Insomniac Luddite
Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-22-03, id: 346887
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Harry Potter.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Siege Mentality reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
Tralalalally reviews
Elves and alcohol after rooting the Mary Sues out of Imladris. An explanation for the singing in The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Elrond, Bilbo B.
Kind as Summer reviews
The Lord of Imladris does battle with an intruder who wants to the haven from him: Evil!Elrond. Yes, the same Evil!Elrond who is so beloved of a certain type of fic writer coughMary-Suecough. Exaggerations and silliness, of course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Elrond
Merciful Oblivion reviews
Life in Aman before the arrival of the Elves. There was another Vala, of whom the histories do not speak … Bombadillo, the brother of Vaire.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2003
Requiescat in Pace reviews
The afterlife gets a little out of control for a certain person. OoTP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Sirius B.
Valarlings reviews
Chaos in Aman. Drowning Hobbits. Hormonal heroes and Ringbearers. Valier frightened out of their wits. Returned kinslayers. Grumpy Mandos. And all because … Chapter 2 up.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003
To Make a Widower reviews
Quixotic Valar, annoyed Elves and murderous fangirls. Why you should always be careful when killing off a character…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Elrond
Daughters reviews
Three elf-lords, serious inebriation and the choice of the Atani as husbands and lovers. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALURIEN!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
The Balrog's Lament reviews
Even Balrogs can be useful if you’ve been captured by an insane writer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond
Morning Meetings reviews
What happens when you get all the Valar in one room? Chaos, rampaging elves, marital disputes and Manwë hiding under the table, that’s what.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/20/2003