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Author has written 11 stories for Victorious, Arrow, Harry Potter, H2O: Just Add Water, Drake & Josh, Veronica Mars, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Gravity Falls, Leverage, and Star Vs. The Forces of Evil.

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Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,527 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 94 - Words: 599,746 - Reviews: 7680 - Favs: 6,607 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
The Undying Fire by Boogum reviews
It all started when an arrow hit the wrong target. Zuko made a decision and, through a bond of blood and fire, the threads of destiny were rewoven. With questions needing to be answered, he set out on a new journey. Secrets would be unravelled. Faith would be shaken. This wasn't about who was right anymore, because Zuko had somehow healed the Avatar, and that changed everything.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 393,637 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 103 - Words: 496,492 - Reviews: 5059 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/18/2007
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 374,466 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 196,223 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
There and Back and Back Again by ExperimentalNotion reviews
On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 100,961 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Dwalin - Complete
To Catch the Moon by Tonight's The Night reviews
Separated from her friends after her duel with Zuko in the Spirit Oasis, Katara realizes that her best chance of finding Aang and her brother is to become Zuko's prisoner. But when Zuko stops treating her like a captive and starts treating her like a comrade, she begins to realize that he may not be the monster she thought he was. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,208 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Zuko, Katara]
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Harry J Potter by Muffliato reviews
All was well. Truly, it was. Harry Potter was so happy that not even Rita Skeeter's newest biography could spoil things. Okay, fine, so maybe he'd 'forgotten' to mention parts of his past to his loved ones. It wasn't like this disaster could end in Azkaban sentences or pygmy puff invasions, right? Right. He was worrying about nothing. — Pre-Epilogue, canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,202 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G., Rita S.
On the Road to Find Out by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
Sona & her dog, Sasha, find themselves lost in a strange land filled with dwarves, wizards, & elves. It doesn't take Sona very long to figure out she's in The Hobbit. When Bilbo never shows to join Thorin's Company Sona realizes what's at stake-problem is she hasn't read the book in 20 years & never saw the movies. Eventual Thorin/Sona. Beta'd by YMR. COMPLETE.*Spoilers in reviews*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 94 - Words: 201,084 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Thorin, OC] Fíli, Dwalin - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6791 - Favs: 11,707 - Follows: 10,642 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sixteen Years by Council reviews
Sixteen years later marks Harry Potter's forced return to the wizarding world after being banished to the muggle world for sixteen years. When he returns, he will be forced to fight, but in his own, Shotgunning, Motorcycling, Firewielding unique style. DifferentBWL, H/G, TwinPotters, All Wizards are powerful and Super Epic Powered Wizarding Duels will be the backbone of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,234 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Neville L.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 5,793 - Follows: 6,005 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful, Fresh by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ginny/Cho femslash. Ginny thinks there must be something special about Cho if Harry keeps looking at her, but she has no idea what it is, and that means taking drastic measures to find out. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Ginny W., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Giving Up, Growing Up by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Five years after Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen married, Leah Clearwater gets a hidden email from a family member she never expected to speak to again. When she opens the door that afternoon, she meets a young mother who doesn't know enough about the world, and a child who has yet to be imprisoned in the 'perfection' of his family. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10126 - Favs: 11,640 - Follows: 10,193 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond by Council reviews
A Love Story that doesn't start with love. A Soul Bond that doesn't start with a kiss. Love is not handed out freely. Love is earned. When Harry and Ginny are Soul Bonded, they discover that love is not initially included, and that it's something that must be fought for. H/G SoulBond!RealisticDevelopment!EndOfCOS!GoodDumbledore! Trust me, you've never seen a soul-bond fic like this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,465 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
The Power of Love by Philosophize reviews
Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 373,399 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Minerva M. - Complete
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and 5 others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,621 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 261,832 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Touch of Death by FiliandKili'sGirl18 reviews
Arianna may be a skilled assassin, but her growing power has left her living in fear. When Gandalf enlists her into the company of Thorin Oakenshield she finds herself fighting to control her gift as well as her heart. However her dark past refuses to stay behind. Note: I do not own any of Tolkiens characters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 249,949 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Kíli, OC] Bilbo B., Fíli - Complete
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter really shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — Next Generation Time Travel, Canon Ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 194,764 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Jinxed by FiliandKili'sGirl18 reviews
Juliet has always dreamed of having her own adventure. But after buying what appears to be a harmless trinket, Juliet finds herself thrown in at the deep end when she discovers she is the one thing that can save both Middle Earth and her own world, from destruction. (Post Quest) AN: I don't own any of Tolkien's characters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,262 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Thorin, Kíli - Complete
Brand New Day by HeidiBug731 reviews
No longer able to feel, Billy spends his free time mourning Penny's death. Until one day, over two years since stealing her body from the morgue, Billy brings the girl of his dreams back from the dead. But the reunion isn't like he'd thought. And when Penny doesn't approve of his involvement with the ELE and their takeover of the city, will she rise to stop him?
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny] - Complete
Fear, Love, and Curses by HeidiBug731 reviews
When Gerold of the Southern Isles visits Arendelle to ensure relations between the kingdoms after the actions of his younger brother, Elsa is hesitant to trust him. Though she finds herself attracted to his charm, the pain of her past is barely behind her. Can she truly risk overcoming her fears and opening up her heart? Or is there something odd about this would-be prince?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,860 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Elsa, OC] Anna, Hans' brothers - Complete
Enough by Lilly-Belle reviews
Isabella has always loved Phineas, Phineas is still wonderful, but oblivious, and Ferb is there to comfort her time and again when his brother shoots her down. Thus is born a love triangle they didn't see coming.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 182,581 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Isabella, Ferb] Phineas - Complete
Hogwarts in Middle-earth by mackey76 reviews
In the final battle of DH Voldemort curses the ward stone of Hogwarts and everything within those wards disappears. Meanwhile on the edge of Fangorn Forest, near the Limlight, a castle appears full of people. Arda may only have been expecting five wizards there are now a lot more, and the world won't know what just hit it. Canonical pairings. HP-centric. Through to the Fourth Age.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,943 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Teddy L., Eomer
We Are Avengers by alcimines reviews
For Captain America, Magneto, and Wolverine, World War II has never really ended. They're reminded of that when a Nazi war criminal who should be long dead suddenly reappears.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 203 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,457 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Night of the Lagomorphmagus by Arpad Hrunta reviews
"How much longer are we going to look for this killer rabbit, Luna?" Jimmy Carter asked. Luna researches a paper for Care of Magical Creatures, and gets some unexpected assistance. Crackfic. For the Teachers' Lounge Crackfest '13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Luna L., Dobby, Dennis C. - Complete
Debts Repaid by crayonboxromance reviews
I am Kayleigh Gallagher and my new goal in death is revenge on Middle-Earth. Screw you Hobbit, this is my plot now.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,681 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Fíli, OC] Kíli - Complete
Ever After by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Based on "Ever After". After his parents die in a coach accident, Earl Harry Potter is brought up as a servant in his own house by the Dursleys. One day, when money has reached an all-time low, they decide to sell him for taxes. As his best friend and fellow servant, Hermione, determines to save him from being shipped to the Americas, she sets off a startling turn of events. HG RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
Catching the Sun by guardianofscrewingup reviews
What childhood influences make a Hiccup? Add one boyhood crush, a tablespoon of Gobber's mentoring, two cups of childhood loneliness and ostracization, and a heaping helping of fatherly disapproval. Stir vigorously, then bake for fifteen years.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Five Times the JLA Found the Avengers by ArrowandShield reviews
... and the One Time the Avengers Found the JLA OR How the Avengers Made the JLA Look Bad Just By Being Their Normal Awesome Selves. Involves JLA Douchebaggery. Crossover in the Avenger Verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Sanctuary by underoriginal reviews
Harry finds a sanctuary in a strange place and makes a special connection with the one Founder he can truly empathize with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Four Times Molly Weasley is a Gryffindor Mother by Woodrokiro reviews
"She is not lost. She is a mum now, which means you should be even more afraid of her." Mention of Bill/Fleur. Warning: mention of character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Molly W. - Complete
The Exchange by SLynn reviews
Clint has his own system that allows him to get new reading material without actually having to keep any of it. Mostly, it works. Until it doesn't. Set pre- and post- movie with spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky From Me by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The Gaang find themselves in an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar technology, and must rely on the only kindness they can find. Unfortunately, kindness seems to be an endangered species in this 'Verse. x-over with Firefly/Serenity.
