Agent 0r4ng3hide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars. 20/June/2014 - Still busy - never seems to end, man oh man. Synergy is still being worked on, I promise, but I've also got to make enough money to go to school in the fall, right? So, bear with me. xD 03/April/2013 - Right then. Exams, here I come. This means that my weekly Wednesday updates on Synergy might be a little screwy for a while. Gotta pass my classes, right?? :) So, I'll do my best, but if I don't update on a Wednesday, it probably won't happen until the next Wednesday. Sorry guys, but real life comes first. 21/Oct/2012 - Okay. So, I thought that I'd be a good trans-fan, and watch Armada, all the way through. I managed to make it for a while, disregarding Laserbeak as an apparent good guy, the cheesiness of the lines, Megs with bizarre hair extensions and generally turtle-like in appearance, Optimus chuckling...the whole shebang. And then I get to Episode 31. Sideswipe. Now, I'm normally a huge Sideswipe fan. But not this one - what the hell was that?!? All happy-happy-wimpy-do-gooder? Where did my cocky, prank-loving, amazing with weapons, red and black and white (or silver...) bot run off to? And to add insult to injury, Sam Vincent, one of my favorite voice actors, ever, is playing this monstrosity? I mean, I love Sam Vincent - Athrun Zala, Gevanni, Tieria, Hong Long, Peach Man, but this...this I cannot accept. So, I am done with Armada. I refuse to watch this desecration any longer. Thank goodness they didn't add Sunstreaker to that...if he had shown up as some purple and blue prissy boy, I may have chucked my computer out my window. If you wanna message me, do so! I'm pretty friendly, and I love talking about Transformers, Naruto, Bleach, Gundam SEED, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, any of that amazing stuff. :) Fave pairings: Jazz/Prowl (love them. Where You And I Collide? Completely got me hooked on them.) Don't mind other pairings though, not in the slightest, and I'll read pretty much anything if it's well-written. Wheeljack/Percy is a crack pairing I definitely read... occasionally... I like Twins/Bluestreak, Twins/Ratchet, Twins/Prowl (not enough out there... must resist urge...)... Essentially, I'm a sucker for the Lambos. Even Red, wherever he's hiding, because he's hilarious and amazing. Him and Inferno are... perfect. Got problem? Don't read. Simple. |
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Antebellum by SavvyEnigma reviews
AU When Sam used the Allspark to kill Megatron, he was given a choice: change the past or save the future. He chose to change the past, at the loss of everything he knew on Earth, and saved thousands of lives by sacrificing his own to become Altor Prime.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,464 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 2/27/2021 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sam W.
Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 66 - Words: 544,241 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 11/3/2012
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Role Playing by Saavik13 reviews
"You are not a captain." Spock's voice took on a dangerous edge. "You are a doctor." Slash Mc/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Spock, L. McCoy] - Complete
Followers by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"They were only, just, and nothing but brothers."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 4,586 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Jux: The Napkin Manuscripts by Vol reviews
Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 317 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Revolution reviews
Natasha Ivanova never expected a single visit to Mission City to change her entire life; to alter the entire human race so profoundly. None of the Cybertronians could have known what would happen; how one small moment could change the war. But it did, and now they're all trying to cope. Somehow. TAKES PLACE AFTER T1/2007 MOVIE ONLY.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015
Synergy reviews
A freak 'gas-line break' in the local cafe renders her blind and scarred, with no mention of the giant robots that caused the injury. Her brother is hauled in by 'Sector Seven,' whoever they are, for hacking top secret information. A car just kidnapped her, demanding her to take him to his twin brother. Since when does a car have a brother? Sunny/OC/Sides slow-build -COMPLETE-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 418,129 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Unknown reviews
-evil!AllSpark, movieverse- In 2007, I was sucked out of my rightful body, and dumped into some alien-cell-phone thing. Now I need to get back - which could be difficult, considering my memory is sort of...lacking.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sideswipe
Crack Shots reviews
A number of oneshots, varying levels of amusement found within. Crack. G1-bayverse, multiple crack-pairings – you've been warned!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013