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Hello everyone. Thank you for your time. I really appreciate that you're reading this!

My current project is: A Play With Words

I plan to write this story regularly until finished. If I start to become lazy and stop updating, feel free to send me a scathing message. Yes, swearing and name calling will be acceptable.

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Go, Soccer Player, Go! by anad reviews
Hikaru only ever wanted to play soccer. Then he met Sai, a go-playing ghost from the Heian period.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 114,353 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hikaru S.
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
Trapped in Mirrors by Ramen God reviews
All he had wanted to do was put some flowers out for Sirius. Now, though, Harry is trapped in a world so similar and yet so different from his own, trying desperately to stay away from superhuman kids, certain psychopathic jesters, and some rather disturbing assassins, all the while searching for a way to get back home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,244 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/29/2014
Heaven and Hell by Abundant E reviews
She loved him, despite knowing what he would become. He was her brother, her older brother, the one she went to with her problems. Yet there are enemies everywhere, there are expectations. The weight of the village rests in the balance. OC, Self Insert, Semi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,496 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., OC - Complete
The Last Archangel by inukagome15 reviews
No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,743 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen. HIATUS: Overwhelmed with end-of-school grading. Be back on June 15th, 2014. Sorry guys!
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 140,764 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hero Complex by abbyepic reviews
When muggle Kate Foster first met Harry Potter, he saved her...by breaking her fall. She knew then and there that he had a major hero complex. "I hope that you don't make a habit of this saving people thing. You aren't very good at it." She didn't know that he was a wizard, or that he was destined to save the world. Very slight Harry/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,601 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 5,975 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
After Death by ArtisansMuse reviews
It seems that what awaits us after death isnt heaven or hell but another world in itself by the name of the Soul Society. Sakura has died due to her own mistakes, now how will she deal with this new world and life?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,813 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hooked by Silent Scribe reviews
The story of Rin, her one love, and Sesshomaru's determination to make it otherwise. Final chapter: "Fin."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Meet The Lupins by SweetDeamon reviews
"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,217 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
Hinting at Magic by Modern Artifact reviews
7 yrs after HPDH. Alice McNally, witty Oxford graduate, gets herself into trouble with the Ministry of Magic for writing a book on a hypothetical magical world; an alternate history is revealed via her dreams. Includes Malfoys, Blaise Zabini, & many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,778 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Caught In A Ladder by Sinnatious reviews
A chance encounter with Ogata and a slip of the tongue turns Hikaru into a victim of Sai's success. What is he supposed to do when even the truth won't save him?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,337 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 343 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
A Play With Words reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,866 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC