Albino Redneck
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Joined 02-23-03, id: 347220
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

I just changed my name from Dark Flame5 cause Albino Redneck sounded cooler! I am a 14 year old girl. I enjoy reading and writing (obviously) riding my bike, swimming, playing my drums ( i have yet to find a band i only have a bass a drummer and a keyboardist...) I amfrom plano/ texas USA. No i am not a cowgirl and just because i'm from texas doesn't mean we have country accents, no i don't live on a farm, yes texas DOES have cities, no i don't know any cowboys, yes we DO say y'all but only because "Hey you all" sounds stupid, and yes contrary to popular belief we are a civilized people.

Okay I write LOTR humor and HP romance/tragedy. I am proud to say that i have read and re-read the actual books and i'm not one of those people that just SAY they're a die-hard fan and haven't even read the books!

Ships i support!

HG/RW who else honestly?

HP/LL obvious love connection in 5th book READ BETWEEN THE LINES PEOPLE!

HG/SB I didn't support this until i read 'to spill or not to' YOU GUYS ROCK!

HG/RL I only support this in well written fics but i have seen some pretty damn good ones y'all.

SB/RL made for each other.

SHIPS I HATE!

HG/DM (eew cooties)

GW/DM (even more cooties)

HP/HG Jkr specifically SAID it wouldn't happen, don't get your hopes up people.

HG/SS could there BE any more cooties?

HP/SS i can stand some slash but EEEEEW GET THE COOTIES OFF!

HP/DM omg! sick & twisted EEEEEEW!

On my fav stories list, stories have to go through a series of tests and the story has to be REALLY good to get on there so read them! They're good! If you're one of the authors of one of these stories feel proud you basically got past the Simon Cowell of Fanfic! :-D

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To Spill or Not To by Xanthie reviews
Hermione gets a love letter from Sirius. Harry and Ron, very stupid. Reviews please. This is a love story between Hermione and Sirius. Ever wonder why a muggle like her is so brilliant with magic? Find out why...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,764 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Outcast by miarae reviews
Love is like riding a broomstick. Some people are addicted to it and others just can’t seem to get the hang of it. RonHermione. [Warning: deals with selfharm]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,310 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Of Beauty by FunkyCharms21 reviews
The life of Sirius Black from 4th year. will be SLASH.final Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,066 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Autumn by mackitten reviews
Sirius and Remus have a Very Important Moment in the leaves [RLSB]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When It Rains by Gilded Muse reviews
Everything important in Remus's life happens when it rains. SiriusRemus slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Secret Snog by Demonsblade reviews
[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Reading Remus by mackitten reviews
It took Sirius four days to learn to read James Potter, four months to learn to read Peter Pettigrew and four years to learn to read Remus Lupin. [SBRL slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What I Learned in 7th Year by The Meaning Of Haste reviews
When threats for her life are heard of, Hermione is taken to hide with Remus. Harry's love and the growing war with voldemort complicates things when she falls for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,177 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
His Hermione by winky-wink reviews
Hermione's boyfriend wants to sway Hermione into getting married with him. So he goes to the one man who knows what Hermione's heart truly desires. Ron Weasley. Little does he know though that Ron has romantic ideas of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,523 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Insomnia by Kasigi Omi reviews
In which Sirius has insomnia....sequel to 'Crackers' (slashie hints)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Boys' Own Camping Adventure by GrimSlasher reviews
If you're not open minded, read no further... A slash story: After their Hogwarts graduation, the Marauders go camping. Remus and Sirius share a tent. Things happen. A little funny, a little angsty, and a little, er, sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 9/23/2000
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A Marauder's Tale reviews
MWPP era SBRL JPLE as the Marauders deal with everyday issues every student deals with, something mysterious is happening to the teachers. Voldemort is on the rise CHAP. 6 is Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
7 minutes in heaven reviews
a songfic based on fall out boy's 7miuntes is heaven SBRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Secret SantaAdmirer reviews
Christmas Slash fic, Sirius wants to tell Remus he loves him. SBRL MWPP era! 6th year. Mostly in Remus’ POV kinda angsty, kinda long, kinda fluffy! rating to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Saints and Sailors reviews
This is a little story about how Sirius finds out how Remus is a werewolf. Warning: Contains SLASH SBRL don't like, don't read. rating T just to be safe. R&R kinda angsty, not really, some pointless fluff almost! Songic to Saints and Sailors by Dashboa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005
Ron and Hermione, Reunited reviews
This is a sequel to Ocean Avenue. I made this simply because a reviewer said I should. FLIPGIRL24 THIS IS FOR YOU! Let's just say that i decided that this story should have a happy ending! :-D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005
Ocean Avenue reviews
Ron is away on Auror Duties and so is Hermione; the only problem is they are on other sides of the planet. They are in love and Ron can’t stand another minute without her; so he goes to desperate measures to find her and to break the news to her…ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Motorcycle Drive By reviews
Song: Motorcycle Drive By; Third Eye Blind. The night of James and Lily's Death urges Sirius to be strong. He has just lost his two best friends, who can blame him for crying?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2005