Crossover - Firefly & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,769 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010
Why He Waited by alionhearted reviews
Rory Williams has never given up on Amy Pond. He'll never leave her and he'll always forgive her even if she hurts him. He seems blissfully innocent. But what if there was something dark behind the faithfulness of the Last Centurion? Angsty, oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
The Life He Almost Had by littleme36 reviews
What if Hagrid hadn't been expelled? How would his life have turned out? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Rubeus H., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
And That's Why I Hate That Class by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
It's something of an unspoken rule that every Hogwarts student who passes through the castle will find at least one class at Hogwarts that they really, really just cannot stand. For Harry, it was Potions. For Hermione, it was Divination. But what about some of their classmates? Second place in Quintessential Dreams' "Ten" Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Room Full of Boxes by Kira reviews
'It isn't until two days later two days, seventeen hours, and thirty-seven minutes that John Watson arrives at Baker Street with boxes, six boring, brown boxes he heaves from the boot of a taxi.' Post-SiP.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Four Times Sokka Attempted to Bond With Zuko by Min Daae reviews
And one time it worked. In which nobody dies, and there is a minimum of pain. Whoa! For Zaatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Meeting The Others Again by RacRules reviews
Finally, the sequel to Meeting The Others! Making new friends in the Disney Princess and Prince groups can be hard, especially when you've been trapped in a tower your entire life and a sarcastic former thief. For Eugene and Rapunzel, it'll be a journey!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,644 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Why Charlie Weasley Calls Oliver Wood Green Olive by Someone aka Me reviews
Or, Weasley. Spelled W-O-O-D. Because Oliver might as well be a Weasley."Oliver is pretty much the only one that's ever been friends with every single Weasley boy, each by his own merit." No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Captured by Oreal770 reviews
Set in DH. The Dursleys thought they were safe under the Fidilius Charm, but their location is tortured out of Hestia, and they are Captured...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
We Can't Giggle It's a Crime Scene by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
An... "interesting" crime scene leaves John and Sherlock fighting to keep their composure and Lestrade rolling his eyes. SJL friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Meeting the Others by RacRules reviews
After joining the Disney Princesses and Princes, Tiana and Naveen interact with the other characters in weekly meetings. What sort of adventures will arise? Chap. 15; Its the final showdown between the true and fake royals! Who will win?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Remus makes a stand by EbonyWing reviews
Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
Criminality by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Rumours by Credo-Spero-Fides reviews
Did Fred and George really think that rumour about the trolls just before Ron'sfirst year or had they tried it out before?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Scrapbook by Dragon Elexus reviews
Fearful of Jazz's idolism of the ghost-boy, Maddie tries to protect her daughter by stealing her Phantom scrapbook. But the book sparks strange questions in Maddie's mind, and she finds herself stumbling on secrets she never knew existed. Pre-PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Jazz F., Maddie F. - Complete
Antebellum by Min Daae reviews
Zuko doesn't understand any of this. A scar, an Avatar, and a slightly concerned Firebender. Gen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Momentous by ty.soglasna reviews
Ron finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lost by Solstice Muse reviews
Charlie is searching for Ron amoungst the rubble of Bill's wedding. Bill tries to convince him that their little brother is safe. A short fic about how the older Weasley brothers coped with their little brother suddenly vanishing with his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Luna Lovegood, Auror by X to the Zoltan reviews
Yes, JK Rowling told us what Ms. Lovegood would do in the future, but I can still dream, can't I? In this epic short, she and a small band of heroes challenge the evil Death Vomiters in their lair! Purists, please don't take me too seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
A Twist In Time by Tiger Lantern reviews
Harry's spontaneous, firewhiskyfueled dive into a Pensieve causes him to discover several kisses that he doesn't remember. Reviews gladly welcomed, critics please be specific so I can improve. Spoilers for DH especially. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Charlie Eppes and the Sorcerer's Stone by Cedar reviews
After reading the first six Harry Potter books, Charlie believes he can predict the outcomes of book 7 by using math.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 205 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
See you on the other side by sillycucumber reviews
AU:What if Harry had shaken Draco's hand? What if the sorting hat had decided to put Hermione in Ravenclaw after all? When Ron and Ginny stumble into a paralel world, they find out the answer to these questions and a few more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,993 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 509 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Whisper by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE. One lone demon is inspiring the population Sunnydale to commit suicide in public. One Scooby knows how to stop it, if he can remember or accept the past. Scooby friendship, no romantic ships. Xander-centric mystery with ensemble support.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Just (Girl)Friends Who Haven't Met reviews
"Sparkle rainbow tsunami!" a girl's voice called. A giant, sparkly, rainbow-colored wave flooded past the twins. "So cool," Mabel whispered. Mabel/Star.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
Coming Home
Kevin returns from his sabbatical in Paris. Unfortunately, Holt's subordinates have a surprise for them. Kevin/Ray.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
Silver and Steel reviews
Ron & Luna, in the aftermath of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Connection Error reviews
When someone hacks into Kane Industries, Mac refuses to give up until she catches them. But this rabbit hole goes far deeper than she realizes...
Crossover - Veronica Mars & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Mac, Eliot S., Parker, Alec H.
Josh Gets Married reviews
Josh and Mindy decide to tie the knot. Of course, with this bunch, nothing can be that easy.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Josh N., Drake P., Megan P., Mindy C.
Comes Crashing Down reviews
Kim plays a prank with far-reaching consequences. Written for LadySilver for Yuletide 2014.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2015
Onward reviews
Rikki gets a job offer. Meanwhile, Bella wants to give Cleo a surprise party.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Rikki C., Emma G., Zane B., Sophie B. - Complete
Twists of Fate and Could-Have-Beens reviews
Set during Deathly Hallows. Neville is asked a question, and thinks of how easily his role in the war could have been different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Neville L. - Complete
And After All The Tears reviews
Thea wonders if she's being fair to Oliver. No real spoilers. No pairings.
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Thea Q. - Complete
am i your lover or your enemy reviews
Walter thinks about the implications of what he found in the warehouse. Contains spoilers through 1x04.
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Walter S.
Camera Lights and Spotlights reviews
Tori and Trina after graduation. Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Tori V., Trina V. - Complete