Poll: ANSWER THE QUESTION! I don't know if I should post a new, serious-toned multi-chap pre-finish of Within Castle Walls or not. I've started or finished at least the first chapter of each. So please help me; yes/no and which story if yes! Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans.
TO ALL MY WONDERFUL READERS: OKAY. MAJOR ROADBLOCK: MY LAPTOP CRASHED AND I HAD TO START OVER!
TO MY HOLIDAY FANS: Independence Robin is on da way! Will be complete and posted on schedule!
Hey, whoever's reading this, be you human, alien, or zombie! Although I don't know how aliens could be accessing this site unless they've already begun their plan of total universal domination...off-subject. Anyhow, I'm Skies-Shall-Rain, but you can call me Skies. Or Skiez. Or Squirrel. Maybe I should wait until my sugar high crashes into a volcano to type out this profile...meh, whatever. I am a random, insane, shy, creative, (usually) kind, intellingent (uh...did I spell that wrong?) teenage girl, and proud of it! Should you read one of my stories, not see an update for a while, and go all "WTF IS THIS CRAP, SKIES?!" on me, listen carefully: I am not consistant with updates. My life is extremely stressful, high school shyness issues and all. So, don't come at me with your nukes blazing just because I didn't update at lighting speed, because I will respond with my own nukes. Oh, did I forget to mention my aggression issues? Now ya know! OMG NEWS: I IZH WRITING A REAL NOVEL! PLANNING IT TO BE A SERIES! YAY! If I can write it...got the Prologue (1,388 words) and finished Chapter 1 (5,225 words) plus started Chapter 2 so I'M ON MAH WAY TO COMPLETION! :D *ish hypah*
Also, I am a teenager who still watches Teen Titans, Total Drama, 6Teen, and Stoked on YouTube. And I'm PROUD! The old Cartoon Network was DA BOMB! WTF HAPPENED?!
Masochistic: When you have a crazy smile at your own pain.
Sadistic: When you have a crazy smile at someone else's pain.
Lunatic: When you have a crazy smile and you don't know why.
Ecstatic: When you're laughing with your friends because of a joke.
Pessimistic: When you cry because of a sorrowful occasion.
Splenetic: When you want to lunch somebody's lights out for what they did to you.
Lunatic: When you feel for no reason other than to feel.
Denying: When you know it's true, but some part of you still doesn't believe it.
Accepting: When you've completely acknowledged what you are.
Hiding: When you're ashamed of it.
Lunatic: When you're not afraid to stand up in front of people and say, "I have bipolar disorder. And I am not ashamed."
If you've been diagnosed as bipolar, put this on your profile and put which "phase" on the end four you're in in Italics.
The Day My Life Changed: March 16, 2012
I know I put Accepting and I'm telling you, but it's different...I don't know you in real life, and you can't seriously make fun of me unless I hear you whispering behind my back. Yup, make fun of, 'cause "bipolar" is used to describe people (especially teachers) who suddenly get angry. "He/she's so bipolar!" I've said it before. Now, if someone says it to me...
Don't post that last paragraph. That's all about me. Or this one. The is just telling you that you shouldn't put this or that in your profile. So nothing in Italics. Clear? Good.
If you wanna read something funny, skip to the LOOOOONG dialogues between me and the Titans. (bottom)
If you wanna read something freaky, go past that to where I talk about my dreams. (bottom)
If you have time, just read the whole profile XD
Oh and I'm officially addicted to the app "Monster Kingdom" and HIGHLY reccomend it for people (like me!) who will NEVER grow out of staring at cool animal-type creatures on a screen XD (in case you haven't noticed, I'm a very mature person while I also retain my inner seven-year-old :p jealous? yeah I wouldn't be either XD)
DO THE DAMN POLL, PEOPLE! IT IS ESSENTIAL TO...um...SOMETHING!
No, seriously. I gotta know! So please please PLEASE vote!
And now, the Did You Know...? section!
Did you know...
That my iPod has ADD? Seriously. Whenever I pick it up in the morning or after school, it's playing.
That I am prone to random mood swings? Like I'll randomly burst out laughing for no reason. I know that if it's 3 AM then everything's funny (like you can be like "Hey. It's a wall," and go insane with laughter) but I mean like in the middle of the day. For no reason I will get: A. Uber-happy, like as in grinning like an idiot and giggling and refraining from skipping and striking up a conversation with someone random; once I raved about absolutely NOTHING for nearly five minutes then facepalmed when I snapped out of it B. Furious, and for no reason; and I mean FURIOUS as in I-need-to-kill-something-and-punch-a-baby-and-don't-talk-to-be-or-I'll-bite-your-fucking-head-off C. Sad, as in for no reason I'll suddenly be on the verge of tears; my eyes will be dry (feeling like cotton really) but I can FEEL tears in my chest and taste them in my throat and hell I can even SMELL them!
That I'm never in a "neutral" mood? I'm either uber-good, uber-bad, super-good, super-bad, really good, really bad, good, or bad. And my mood changes with the wind...actually, it's not even THAT predictable.
That I wear the same freaking hoodie every day? I don't even know why. Maybe 'cause it's black and white, and those colors go with ALMOST anything. Plus it's comfy :)
That if the bag is open, I will eat it? Quote; "He had to have some because of his sugar. I had to have some because the bag was open."
That my favorite way to sit is upside down? If there is a way for me to be upside down, that's how I'll be.
That I don't have stagefright; I have stage-fucking-terror? We had to sing in theatre. Now I love to sing and I take voice lessons. I have been told that I am an excellent singer. But in front of 13 people? HELL FUCKING NO! I almost passed out! I was totally off pitch and sounded terrible 'cause I was panicking. The only reason I didn't blank on the words is because I know that song so damn well. After class (oh yeah I weant FUCKING LAST by the way) I was literally telling myself "step step breathe in step breathe out step step" etc. Yeah, it was that fucking bad
That my favorite "crave food" is a bag of mini-marshmallows? If I'm pissed, sad, or anything else, I'll wolf down as many as I can as quickly as I can. It gives me a stomachache and makes me feel like puking, but it gets my mind off of whatever I'm feeling...plus they're so damn good! Fuck chocolate; marshmallows FTW!
That I am addicted to WolfQuest? It's this free download thing, and if you LOVE wolves (like me!) I suggest ya try it.
That I'm a devil child? There were a lot of sixes when I was born, and the devil's number is 666 (I had 4 of 'em, 1 extra for luck ;D) so...
My Rules: This is my personal code of conduct...the Skies version of Gibbs' rules. I'm always adding new ones :) Some may sound strange, but if you look at my first rule, you'll get it.
Hope for the best, expect the worst, and prepare for the unexpected
Loyalty is always the best option; always stay loyal to anyone who matters
Friends of friends are never true enemies; never hate them
Never take anything less than what you can achieve or deserve
Don't let the past catch up with you
Keep your net of lies untangled
Never admit failure unless defeat is forced upon you
Violence is only the answer when initiated by someone else; don't start fights
If it isn't given to you, take it
Pride can ultimately cause your downfall; stay humble
Be opinionated or be a follower; always speak your mind, no matter the cost
If you fall under influence you become a clone; be who you want to be
Always keep secrets
Plan your exit strategy in case something goes wrong
Be aware of the nearest weapons
Never judge before you've had an encounter for five consecutive minutes
Always knock first
Never ask for a clarification or repetition
Take risks if the rewards are worth it
Never date someone if the age difference is more than two years
Oh, and if you have a request for anything that you want me to write, ask and I'll give a yay or nay. If I know what you're talking about and I feel I can do the topic–and pairings–justice, then I will certainly try.
Okay, so I'm nuttier than a squirrel with a hazelnut espresso. So what? As long as I can write, right?...No pun intended. So here's a little bit about me...ya know, in case you're the type of kind, caring person who actually gives a crap:
I love music, mostly pop and rap but also some heavy metal, although I will listen to anything...as long as it's not classical, jazz, or extremely twangy country. Oh and Christmas tunes, gotta love them! My favorite artists are: Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, P!nk, Colbie Callait (who I saw in concert! Front row! Andy Grammar was the opening act! Squee!), Maroon 5, Vanessa Carlton, etc. My favorite Christmas song would have to be All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey (sp?) followed by Shake Up Christmas by Train (the Coke X-Mas anthem ;)) and Last Christmas by Cascada, and let's not forget Same Auld Lang Syne by Dan insert-really-long-last-name-here. My favorite ARTIST ever is Kelly Clarkson. My favorite SONG ever is A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. The song I am currently addicted to is Monster by Meg & Dia. Also, I have recently become addicted to both the artist Evanescence (you can't hate that music) because of my random addictions.
I am so totally a TV addict! I love Leverage, NCIS, White Collar, Grimm, Covert Affairs, In Plain Sight, Once Upon A Time, Suburgatory, Desperate Housewives, Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Person Of Interest, 2 1/2 Men, Shake It Up, Victorious, iCarly, Zoey 101, and I probably forgot some... My one guilty pleasure in TV land: Teen Titans. I can't help it, I'm addicted! Oh and Road Rovers. I watch that all the time on YouTube *blushes* WHAT?! IT'S A GOOD SHOW!
Books. I can't stop reading. My fav book ever...hmm...The Sight by David Clement-Davies. A close second is Beautiful Chaos by Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl. Other than that? Fell, Fire Bringer, The Telling Pool (Clement-Davies), Beautiful Creatures, Beautiful Darkness (Garcia&Stohl), Warriors, Seekers (Erin Hunter), Hunger Games...ya, a lot. Least fav? Watership Down. So. Very. Boring. As my friend says, "Oh look! I'm a talking rabbit!" Yeah, that's about all that's in the book. I can deal with talking animals, but really? Rabbits being rabbits? SO BORING!
Movies movies movies. I love movies! Childish or age-appropriate, I do love my movies. From Kung Fu Panda, Lemonade Mouth, Hoot, Alpha and Omega, and Atlantis to Just Go With It, X-Men, Harry Potter, 27 Dresses, and Avatar, I LOVE movies!
I have one absolute favorite video game evah: SPYRO! But I do love my video games!
I sing. Constantly. In class, at lunch, down the halls, at home, in the car, in my dreams...ya. I take voice lessons, and I love to sing. Just...not in front of people.
