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Okay so i don't really know what i should write on here. i guess i will just say hi or something. HI!!!!!! or something...?

Okay so (omg i just realized that i start almost everything with "okay so"... to see evidence look above) i like songs...that have words and music that involve instruments...

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night

my friends aren't the ones who are imaginary. the friendship between you and i is.

la-la-la-la-la-la- sing the happy song

Cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skimmy!!!!!!!

(What was written above is an inside joke...)

Fave Books!

1. hush, hush (the series)

2. Vampire academy (the series)

3. Mortal Instruments

4. Infernal Devices

5. Fallen

6. Marked series

7. Unleash the Night

8. Twilight saga

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

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Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,105 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Alone in Darkness, Together in Death by Wile E. Coyote reviews
A short poem about Sadako Yamamura and Samara Morgan.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
It's Not The Same Without You by blacknails512 reviews
Au/Ah A little oneshot about how Alec deals with Magnus being in Iraq. Dedicated to my friend Jess.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Run by Nixing a Rose reviews
Chase that pathetic dream of yours, boy. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
That Bane by blacknails512 reviews
Magnus Bane annoys a client with all his talk about Alec. Pure crack. No longer a oneshot. But you should still R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Blue eyed angel by MrsMailJeevas reviews
Late at night Matt stares down at sleeping Mello and spills his mind. Mello, his blue eyed angel...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete