Depp, BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPHS, caffeine, Jazz tunes, Frank Sinatra and much much more! (Call now toll-free to order with this snazzy flashing number on the bottom of your screen!)

I loathe...: H/Hr shippers, Lizzie McGuire, Hillary Duff, Lizzie McGuire the Movie (Don't need to see it to confirm that, believe me.) and probably some other things but I can't think of them right now...

And...that would be it.

More poems to come, I'm sure. My muse is in Bermuda right now, so we'll see what he's in the mood for when he comes back...


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Their Crazy Love by Cashelle-gone-Crazy reviews
(Warning: Slash) Contains minor OotP spoilers. Harry is having dreams about Dumbledore and doesn't know what they mean until the one person they're about confesses something to him and he realizes he feels the same way. Rated PG-13 for slash references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,481 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Albus D., Harry P.
Scenes from the Lonely Place by Blacktrillium reviews
A series of short pieces, highlighting important, and not so important, random events from the lonely lives of our two favorite agents. All leading up to something good. Eventually. Hopefully.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
Gone Away by The Hermione Granger Fan Club reviews
Cho is missing Cedric... (featuring an Offspring song. Won't offend people who hate Cho's guts 'cause she's 'an obstacle in the path to the One True Ship'. It may even make you do the unthinkable and- GASP!- feel badly for Cho. But I kinda doubt it)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Cho C.
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That Fateful Day reviews
Hathilda Hag expresses her undying love for Lucius as she recalls the first time she laid eyes upon him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/5/2003
Bloody Git reviews
Ron laments over Hermione's strange infatuation with Mr. Magical Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Ron W.
His Gift Was My Song reviews
"...Ginny Weasley, blushing furiously, turned up with a get-well card she had made herself, which sang shrilly unless Harry kept it shut under his bowl of fruit." The epic, sweeping, and tragic tale of a certain get-well card.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/21/2003
Socks Is Good reviews
Dobby professes his adoration for the people who give him his favourite garment ever...socks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3/18/2003
I Love You, Sir reviews
A student proclaims their love to a Hogwarts professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003
How Do I Loathe Thee? reviews
Draco expresses his feelings for Ginny in a very Malfoy-esque fashion indeed. Could a certain Slytherin perhaps be in denial?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Can't Get You Out of My Head reviews
Ron attempts to NOT think about Hermione. Easier said than done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
I Love You, Hagrid reviews
Someone reflects on their admiration for everyone's favorite Hogwarts groundkeeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Rubeus H.