Author has written 6 stories for CSI, Primeval, Waterloo Road, and Finder.
Heyy people of fanfiction! I thought I would post a bit about myself so here goes:
I really like TV, reading, music, writing (sometimes), cooking my fave food, my ipod and laptop, I'm smart although have hardly any common sence :D
My favourite TV shows are:
CSI (Snickers, Sandle, Catnip, Catherine/Vartann)
Movie Franchises :
The Avengers/Phase 1
Favourite actors/actresses :
I own a lot of pets, it is like a zoo and an aquarium in one!
What is the plural of fish...
HOW COULD THEY CANCEL THE FINDER D: From the first episode I thought it was different and awesome but then found out it was cancelled, the last episode is sad at the near end when Walter is arrested and it feels incomplete.
It will be... Legen... Wait for it, and if you are lactose and tolerant your won't like this word... DARY!
And I love the Avengers :D
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead.
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...
- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.
- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
- Especially not with kazoos.
- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.
- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".
...Even if I do conjure him up.
- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.
- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.
- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."
- No combination of these is acceptable.
- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.
- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.
- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.
- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.
- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.
- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.
- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.
- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, James Potter, Lily Potter, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account
If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!
The World doesn't end in 2012 because my yougart goes out of date in 2013.
Someone burgled my house... they still haven't foung HER yet.
Dude1: SINGING IN THE RAIN, I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN.
I got band from B&Q yesterday this werido asked do you want decking but luckly I punched her first.
How rude who threw a bottle at Justin Bieber?
I am trying to write a new story but it is very slow and I am not posting anything as I'm going to work on it for a while until I'm happy with the first chapter which will be a while. I have idea's for, NCIS, Sherlock, Doctor Who (the new story which will be like a spin-off), Primval, and the Finder.
Any idea's for Destroyed? Pretty Please XD
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