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Joined 11-30-11, id: 3479138, Profile Updated: 11-28-13
Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Parodies and Spoofs, and Kuroshitsuji.

If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing?

I don't really know what I want to write down here. Normally I'm not good at writing biografies, so this time will be no exception.

No idea what to tell about myself, because I'm not interesting in the least.

I'm just a giggly, pervy, chubby, sarcastic, easy-to-hurt girl. I'm one of those girls who doesn't want a boyfriend, or doesn't want to look her best at any time.

I'm that kind of person who's ashamed to go somewhere with someone without any manners, one who likes having a lot of guy friends just because most of them act like young puppy's and who loves to curl up in the winter in an oversized armchair with a cup of tea and a great fanfiction.

I was bullied for being emo, bullied for being a young author, bullied for being fat and bullied for liking things which nobody else liked.

Add a bunch of false friends on top of that and you'll have the perfect emotional wreck for writing silly-smutfics.

I'm afraid of thunderstorms, fireworks, other noises, spiders- oh god spiders, I think I'm worse than Ron Weasley on that part- and afraid that my grades fail and all the other shit the average teenager is afraid of.

I'm kind of cheeky, and I'm allergic to people who think they're better than others.

I cherish the few friends I have, and I do everything to keep them happy, even though I have to hurt or disappoint myself for it.

My hobby's are reading, writing, drawing, acting and singing. And I'm average in all categories.

Please don't go hard on me for any grammatic errors, English is not my native language. I try my best :)

I'm sorry but I won't be writing any more 1D-stories, these were actually written for a friend and she suggested uploading them here, but I've been reported for it and since I don't like straight pairings I won't write more of them. I'm sorry for those who actually liked them.

I sometimes post stories on my tumblr though, old 1D-fanfics I wrote some time ago, so for who's interested, this is my url: http:// holymolysweatpants.tumblr. com/

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
His Scarlet Ibis by Canute reviews
He remembers when Loki was first brought home: a wailing, shrieking bundle tucked into his mother's arms. His parents had gazed at the infant with such awe, obviously smitten no matter how loud Loki cried, how much he scratched at the hands that reached for him. Thor disliked his baby brother instantly. (Eventual Thor/Loki)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,151 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Klaine Collection by Hitomi Echo reviews
A collection of Klaine One-shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Pleasured Burn by Ookamii reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru don't mind the taboo nature of their love - and heated nights still reign supreme. HikaKao. Lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Can Demons Love? by MangaGirl24 reviews
Another SebastianxCiel yaoi. Warning, YAOI! YAOI YAOI YAOI! Gay sex! Do not read if you do not like that topic! YAOI YAOI YAOI! Ok, so it's not as graphic as possible but the last 12 paragraphs or so are kind of explicit. M for yaoi!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Huge Misunderstanding by Lady Azura reviews
When Adam overhears something he wishes he hadn't, hilarity ensues.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three's A Crowd by Lady Azura reviews
"I think the three of us could be very happy together." Eflare. Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
What The Best Friend Saw by Cithara reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's becoming frustrated with the fact that Ron seems to be keeping things from him, so he determines to find out for himself just what Ron's secret is, and is floored by what he finds. Ron/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
One Fine Line by Netrixie reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightly Expedition by Miyavilurver reviews
Kyouya has always been a heavy sleeper. TamakixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Tamaki S., Kyōya O.] - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Need by Netrixie reviews
Harry has always needed something that he never had a name for. And now he has it. Drarry. HPDM. Maybe a sequel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gemini by lovestyle reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru reminisce about a time in their past beneath the stars.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Moments by lovestyle reviews
Kaoru tries to cope with the fact that he and his brother, no matter how close, are destined to split apart one day. Slightly one-sided Hikaru/Kaoru; hints of Hikaru/Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Palmistry by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Ron loves Harry's palms.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Photo Booth by Pomegranate Juice reviews
Fred discovers a photo booth and just has to show it to George. Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Only by stolenenchantment reviews
Fred and George have always shared everything. Now, George has a secret that he's afraid to tell. But what George doesn't know is Fred has a secret of his own. TWINCEST. Rating may go up in later chapters. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - George W., Fred W.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5703 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Not Showing by Jezebel sil Jazz reviews
Hiding their relationship is an art form, and poor George and Fred aren't very talented. *SLASH* *twincest*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/7/2002 - George W., Ginny W.
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Without you reviews
" Something wrong?" Kaoru asked, and Hikaru looked down upon the mop of hair right under his chin. " He acts like nothing's changed. As if he really doesn't care that Mori's gone." " He does. It'll just take time for him to notice..." Rated M for further chapters!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
In which they all get drunk and that's all there's to be said about it reviews
Of course the first thing the twins discover is the cabinet with the liquor. It all started with a little game of Truth or Dare...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
If you were gay reviews
How long it takes to drive Kyouya Ootori crazy, rated T for adult themes
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Kyōya O. - Complete
As Sweet As You reviews
List of short HikaxKao lemons - ON REQUEST
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
I'm simply one hell of a flirt reviews
Grell buried his face in Sebastian's collarbone, loving the smell of cinnamon and apple, and a slight hint of Ciel's perfume, which made him feel a little jealous. But then he remembered it was him being fucked by bloody Sebastian Michaelis, and not Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Watch reviews
When Zayn and his girlfriend came home at night and wanted to have some fun in the kitchen, someone sneaked up behind them...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Perfect reviews
One Direction fanfic -One of Zayn's biggest turn-ons...Wrote this for my friend Zoë
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete