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Joined 11-29-11, id: 3476670, Profile Updated: 12-09-11
Author has written 2 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Well, you found me. How queer... Antyways, I shall do my best, to avoid sin, and whatever. Help me to improve guys; I can take constructive criticism.


In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face. There is no escaping Chuck Norris

I like anime (yaoi fan also!), I like chocolate, I like wolves, & just like Spain, I like turtles. I'm inspired easily by music & shows. I love visual art of all types. I also update my profile lots.

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess.
I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love!
Post this on your profile if you think homophobia is wrong!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (Not all Haitians, but this is still a funny one)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (What does liberal mean?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (stupid)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (shame!)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Exuuuuuuuuuuse me!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (WTF?) What is wrong with this world? This don’t even makes sense).
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ( no…)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (……….)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Who made that one up?)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (that’s stupid)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.( stupid stuff again)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (the world is isane, what next??)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

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Squaliformes by Friglit reviews
You and Squalo had always had a... strange relationship. In all honesty the tone had been set within the first five minutes of meeting each other when you threatened him with that stapler... a Reader X Squalo drabble series
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,234 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus
Amnesia by LadyxShihoun reviews
What if you forgot something bad that happened to you, but the pain from that memory never left your heart? What if two really good looking guys were willing to help you pull through that? Starring:Squalo x OC x Xanxus
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus
A Mother's Worst Nightmare by xoxo-EOForever-xoxo reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN! Olivia and her daughter Rosalie were two average people, until Rosalie was attacked while at a party. Soon after when things seemed alright...well? Read and find out for yourself. ;
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Namimori: Fangirl raid by higasm reviews
Fangirls enter Hitman reborn. Many OC's, but it's funny. First fanfiction ever, please R&R, even if they are flames.May sometimes update later than usual cause ya kno im lazy gomen
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - K. Hibari
shopping with thorns by higasm reviews
Variaxoc they are going shopping O O M for language. please r&r
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Xanxus
Gender Bender! by Friglit reviews
A collection of onshots where our favourite characters are forced to experience life as the opposite sex thanks to a malfunctioning dying will bullet ala Giannini. Various characters and various pairings. Open to requests. Victim s 5: the Arcobaleno
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
7 Deadly Sins by Friglit reviews
Lust, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Gluttony, Envy, Pride. Seven deadly sins, 7 Drabbles each featuring a different KHR character. Featuring: Mukuro, Lambo, Gokudera, Hibari, Tsuna, Yamamoto and Byakuran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
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The Vile, Vile, Varia reviews
"The Good, The Bad, & the Ugly" Who doesn't love that movie? Well, this is a Western-style Varia Arc, more Varia POV. How cool would it be if that Arc took place in the Wild West? Inspiration: "My Name Is NOBODY" Rated T for safe-T.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus
Tag reviews
It's hot. It's boring. You and Bel are bored to death. What do you two do? Go find Levi to "play" with. Drabbles w/ Bel, Gokudera, Hibari, Tsuna, Squalo, and Flan. Rated T for T-safety.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Belphegor - Complete