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Author has written 10 stories for Young Justice.
Hey loves! I'm sorry I haven't been on lately. College and work have been taking up my time, but know that I haven't forgotten anything and have been thinking of ideas of where to go. That, and I'm also working on a manga of my Senior Project. Ah, the life of an early college student lol. But I shall be back, I just can't say when I will be back.
Anyhow, here's a little about me.
Name: I now go by Lunarmoonwolf15. I wish I created this pen name sooner.(But I'm still using this account to write with so don't go searching this name up on Fanfiction.net)
Looks: Petite with blonde hair and blue eyes
Personality: Quiet when you don't me, wild when you do
Faves: Red, Anime, Comics, Nekos, twins, Batman, Yaoi
Ships: Jaydick, Birdflash, NoizxAoba, Hummingbird, JasonxRoy, Gratsu,
Hobbies: Writing, Anime, reading, and music
Where I'm from: For those who want to visit Niagara Falls, be jealous! :)
Be traught, feel the aster, stay whelmed, because you are Becial(which means better than special)
Life is a River and the World is our Waterfall
Born Now, Born Proud, Born Truth, Born Loud, I am who I am, And if you no like I don't give a damn:)
There's asskissing and assfucking. Do neither, you achieve nothing out of life.
Assholes are people with a smart mouth not a smart mind.
The minute you feel like dying is the moment you call someone on the phone. If not for anything else, then just as a reminder you are not alone.
You will be mine forever. If not always in my mind as a constant thought, then in my heart as a constant feeling.
Being too kind gets your heart broken. Being too cold means you never had one to begin with.
Fairytales are a trap of the mind.
Also the poll is still open for Rebel of the Night if you want to check it out.
Now for pointless profile stuff;)
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I have used my talents, to make a difference
How can you fight a fire with fire?
How can you stop a flood with water?
Why do we use violence to stop violence?
Copy And Past This To Stop Violence All Over The World. So We Have A World In The Future.
-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you have a scary crush on a book character, TV character or game character copy and past this into your profile.
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
I like good cheese. I have seen purple crows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! NANAnAn BATMAN NANANA BATMAN. Beer tastes weird!
If you ever imagined a teacher or anybody getting killed in front of your eyes, randomly copy this onto your profile(Scary thoughts)
If your not perfect and proud of it copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile(It's sadly how clumsy I am)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile(I zone out for hours and hours, even when trying to sleep. It's annoying when you go to bed at 9, then glance over and it's 1am)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(My mom kicked me out of the room for laughing so hard and long for no reason)
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile(So annoying)
Good Quotes from famous people:
Quote: "Great minds discuss Ideas, Average Minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people" Eleanor Roosevelt
Quote: “A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” – Fred Allen.
Quote: "Maybe this world is another planet's hell?"- Aldous Huxley
Quote: "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."-Walter Bagehot
Quote: "Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It." is not God's last name."
Quote: "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."- W.C. Flieds
Quote: "Everything is Mind over Matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Mark Twian.
Good Quotes from songs:
Song quote: "Life's a game but it's not fair. I break the rules so I don't care. So I'll keep doing my own thing. Walk tall against the rain. Victory's within the mile. Almost there, don't give up now."-(guess who? Rihanna)
Song quote: "It seemed like happily ever after, was happy everyone was after me!"-'One Little Slip' movie: Chicken Little.
Song quote: "Everybody Dies but not Everybody Lives"- Moment for Life Nicki Minaj ft. Drake
FanFiction Quote: (Robin talking to Kid Flash) "Fine. But if Batman comes and starts murdering people, you're the first sacrifice."- KTrevo
Movie Quote(Fred 2): "Everyone's weird, some people just try to act normal."-Bertha
Movie Quote(The Lorax) "Unless someone like you, cares a whole lot things aren't going to change. It's not."-Dr. Seuss
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
The road to success is under construction.
Everybody wants to go to heaven. But no one wants to die.
The one who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.
I don’t make typos. I make new words!
You can not kill everyone. But you can make them all die of laughter.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge!
What do you call a black man on a plane? A pilot, you racist!
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
It's all fun and game until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
To steal ideas from 1 person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many people is research.
When you are right, no one remembers. When you are wrong, no one forgets.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
Girls are like cell phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected!
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys & confuses & angers them more!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, laughing and saying "Let's do it again!"
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all. The lesson is never try.
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.
If we all held hands around the world 2/3 of us would drown.
You were Given this life, Because you are Strong enough to live it!
H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Toward Everyone Reaching Success
Neil Patrick Harris: "For the love of Pete, there's no need to harm yourself if something is going bad. You can act with strength, you can act with courage, you can act with class. Stand tall, be proud of who you are. This is a good time that we live in, and we're being granted more and more rights. And that's awesome, and it will continue in that direction. Yeah – be proud."
Quotes From Student of the Arts:
"Anything is possible except for impossibility."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it."
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but none to sit there with a dumb look on your face."
"It takes great skill to trip on a flat floor." (YAY I have a skill -Star)
"What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger."
"Life is like an hourglass, it just depends if it gets knocked off the table."
Some random girl: "Even in heels I can kick you down the stairs." (LOL. we was laughing so hard [then we were being started at] !)
Some girl LMON's my dance class: "We weren't trying to kill you, we were trying to stretch you out!"
"Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."
"A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of the ear."
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this
If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you don't want to die of global warming you're a tree loving hugging freak. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you wear glasses you're smart. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're a punk. If you cry, you’re a Drama Queen. If you have male friends, you’re a hoe. If you have female friends, you’re a player. If you read a book, you're a nerd. You can't do anything without being criticized. We live in a cruel world were people can't survive if they are not judging the next person. If you’re proud of whom you are copy and paste.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a package of peanuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On T-Rat (Military food):
On the pole of an American Flag:
Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.
The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting on her makeup hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped?... He is abused at home.
See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun because he was crying?... His mother is dying.
Bullying shouldn't be allowed, it destroys lives, it kills, it hurts.
Put this on your profile for the people out there who are bullied.
Put this on your profile for the ones who died from bullying.
Put this on your profile for the ones who have suffered worse than you.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me ESP
20. My mother taught me HUMOR
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me GENETICS
23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
24. My Mother taught me WISDOM
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
FRIENDS: Hold out their umbrella for you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will offer to put your book away after class.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through hIigh school/college.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Stupid Total: 76/100
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick
YOUR PREP SIDE:
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie.
You own something from pacsun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat. (by my own parents lol)
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
YOUR GOTHIC SIDE
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains(Does my wallet count?).
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
YOUR PUNK SIDE
You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (highlights count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
YOUR GEEK SIDE
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
YOUR ATHLETIC SIDE
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards (not dedicated, but it has my trophies there).
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team (but I was a part of a recreational sports team :) ).
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.
YOUR HARDCORE//SCENE SIDE
You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Your hair has been died more than 1 color
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing, "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!” jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in, shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
15 Things to do when you're in Wal-mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
38 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
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ometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile :)
More Random Quotes!
"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."
"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."
"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."
"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."
"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."
"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."
"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."
"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."
"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"
"I'm not awesome, you just suck."
"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"
"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."
"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!
Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!
If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!'
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
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Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.
Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."
"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."
"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
They locked you in?"
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
Earth is full. Go home.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Never memorize something that you can look up."- Albert Einstein
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!
Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.
Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.
Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.
According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!
I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.
No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy
Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.
It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-
If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!
Get the facts first, you can distort them later.
Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
fake friends never ask for food
real friends are the reason your food cabinet is empty
fake friends will bail you out of jail
real friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell
fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
real friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
fake friends knock on your front door
real friends will just walk right in
fake friends will leave when they feel insulted
real friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
fake friends are for a little while
real friends are for life
Which Robin are you like?
Dick Grayson (1st Robin)
[x] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves
[X] You love the circus
[X] You have lost someone precious to you in death
[x] You are caring and kind
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You live with one parent/guardian
[ ] You say “Holy _” a lot
[X ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends
[x] You have quit a team before
[ ] You have made a name for yourself
[x] You are a very positive person.
[X] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
[ ] You are the second eldest of your siblings
[ ] You own a gun
[ ] You have failed at something
[ ] You have had a near-death experience
[X] You are headstrong and moody
[X] You make rash decisions
[X] You have inner turmoil no one understands
[ ] You have a grudge against someone
[x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty
[ ] You are out for revenge
[ ] You prefer to work alone
[X] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have red hair
Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
[ ] You are the third eldest of your siblings
[ ] You come from a wealthy family
[X] You idolize someone
[x] You think things through
[x] You are intelligent and quick to think
[ ] You are good a figuring out puzzles
[X] You are a leader
[x] You get good grades
[ ] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot
[X] You lose your temper easily sometimes
[x] You are somewhat anti-social
[X] Your favorite color is red
[X] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
[ ] You are the fourth eldest of your siblings
[ ] You don’t get along with your father
[ ] You father has been in jail
[X] You are impulsive
[ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)
[ ] You always feel you have something to prove
[ ] You have had a child
[ ] You change your appearance often
[x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls
[ ] You have seriously thought about faking your own death
[X] You have blue eyes
[X] You have blond hair
Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You are the youngest of your siblings
[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line
[X] You are short
[ ] You are mature for your age
[X] You are always angry, or get easily annoyed
[X] You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically
[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced
[X] You curse a lot
[ ] You live with only your father
[X] You like cats
[X] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
List twelve characters from one of your favorite books or TV shows, in no particular order
2) Black Canary
5) Kid Flash
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Batman/Starfire) No, but considering she likes Robin, if you made it about how she was trying to win him over it and Batman went Daddy!Bats...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Robin) Uh, HELL YEAH! He is so freaking cute! I would totally do anything to make him real and my BF!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Catwoman got Artemis pregnant) How would that work?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
(Alfred) Well, I haven't quite read a lot with Alfred but when they do...Alfred's Alfred. He's a beast in his own way.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Black Canary and Batman) Uh, not to bad I guess but, she and Green Arrow are much better.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(KF/Alfred or KF/Batgirl) KF/Batgirl, because that one makes so much more sense and he and her wouldn't be too bad.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
(Zatanna walked in on Catwoman and Black Canary kissing?) Zatanna would probably walk in, back away slowly, then tell Green Arrow about his GF kissing another girl, then try to forget about it.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Slade/Batgirl) What happens when Slade decides to have a different Bat for an apprentice?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Raven/Artemis) Nope, they don't know each other to my knowledge.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Zatanna/Catwoman) The Cat's Magician
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Artemis) What Hurt's the Most: Cascada. For her losing her sister when her sis ran away that night.
12. If you wrote a One/Five/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Raven/KF/Catwoman) Warning: Bad Flirting
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(KF) When I was reading Nagging Memories.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Raven and Zatanna are in a happy relationship until Zatanna runs off with Robin. Raven, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Starfire and a brief unhappy affair with Catwoman, then follows the wise advice of Kid Flash and fines true love with Slade. (Only thing correct is that Zatanna would run off with Robin.)
YOUNG JUSTICE QUIZ!
Who's your favorite character?
Robin! He's freaking adorable, smart, funny when he makes up those words, the whole package.
What's your favorite pairing?
Uh...well Robtanna I guess. I love Robin and wish he'd stay single, but it was so cute when he did terrible flirting with her. Unless, of course, I can pick Birdflash cause then there is no competition.
Who's your favorite gal character?
Let's see, Artemis because she's such a jerk to Wally sometimes and has such an attitude and is kinda tomboy.
What's your favorite episode so far?
Homefront, Robin action and proof he's a leader, bonding between the humans, showing you don't need superpowers. It was amazing
Who's your favorite guy character?
Robin duh! Also Batman, come on, you got the Bat-glare, the ability to shut people up with a glare and a single word, the ability to make people fear you with a glare, if you haven't figured it out, I love the glare.
Make yourself a superhero profile:
Ok Hero Name: Rebel; Hair: Black, slightly wavy; Outfit: black top with a orange stripe going straight down the middle of the long sleeves. Her pants are black with a orange stripe down the sides. She also wears black gloves and black boots. She has a metal looking utility belt. Civilian Name: Leatta; Personality: Snarky, positive, smart but makes dumb comments sometimes; School: Washington Prep; Home: Washington D.C; Extracurricular:Heroing, drawing, skateboarding, horseback riding, writing stories; Powers: Phasing through things, and levitating objects(Which gives herself flight as she can levitate herself) She also has weapons like a gun, shuriken, daggers, smoke bombs etc. in her utility belt. She also is trained in the ways of being a ninja, and is exceptional in Martial Arts.
Who would your Justice League mentor be?
Hmm...Batman would be cool but he's a bit too tough for me. So Nightwing;)(Come on, it's Dick you can't say no to that, well you could...anywho)
One last question (and yeah, it's not all in the YJ 'verse): Who's better, Dick Grayson, Timothy Drake, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, or Damian Wayne?
Dick Grayson no question about it.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Smoked?: Never have, never will
Bungee jumped?: Want to
Made yourself throw up?: Why would you!
Ever been in love?: Does a cartoon count?
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Kinda...not truly crying.
Lied: Yes, but technically at one point everyone does.
Fallen for your best friend?: Yeah...by accident
Rejected someone?: To many times...
Used someone?: Define used. Used a relationship for something only, no. Used people to do things for me, yes.
Done something you regret?: Yes sadly.
Have you ever wondered:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?
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Fear the monkey if you don't:
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