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Joined 11-27-11, id: 3469820, Profile Updated: 07-22-14
Author has written 11 stories for Tomb Raider, and Harry Potter.

Known by several names, usually Georgie or wyverndragon (I'll respond to either), I am an...err, bored teenager who has a tendency to write crap that's occasionally amusing. Favorite realms include Tomb Raider, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Supernatural, Homestuck, Assassin's Creed, and The Messenger. Kurtis isn't dead, Alister's annoying, Zip is awesome, I loathe Alex West, and Bryce! BRYCE!

I delude myself into thinking I'm not a rabid fangirl.

I write humor, occasionally semi-serious (or SIRIUS xD), and then random angst/drama pieces

I make far more serious/Sirius jokes than is good for my mental health. (See above.)

My muse shows up best when I'm sick (I don't know why, I honestly don't.)

I have a tendancy to disappear from fanfic writing for several months, and updates can be anywhere from frequent to sporadic.

(If you're looking to see what I'm up to, I'd suggest looking at my Youtube profile; my channel name is GeorgietheevilRaisin. I do quasi-Let's Plays and other failstuffs, but I tend to jabber about what I'm up to while I'm at it. I also hang around Tomb Raider Forums, if you want to hunt me down there)

I don't believe in flames, only constructive criticism. If you want a flame war, go start it with someone who cares.

I... ship things. Obsessively, at times. I might as well make a list...

  1. Classics!Lara/Kurtis (TR) - OTP. 'Nuff said.
  2. Dean/Castiel (SPN) - Because it's canon, dammit!
  3. Aragorn/Arwen (LotR) - Sooo CUTE! *squeee*
  4. Remus/OC *or Sirius, or Tonks* (HP) - Remus needs love and hugs.
  5. Leah/Cas (FIC) - I blame Mervin for this. That being said, :3
  6. Karkat/Terezi (HS) - Adorabloodthirstyness. And I love Karkat :)
  7. Eowyn/Faramir (LotR) - Eowyn's badass, and Fara is adorfable.
  8. Han/Leia (SW) - *indecipherable noises of omgthecuteness*
  9. Reboot!Lara/Alex Weiss (TR) - YOU DON'T KILL THE TECHIE DAMMIT! :(
  10. Dave/Anybody (HS) - Striiiideeeeer :D
  11. Ezio/Leonardo (AC) - Brotherhood was hella subtext, guys. So was ACII.
  12. Sam/Gabriel (SPN) - Gabriel. Hells yes, please.
  13. John/Vriska (HS) - Vriska is awesome, John is aderpable.
  14. Rose/Scorpius (HP) - There's no explanation, they just... work.
  15. Nepeta/Equius (HS) - Moirails, my ass.
  16. Reboot!Lara/Sam (TR) - They're cute. Not gonna deny it.
  17. Dirk/Jake (HS) - So much dorky. So much cute.
  18. Hermione/Anyone-other-than-Ron (HP) - I dislike Ron, for some reason. I don't even know
  19. Maul/Zam (SW/FIC) - I usually don't count my own pairings, but seriously. It's like weird backwards crackfic, except it makes sense. Besides, feels.
  20. Gamzee/Tavros (HS) - Blame the fandom, I've been converted.
  21. 1stMovie!Lara/Terry Sheridan (TR) - Lara in the second movie was stupid (hence, 1stMovie), but Sheridan's shmexy.
  22. Rose/Kanaya (HS) - This is pretty much accepted canon at this point.
  23. Bro/Sis (HS) - Because if anyone were to have a weird, genderswapped, incestuous relationship, it'd be the Striders.
  24. Bilbo/Gandalf - I JUST DESTROYED YOUR INNOCENCE. BAMF. (Hehe, subtext is hilarious. Hi Rachel. xD)
  25. Snape/Sands (FIC) - I can't even explain this one. Snark and violence, that's all I can say.

Current crap being written:

A bunch of assorted drabbles/oneshots, some serious (or Sirius xD), some... less so.

Kurtio and Lariette - HIATUS
(Tomb Raider/Shakespeare Crossover, in the weirdest possible way. LC/KT.)

