Author has written 22 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Last Unicorn, Gilligan's Island, Harry Potter, Holes, Chicago!, and Bridge to Terabithia.
"Of course...that was beFORE the llamas even got there. After that, forget it."
-Sterling after Llama Mama day at the petting zoo
Sandi: Let's get out of here while there's still time to walk. Running for your life is so geeky.
Tiffany: Ohh. Wind. Hair.
Lorelai: There are only two things in this world that I trust completely. The fact that I will never understand Charo no matter how long she stays in this country, and you.
Rory: Hopefully not in that order.
Movie: Mean Girls
Janis: We crack Gretchen Weiners, we crack Regina George.
Damien: Say "crack" again.
Elise: (notices Kathy is messing up her cookie) Kathy! What the freak! This is MY cookie! (slings frosting at her)
Kathy: Ewwww! Stop it!
Elise: That's what you get!
Kathy: (licking off frosting) ...you are not cool. You were never cool.
Elise: (to camera) You're right. ...(to kathy) I NEVER WAS!
Books--anything about old movies; Harry Potter; Ranma 1/2; The Secret Life of Bees; the Bible
TV--Roseanne, Daria, Gilmore Girls, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Saved By the Bell, Xena: Warrior Princess, 30 Rock
State: I'm a New Yorker, and proud of it, I have to say.
Mrs. Banks is the best character ever. Babe Ruth is amazing.
I am an L/Z shipper, so if you aren't, ship out!