Neon Crazy Kitty
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Joined 11-29-11, id: 3475073, Profile Updated: 06-17-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

My real name is Andrea but you can call me Neon Kitty or just Kitty. I'm a HUGE Naruhina and a Sasunaru fan.Eh... I'm 13 and I once started writing a book but I gave up when I reached the middle. I wrote only two stories here on FanFiction! One is a SasuNaru Yaoi and the other one is a SasuFemNaru!

Now I'm more on a site called Quotev! It's amazing! And I posted two stories there if you want to read them! I would love to give you the link but stupid FanFiction won't let me! Another reason why I prefer Quotev! Anyways you can try find me. My name there is Andrea and I have a Sasuke Love Story there called I HATE YOU!...I think... and one that I just started, it's a Kiba and Sasuke love triangle and it's called Let my heart decide? Hmph, it's not that easy...

Oh and yeah! I changed my profile name from D3A_D3VIL to Neon Crazy Kitty! So don't get confused!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Am I In The Naruto Universe! by mitsuki1313 reviews
SasukeXoc sasuoc WTF just happened! One minute I'm at Wendy's eating a frosty then everything gets blurry and I start hearing the Japanese song ROCKS by Hound Dog! Next thing I knew I was in some apartment with a balcony that had a view of the hokage mo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,207 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sasuke U.
Don't Unplug Me by lovemahBF reviews
After a heated argument with his controlling boyfriend, Sai, Naruto gives him a taste of his own medicine and kisses a humanoid! Now what will he do when he wakes up the handsome humanoid who will stop at nothing to have him? Sainaru and Sasunaru. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Masks by lovemahBF reviews
Konoha Private, a school for upper demons who are of the highest social class and power. So when the mysterious new, human student shows up it causes quite a riot. With all this there's the added confusion of rumors of the Kyuubi's host coming to school.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love and Justice by lovemahBF reviews
Temporary Hiatus, WILL return: Sasuke Uchiha, a big shot lawyer in the big apple. Breaking peoples hearts left and right, Sasuke never had to work for love. Until a spicy hot soon-to-be divored blonde walked into his office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Confession of a liar by ChosenMibhar reviews
Sakura confessed her love to Naruto. Naruto accepted it even though he knew it was bogus. Years later, Sakura has become his wife but this happy ending is turning into a fairytale rundown. The reason? Sasuke comes back. No Character Bashing. Pro-Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yamanaka Sisters' by Ninja99 reviews
When Inoichi and Ino were walking, they found a blonde haired girl on the streets. They take her in, and treat her as their own. FemNaru, Naruko, HighSchool Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,172 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fourteen by Shirahane Aikawa reviews
An ordinary smalltown girl Naruto, whose life is about to change with the arrival of her childhood friends Sasuke and Itachi. She embarks on a romantic adventure that turns into a disaster as she faces an unwanted pregnancy and unrequited Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,188 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kitsune Delivery by hiki-is-doomed reviews
Sasuke doesn't like ramen at all but when this cute little blonde boy mistakenly delivered a ramen order at his door,then he knew,he can't get enough of him.Oh boy,that blonde's cosplay suits him. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sastacious by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Sasuke's working at a new club dring the night and wants to share it with Naruto. But will him taking the blonde there for a night of partying, catch more then Sasuke's eyes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forbidden Love by Babyuknowme13 reviews
It started with the accidental kiss. Suddenly, he can't get him out of his mind. When they meet at the training grounds, flames burn, stars fly, and bodies meet. No one can understand their love, but it don't matter Only his eyes burning his own! hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hidden Strength by rainieForest reviews
HAITUS! Early in the morning, Uzumaki Nanoha was training deep within the Forest of Death... R&R FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Three Relay Challenges by Darkflowerofheaven reviews
Every Year 1 team gets chosen to go against each other in three challenges. This year an unexpected team is chosen and unexpected results happen at the end. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naru Uzumaki, a Kunoichi's tail by Babyuknowme13 reviews
Being taken as an apprentice is a good thing. Even if it's to a demonic overlord with 9 tails. What's a blonde to do in a world of espionage, love, betrayol and adventure? Kick major ass, of course! Read well reader,, because this fic is hot! FemnaruxKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,841 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Party at Sakuras by Darkflowerofheaven reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are invited to sakura's house for a little party sasuke thinks this day will be horrible, Will it? or will it not? YAOI DONT LIKE DONT READ! Sasunaru a little sakura and hinata bashing not alot i like hinata a little bit
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Existed by Taemei reviews
SasuNaru. After another mission gone wrong, an angry Sasuke finally snaps at Naruto and wishes something he doesn't mean. What happens when his wish comes true, and the damage that is done might be impossible to reverse. -First Four Chaps Edited-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Want You To Love Me by Ninja99 reviews
