CleverCalamity
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Joined 11-29-11, id: 3476081
Author has written 2 stories for A Midsummer's Night Dream, and Parodies and Spoofs.
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Harry Potter and the Werewolf Chronicles by icecoldfairy reviews
While hunting Fenirir Greyback, Harry was ready for anything the werewolf could throw at him. However, he wasn't expecting to run into two aggressive hunters and one emotionally constipated angel. To be fair, they weren't the worst companions he could have come across. Then again, they certainly weren't the best either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Dean W.
Shadows & Roses by hellbutterfly91 reviews
Sora has suddenly been thrown into an arranged marriage with Honey Haninozuka after years of being friends with him and Mori. Transferring from her stuffy British school to Ouran Academy she finds herself befriended by the Host Club. What happens when she finds that not only is she falling for Kyoya but that the Shadow King is falling for her too?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 128,925 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Night Time Escapades by AnimationNut reviews
All James wanted was a midnight snack. But as usual, what he managed to get himself was trouble.
Sofia the First - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - James, Baileywick - Complete
The Closet by YetAnotherFan2010 reviews
Nobody talks to Jasper at school, even Edward, because he's different. But inside the hospital closet, Edward and Jasper could become friends... EPOV. AH. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,359 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Reverse Reverse Trap? by KawaiiBoushi reviews
"Sempai, you could never pass for a girl." Challenge ACCEPTED! Can Tamaki fool the student body into believing he's a girl for a whole week? Are gender-swapping antics the only way to get two star-crossed cross-dressers to realize their feelings for each other? Only one way to find out... T for suggestive scenarios and mild language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Profiling International by DoctorKilljoy reviews
Post Reichenbach Fall. Dr. Spencer Reid is called to London to profile a crime in which the suspect has committed suicide. Little does Reid know that this means he must profile Sherlock Holmes, and that he could be in for more trouble than he had originally anticipated.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,381 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - S. Reid, DI Lestrade - Complete
Antagonize Me by LyricalKris reviews
Anger is an easier mask to wear than the true emotions it might cloak. Jasper is a very angry young man. Misery loves company. Maybe that's why he's intent on dragging Carlisle with him. Maybe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6059 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chasing Squirrels by SevandArty reviews
Sirius is in Ireland on the run from the Ministry of Magic. He meets an odd fellow in the oddest way...oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sirius B., Skulduggery P.
Good Nights Stories by BradenIsMyMonkey reviews
Toki is sick and the rest of the band agree to spend some time with him and tell him a story. Hey, it was either that or work on the new album.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
Brother's by SHolmes4 reviews
Random clips from when Sherlock and Mycroft where growing up along with some present day... Pretty much insight into their brotherly relationship platonic and some John stuff as well. might have S/J if you squint... rating changed for drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 48,832 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
When Can I See You Again? by sadtomato reviews
Jasper's been out and proud for 15 years. What happens when he meets Carlisle, who is just stepping out of the closet for the first time? Voted First Place in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest 2.0!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
You're Acting Like A Girl by Fifi le Jinx reviews
Tony's locked himself in his room because of an incident at school that involved Rudolph. Well, to him it's an incident. For Rudolph, it's just troublesome.
Little Vampire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tony T., Rudolph S. - Complete
Loose tooth by Dreaming Maya reviews
Tony has a wobbly tooth, his mum isn't that concerned ... so why is Rudolph? Slash oneshot RudolphXTony
Little Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Tony T., Rudolph S. - Complete
The Seal of Silent Hill by Crimson1 reviews
Sam, Dean, and Castiel go to Silent Hill. Set during Season 4 of Supernatural, Castiel sent Sam and Dean to investigate the location of a seal about to be broken. Little do they know what horrors await them. Horror/Gen, with multiple endings!
Crossover - Silent Hill & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,264 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Pyramid Head, Dean W.
Limitations of Virtue by CorvidaeTigris reviews
Clopin is once again in prison, only this time someone has a very intriguing idea to get him out. Leads to a tale interwoven with politics, sex, and power in a world on the edge of metamorphosis. Adult themes implied; M rating for 3rd chapt only.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Clopin
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Impure Thoughts by oh-jeez-louise reviews
Carlisle, the son of a minister, is struggling with his thoughts about men. Carlisle seeks the help of Jasper a hot therapist who makes his thoughts worse. Can Carlisle accept who he is when his beliefs have taught him that he's nothing but a sinner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper
Armand vs Lestat by Felice09 reviews
Armand and Lestat will never be bff's. But they could at least try to get along! When they don't, something like this happens. Just an ordinary day on Night Island.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,658 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Vampfan001 and Tony'sbestfriend by Dreaming Maya reviews
“Have my rugged good looks captured your men-liking heart and-” I was cut off as Tony pushed me, turning and stomping away.“Sh-shut up Ru! You completely wish!” The Little Vampire yaoi slash TonyXRudolph
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Tony T., Rudolph S. - Complete
The Bite of the Bard by Felice09 reviews
Louis and Lestat become embroiled in a shakespeare quote off with the rest of the coven. Tensions fray, Armand pawns David Talbot, Lestat buys sniffer dogs, Marius gets some lovin'. All part of a regular day on Night Island!
Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Clopin's Wake Up Call by Lone Warrior2 reviews
Based off a Fan art by Cripsy-Gypsy off deviantart. Clopin has a rude awakening by a cute little predator. Please read and review, and for the love of ice cream view the fan art! Rated for three swear words and one tiny joke children wouldn't get*ONESHOT*
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
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Dear Vampires
A poem I wrote for school about how I feel about the current vampire fad.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream reviews
I wrote this modern story book version of AMND for English class and really liked how it turned out so I decided to put it on here. It is rather short and I omitted several characters but I really like it.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete