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Joined 02-23-03, id: 347684, Profile Updated: 01-09-14
Author has written 15 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, and Misc. Tv Shows.

About Me: I'm sarcastic. I am dry. I'm immune to emotions and prone to pain. I'm pretty sure the last line didn't make any sense. I'm rude. I'm mean. I dont care. I'm fun and happy. Contradicting. Confident and Arrogant, oh and Cocky. I'm weird. I'M LOUD. I'm free. I'm odd... I guess. I'm opened to anything, no wait make that everything, no make that some things... You know what I'm not as openedminded as I thought I was. I'm shy. I'm forgetful. I'm... you know to sum it all up. I'm human.

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Adventure in a Strange Land by Hastur reviews
Looking for a break from all the incest in this section? Keep looking! Alex and Justin go on an adventure, accidentally. It will bring them closer if they can survive one another! Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Potion or Emotion? by FanficFemale reviews
What if instead of Alex drinking both halves of the love potion, Justin drank the other half. How will the potion affect them? Can they keep it a secret? Will they find a cure? Most importantly would they want to find one? Pairing: Jalex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,289 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Alex R., Justin R.
God Love Her by DaddysGirl4EverAnd4Always1212 reviews
In a small southern town, she was the Preachers Daughter, that summer His Family moved there, he was unlike any guy she had ever met before. That summer she felt herself falling head over heels while riding on the back seat of his motorcycle. MOE. LEGAL..
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008
The Wizard and I by small victory reviews
A series of oneshots featuring the pairing of Max Russo and Harper Finkle. 21: "Don't Ever Look Back"
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Max R., Harper - Complete
Hollywood by writerchic16 reviews
On a family vacation to LA, Alex sneaks into Condor Studios - along with Justin, Harper and Max - by pretending to be Selena Gomez. Alex isn't worried. After all, how hard can it be to act like a celebrity?
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Self Esteem by lathan-brucasfan reviews
This is a slash/One Shot/male male Incest! Justin want's to find out why girls don't stick around with him, and his Dad Jerry gives him his farthly advice. I suck at summaries. Please read and review.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Justin R., Jerry R. - Complete
Exchange Student by Writer911 reviews
Alex goes to California for one month to stay with the Stewarts, and Miley is Goin to stay with the Russos in New York. Can they survive eachother's lives?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Posion Ivy by FirstLady8892 reviews
JONAS. Who are the Lucas Brother's posion ivy? read and find out. SLASH, INCEST. JOE/KEVIN, NICK/KEVIN, NICK/JOE, NICK/JOE/KEVIN
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010
Just Pump by plinkerton reviews
JONAS Nick Lucas so its sort of a weird pairing. Stella/Nick. Stick? Nella? Dno. ITS DURTY :D
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010
Giving Reasons by Sandalaris reviews
JONAS Everyone knew they wouldn't work. Looking back, they wish they could have seen it too. WARNING! Anti-Nacy. Don't like, don't read. No flames.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Alone Together by almostmissingyou reviews
JONAS - While the episode "Cold Shoulder" focuses on Kevin and Anya, what was going on between Nick and Macy in the meantime? Nick/Macy oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Movie Magic by Rioichi reviews
SMUT. Threesome. Incest. Brocest. JALEX/JAX/MALEX BEWARE. After Harper leaves to pick up a movie, The three siblings get into a game of Truth or Dare, and progress into a much more heated situation...
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Beautiful Bruises by nevershoutbribri reviews
JONAS. Because this is what happens when you let him get away with it the first time. And the second time. Van Dyke/Macy. Joe/Macy. Twoshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
And so the Lightbulbs Flashed by Sandalaris reviews
JONAS Nick/Fiona. Set shortly after "Frantic Romantic."
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Incest by Hastur reviews
The dirtiest thing ever written by Hastur, and possibly the funniest. Irreverent, vulgar, sophomoric, etc. M for language and incest. Now with explicit sexual content! Justin and Alex save Christmas by realizing that they love each other. Jalex, huzzah!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
Numero Uno by Sandalaris reviews
JONAS She's only kind of, sort of, maybe completely freaking out as to why she's number two on his speed dial. Joella
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Naive by Sandalaris reviews
JONAS Two such naive people can't possibly be doing what he thinks. Joe's PoV on Kacy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Tales From Beyond The WriteOff by Ultrasaurus reviews
I'm fairly certain Juliet has been written off the show ; . But that doesn't mean she ceases to exist, right? Here's my take on what she's doing. Oneshot... Jean? Duliet?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Juliet vH., Dean - Complete
A Pop Princess' Nightmare by CelinaMarieFreakShow reviews
What happens when Miley Cyrus dreams of the Dream Demon? if you love miley to death don't read! If you love Freddy killing people then, if you want, read! One-shot! Might rewrite!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
It was her by Hastur reviews
Justin realizes the girl he loved was there all along. Jarper with a twist I think you'll like.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Justin R.
Run by SacredNagChampa reviews
She’d like to say that it was accident. That she stumbled. That she was aiming for his cheek and he turned at just the wrong right moment and their lips brushed.' Alex's first Christmas home from college. Justin/Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Think of the Children in Africa by Sandalaris reviews
JONAS. The kids are counting on her. Pre- Joe/Stella
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Family Secrets by Hastur reviews
All families have secrets. Some graver than others, some more than others. Eventual Jalex. Rated T for themes and mild language. Kelbo is depressed - but why? And what does that have to do with Justin and Alex's undeniable budding relationship?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by northleftsouth reviews
Alex and Harper make noise in the dark. Teresa knows more than she's letting on. HALEX. Femslash. If it's not your cup of tea, don't take a sip.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
Avalanche by MyFrenzy reviews
JONAS. What if Joe was falling for Macy as she helped him plan Stella's party? Joe's thoughts as he falls for Macy Misa. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 14. Joe/Macy. Oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Until Then by northleftsouth reviews
I really wish I didn't see what I saw. Max's POV. Harper/Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max R., Alex R. - Complete
I know somethiing you dont by merryella reviews
I dont know how to write a summary but...here oes nothinig...Shane tells Alex he loves her. God that was horrible...SHALEX
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Shane G. - Complete
Switch and Bait by Hastur reviews
Justin loves the singer Mikayla, and Alex thinks this means something about their relationship. She hatches a plan to find out, and hilarity ensues. A WoWP HM crossover and possibly Jalex. Totally depends on your reading of it
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mikayla, Alex R. - Complete
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An Accident Meant to Happen reviews
It was accident that never was suppose to happen. Or was it? Now that it has happen, Alex couldn't be any happier. She just wish she didn't have to hurt the one she loved. With happiness it comes sadness. It was meant to happen otherwise it wouldn't have.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R., Stevie
The Tales of Waverly Place reviews
Freaky things are happening over on Waverly Place. Especially at the Waverly Place Sub Station. Take a peek into the stories of the Russo family and their friends. I promise you won't be disappointed!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
The Adventures of Joe & Macy reviews
A series of smut, lust, and romantic ventures starring Macy and Joe!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Gigi In A New Light reviews
When Gigi's parent divorce, she loses everything. Justin finds himself falling for the former mean girl, but what about his girlfriend? What will Alex think?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Justin R., Gigi
A Wizards Tragedy reviews
When Alex returned back to Transylvania to see if Mason loved her, things don't go as planned. Mason attacks and it is up to Juliet to save her life, but when she news of her new life she isn't too thrilled. Until she gets a taste of the night life!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Kevin Gets It reviews
ONE-SHOT: Who would have thougt out everybody they knew, he would be the one to figure it out. Kevin Lucas isn't as naive as most of you think. Stella/Macy from Kevin's point of view.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
one-shot! During a usual late night talk. Alex and Max share a night to remember. Implied Jalex!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alex R., Max R. - Complete
The Vampire & The Werewolf: The Ending reviews
What happened to Juliet and Mason after that fateful scratch and bite that night in Transylvania? A look into what might have happened to Juliet and Mason!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Juliet vH., Mason - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
They said it took a kiss from her one true love to wake her, but he had other plans.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Alex R., Jerry R.
Picking Up the Pieces reviews
You know, I may complain about it, but deep down inside. I love it when she gets her heart broken! Stella/Macy drabble!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
A Certain Someone reviews
Stella has a crush on a certain someone and the boys wonders who that could be? Stella/Macy Drabble!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
History Repeating reviews
Is history repeating itself? I guess blood does run thicker than water and what lies deep beneath comes to surface. JALEX!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Blur reviews
Miley wakes up in bed with another guy and she can't remember what that happened the night before.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
I'll See You Soon reviews
Justin does something that takes his sisters breath away
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Alex's Dream reviews
Alex has a dream. Terrible with summaries, but a good read. One-Shot!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Alex R. - Complete
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