When Naruto goes to a new school...with snobby rich kids, he faces ALOT more challenges. Ahh hell. FemSasuNaru Also on Mitsuki1313's profile! CHECK IT OUT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trapped by havenoclue reviews
Naruto trapped in this impossible relationship with Sasuke. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Long Week by Bianca Cai reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's hormones have been acting up a lot more than usual lately. So what happens when the two have to spend one week together? Will they confess their feelings for eachother, or drive themselves crazy instead. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inside The Box by Ninja99 reviews
After the incidents in Suna, Naruto has banned Naruko to leaving the house. But one day, a rival of Naruto's decides to stop by and finds something he wasn't expecting. "Dobe?" SasuNaruko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forever Mine by SasunaruTLA reviews
Immortals are forever alone and forever cold,searching for the one who shares their mark,who can make immortality warmer.Marked ones are different and beautiful,they are the only ones who can love the immortals,and they're the only ones *ON HOLD*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,951 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Accident Into Reality by Ninja99 reviews
When Naruto and Sasuke got into an accident and nearly kissed, it turns real. SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
High School Sucks by Ninja99 reviews
When the girl comes to school and ignores the 'Fantastic Four', they all far for her. But will she love them back? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not The Cheating Kind by milkchocolatehot64 reviews
Sasuke thinks Naruto is cheating on him. He comfronts him and says some nasty things. he soon finds out he was wrong. Can he find Naruto and apologize to him before it's too late? possible sakura bashing. will be a two or threeshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Broken Promise by Itachi-Luver1342 reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke promise he won't leave to orochimaru for power, but he goes anyway. Now its 3 years later and narutos almost given up when thy suddenly get some hopeful news...FemNaruSasu NOT A LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: T - Norwegian - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Key to My Heart by Jelp reviews
Find the right key to open up someone’s heart and everything else will fall into place. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not So Bad by hiki-is-doomed reviews
Naruto,a village boy was given an opportunity to study at Leaf Academy and under the care of his benefactors, the Uchihas. SasuNaru ItaNaru AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Henge is Troublesome by FoxyGirl0413 reviews
Naruto is a girl but uses henge so everyone thinks she's a guy. It was all going fine until the genin teams were picked. Now she has to deal with protecting her secret when at the same time falling hard for a certain Uchiha. ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,861 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nagareboshi by CityKyu reviews
Naruto has been forced to leave Japan to live with his mother in England. The dramatic change in the young 16 year olds life makes for an interesting story with a mixture of love, hurt, humor and much more. Main: SasuNaru Side: SaiNaru, lemon, language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Want To Be a Father by Taemei reviews
SasuNaru. Mpreg. “I want…” Sasuke sighed; he might as well just say it there was no use hiding it any longer. Looking up into Naruto’s eyes he continued. “I want a baby Naruto… I want to know what it’s like to be a father.” -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Watch Me When I Fall by straightjacket-FEELING reviews
You can’t control who you fall in love with, no matter how hard you try. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Eighteenth Birthday by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke dared Sakura to give him what he wants for his eighteenth birthday after she won’t stop bugging him from it. What happens…when the kunoichi actually granted his ‘wish’? Late birthday fic for Sasuke-teme! SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, bondage, OOC, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hung Over You by Deidara-Danna-sama reviews
Sasuke gets drunk and decides to call Naruto...what could possibly go wrong? Stupidity, a drunk Sasuke, mild language, and fluff. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cherry Delight by Deidara-Danna-sama reviews
Sweet little Naruto goes and buys some lollipops for Sasuke and gets more than he bargained for.Oneshot SasuNaru yummy goodness and some sexual implications
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hearts on a Platter by Deidara-Danna-sama reviews
Sakura has decided to go after the object of her obsessions, but what can she do if he's already taken? SasuNaru, terribly onesided SasuSaku, light Sakura bashing. /sorrynotsorry/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Learning A New Jutsu by VadMustang reviews
The guys have been helping Naruto and teaching him more jutsu technics, but Naruto use them to his own advantage. Warning: yaoi! sex scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Best Friend by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke met Naruto when they were four, and they became friends ever since. One day, they were parted, but they never forgot about each other. What happen when they met each other again twelve years later? SasuNaru, Saix? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,614 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prince's Attendant by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
To avoid being sentenced to death, Naruto made an agreement with the prince, Sasuke. The deal was Sasuke would have him as his personal attendant in exchange for his life. SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, AU, OOC, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruko by themadanimeotaku reviews
The Life Story of Naruko Uzumaki -Female Version of Naruto Uzumaki- , and how Naruko ends up falling for the man she really despised. An AU story, rated M for violence, swearing, lemons in later chapters and much more. NaruXSasuke Story. Not Yaoi guys!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Love is a Lie, let Me Love You, Naruto by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
The two best friends, Sasuke and Naruto, both have their own love lifes; Sasuke with Sakura and Naruto with Sai. They however, had been smelling something fishy going on with their lovers. SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku, SaiNaru and SaiSaku. AU, OOC, fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll write back if you will by CityKyu reviews
What is this strange address that Naruto Uzumaki finds on the web. 'I'll write to it and find out' He thinks. Lemon later, sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
All My Heart by LadydemonLyn reviews
Better Summary inside.High School Fic. Mostly SasuNaru other pairings inside. Naruto and Sasuke's last year of high school. Love is stalking everyone. LEMONS Cussing Currently editing all chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,101 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Touch Me Numbly by darkalbino reviews
After Sasuke wakes up from a two week coma, one of the firsts things he manages to do is get a certain blonde boy to hate the hell out of him. More specifically, get rejected by him. And how will that get turned around? full summary inside, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I am your classmate by CityKyu reviews
Naruto is a new student at konoha high, what happens when he and sasuke sart forming a bond? SasuNaru yaoi lemon rated m for later chapters UPDATE: Sorry everyone I just read this story over again and I realised that i was missing a chapter so read it now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twas the Night by Erisabesu reviews
SasuNaru. "It was too damn early for this." Some Fluff and Romance, because it was asked of me, lol. YAOI. Christmas fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best of Times With SasuNaru by Bianca Cai reviews
A bunch of miniature SasuNaru stories. Some stories are fluffy, some are yaoi, some are funny and some are even crunchy. Each one like a little treat! Enjoy my incessant ramblings...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Silver Kunai by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto keeps making trades up from a single silver kunai until he can finally get what his heart desires... SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talent Show by SasunaruTLA reviews
Naruto Uzamaki had a beautiful voice, that no one knew about. He lost a bet and now has to be in Konoha's yearly talent show. What happens? by the way, there is Sasunaru in here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate that I Love You by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke is a new student in Konoha Private School. He became attracted to his first friend there, Naruto. He then swore to himself he would claim the blond no matter what... SasuNaru, yaoi, AU, OOC, slight fluff, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will You Love Me, Dobe? by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nameless Desires by Jelp reviews
Naruto looked at Sasuke, 'I want to know why,' Naruto's voice lowered to barely a whisper, 'why on that night did you tie me up and pound into me so relentlessly...' SasuNaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Plushie Power by FastForward reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for a year, and the blond panics when the Uchiha tells him he has a surprise for him for their oneyear. Naruto needs to find him a present, but has no idea what it should be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oreo Cookies by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru] 'We're done twisting, right? So now we lick.' A small drabble in which Naruto teaches Sasuke how to eat an orea cookie, and where Sasuke has trouble chasing away his perverted thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fun By The Campfire by darkalbino reviews
What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tonight's My Eternity by Tainted Dreams 03 reviews
AU: Life's never really been fair for Uchiha Sasuke. But when faced with love, his sickness pushes it all away. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,124 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Hearts by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eat My Chocolate! by YaoiYaoiYeah reviews
SasuNaru Valentine WAFFy. Naruto makes chocolate for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love confessions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto yell out their differences until a love confession emerges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The cookie by Leenad reviews
Naruto has cookies. Sasuke took one. Fluff, SxN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silent Treatment by Apple Addiction reviews
Sasuke is tired of Naruto's constant chattering so he demands Naruto to shut up. And Naruto did just that. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
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Naruko Goes To High School! reviews
Naruko goes to Konoha High School. There she meets Sasuke! First, they are enemies, then they are friends! And finally they are a couple! But what happens when Sasuke messes up? You have to read to find out! PS: BTW I'm not good at writing summaries!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,422 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
I LOVE YOU! reviews
After a lot of confusing events, Sasuke and Naruto finally get together! But what will happen when somebody interferes? You have to read to see! XD Oh and yeah, lots of fluff and very long lemon at the end!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,856 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete