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Joined 11-29-11, id: 3476345, Profile Updated: 03-05-15
Author has written 32 stories for Sherlock, Luther, Pushing Daisies, Supernatural, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Community, Avengers, Fate/stay night, Thor, and Tsukihime.

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Operation Stars and Stripes by pretend-to-care reviews
So Coulson's been hearing rumors that somebody found something in the Arctic bearing a striking resemblance to his favorite superhero...but Nick Fury's in no hurry to let him in on it. Kind of adorable Coulson fanboying. Pre-Avengers and technically, pre-Captain America. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Moczo reviews
Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Saber - Complete
tête à tête by yesmilady reviews
Moriarty and Mycroft have an eye to eye inside an interrogation chamber. Prompt!fill for a sexually aggressive Jim. Warnings: Allusions to torture and sexual assault. One sided Moriarty/Mycroft and one sided Moriarty/Sherlock mentioned .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
Of orders and games and orders hidden in games by beechee reviews
Because Sherlock isn't the only one who left a note.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Light Surrounding You by The Sugarfaerie reviews
If getting shot in the arm means Zoe helping out on the bridge, Hoban Washburne is going to get shot more often. My version of the beginning of Wash and Zoe's relationship. Written for Washathon 2008
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Easing the tension by Silverlynxcat reviews
Thor walks in on Loki in an obscene position. Loki's tongue fails him, but Thor's certainly does not. /Explicit/Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Lust by Bullshifters reviews
Nathan&Kelly Pairing. Mature themes, quite short, worth your while to read. Might make you laugh. R&R
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Nathan Y., Kelly - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5039 - Favs: 11,591 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fate Deathly Poison by Eddyak reviews
The Holy Grail War- A deadly competition in which seven magi summon seven Heroic Spirits, heroes from ages past, and battle for the right to own the wish-granting machine, the Holy Grail. But this war is somehow different.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 387 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Transformative Works 101 by seriousish reviews
"What makes you think we're in a fanfic, Abed?"
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Abed N. - Complete
Social Cohesion by alikat522 reviews
Sometimes people just fit together. Troy/Abed, shameless fluff.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 170 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Institutional Days by CuriTeaist reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots following Brian during his institutional days, not necessarily in chronological order. Spoilers for season/book one. Series based unless otherwise specified. Rating may go up as needed.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M.
A Politically Correct, Court Mandated Bad End by Mini Nephthys reviews
Because really, someone had to have been in that hallway. UBW route, days eight and nine.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Shirō E., Issei R. - Complete
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A history between two reviews
"I can't let you be happy Akiha-sama, but I can't let you die either. Isn't that simple enough?"
Tsukihime - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4 - Shiki Tohno, Akiha, Hisui, Kohaku - Complete
Ale to the King reviews
"Well then," said Saber, as she raised her glass to her lips. "May the best king win." (Or, the one where Saber makes questionable life choices, Diarmuid refuses to live up to Irish stereotypes, and there is way too much alcohol going around, even for Servants.)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Iskandar - Complete
Small comforts reviews
In time she comes to see her hair for what it is. Strong, unbroken, perfect; Akiha's essence shining through every strand. It is the elegance she wears as her armor and the coldness she feigns with every breath. And each morning before she leaves her room, and in the evenings before she falls asleep, she lets Kohaku hold her essence between her fingers without fear.
Tsukihime - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Akiha, Kohaku - Complete
Where love once grew reviews
Kiritsugu always returned at night.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Kiritsugu E., Irisviel vE. - Complete
By touch alone reviews
If Irisviel is going to lose her sense of touch she might as well take full advantage of it for one last night, right?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Saber, Irisviel vE. - Complete
Black mud reviews
Saber walks across the desolate remains of a world burned black by the Holy Grail's power. And she isn't alone. A one-sided Saber/Gilgamesh story.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Saber, Gilgamesh - Complete
Honor remains reviews
"You'd prefer if I died fighting you then?" Diarmuid says, his voice heavy with amusement.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Saber, Lancer - Complete
A knight's duty reviews
With her body slowly breaking down as the Holy Grail War continues, Irisviel finds herself relying more and more on her husbands Servant. Written for Femflash February.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Saber, Irisviel vE. - Complete
Visions of Ragnarok reviews
Every night that he spends sleeping next to Thor, Loki dreams of the end of the world. A mythology AU. Warning for major character death.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fresh Hell reviews
Sometimes Sam was still dumb enough to let himself feel happy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
A man of his word reviews
To be fair, Coulson did warn him not to try and leave again. An Iron man 2 fic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
NonCredit Relationships reviews
Troy knows that Britta's dated some awful people but he had no idea how awful.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Troy B., Britta P. - Complete
Studies in Spacetime reviews
The Inspector and his Constable wake up one morning to find a Blorgon has captured Geneva and taken over the Spacetime 12's Observa-deck!
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Abed N., Britta P. - Complete
The Girl, The King reviews
Shirou's father tells him the story of the reign of a young girl who was king.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kiritsugu E., Shirō E. - Complete
Gender Stereotypes and the Art of Dance reviews
Troy learns that there is nothing manlier than a man who's not afraid to dance.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Troy B., Britta P. - Complete
Stick around reviews
A fluffy little piece on how Oz came to fail the 12th grade.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Oz, Willow R.
Pieces reviews
"He spends his nights sitting, as he did before meeting Sherlock, on the bed of his old apartment, alone. Often, there is a tall drink in his hands. Sometimes, there is a gun too." Warning for mature themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heroology reviews
Annie almost learns a lesson about independence from the Dark Knight and a certain friendly neighborhood superhero.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Advanced Romance reviews
"He's got a secret girlfriend! Abed. Has. A. Sec-ret. Girl-friend. A girl whose his friend but in secret!"
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Intermediate Narratives reviews
Abed practices narration for his novel with the study group. They aren't thrilled.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Abed N., Jeff W. - Complete
Stars and Stripes reviews
America won over Coulson the first time he watched Captain America punch out a Nazi.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Introduction to Evil reviews
There was something evil about Abed that morning...
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Coexisting for Dummies reviews
Jeff wasn't sure when he'd crossed the line of accepting insane people into his life, to needing them more than they needed him. But honestly...he didn't really care. A little something about the time when Jeff and Chang were roommates.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Jeff W., Señor B. Chang - Complete
Caleb reviews
"I am the snake in the Garden of Eden and the whisper in the ears of sinners. I am sin itself, Caleb, and I'm here tonight because I've come to ask for your help." The ex-preacher/serial killer meets his new boss.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Caleb - Complete
Down the rabbit hole reviews
When Alice Morgan decides to the leave the country on short notice, she turns to England's famous so-called 'Consulting Criminal' for help.
Crossover - Sherlock & Luther - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - J. Moriarty, Alice Morgan - Complete
Music to my ears reviews
'Relax, my love, I want you to enjoy this. I want you to forget that brothers of yours face and see nothing but mine. It's okay; you can fight me all you want. I have all the time in the world to break you.'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Beautiful Brains reviews
"Normal people didn't usually react with this bizarre mixture of sexual charged excitement and anxiousness at the prospect of meeting a serial killer, Sherlock knew that, but normalcy was hardly something he prided himself in." An alternate S1 ending.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Back and Forth reviews
"Sebastian began working for Jim Moriarty three years after being dishonorably discharged from the army, and the full knowledge that the man was a complete and utter psychopath did very little to deter his enjoyment of Jim's company."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
The Second and Last Kiss reviews
"The pie-maker was eighty-four years, thirty-six weeks, four days, and sixteen minutes old when in the midst of peeling a granny smith apple; a sudden heart attack befell him." A one-shot on an older Ned and Chuck finally facing death.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ned, Chuck C. - Complete
Not a Whore reviews
"It couldn't be argued that Sherlock Holmes was an odd man, but Sgt. Sally Donovan could hardly resist the urge to punch the man in the face whenever he appeared." The series through the Sgt's eyes. Reviews appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Crocodile reviews
"Alice pulled the trigger, and as the sound echoed through the house she once again watched the most perfect thing she thought a person could ever see. A moment of pure, unadulterated evil."
Luther - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Alice Morgan - Complete
John's Shoes reviews
"If John had walked in carrying a large sign complete with graphics describing his sexual exploits of the previous night in graphic detail, it really wouldn't have told Sherlock anything he couldn't gather from looking the man once over."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete