NewbiaTheElf
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Joined 02-23-03, id: 347366, Profile Updated: 09-01-08
Author has written 13 stories for Neopets, Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Harry Potter, Code Lyoko, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Teen Titans, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will.

Also, I lose the game.

I was 11 when I started this fanfiction account. Now I'm nearly 17. I hope my writing has improved somewhat since then.

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Whiskey by opalish reviews
A man, Mal thinks, shouldn’t ought to get so turned around and dizzy, not on account of a woman. MalRiver oneshot, postBDM.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006 - River, Mal - Complete
The Second Story by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
Volume the 2nd in the K. Baudelaire Chronicles. Sunny is kidnapped, and it's up to Klaus and Co. to find her. Will Sunny ever be rescued? Is V.F.D. gone forever? And why is this mysterious woman so determined to get revenge on Klaus? Read and find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,207 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! by Super Shayde reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Formerly, Elastigirl? by littlesoprano reviews
Bob isn't the only one having an identity crisis.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
After All: By K Baudelaire by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
A decade after the end of ASoUE, Klaus believes he can find his sisters when a newspaper article reports a sighting of two of the infamous "Baudelaire Butchers". Is everything finally going to be normal for Klaus? {Now Finished!}
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,480 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
The Broken Victory by Kate Lynn reviews
{DONE!} What drove Hogwarts' most brilliant student to become its greatest foe? Step into a mind that has failed to see past the darkness, and watch the chilling memories that were poured into Tom Riddle's diary resurface...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,377 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Plot Parody! by WickerB reviews
“No! I’m-” the Powerpuff Girl ripped off her large head, revealing – “WORMTAIL!” (Finished)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Harry P.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Sweetheart reviews
The Joker explains how he got his scars, and we learn how the Batman got his. Joker/Harley Quinn, Bruce Wayne/Rachel Dawes, light Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Christmas Dinner for the Blacks reviews
It's another winter break for a young Sirius Black, and that means another agonizing Christmas party at Grimmauld Place. But he's not the only one with a lot of stuff on his mind, as his cousins Andromeda and Bellatrix would agree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Gloves reviews
The Titans meet a family of superheroes that don't fight crime.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Career Advice reviews
An ordinary day in the life of Narcissa Black, aside from the fact she is fifth year and about to take her career advice session.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Narcissa M., Sirius B.
Saving Someone reviews
A monologue of Kit as she is caught in a fire. (Takes place shortly after book 7 but contains spoilers for GG.)
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004
Transcript Of An Event reviews
How Daniel Handler came to be Lemony Snicket's representative.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004
Twins reviews
How Aelita deals with life in the real world. Please review.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004
Movie Review: Jelly Blobs of Doom reviews
A movie reviewgame guide to Jelly Blobs Of Doom
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
Bill Nye the Science Guy Behind the Scenes! reviews
A look at everyone's favorite scientist whose initials are BN, as he tries to save the world. This story is being updated, with all the chapters being re-written. So far updated: Chapter 11
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003
A Shoulder to Lean On reviews
Lily "hates" James, but after he comforts her after tragedy, she may just change her mind...enjoy your fluffernutter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/2/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A lot more of Snape then I EVER wanted to see reviews
A selected excerpt of Lily Evans' diary, written shortly after the events of Snape's Worst Memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Slightly Overeactive People reviews
Moaning Myrtle,and how she died,from her point of view. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P.
Nina the Shoyru reviews
This is my very first Fanfic on FF.net, kept purely for nostalgic value. I wrote this when I was around 11, I believe.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003