(More Tomb Raider Stupidness. Kurtis hacks into TR1. LC/KT.)

(Tomb Raider Haikus. Yes, you read that right.)

Among Demons - HIATUS
(A semi-serious TR piece, featuring a young Lara and Kurtis and a big demonic dog. Pre-LC/KT.)

Immortally Yours
(Lara Croft is an immortal psycho. That's all you really need to know.)


Miss Marauder Nightsong
(HP- Marauder's era. My take on a "fifth marauder"-type piece. Involves paranoid mages.)

(LotR, on life, love, war, and rangers. Legomance-ish if you squint and ignore the neuroses.)

The Log
(SPN. The life, death, undeath, and otherwise of Dean, Anna, and Sam Winchester. Potential Destiel.)

Hate You, Love You
(SPN - Post!EndVerse. Dean doesn't return home, but wakes up after the end, with no way back. He tries to fix things, but you can't always fix post-apocalypse. Destiel, Gabriel/OC hatelove.)

Post Mortem
(SW - Quasi-AU. After death, some souls find their way to Balance Agencies, designed to keep the universe... well, balanced. But a strange type of droid unit (the MARYS2) threatens to tear the balance apart, so Director Qui-Gon Jinn sends in his two best agents. The problem is, they both work alone.)

Homestuck v1.63
(HS - AU. Instead of alpha kids and dream bubble pre-scratch trolls, there are genderswapped alphas and post-scratch trolls. Because reasons.)

Abort Mission
(TR/AC Crossover - When searching for Lux Artifacts, Lara finds herself transported to the late 15th Century. Chaos ensues. Ezio/Leo)

Lucky Number Seven
(TR/AC Crossover - In which the Lux and the Assassins are sort of the same thing, and Kurtis was and Abstergo subject at one point. Also, telekinesis is more complicated than it looks. LC/KT)

Currently Lacks Title
(HS - Demonstuck. DirkJake and feels. Feels everywhere.)

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Immortally Yours reviews
A collection of stories, drabbles and oneshots about the life of one Miss Lara Croft, her many adventures, and how they changed her, for good and for ill. *Hybrid Canon*
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
My Immortal: Reimagined reviews
We've all heard of My Immortal, but what if it wasn't a story about a horrendous Mary-Sue? What if it were about real characters, 'real' life, growing up, and all the pesky things that go with it? Meet Ebony Five-Middle-Names Way, Reimagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013
Kurtio and Lariette reviews
What would happen if Lara and Kurtis lived in the world of Romeo and Juliet? The worst parody in the history of bad parodies!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
Stowaway (OLD DRAFT) reviews
Somebody's stowed away in TR1...what will Lara do with him? Rated M for language, violence, and general stupidity, just to be on the safe side. (Old Draft. New Version Soon)
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Lara Croft
I will remember reviews
A semi-decent poem, in remembrance of the awesome that was Core Design. Based off those "I will remember" poems people wrote for Harry Potter. Enjoy ;)
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Numb reviews
A different way of looking at the events of Prague. "You and I are not so different, you know. I am merely a few steps further into the darkness." T for dead people and dark themes. Oneshot.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lara Croft, Kurtis - Complete
Among Demons reviews
An English girl in finishing school, trying to escape a future of ladyship. A young demon hunter, running from his past. A giant demon dog with red eyes, the messenger of Asmodeus. An impending apocalypse, an unlikely friendship. Enjoy the madness. LC & KT
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
TRikus reviews
Maybe Raini gave me the poetry bug or something, but here's a few short sweet haikus to make life a little weirder.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Of Murders and Monstroms reviews
Kurtis is searching for information on Eckhardt, and has a run-in with Paris's newest fugitive. Things don't go as expected. Kurtis POV. Oneshot.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Kurtis, Lara Croft - Complete
Patterns reviews
A little drabble thingy in which Remus reflects on life in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In One Word reviews
Our lovely Marauders must describe themselves and each other with one word and one word only. Hilarity ensues. T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Marauders