Don't ask me about friends...I have about five that I can actually see and talk to. Also don't ask me about YouTube. Yes I have an account...no I won't tell you. And my personal life? Mind your own buisness, bee. I also have a fictionpress account...same name. Oh and don't steal my profile pic: I own it. It's on my camera's SD card, and therefore I have the rights to it. Mmkay?
Within Castle Walls: My first story, yay! CHAPTER 6 UP! Short but UP! That's the important part ;D
Paradoxical: HaHA! 5 chapters up, and the sixth is on its way! *happy dance* DON'T JUDGE ME!
The Merriest Christmas Ever: My first holiday special! Yay! And my first oneshot/completion! Double yay! *does happy dance*
Valentines are for Sissies: My second holiday special/oneshot/completion! OMG I feel so accomplished! Oh and does anyone know what "Anonymous Proxy" means 'cause I don't think it's a country :p oh well...I'm so happy!
President's Disaster: Ahem...No comment...
St. Robin's Day: It's a real series! 'Cause I have fans! Lol XD THANKS GUYS! *gives 2 thumbs up in President's Disaster reference*
The Easter Robin Hunt:Short, I know...:(
Upcoming Stories: Ask to hear more and I will tell, tell me to start one and indeed I will:
Just check out the poll...please...
Vacation; Fireworks; Play Along; You’ve Been Had; Worst Day; Assassins; Fall; One Month; Since That Day; Always There for You
Playing Nurse; Sub for Sikowitz; True Fear; The Reasons for her Actions; The System; Acting Catty; Summer Break; One Woman’s Disaster; Accident Meant to Be; Black Cats; Put it in a Different Perspective; Where Lies The Truth?; Killer Coffee; Voices All Around Us; Help!; California King Bed; Ultimate Party Games; Have a Merry Christmas
Alpha and Omega:
The Plan; Journey
Shake It Up:
Shock It Up; Light It Up; Slip it Up; Truth it Up; Dress it Up; All Up in Your Future; Selfless it Up
The Stars and Stripes Job; The Faceless Client Job
Christmas of Red, White, and Navy; Like Yesterday; Playing House; Bowling; Jabber; Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo vs. The Birds; One Man Down; The Jealousy Experiment
Let it be the Past; Dragon High; Elemental Academy; Malefor’s Son
What in StarClan’s Name…?!: Warriors High; The Blogs of Warriors; Warriors Productions; Red, White, and Blue; Darkstripe’s Second Chance
New Generation; Lemons
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
The Diamond Age: The Sun Chariot
Kung Fu Panda:
Vengeance is Bittersweet
My SIRSS series will have many editions.
In Another World; It All Started…; Quest It Up; Like Me; The Navy Job; Revolution, Meet Hollywood Arts; World Tour
Yeah, there are a lot, especially of Teen Titans ones. My head is a jumbled mess of ideas. Sooner or later (later) I will get all of them up...and complete. In the present, let me know what you think of the story that is up!
I’m gonna mix-mash this thing up to make it cooler! Let’s pretend the “one” in the instructions isn’t there…
List twelve characters from one of your favorite books or TV shows, in no particular order
1) Hot Spot
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Wow two people from the same book…but Ethan/Ridley? Uh, NO! Ethan/Lena and Ridley/Link, all the way!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
…He’s a wolf. In a book. I repeat, a wolf.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
…If Robin, a cartoon teenager, got Nate, a grown man from the real world, pregnant? Uh, serious weird vibe!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Kipcha? Nah, everything’s about Larka, Fell, and Kar…There probably are some about her, but I haven’t seen them.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lena and Ethan? Uh, DUR!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
…NCIS agent/she-wolf or NCIS agent/cartoon teenage girl…uh, Imma go with Ziva/Raven, as a kind of big sister thing, cuz Ziva belongs with Tony and Raven belongs with Beast Boy. End of discussion.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
If Gibbs walked in on Lena and Robin making out? He’d probably make some comment about it and go get a coffee.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
WTF?! Parker/Raven?! Uh…Imma say it’s NOT romantic. Summary: The Leverage team gets caught up with the Teen Titans during a takedown of a cover company for Slade, and Parker and Raven are caught. To escape, the girls must do what comes most unnaturally to them both: share secrets.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gibbs and Robin? Uh…Coffee, Blacker than Normal. Cuz they both probably drink coffee XD
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
About Nate? Hmm…Sober by P!nk. Cuz he’s, like, NEVER sober
12. If you wrote a One/Five/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hot Spot/Ziva/Robin? WARNING: This will suck because A) I support Robin/Starfire, Hot Spot/Argent, and Ziva/Tony B) Because Ziva is a freaking adult and the others are teenage cartoon superheroes and C) because this is incredibly creepy
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Ziva? Hm I think yesterday.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Hot Spot and Gibbs are in a happy relationship (WTF?!) until Gibbs runs off (yay!) with Fell (a wolf?). Hot Spot, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ridley (I can see that) and a brief unhappy affair with Robin (OF COURSE HE’S UNHAPPY!), then follows the wise advice of Ziva (Ziva is very wise) and finds true love with Parker (uh…wut?).
Okay maybe mixing up Beautiful Creatures, The Sight, Leverage, NCIS, and Teen Titans WASN’T so smart…
My favorite quote ever would have to be from NCIS, the one where the Navy person who knows about the nuclear fuel rods gets abducted.
Abby: Thank you, sir!
Gibbs: Don't call me sir.
Abby: Thank you, ma'm!
I'm also a huge fan of this one:
McGee: *Talking to Ziva about Tony* Only on days of the week ending with the word "day."
And this one never fails to make me laugh:
McGee: I gotta ask you this, did you order a dead body?
Lieutenant: No, we did not. Can you get him out of here now, this is a breach of security protocol!
Ziva: What is this place?
Lieutenant: That's classified.
Tony: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot?Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing...
Tony, Ziva, McGee: Unicorn.
Lieutenant: What is your clearance?
Tony: About 6 foot 1 and 1/2, why? You got low ceilings? *takes a picture of the aggravated Lieutenant*
Lieutenant: Just get him out of here now, would you?
This one is from Burn Notice:
Fiona: If something looks too good to be true, it's best to shoot it, just in case.
Abby: It's not a dress, McGee. You can't look up it to see what you want.
Cyborg: Goodness me! I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.
Raven: Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?
OMG more Teen Titans! And it's still Raven dissing Beast Boy!:
Beast Boy: Time to do what I do best! Try not to be jealous. *turns into a whale*
Raven: He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous.
More funniness from Raven :P Teen Titans just makes ya happy:
Robin: Tell me something I don't know!
Raven: Okay. We're all going to drown.
I wonder if this is why I'm so sarcastic...:
Raven: *sarcastically* Gee, they both sound so good.
Cyborg: *rubbing his chin thoughtfully* Yeah it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?
Pft, Beast Boy being an idiot XD:
Beast Boy: So do you guys see what I don't see?
Beast Boy gets a word in edgewise to diss Raven for a change!:
Raven: *trying to talk through the X over her mouth and gesturing for help*
Beast Boy: I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you.
And...he's back to being his idiotic self that we all are in love wi...uh, I mean that we all love, as a character from TV...*cough:
Cyborg: I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan at multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum.
Beast Boy: Kay... Do you come with subtitles?
Raven goes all Gibbs and Beast Boy is clueless XD did I really just reference NCIS...?:
Raven: Slade gave us more information than he realized. Here, in this reflection.
Beast Boy: Ooh squiggly lines. Way informative.
Raven: *enhances the image so it clearly reads Pier 41*
Starfire: Pier 41!
Robin: The docks.
Raven: *glares at Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: *laughs nervously*
Why would you ever be surprised that this is more Teen Titans?:
Cyborg: BEAST BOY!
Beast Boy: Look, I'll give you back the controller as soon as Raven gives me back my nail clippers!
Raven: Not gonna happen. How else am I supposed to keep your toenails off the coffee table?
I told you I was watching my own marathon on YouTube!
Robin: Knock it off! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!
Raven: Great Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling.
When they're celebrating a holiday from another freaking planet...:
Cyborg: HAPPY BLORTHOG!
Beast Boy: I thought it was Blort Hog...
Raven: Okay, I feel like a wind chime.
Yup, more Teen Titans :p you don't look surprised:
Robin: Careful everybody; we don't want to hurt him.
Raven: Speak for yourself.
Ah Robin, so clueless:
Robin: Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did to—
Beast Boy: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: And we don't care.
I literally say this to myself all the time...I'm gonna burst out with it in class one day, I just know O.O:
Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, nobody wants tofu waffles.
Beast Boy: I do! Pass me the soy milk.
Cyborg: I'm tellin' you, you're not gettin' anywhere near the soy milk.
Beast Boy: Man! Pass me the soy milk!
Cyborg: Is there any meat in the tofu?
Beast boy: No there's no meat in the tofu, it's tofu!
Cyborg: Nobody wants it.
Cyborg trying to be the man and Raven shooting him down XD:
Cyborg: Booyah! New course record! Haha!
Raven: Well, yeah. You're the first one to do the course.
After Terra wrecks some majorly expensive crap:
Raven: Looks like we have a new course record.
Cyborg: I must have softened it up for her!
And Terra disgraces the blonde hair color by being clueless:
Terra: Okay. Why is everybody blinking?
HaHA! Slade disses Terra!:
Slade: Impressive. Unless of course, you were aiming for me.
Another of those rare times where Beast Boy disses Raven:
Beast Boy: Whoa. And I thought Raven looked grumpy.
And Raven throws the dorky guy for a loop! Point to Titans!:
Mechanic: You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest! He deserves your respect!
Raven: So...do we get bathroom breaks?
Yeah. Control Freak gets BURNED!:
Raven: A couch potato with a souped up remote. I'm petrified.
And Control Freak is burned AGAIN!:
Control Freak: This isn't over! You hear me? This...isn't...over!
Raven: Looks pretty over to me.
Beast Boy's screwed up priorities:
Beast Boy: Robin! Emergency! Get up here now!
Robin: Report! What's the problem?
Beast Boy: The problem is, it's show time. And you're not in your seat.
Aw, all he was trying to do was set the mood! XD:
Beast Boy: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the scariest night of your lives! Maybe Control Freak's monsters didn't scare you, but this movie is going to freak you out.
Raven: *without looking up from her book* Whatever.
Robin: Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea that Earth people ate so many pigs! And insects!
Cyborg: *throws up*
Beast Boy: Yeah yeah, bugs and hot dogs, big deal. This movie is supposed to be cursed! When people watch it, strange things happen. Evil things. *evil laugh*
Raven: Just start the movie.
