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Joined 02-23-03, id: 347448
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
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Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fear and Loathing in Romania by FalseEyelashes reviews
Tonks is begrudgingly sent to Romania to fetch Charlie Weasley and bring him back to the Order. Everything that can go wrong manages to and the two find themselves running for their lives, without magic, from both Death Eaters and the Muggle police and so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,178 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 7/30/2004 - N. Tonks
The Osiris Song by mnemosyne23 reviews
COMPLETED! When Fleur is faced with a tragic loss, she takes it upon herself to see the matter set right, and the danger be damned. BillFleur, with hints of RH. Rated for violent images, sensuality and a little language. Final 2 chaps. uploaded June 8
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,665 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
The Woeful Tale of Princess Dirtyfishydishiel by Caraid reviews
A modern girl falls into Middle-earth and is forced to be the pleasure-slave of Gimli! Aragorn has recurring bouts of the hiccups! Actually, it's a randomly generated plot from a random ficplot generator! Humor/Parody AU. Enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Gimli, Aragorn
Entrapment by Phoenix23531 reviews
complete Legolas is haunted by an old taunt, and has to face all the peoples of Middle Earth. Of course, this is a perfect situation for some long-deserved revenge!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Legolas - Complete
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Balrog's Lament by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Even Balrogs can be useful if you’ve been captured by an insane writer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Meteorology reviews
We'll have this argument twelve times a day until this heatwave dies. Who could ask for anything more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D.
Lay of the Werewolf reviews
There’s a story I know about the first Werewolf. It's not a happy story..." Remus tells the Lay of the Werewolf - the story of the first werewolf, and how it affected him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Remus L.
Maybe, Baby reviews
It’s not like I walked up to Charlie and said “Hi, Mr good-with-children-and-animals, wanna go halves on a baby?” If only because I couldn’t say that kind of thing with a straight face. Nymphadora Tonks ruminates on life, love, and what's going to happe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2005 - N. Tonks
Thoughts reviews
Eomer's thoughts about Eowyn riding to war with the Rohirrim
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003
First Flight reviews
20 years after the end of the Ring War, Eowyn watches her daughter leave home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Eowyn
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