Beast Boy: *annoyed*
This has so many dumb moments in it...:
Beast Boy: *appears from behind couch* Is it over?
Starfire: *hiding behind Robin's cape* I dare not open my eyes to find out!
Cyborg: Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
Robin: I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters—
Raven: *snaps out of terrified daze and puts her hood up*
Robin:—but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire: *look at each other and burst out laughing*
Beast Boy: Did I tell you, or did I tell you?
Starfire: Thrilling, Beast Boy! It was...wonderfully horrible!
Cyborg: Yeah, when she went into the basement...!
Robin: And it was right behind her and she turned and...!
Cyborg: I was freakin' out! I wanted to turn it off.
Beast Boy: So...? Come on Raven, admit it! You were totally scared!
Raven: I don't do fear.
And Beast Boy pisses off Raven AGAIN:
Cyborg: Ooh, look out y'all, big scary monkey! *laughs*
Beast Boy: Yeah Raven! You shoulda seen the look on your face.
Raven: You mean THIS LOOK! *glares in a very frightening way*
Beast Boy: No, that's more angry than scared.
Raven: *getting more pissed with every second* I already told you I don't get scared.
Says the guy with green skin:
Beast Boy: Dude, we can handle him. The dude's got a spider for a head; not like he's gonna be hard to find.
The girl IS poo:
Starfire: Robin, who is this girl? And why does she call you "poo?"
Raven and Beast Boy flirting ;D don't tell them I said that...Raven will kill me:
Raven: Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Starfire: Oh I see! It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes! *giggles*
Robin: Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.
Beast Boy: Huh?
Raven: Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.
Beast Boy: Come on Raven, you know I'm hilarious! And I'm not gonna give up until I get you to smile. Okay! Why did the aardvark cross the road?
Raven: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?
Beast Boy: Dude it is totally brunged! Branged.
Raven: Ooh bad grammar. That oughtta scare him.
You Know You Read/Write Too Much When...
You narrate your own life in third person (ex: thinking, She shot him a sharp glare instead of just glaring)
You tell yourself to stop narrating your own life...in a narration (ex: Stop narrating your own life! She thought furiously )
If someone looks over at you, 90% of the time, you'll be mumbling to yourself
In class, you daydream of stories you are writing/want to write
For a class assignment of reading a book, everyone else is on about page 50 or below...you're on page 400
You get extra credit...on essays
You burst out laughing at random moments because you remembered something funny that you read/wrote
You joined a Creative Writing club...even though you hate sharing with people you can see, and social functions in general
You've broken your electronics curfew so many times that you've forgotten what it is
Your mom stole your computer, but you already emailed yourself all your documents, so you can edit them on your iPod
You've emailed yourself your iPod Notes so many times, your iPod automatically emails them when they're updated
You're always thinking of the stories you want to write/are writing
You spend at least five hours per day doing some form of reading/writing
You have so many notes on your iPod, iTunes actually has "Other" as a segment in the Capacity meter
Under 2,000 words for a chapter is unacceptable; only for a oneshot
You sleep in English class and still have a high A
You copy and paste this into your profile, because it describes you
What To Do On A Bus
After sitting in a seat for a few minutes, loudly exclaim "Wow these seat-warmers really work!"
Pretend the person next to you is your parent of their opposite gender.
Introduce yourself to everyone around you. Use a different name for each person.
When the bus driver announces a stop, shout "We can see that!"
When paying for your ride, use only pennies, then drop a five-dollar bill on the ground.
Pay your fare with good old Ben Franklin.
Stare out the window, scream, and exclaim "The sidewalk is moving!" in a terrified/awed voice.
Complain loudly about the lemonade spilled on your seat.
Pretend to be drunk.
Flirt with a married person/someone clearly in a relationship, regardless of gender. When they say they're taken, apologize and proceed to flirt with their partner.
Sidle up to someone and ask if they know the secret. If they ask what secret, scream "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" and run away.
Try to open the windows.
On a sunny day, keep an umbrella open and the hood of your raincoat up.
Make a bed in a seat, put curtains on the window, and hang a sign that says "Not Vacant."
Sit behind the bus driver. Continuously ask him/her what each button does.
Run up the aisle and honk the horn. If there is none, use an air horn.
Mumble about the terrorists who are after you.
Wear a watch that ticks loudly. Find a joystick with a big red button on top and, for the whole bus ride, keep your thumb hovering over the button while looking at your watch, grinning evilly, and humming the Jeopardy theme song.
Stand in the aisle and go through all emergency safety procedures...for an airplane.
Flash a fake police badge and ask a random person to show some ID. Pretend to recognize the name, and ask to frisk the person for drugs/weapons.
Yell at the driver for going a mile over the speed limit.
Ask if you can stop and get a candy bar/soda.
Ask if you can stop and go to the bathroom. After a moment, say "Never mind."
"Fall asleep" and snore loudly.
Growl at anyone who sits around you.
Meow whenever you think it's quiet.
When you're fairly isolated with one other person, tap them and pretend it wasn't you.
Insist that the whole bus is taken by your imaginary/invisible friends.
Sit on someone's lap instead of finding a seat.
Bring a folding chair and sit in the aisle.
Play a radio/iPod speaker as loud as possible; dance to the music.
Attempt to sell paper watches to other passengers.
Ask in a low voice if anyone wants any coke. When they look at you strangely, produce a bottle of coca-cola.
Say "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" until someone tells you to be quiet. Repeat every five minutes.
Narrate someone's actions, play-by-play style.
Talk like Darth Vader and tell a random person that you are his/her father. *it's even funnier if a girl does this*
While reading a picture book, exclaim over how difficult it is. Proceed to work out very difficult-looking math problems.
Use binoculars to stare at someone close to you. Look in the wrong end of the binoculars.
Use a magnifying glass to inspect the person next to you. If they ask what you're doing, reply with "I'm searching for clues."
Sing "The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round" over and over.
"Sing the chorus of "It's a Small World After All" nonstop and see who starts humming.
Get out a video game controller and pretend to play a game.
Chew your gum very loudly.
Scream "WAFFLES!" whenever you feel the urge.
Block the door, insisting that people have to guess the magic password to get past you.
Pay the bus driver in churros/twinkies/chocolate gold coins. Insist that it's currency on your planet.
Refuse to go through the bus doors, claiming to be afraid of being cut in half like your poor friend Bob.
Ask a random person if they're a hobo.
Take a poll about what kind of car everyone drives, and after getting results, ask why they didn't just drive.
Ask someone to marry you.
Randomly announce your pregnancy, and claim that a random passenger is the father. *even funnier if a guy does this*
Have an argument with yourself.
If someone says "Hello" reply "No, it's Jell-O. Gosh, everyone wants to cuss these days!"
Pretend someone has offended you, and react in an overdramatic way.
Compliment everyone except one person. Look at the one person, let the smile fall from your face, and move on.
On Friday (or another day), scream "Pants Free Friday!" and proceed to remove your pants. See if anyone follows along.
Lie down in the aisle, listen to the floor intently, and have a conversation with it.
Protest public transportation.
Get on the bus. Wait, and get back off where you got on.
Get on the bus. When the driver has gone about three yards, yell "STOP! This is my stop!" and lunge at the door.
Glue a Sacagewea coin to the floor with super glue.
Tape random things with duct tape: The floor, the driver, passengers, windows, yourself, etc.
Put up a Missing Person poster of yourself.
Prophecize the end of the world in a demonic voice. Then "wake up" and ask if you fell asleep.
Ask the bus driver to take you to a specific address.
Try to sell tampons to a man.
Give candy to a little kid. If he says no, give him a sticker and tell him he passed his mom's test. If he says yes, scream "EPIC FAIL!" and laugh maniacally.
Ask the bus driver if you purchase the liquor from him. When he asks what you're talking about, say "I thought this said bus on the side." Pronounce "bus" "booze."
Talk in a random accent. Then switch to another accent. Continue until you run out of accents.
Ask some random guy if your chest looks okay. If he says yes, yell "PERVERT!" and if he says no, yell "MEANIE!" *girls only*
Hand out souvenirs that say "I Survived the Bus of Doom."
Sign your autograph on other passengers.
Pretend to be an ambulance
Play tag with your imaginary/invisible friends.
Page a random name, using a high-pitched voice. Then ask in a deep voice "You paged me?"
Bark at anyone who dares to wear a hat.
Chew on yourself.
You know you're too smart for your own good when...
You took and passed the ACTs twice...before starting high school
When she's confused, the person in front of you asks you for help instead of the teacher
You don't study and still maintain all A's
The only class you're struggling in is gym
Your classmates call you "Genius"
You get a 115/100 on a test in your Accelerated class
You sleep in class and still get good grades
You call most of your accelerated classes easy
The kid behind you in Spanish asks to copy off of your test
The girl beside you in Spanish asks for answers to the test
You sat in the very back corner in Civics, not by your choice, and had to ask to be moved because you had no freaking clue what was going on
Your teacher almost lets you get out your iPod in class, then says "but everyone else will want to do it too"
Everyone asks for your opinion, but they might not even know your name
Your 8th grade math teacher graded your papers last, to end on a good note
A B is disappointing, and a C is unacceptable
You are upset when you get less than a 95% on a test or report card
You had a 100% in English first quarter...because the computer didn't show the extra 2%
You've only had one B on a report card...ever
You've only ever failed one paper
You finish your lab report a day early
You actually have a reason to sleep in class: you finished the work and are bored out of your mind
You plan ahead without meaning to
When checking for completion, your teachers barely glance at your papers because your homework is always done
You answer at least 90% of the questions in your English class
You give your Accelerated Geometry teacher advice on the best way to complete a problem
When your English teacher put a 100 point essay on a 10 point curve, your total was 115
Your teacher put your grade for a paper you turned in and he lost in the computer as 100% because you're just you
You act dumb sometimes because people tend to be intimidated by your smartness
Your handwriting is barely legible, but people still ask to copy your papers
You copy and paste this into your profile, because you're just that awesome
I don't steal credit. If I find something funny that I put on my profile, I give credit where it's due. The three above lists are all by me :) but you can use them. Just don't say they're yours. You don't have to say they're mine, just don't say they're yours. I'm getting confusing again XP
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dick
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly…or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every guy I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I’m a TEACHER’S PET, so I MUST be a spoiled liar.
I don’t get DRUNK, so I MUST hate having a good time.
I don’t have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no social life whatsoever.
I don’t have a nice PHONE, so I MUST be poor.
I don’t TEXT 24/7, so I MUST have no friends.
I love READING, so I MUST be weird.
I love to WRITE, so I MUST have issues.
I’m HUMBLE, so I MUST have an ulterior motive.
I have STOLEN from people close to me, so I MUST be a back-stabbing bitch.
I have TRESSPASSED, so I MUST have no respect.
I go to a lot of DOCTORS, so I must be fragile.
I’m on MEDICATION, so I MUST be a druggie.
I don’t EAT often, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
…I added the last 13 myself, because I believe they deserve to be in there. Just a warning in case you copy/paste it from me.
Have you ever done something so stupid, that you find yourself facepalming and saying "Oh God, that's exactly the kind of thing *insert name of stupid person here* would do!" Well, forget spending five minutes on push-pull doors, getting "trapped" in revolving doors, thinking that the airplane in the night sky is a UFO, or even tripping over that mischevious thing called air. I bring you...stupidity.
1. Playing a song on YouTube from your computer with the volume cranked all the way up, but the song is barely audible. After five minutes of screaming at the computer, YouTube, and anything else that may be held accountable, you realize that your headphones are plugged in.
2. Doing something, feeling excruciating pain, screaming, then going right back for more.
3. Skipping a whole page of a test because you didn't see it.
4. Pretending to have something important to say so you can talk to somebody in the hope that you actually do have something important to say.
5. Forgetting, remembering, foregtting, remembering, and getting distracted by a shiny object before you can say what you originally needed to.
6. Turning off the light and being unable to find it again.
7. Screaming for help: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" when the truth is, you don't feel like getting up.
8. Chasing a cat until you hurt yourself...but keep chasing the cat anyway.
9. Yelling at someone way bigger and stronger than you, just because he annoys you.
11. Skipping numbers.
12. You checked to see if I skipped a number, didn't you?
13. Hearing a strange sound and preparing to fight an intruder with a pocketknife.
14. Trying to follow Gibbs' rules...just because.
15. Playing Christmas music and Ke$ha intermittenly, as loud as possible.
16. Putting hair gel on a horse and calling it a unicorn.
17. Composing a Christmas wish list of Snorg Tees designs and TV seasons.
18. Screaming at the TV, even though you know they can't hear you.
19. Posting this on your profile, because face it...you've done one of these at some point in your life.
20. TASTE THE RAINBOW! Chasing a rainbow, because everyone knows that a rainbow pony guards a pot of Skittles at each end!
Heehee, the skies shall rain SKITTLES! Yeah, I was hyper so I made a list of stupid stuffs...yeah...the only one I haven't done is #16. But I've considered doing it. I just...don't have access to a horse. Or hair gel. So...yeah.
60 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Found this online somewhere, thought it was extremely funny, and decided to share it with...eh, whoever has a dinky enough life to be looking at my profile! ;)
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
Post this to your profile if you understand what I'm trying to say. Skies-Shall-Rain
A teenage girl was raped and impregnated. Her family had always told her that abortion was wrong, so she went through with the pregnancy. She died during the delivery, but the baby lived. He grew to become a bitter man who raped and killed eighty-three women before the police could catch up to him. They shot him when he opened fire on some police officers.
A teenage girl had sex with her boyfriend and became pregnant. She chose not to have an abortion because her friends hated abortions, and survived the delivery. Her baby died five minutes after the birth. Broken hearted, the girl went back to school only to be teased and shunned. She hung herself in her closet.
An adult woman irresponsibly had sex, and was impregnated. She chose to have an abortion, even though she had been aware of the risk of concieving a child when she had sex, and was completely able to handle the stress of childbirth. The baby that was growing inside her had the mind to cure diabetes forever.
All of those situations were made up, yes. The point is, abortion isn't a matter of right or wrong: it's a matter of who you are and why you need it. That probably makes about no sense, but I tried to explain my logic. Sometimes, not choosing abortion isn't saving a life, but ending it.
Everyone is different
Homely or handsome,
Courageous or meek,
We are who we are
Even if we seek
Same sex or opposite
Items to make us look urban and chic
Diets or fast foods
Sports or ancient Greek
If we like being pampered
Or wading in creeks
Tall or short
With perfume or reek
We are who we are
Myself is all I seek.
Poem, by me! Yay me! Put it on your profile if you're accepting (at first) to all types, ugly or pretty, straight or gay, fat or thin, smart or dumb, adventerous or spoiled, tall or short...you get the point :) and hatred only goes to individuals.
I am the definition of "hopeless romantic" in more ways than one. Not only am I obsessed with romance, I am hopeless at it. Yeah, I've never been on a date, nevah had a boyfriend. And I'm in high school. Does that say anything?
...Maybe I should just wear a sign that says "I'm available! Boys sign up here!" I mean don't get me wrong, I'm proud of staying single for so long, but I feel kinda left out, rejected, and other things. But I shouldn't dump my personal crap on you.
Autocorrect and spellcheck SUCK! Just...thought I'd throw that out there...
Did you know that poop fluoresces? According to NCIS, it does! Sorry, random fact there. NCIS was on at my granny's, and the episode "Family" was playing and...um...I posted this. Yeah. NCIS addiction is in my genes. I was kinda predestined to discover (and fall in love with!) it eventually. My mom is a total nonbeliever though -.- so I Gibbs-slap her daily. Heehee.
I'm obsessed with awkward romantic situations. It's freaky. But I do love romance. I would tell you the pairings...but that would take away the minimal suspense, wouldn't it? XD I'll tell you SOME but that's it!
Uh, I guess it's useless to hide my love of RobStar from you guys. And BBRae. And CyBee.
And (clearly) Tiva.
If you didn't understand a word I just said, you probably don't watch Teen Titans or NCIS. LOSER! JK. Seriously. Don't kill yourself 0.0
Okay, so while listening to P.L.U.R. on Christmas and dancing terribly while lip-syncing awesomely, I took off my hat and threw it at the hat rack. It missed by a foot, so I put my arm in the air, mouthed "EPIC FAIL!" and fell backwards onto my bed (and the clutter that covered it). While lying there, I whispered, "Feel the Christmasness."
That's a Christmas memory, alright :)
Try to grow up too fast
Fall back to the ground too hard
Try to find something to last
Let it fade away, shstter into endless shards
Childhood is about becoming an adult
Being an adult is about reflecting on young years
It's not our fault
That we shed so many tears
Why do we yearn to be what we are not
When we are who we are?
From our first breath, each of us sought
And the ones who want to be chidren while still young
Are forced into maturity
By tradgedy or fate, they can no longer have youthful fun
And watch those around them fail to climb to resbonsibility
While wising for what was stolen from their dreams
Sigh. Poem I randomly wrote about myself, 'cause I'm more mature than everyone I know, and I hate it.
What type of character are you most attracted to? Strong females, usually dark, tomboyish, or opinionated ones.
Hey, wanna go see the new Twilight movie? Twilight? Uh, gross!
Dogs or cats? DOGGIES ARE DA BOMB, BITCH!
Describe your romantic history. Never had a boyfriend. Ever.
Have you had surgery? Yup! Multiple times!
Squee! Justin Bieber is performing in your town! Squee? You mean UGH!
What kind of phone do you have? A mega crappy one.
Do you have a Facebook? Nope.
Who’s your best friend? I barely have friends. Who said I had a best friend?
If a penguin appeared in your home, what would you do? OMG SOOO ADORABLE! HUG IT AND NAME IT FLIPPERS!
Titans! Go! Damn you Robin, I’m in my civilian clothes!
You’re sucked into your favorite book ever! What do you do? I save Larka from falling off the cliff so that she and Kar can have cute little puppies!
Gasp! You’re having that dream where you forgot to study for your English test! What thoughts go through your head? Meh, I have like a 103 in that class. I think I can stand to flunk one test.
Cuss somebody out using at least five cuss words in one sentence… Don’t be afraid to get creative. Damn you, fucking piece of shit, and let bitches from hell piss on your grave, asshole!
Darth Vader stole your Skittles! So I used the force to throw him off a cliff. I’M TASTING THE RAINBOW AND YOU’RE NOT, VADEY!
What be yer favorite song, matey? A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.
Do you have a favorite artist? Yup, Kelly Clarkson.
How about a fav actor? Ariana Grande. Cat’s such a totally believable character on Victorious! And YAY have you heard her song Put Your Hearts Up?
TV show? No I can’t choose between Leverage and NCIS!
Movie? Don’t go there, there are way too many!
What’s your favorite color? Oh gosh…black, navy, indigo, or dark purple, I can’t decide.
Arrange your initials to spell a word. Sea!
Quote yourself. The only way this day could possibly get any worse would be if my boyfriend broke up with me. Oh wait! I don’t have a boyfriend! Now I’m even more depressed.
You on drugs? Only the ones my doctor prescribes.
Smoker! Cigarette smoke gives me headaches and makes me feel like I’m about to pass out. Why the hell would I want that in my mouth?
Are you a shopaholic? Either shopaholic or kleptomaniac, but I’ve always paid for what I impulsively grab.
How have your school grades been? All A’s!
Are you straight? Yes, but I don’t judge people who aren’t.
What is your secret dream? If I told you, it wouldn’t be secret. My now not-so-secret dream is to be famous!
What are your deepest fears? Crowds, spiders, rejection, hospitals, needles, being judged, malicious rumors about me, and too much of the color white.
If you had to be an animal, what would you be and why? A wolf, because they kick ass!
You have 24 hours. Whatever you do, there will be no legal consequences. Great! I can kill the people I hate, vandalize the places that annoy me, and rob my whole town blind! Too bad I only get 24 hours…Can’t move on to the country…
Mood? Hateful. Why am I even taking this stupid test?
Do you like Christmas? Yes! I get PRESENTS! And FOOD! Huh what? Oh yeah family and religious stuff…yay…-.-
You see $100 on the ground. What do you do? I was out the door with the money before you finished the question.
Are you good with young children? If by “good” you mean that I refrain from screaming or punching their ugly little faces in, which I so badly wish to do? Yeah, I HATE kids.
What’s the quickest way to a girl’s heart? Puppies! Well, to this girl’s heart anyway…
Do you hate anything in particular? Oh, where to begin…
Do you use sarcasm often? Naw… It’s only the coolest thing since the Ice Age!
Are there aliens? Of course! YOU’RE ONE OF THEM, AREN’T YOU?
Will you copy and paste this into your profile…with your own answers? No! I WROTE the danged thing!
Is anything possible? Only in dreams.
Your score: TWINKIES!
I wrote that myself, while I was feeling particularly weird. Yeah.
YESH! January 2, first snowfall! My parents weren't home at the time. I was reading a book about kids who were trapped in their high school by a blizzard when I decided to open my curtains. IT WAS FREAKING SNOWING! So naturally, I ran outside and made a fool of myself spinning around and catching snowflakes and screaming to the sky. But what the hell, nobody was around :)
Once upon a time, a girl was sent a chain text. She did not send it to fifteen friends, and went on to live a very wonderful life.
People, stop sending chains! E-mails, texts, YouTube comments...I mean, I highly doubt karma will destroy you for ignoring something like that. Seriously, I have seen YouTube ones that say things along the lines of "If you don't post this to ten videos, zombies will eat you," or "the dead girl will appear in your room and kill you," or stuff like that. I think the cops would notice if so many mysterious deaths occured. Spread the word; chain messages are annoying and need to stop.
Okay, not catchy, but true. No offense meant to chain-believers, but I have personally turned down about 200 different chains. I'm still alive. I'm just fine. So really, consider who you send those things to.
10 of Earth's Most Endangered Species
1. Javan Rhinoceros
2. Siberian Tiger
3. Giant Panda
4. Ethiopian Wolf
5. Amur Leopard
6. Western Lowland Gorilla
7. Polar Bear
8. Leatherback Turtle
9. West Indian Manatee
10. Unmarried Virgins
We are an endangered species, and our numbers are shrinking. Post this to your profile if you are saving/saved yourself for marriage!
You know youi're an NCIS addict when you...
1. Quote/follow Gibbs' rules.
2. Walk into a Twilight hater/lover debate and start a third side: Team I-Don't-Care-About-Twilight-But-NCIS-Rules-All.
3. Gibbs-slap people.
4. Call caffinated beverages Caf-Pows.
5. Refer to the Gibbs stare.
6. Refer to "the gut."
7. Frequently use the term "hinky."
8. Randomly quote an NCIS episode.
9. Refuse to join the teams Edward, Jacob, or Justin Bieber, instead starting your own team; either Gibbs, Tony, or McGee.
10. Hear someone (possibly a stranger) say "Yeah, I don't really like NCIS..."and proceed to grab their shoulders, stare deeply into their eyes, and reply, "It's okay. I'll bring you back. I have all the seasons at my house, I can save you."
11. Are glued to the TV when NCIS is on, and scream at anything that dares interrupt that sacred time.
12. Beg for NCIS seasons as presents.
13. Talk to the TV when NCIS is on.
14. Shoot down all pairing wars and start NCIS pairing wars.
15. Attempt to hook everyone you know on NCIS.
16. Call people Probie.
17. Put out BOLOs on random objects, just because you want to put out a BOLO.
18. Put this on your profile because heck, as soon as you saw the words "NCIS addict," you knew that this described you.
Essence of the Human Society's Work Ethic, Past, Present, and Future
Past: If you want something done, do it yourself.
Present: If you want something done, get someone to do it for you. If you want someONE done, do that yourself.
Future: Who the fuck knows? Not me. We could go either way, that's why this needs to go on your profile; so we go the right way.
Coffee is my best friend. Midtermsreally bad coldnot a lot of sleep=NOT GOOD! Add coffee, and it all balances out :)
The man I love is the man who doesn't make me crazier. In other words, I haven't met him yet.
Put this in your profile if you HATE C-I-friggin'-Ray with all the burning passion of the fires of hell!
Put this in your profile if there are times you want to slap Tony and Ziva, scream "You're in love, fools!" and run away before Ziva shoots you.
Put this in your profile if you're waiting for somone to say "Heck with Gibbs' rules!"
Put this in your profile if, when you saw Ray proposing, you about screamed your head off about how Ziva belongs with Tony.
Put this in your profile if you want Jeanne to never, ever return. Like, ever.
Put this in your profile if you don't want Kate to come back to life, because that would endanger the possibility of Tiva.
Put this in your profile if you screamed at the TV all throughout the episode "A Desperate Man."
Put this in your profile if you cheered when Ziva punched Ray.
Put this in your profile if you screamed in horror at the prospect of an alternate future of married Kate and Tony and their baby.
Put this in your profile if you threw something at the TV when Wendy and Tony kissed.
Put this in your profile if you screamed when Wendy showed up.
Put this in your profile if you just love Tiva! ;D
Put this in your profile if you wanna kick Malchior's ass all the way to the sun, followed by Terra...then thank them for helping the BBRae process along.
Put this in your profile if you almost slapped the screen you were watching (trying to slap Cyborg) when a certain tin-man interrupted a certain BBRae moment in Nevermore...and again in Spellbound.
Put this in your profile if you think RobRae is disgusting, since Robin and Raven are like siblings.
Put this in your profile if you want another season of Teen Titans, partly to see if BBRae officially happens and we all get to see a kiss.
Put this in your profile if you think BB should have gone with Slade and Robin should have distracted Trigon.
Put this in your profile if, when Raven first said that Trigon was her father, your first thought was "Aw man! Now BB can't get daddy's blessing!"
Put this in your profile if you are 100% convinced that Beast Boy and Raven belong together.
If you got this far, congratulations! You've reached a milemarker! Please take this complementary birdie-shaped sticker and put it on your profile so it will spread and take over the world...er, I mean spread joy. Yes, spread joy X)
See the chubby birdie? XD XD
Hey! Did anybody see the White Collar episode with Elizabeth Gillies in it? Amazing, right? Chloe is a totally different character than Jade, but both are played equally well! She has some serious talent.
Okay, I watch way too much Teen Titans. Scooby Doo Camp Scare was on and I saw part of it; as soon as Trudy came onscreen, I was screaming (in my head) "SHE LOOKS LIKE RAVEN! I bet Tara Strong does her voice!" And according to Wikipedia, I WAS RIGHT! O.o
More proof I watch too much Teen Titans: I imagine myself in chibi form. ALL THE TIME. That's not normal!
I asked myself this very profound question: Why do we eat dessert last if we eat it anyway? Like, what difference does order make? Then I answered my own question with a single word; aftertaste.
My randomness about commercials
Me: This is what happened when Control Freak got sick of me and used his remote to send me into TV. Let's just say that commercials suddenly got a lot more interesting...
Enterprise Commercial: Enterprise; we'll pick you up.
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! *rolling on floor, sobbing with laughter* *stands and wipes tears from eyes* Inside joke.
State Farm Commercial: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Me: WITH A BAZOOKA!
Verizon Commercial: *R2D2 and phone are side by side*
Me: R2D2!!!!!! *glomps*
Dove Commercial: Do you dream in chocolate?
Me: Hell no, I dream in DARKNESS! And PENGUINS! And occasionally unicorns or squirrels. Well, chocolate dreams happen once a month, but...
My (incomplete) random Teen Titans...uh...somethings
Me: Hi! I'm Skies, and I am the secret star of Teen Titans. I have been there since the first episode; you just haven't seen me! The Titans don't know me very well and think I'm crazy (and downright hate me) but I love to annoy them! I have to say, Cyborg probably hates me the most...'cause I eat his waffles and sabotage his car. Then Raven, 'cause I bug her and try to hook her up with Beast Boy. Then Beast Boy, 'cause my antics usually make Raven mad at him. Then Robin, because he's too serious for his own good. Starfire...um, well, she called me a chlorbag varblernelk once, then pretty much ignored me, so she hates me least. Heehee. The honoraries, Titans East, and villains hate me too! Is that so surprising? Anyhow, let's show some of the highlights of my time with the Titans! *hits button on remote*
Raven: We found something worse.
Me: Moths with mustaches!
Cyborg: Seriously! Who are you?
Cyborg: There's too many! We're not gonna...make it?
moths fly away*
Beast Boy: Uh...what just happened?
Me: Robin had to take Kitten to prom 'cause you idiots couldn't find an exterminator, that's what!
Raven: ...I am not an idiot. Beast Boy is.
Beast Boy: Hey!
Me: Aw, phooey! You're fighting! *growls in discontent and storms off*
Starfire: *crumples hood of car*
Me: Kitten's gonna be so pissed...
Starfire: And this would be of concern because...?
Me: She might rape Robin in revenge! Duh. *rolls eyes*
Beast Boy: *accidentally opens a secret trapdoor, much like Scooby Doo*
Raven: Well that's not suspicious.
Me: Of course not! It leads down into the apocalypse shelter! I have one in my house, but my mom calls it my "special room" 'cause I go there when I eat sugar...
Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven: O.O
Beast Boy: *walks into string for light and screams*
Me: Haha WIMP!
Beast Boy: *cries*
Killer Moth: Now this is just unfair!
Raven: Way to go. You told us where you're hiding.
Me: Didn't you see the family resemblance?
Kitten: Who are you?
Me: I AM A TWINKIE!
Starfire: Keep your LEGS off my boy! Robin, are you injured?
Robin: *tears off suit* Best I've felt all day.
Me: 'Cause Star called you her boy? Oh and wait a second, WTF?! How did you wear your uniform under...? But you would be sweating...? And...eew.
Killer Moth: *throws BB, Cyborg, and Raven into a pile*
Me: Beast Boy, I can't see where your hands are. So I'm gonna call it...SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Cyborg, Killer Moth: WTF?
Beast Boy: Heheh...my bad.
Moths: *swarming* *randomly become larvae*
Raven, Cyborg: *look up in surprise*
Beast Boy: *emerges from Raven's cloak*
Me: Okay, I KNOW where your face was that time! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Beast Boy: Oh crap!
Raven: ...You are so dead.
Beast Boy: Uh, which one? *points at me and himself*
Raven: Both of you!
Mysterious Voice: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the king and queen of this year's prom are...Robin and Starfire!
Raven: Why do I think I know who that "Mysterious Voice" belongs to...?
Me: *sweatdrop* *shifty eyes* IT'S SLADE! *points in random direction*
Titans: *whirl around*
Terra: Do you trust me?
Beast Boy: More than anyone I've ever met.
Me: *randomly appears and points accusingly at Terra* NO! You are EVIL! TRAITOR! *looks at Beast Boy* And as for you...I'm telling Raven you don't trust her! *laughs wildly and runs away*
Beast Boy: She showed up not long ago and has been trying to ruin our lives...don't ask.
Raven: *from her room* What?! BEAST BOY!
Beast Boy: Let's go!
Terra: You hungry?
Beast Boy: Always.
Me: Hungry for—
Beast Boy: Finish that, and I will sit on you. As an elephant.
Me: *sweatdrops* I...I was gonna say bad tofu crap...
Beast Boy: Oh. This is awkward.
Me: JK! I was gonna say...*starts running* RAVEN! *laughs like an evil maniac*
Beast Boy: I told you, she's trying to ruin our lives!
Robin: Beast Boy, where are you? Answer me!
Me: He's with Raven.
Robin: No he's not.
Me: *stutters* Well how do you know?
Robin: Because Raven is defending the Tower. Aren't you going to help?
Me: Nah...I'm just gonna watch. And eat popcorn.
Cyborg: THAT'S MY POPCORN!
Me: It's yummy!
Raven: That's my room. Nobody goes in my room!
Me: Except Beast Boy, for personal reasons. And me, when I'm stealing your diary and invading your mind to fuck with your life wnd wreck havoc with your two emotions who...pardon the pun...love me!
Raven: Which emotions?
Me: Love and lust! XD
Beast Boy, Terra: *in haunted house*
Me: *jumps up wearing a Slade costume* Haha! You thought you could escape!
Terra, Beast Boy: AAAAH!
Terra: No! Just a little long—huh? Oh it's just you.
Me: Oh, did you think I was Slade? Do you have some, oh I dunno, APPRENTICESHIP with him or something?
Terra: ...uh, no...*shifty eyes*
Me: LIAR! Anyhow...I really think it's time someone told you two that sneaking off on date's behind the team's back is very rude!
Beast Boy: Seriously? That's it?
Me: No. You're cheating on Raven.
Beast Boy: DUDE! I'm not WITH Raven!
Me: Pft. Yet. *winks*
Slade: *sitting creepily, watching Beast Boy and Terra almost kiss*
Me: PERVERT! *tases Slade and turns to Terra and Beast Boy* As for you two...I think it's time we had "the talk."
Terra: You're not our mom!
Me: Wha—NO NOT THAT TALK YA SLUT! I meant the don't-be-a-filthy-stinking-traitor talk. You know, "don't sell out the only people who were ever truly nice and accepting" and all that?
Terra: ...I hate you.
Me: Way ahead of you, bitch.
Slade: Because she's not your friend. She's my apprentice.
Me: JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME!
Slade: You spoiled the tension! *cries*
Terra: Beast Boy! I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I never meant for any of this to happen.
Me: Uh, then why did you deactivate the security?
Beast Boy: I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Me: WELL I BEAT YA TO IT!
Raven: I knew it! I knew it. We never should have trusted her.
Robin: But we did. We all did.
Me: Not me!
Cyborg: YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US!
Beast Boy: Hey! You're makin' a mess!
Me: Him? Take a look at your own room every once in a while!
Raven: The Book of Azar is not a toy!
Me: Sure as hell isn't! I'll get the real toys; bazookas!
Titans, Larry: O.O
Larry: Big oops.
Me: That's all you can say? YOUR WORLD IS ABOUT TO BECOME A REFRIGERATOR DRAWING AND ALLYOU CAN SAY IS OOPS?
Raven: That can't be good.
Me: Okay, that's not quite as bad as oops...
Raven: -.- I still haven't forgiven you for the Killer Moth incident.
Me: Oh that...
Raven: This is bad.
Me: *is about to jump in, but pauses*
Beast Boy: *runs around without a mouth*
Raven: Okay. So it's not all bad.
Me: Yes it is! Now you two can't make out!
Raven, Beast Boy: *pissed*
Robin: I'm just hoping we get there before we all go completely insane.
Me: I dunno what you're talking about.
Cyborg: That's because you're the cause of our insanity.
Starfire: Beast Boy, wonderful! You have recaptured your mouth!
Raven: Yeah, but I think you put it on backwards.
Me: Oh, you look at his mouth often?
Raven: Do you have a death wish?
Raven: Cool. I-I mean oops.
Me: Nah, you mean cool. This city is way cooler that the other one! High five, Johnny!
Johnny Rancid: Uhh...
Robin: Don't ask.
Cyborg: Back to reality!
Starfire: Everything looks so joyous and wonderful!
Raven: Yeah. Any chance we could change it back?
Me: I vote yes!
Cyborg: YOU DON'T GET A VOTE!
Me: QUIT YELLING AT ME! *cries*
Slade: You belong to me now, don't you?
Terra: I do.
Me: What is this, a wedding? Did you rape her?
Terra: I thought you'd leave me alone once I left the Titans!
Me: Haha, never!
Terra: *tries to kill Raven*
Raven: *passes rock off to Starfire*
Beast Boy: *helps Raven up*
Me: Was that a frame of...?
Raven, Beast Boy: DON'T SAY IT!
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Robin, Cyborg: *run out of buildings*
Me: Nice of you to join the party. Have nice meetings? You missed some SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Terra: Um, I'm kinda trying to kill you and take over the city here!
Raven: Hold on, this is more important.
Me: *sticks out tongue immaturely*
Terra: Who's in control now?
Me: Control Freak!
Terra: ...Guess again.
Me: Dr. Light!
Me: *gives Terra a very strange look* No you idiot. I'm in charge! *whacks Terra over the head with a sledgehammer* Don't make me get out my taser!
Terra: Hope you're not expecting a goodbye kiss.
Me: From who? 'Cause Raven's kinda not here...
Beast Boy: ARGH! Stop insisting that we're together!
Me: You mean you're not?
Beast Boy: *pissed*
Slade: That was nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you.
Me: Uh, you gonna rape her?
Slade: No! Just beat her badly!
Me: Okay, then I'm good. *eats popcorn* Continue.
Cyborg: *pops out of thin air and grabs popcorn* I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY POPCORN!
Beast Boy: I want Terra.
Me: No, you want Raven!
Beast Boy: Seriously dude, you're wearing this out.
Me: No flipping way!
Raven: We're gonna need a bigger jail.
Me: Nope. You just need...*hero music* NARNIA!
Robin, Raven, Starfire, Cyborg: -.-
Raven: It'll be the last thing you ever do!
Me: Ooh, feeling vengeful are we?
Raven: This means nothing.
Me: Your denial is only confirmation.
Beast Boy: ...Okay. That made no sense.
Slade: You ungrateful little...
Cyborg: West side's clean. You guys find anything yet?
Starfire: Thus far, my search has been unsuccessful.
Beast Boy: What she said.
Me: You really like saying "ditto," dontcha? And cool locations! A library, a zoo, and...Raven are you in a cemetery?
Raven: What's it to you?
Me: I love cemeteries! They're my favorite place to be!
Raven: And now I smell like rhino butt.
Starfire: *tries to remove X*
Beast Boy: *shifts to human*
Me: Ooh, look at that position! Methinks that just might be...
Raven, Beast Boy: DON'T SAY IT!
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Raven: *gets engulfed by red stuff*
Me: Sheesh, how many times are you gonna "drown?"
Starfire: You are a bad man!
Chang: Oh? If you think I'm bad now, you're going to be really impressed once I finish with your city, and move on to you. *rubs glass*
Me: RAPE! That is definitely rape. I'm callin' Robin!
Beast Boy: Alien animals! Cool!
Beast Boy: *runs*
Raven: *grabs him and slaps him* You're the alien here.
Me: ...It looks like you just smacked his butt.
Raven: I didn't.
Beast Boy: *mutters* I wish...
Me: I knew I'd rub off on somebody! *cheers happily*
Starfire: My...groom? But he is...! I cannot...!
Me: What? Have sex with him?
Robin: *slaps me*
Blackfire: He says—
Me: You can understand him?! You...you kissed him?! EEW!
Starfire: Who is to know? Perhaps there is a groom for me on Earth.
Me: Uh dur! He's four feet tall, looks like a traffic light, and buys cheap hair gel!
Cyborg: What the—hey! Those are MY insults!
Me: *crosses arms* Nuh-uh.
Cyborg: *puts hands on hips* Yuh-huh.
Raven: Way to ruin a tender moment.
Starfire: And then—
Beast Boy: *runs by*
Robin: *ends up holding Starfire bridal style*
Me: Now hold still and smile pretty... *snaps photo* For your wedding scrapbook!
Robin: *face turns red*
Beast Boy: *runs by Raven*
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Beast Boy: What?! How was that sexual harassment?
Me: I saw you glance at her butt!
Raven: *rolls eyes*
Beast Boy: Dude. You are totally grasping at straws.
Cyborg: *raving about waffles*
Me: ARGH I GET IT YOU LOVE WAFFLES NOW SHUT UP!
Raven: This is how I feel when you go around yelling "sexual harassment."
Raven: Um...where's Beast Boy?
Me: OMG you were the first one to notice he was gone! Besides me of course.
Raven: And what does that mean?
Me: You figure it out! Heehee.
Cyborg: *trying to eat Starfire and Raven*
Starfire, Raven: *running away*
Me: 'Cause you only want to be eaten by Robin and Beast Boy, respectively. *winks*
Raven: When are you going to leave us alone?
Me: Meh, when I feel like it.
Robin: I have to hand it to you, Beast Boy. What you did was—
Raven: Pretty clever. For you.
Me: Psh! You just don't wanna admit that you're impressed!
Cyborg: I don't get it. The dude fell into a pit of lava. Who lives through something like that?
Raven: Apparently, Slade.
Me: AND ME!
Cyborg: No, if we had a pit of lava, we'd gladly push you in.
Raven: And you would die.
Beast Boy: *flies in, but sneezes and crash-lands*
Raven: *crouches with a worried expression*
Me: YOU SO LIKE HIM!
Raven: Again. I do not like him, so stop annoying me.
Beast Boy: The hot new game we just made up...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: STANKBALL!
Cyborg: *sniffs stankball* WOO! *faints*
Beast Boy: Wanna be referee?
Me: Two things...
Raven: Oh super.
Me: You want Raven to be in a "hot" game? Doesn't that say something?
Beast Boy: MISINTERPRETATION!
Me: And how do you know the measurements for her cloak?
Raven: *raises eyebrow*
Beast Boy: Uh...
Malchior: And this "Beast Boy" sounds like an absolute genius.
Me: Oh, was Raven being all chatty about BB again? Haha Malchior, you know you've got some competition!
Raven: Go away!
Me: NEVAH! *gets thrown out a window*
Beast Boy: Hey Raven! It's like also noon and you haven't come out of your room, so just in case you're mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say...sorry I called you creepy last night. Raven? *presses ear to door*
Malchior: Perhaps if we're quiet he'll just go away.
Beast Boy: Um, Raven? Is everything—?
Raven: *opens door*
Beast Boy: Hi. Um, you were laughing, and I thought I heard—is there someone in there?
Raven: Just me. And a really good book.
Beast Boy: Oh. Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Raven: Better than okay. Way better. *closes door* Sorry Malchior. He won't bother us again.
Beast Boy: Malchior? Who's Malchior?
Me: He's the dragon who wants to steal your girl and break her heart!
Beast Boy: Aw man! I almost had a full conversation with Raven without you popping in!
Malchior: A lock of hair from a beautiful girl.
Me: BOO! *throws matches at Malchior's book* Beast Boy thinks you're beautiful!
Raven: Well, at least you're not screaming "sexual harassment."
Malchior: *puts arm around Raven*
Me: RAPE ATTEMPT!
Robin: Hey Raven. Haven't seen you around much lately.
Beast Boy: Yeah, 'cause she hasn't left her room for a week!
Cyborg: *puts hand over Beast Boy's head*
Beast Boy: Guh!
Me: Jealous much?
Beast Boy: *rams Raven*
Me: Uh-uh! I saw where your nose was! And where your horns were!
Everyone: *covers ears*
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Raven: STOP DOING THAT!
Me: Me or Beast Boy?
Titans: *burst into Raven's room*
Me: *holds mirror up to Beast Boy's face* Your expression speaks volumes.
Beast Boy: Huh?
Robin: Come on!
Starfire: *flies out with Robin and Cyborg*
Beast Boy: Raven, are you—?
Me: Hey! You stayed behind! You LIKE her!
Beast Boy, Raven: -.-
Malchior: *grabs Raven*
Me: RAPE ATTEMPT!
Raven: Really? Now?
Beast Boy: Raven?
Raven: *looks up, confused*
Beast Boy: It's me. Look, I'm sorry.
Raven: *walks up to door* For what? You're not the one who...
Beast Boy: No. I'm sorry that...he broke your heart.
Raven: I know it was all a lie, but he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't...creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.
Beast Boy: Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone Raven. But you're not.
Raven: *opens door, on verge of tears, and hugs Beast Boy tightly*
Me: YES! *does happy dance*
Raven: *throws me through the walls and out of the Tower*
Raven: *gets shot*
Beast Boy: *slams t-rex head into shooter; offers hand to Raven*
Raven: *lets Beast Boy help her up*
Raven, Beast Boy: *smile at each other*
Me: *takes breath*
Raven: I swear, if you say "sexual harassment..."
Me: *blinks innocently* Why no Raven! Why ever would you think that? I was gonna say...FLIRTATIOUSNESS!
Beast Boy: I'm American!
Raven: *smirks* You're welcome.
Me: You wanted your BB back!
Raven: There is a nice river I can drown you in right there...
Me: *British accent* RUN AWAY!
Beast Boy: I vote for Starfire.
Me: NO YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR RAVEN YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE!
Beast Boy: *sweatdrops*
Starfire: *explains what American history means*
Me: And to think they say the shows on now are "educational!"
Me: Nothing! No fourth wall here...
Starfire: Robin! You are unwrinkled! *flies up to Robin with hearts in her eyes and tackles him in a hug*
Me: Aw, you two should just get married already!
Mad Mod: *throws up peace sign as his pants fall down*
Raven: Okay. Really not something I needed to see.
Me: Yeah, you'd rather Beast Boy's pants fell down!
Raven: Yeah. He's not an old man.
Beast Boy: *faints*
Raven: You didn't think this one through, did you?
Me: *shakes head*
Raven: Didn't think so.
Raven: Two words; breath mints.
Me: For when you kiss him?
Cyborg: You followed us down here too?!
Me: Hasn't anybody ever wondered why Beast Boy swam the whole way? I was in his seat! Duh. *rolls eyes*
Cyborg: DOESN'T THAT DUDE HAVE ANY IDEAS OF HIS OWN?!
Me: Yeah. He had the idea to hack you and steal your blueprints.
Raven: Let me go!
Adonis: You're feisty!
Raven: Have any good freak outs lately?
Beast Boy: I just got sick of being pushed around. *walks away*
Raven: *stands at front of group and watches him go*
Me: Whoever's at the front has the most attachment! When Robin leaves, it's Starfire. When she leaves, it's Robin. Now when Beast Boy leaves...
Raven: You twist everything to suit you.
Beast Boy: *bumps into Raven and makes her drop her book*
Beast Boy: You better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry, and you're a jerk.
Me: BEAST BOY! You should have taken the apology; RAVEN DOESN'T APOLOGIZE AND IT WASN'T EVEN HER FAULT! DUDE!
Raven: Beast Boy?
Me: You went to check on him! How sweet!
Me: *from some random place* RAPE!
Cyborg: Seriously! Who the hell are you?
Beast: *"defending" Raven*
Me: Everyone who can't see his behavior patterns is blind. Or an idiot. Or just not observant. *coughs*ROBIN*coughs*
Cyborg: Because of the shapeshifting, his genetic code was always unstable. Maybe it's just...finally falling apart.
Beast Boy: Raven. She's gonna be alright, isn't she? I mean...she's not moving. What have I done?
Me: So...you hear your genetic code might be falling apart, and your first thought is that you're worried about Raven?
Cyborg: Not now, girl.
Me: You...you called me "girl?" Not "bitch," not "you," but..."girl?" Wow, this must be serious. *falls into solemn silence*
Adonis-Beast: *howls in victory*
Beast: *eyes widen; gets up*
Me: Translation; Adonis said "I'm gonna go rape Raven now, and you can't stop me."
Robin, Cyborg: -.-
Beast Boy: So...he was the one who hurt you, right? Not me?
Raven: He broke into the Tower to attack you, and wound up attacking me too.
Beast Boy: Uugh! I can't believe I ate meat. I acted like a jerk. I'm sorry.
Raven: You weren't yourself.
Beast Boy: Cyborg says the chemicals at the lab messed with my DNA. Unleashed something...primal.
Raven: And he gave you an antidote. You're better now.
Beast Boy: Yeah. But that thing...that beast...it came from of me. And it's still there, I can feel it.
Raven: Good. *sits beside him* If it wasn't for that beast, I might not be here right now. Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hm...maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on!
Raven: We're having a moment here. Don't ruin it.
Me: A moment indeed!
Raven: And you just ruined it.
Cyborg: This is messy? Girl, have you seen Beast Boy's room?
Me: It's messy 'cause Raven's emotions go haywire when they're—
Me: Heheh...never mind.
Cyborg: *screams like a little girl*
Me: *turns off voice recorder* Time to email the Titans network!
Robin: HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE'S EMAIL?!
Beast Boy: What? I'm not the one who fed him radioactive space berries.
Me: No...you're the one who adopted him and gave him to the girl who fed him radioactive space berries.
Beast Boy: ?
Raven: *holds bus against Silkie*
Killer Moth: Fly you worthless maggot, fly! *whips Silkie*
Raven: Starfire, now!
Raven: *eyes widen in shock*
Killer Moth: *lashes whip around Raven's wrists and shocks her*
Raven: *cries out and falls*
Me: Starfire, I blame you! Totally your fault on that one. And Killer Moth...I didn't know you were into S&M.
Killer Moth: *chokes on air*
Johnny Rancid: I got eaten.
Raven: So. Nasty.
Cyborg: Sweet! My leg!
Me: And my bazooka!
Raven: Fascinating. Can we go home now? I need a shower in the worst way.
Me: *playing with bazooka innocently while a nearby building has a suspicious smoking hole in it* You know, Beast Boy needs a shower too. If you showered together, the Titans would be eco-friendly!
Raven: *eyes are on fire*
Cyborg: When there's trouble you know what to do...CALL CYBORG! He can shoot a rocket from his shoe...'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!
Me: *sings along*
Cyborg: Yo! Get outta my car!
Me: *pouts* Spoilsport...
Beast Boy: Yeah, it's been totally lame here without you. Raven stinks at video games! It's like she's not even trying!
Raven: Just because you glued the controller to my hands doesn't mean I wanna play.
Beast Boy: *laughs*
Raven: *uses her powers to give him a wedgie*
Me: Beast Boy, Robin woulda played! Ooh and Raven, you wanted to see what BB's underwear looks like! That qualifies as...
Raven: Please don't say what I think you're going to say.
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Cyborg: *goes to play Gamestation with Mas and Menos*
Bumble Bee: *mad*
Me: You mad 'cause you didn't get to dance with Cyborg?
Bumble Bee: !!!!! Who are you?
Me: *Darth Vader voice* I AM YOUR FATHER! GIVE ME YOUR SKITTLES!
Bumble Bee: -.-'
Brother Blood: Oh you don't need to tell me... *gestures*
Me: RAPE ATTEMPT!
Robin: *grabs arrow out of air*
Beast Boy: *turns into a frog and swallows Bumble Bee*
Me: Jealous, Raven?
Sign: Alarm: Press only for emergencies
Robin's Note: This means you Beast Boy!
Beast Boy: *hits button*
Me: For like the bazillionth time...
Robin: *stares at camera as he runs by*
Robin: *stares at camera as he runs by*
Me: Haha what a doofus!
Monster: *slams rhino Beast Boy at Raven*
Me: You're hoping he changes back before he hits you! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Ad: New and improved zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone, and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to zinthos. Do not get zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, blue, zinthos.
Me: So...that involved in your period?
Raven: *blushes and puts hood up* No.
Control Freak: *nerd talk*
Raven: And in English?
Beast Boy: He's one seriously bad dude.
Me: OMG YOU ASKED BEAST BOY YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS EVOLVING! :D
Cyborg: Yo! This isn't Pokemon!
Me: Haha you play Pokemon! *snickers*
News Guy: TV literally rots your brains.
Raven: Told ya.
Me: OMG YOU'RE BOTH IN SUITS! YOU MATCH! Such a cute couple! :3
Raven, Beast Boy: WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!
Me: I will say what is said when I am at lunch accusing a guy I can't stand of being gay; that's what couples would say!
Me: Crap this fourth wall stuff is gonna kill me...AHK NO! THERE IS NO FOURTH WALL!
Control Freak: And I am your father!
Me: No you're not. I mean really. What chick would have sex with you without throwing you in jail for rape?
Control Freak: O.O ... *cries*
Drone: Identify. Your. Selves.
Beast Boy: *steals Raven's cloak*
Me: What? In front of all these people...and machines?
Beast Boy: Huh?
Me: Well, you were undressing her.
Beast Boy: *turns red, screams like a girl, and shifts into turtle form before hiding in his shell*
Control Freak: *easily defeats Starfire and Raven*
Me: SEX OFFENDER!
Raven: Why do you only yell "sexual harassment" when it's Beast Boy and me?
Me: 'Cause it bugs you!
Raven: So...there really isn't a lesson here.
Cyborg: *appears with woman* Yup. It was all completely meaningless.
Me: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHERE'S BUMBLE BEE?!
Me: *randomly while Robin packs* You gotta redecorate; this shit is BORING! Starfire will never wanna get laid in here!
Beast Boy: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: Happens to some of us more than others.
Me: How would you know? Spend a lot of time watching his butt?
Raven: Sounds like a plan. *sits on bed*
Me: Yo BB! Where's your hand?
Beast Boy: *looks down* Ah...oh no.
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Cyborg: *grabs Beast Boy's Robin belt*
Beast Boy: *pants fall down*
Me: *drops camera in disappointment* Aw man! You're still wearing your uniform! I was gonna get some pics for Raven...
Beast Boy: Raven sent you???
Me: Nah, I was just gonna give 'em to her whether she wanted 'em or not!
Raven: Well this is just disturbing.
Me: Yeah! You lost BB to the Robin suit!
Raven: ...Not what I meant.
Raven: *puts her feet up and opens her mouth to speak*
Me: Hey Beast Boy!
Beast Boy: *gulps* What?
Me: So Robin's uniform is like spandex right?
Cyborg, Starfire: *hide behind couch in case of battle*
Beast Boy: ...Yeah...
Me: So on a scale of 1 to 10...how hot do you think Raven is wearing it?
Beast Boy: *faints*
Raven: *turns red (from anger or embarrassment we will never be certain) and growls*
Dr. Light: *cracks whip at Robin*
Me: Oh, so you're a gay sadist?
Beast Boy: *puts arm around Raven* We put up tons of decorations!
Me: *opens mouth*
Raven: SAY NOTHING!
Me: *small voice* okay...
Cyborg: We got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy! You know you wanna smack it!
Me: ON THE BUTT!
Beast Boy: Come on Raven! I know you hate fun, but it's you birthday! It's special!
Me: Ooh, you look like you're trying to grab her—
Beast Boy: Terra took you down. WAY down.
Me: TO HELL!
Titans, Slade: o.O
Me: ...well she did!
Slade: *tears off Raven's cloak*
Raven: *stares at transformed world in horror*
Me: *takes a bunch of pics of Raven*
Raven: What do you think you're doing?
Me: Getting photos for Beast Boy!
Slade: *grabs Raven's arms* This is the future. Your future.
Me: MORE RAPE! *throws random chicken at Slade*
Chicken: BUCKAW! *squawks and flies away* BukbukbukbukbukbukbukBUCKAW!
Beast Boy: You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
Robin, Starfire, Cyborg: *in shock that he just said that*
Me: Aw! How sweet! And look! *squeals and points up above Raven and Beast Boy* Mistletoe!
Raven: ...That's lettuce.
Beast Boy: *runs by with hearts in his eyes*
Me: *"accidentally" trips him*
Beast Boy: *falls onto Raven*
Me: Meant to be!
Raven: Evil beware; we have waffles.
Me: *eats waffles*
Cyborg: *cries in a corner*
Beast Boy: Okay. Before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault!
Me: You assume they'll blame you? Meh, you're probably right.
Cyborg: Sarasim, if this doesn't go well, there's something I need to tell you. Something I should have said before...
Sarasim: *kisses his cheek* You already have.
Me: No, fool! He was gonna say that he's got a girlfriend, and she will kick your ass from here to...well, the present.
Cyborg: QUIT MESSIN' WITH MY LIFE!
Cyborg: *slashes aside monsters*
Craw: *bats aside warriors*
Beast Boy: Hello? Does the word "I'm a vegetarian" mean anything to you?
Me: That's actually three words...
Raven: Uh, won't you get fired?
Me: Worried about him and his job?
Raven: Worried that he'll mope around the Tower complaining.
Bob #???????????: Ooh, that sure is wet.
Me: DUH! It's called water.
Beast Boy: Giant worms?
Raven: Uh, don't think so.
Me: How is it, in any way, possible to mistake three fat spaceships for giant worms?!
Val Yor: Raven, Beast Boy, man the blasters.
Raven: Can I blast whoever I want?
Me: What kinda blasters OMG RAVEN AND BEAST BOY ARE DOING THE SAME THING are there any extra blasters I WANNA BLAST!
Raven: ...And everyone thought I was talking about blasting Beast Boy.
Val Yor: Heh. Remind me to stay on your good side.
Me: You have no idea...
Val Yor: I don't need any help from a stupid troq.
Me: OH YO' BITCH YO' ASKIN' FO' IT! COM'ERE! *tries to punch Val Yor and hops back, shaking fist* Oooww! What are you, spawn of Superman?
Beast Boy: Val Yor said he's never seen anything like me!
Raven: Yeah. Most people haven't.
Me: I HAVE! And Raven, you've seen more of him than...everyone else...*trails off*
Raven: *death glare*
Me: *runs away*
Beast Boy: Did we blow up yet?
Raven: Yup. That's why you're still talking.
Me: *points to Raven* Now that is logic!
Raven: Flattery won't help you.
Me: DAMN IT!
Beast Boy: Never doubted her for a second! *ambushes Raven from behind in a hug*
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Me: Well, I can't get on your good side...
Starfire: *says something profound about judgement*
Me: Damn straight!
Beast Boy: Slade kicks butt, take 304.
Me: You can count that high?
Beast Boy: Yes!
Me: Huh. "Cause I thought we were on 312...
Slade: You were sent here to destroy the Earth.
Robin: What are you planning?
Slade: I'm not planning anything. I'm—
Me: FOLLOWING TRIGON'S PLAN!
Beast Boy: Dude! Spoiler alert!
Raven: *walks into room*
Me: *disguised as ghost-skeleton-monk* The glow stick was born of Trigon and some Azarathian chick named Arella...the glow stick will die to let him come and turn the earth into hell. He sends his resurrected minion Slade to do his dirty work because he's too lazy, he tells Slade to deliver messages to his daughter Raven, he's so stereotypical because he wants to destroy the world and conquer the universe!
Raven: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!
Me: ...? Won't you go to jail?
Raven: IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!
Me: Ah shit!
Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy: *desperately fighting ghosts*
Me: Uh, Robin? Don't you have like, freeze discs or something?
Robin: Yeah, but that would make this seem like a totally easy battle.
Me: You'd rather almost die?!
Robin: *throws disc and makes ghosts die*
Me: Ooh shiny...
Beast Boy: That was my first thought! Besides "I'm gonna die!"
Cyborg: I'm gettin' a serious déjà vu vibe here.
Beast Boy: Not only that, but something about this place seems really familiar.
Me: *Googles déjà vu and shows results to Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: Oh.
Robin: YOU GET WIFI DOWN HERE?!
Me: Yup. I hacked Cyborg's.
Robin: Where's the gem?
Slade: Not here.
Me: DUH! Tell us something they don't know! Like that the gem is RAVEN!
Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy: O.O
Cyborg: I can't tell if she's kidding or not...
Slade: You know, I actually like working for someone else. It lets me be a little more...hands on.
Me: Hands on. Hands on what? Duh!
MAH EPIC DREAM OF EPICNESS!
Random Guy: *holding bag of fish that are glowing green* Would you like some sushi?
Me: I don't want your radioactive sushi!
Me: *notices a walrus that is glowing green in the corner* O.O
Random Guy: ...that suspiciously glowing walrus is not mine...
That was a real dream I had...yeah...SUSPICIOUS WALRUS! XD
...that's my phrase. All mine.
My Nightmare (deja vu...is this already up somewhere?)
I have had exactly one nightmare. Ever. It never repeated, and I never had any others, but I never forgot. I was four years old...
I dreamed there was a giant scorpian in my bed. It grabbed my leg and stabbed me in the heart.
I "woke up."
I saw my parents hanging from the ceiling of my room right above my bed; dead, torn open, bloody, and spilling their guts onto me.
I "woke up."
A man was holding a gun to my head. He pulled the trigger and I saw my brains blown across the bed.
I actually woke up. Did I scream? Did I run for help? Did I even turn on the light? Nope, I just fell back asleep.
Four years old.
And people wonder why my mind is fucked up, why I LIKE gore, why I'm not squeamish about anything (I sang Pocketful of Sunshine as I squeezed a sheep heart, waved it in my ex-friend's face, and disected it. She ran to the bathroom) and why I don't get scared.
Well I guess I'm screwed up for life now.
Because shit like that?
It stays with you.
SUSPICIOUS WALRUS UPDATE: Yes I am this obsessed with my suspicious walrus. I drew it! Yup. For like a WEEK I've been working on it, and now I'm about to color it! Now which shade of green screams "radioactive" louder...?
SUSPICIOUS WALRUS UPDATE: Make that a few weeks...I'm ready to color! Yayz!
SUSPICIOUS WALRUS UPDATE: I izsh done! :D
Picking out my courses for next year.
THEY ALL SUCK.
Seasonal Message (brought to you by Skies):
HAPPY FOURTH! WOOT STUFF GETTING BLOWN UP IS OFFICIAL CELEBRATION! YEAH! I mean...go USA?
IT'S THE YEAR OF THE END OF THE WORLD! Aka the time at which the Mayans got lazy, but that we (for some random, unknown reason) interpreted as a sign that the end is near, because we all know that the Mayans could accurately predict the future. That's why they're still a thriving culture, not a dead tribe that only has descendants -.-
See my point there?
6/13: I see my friends for the first time since school was let out! At my friend's epic horse farm!
6/20: Movies with my epic friend! YEAH!
Hey! Watcha lookin' down here for? I haven't planned this far ahead! In fact, it's surprising that I planned at all.
Unsafe External Link