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Greetings, people of Earth (or other planets)! My name is Tasnim and you are reading my profile! Obviously. Okay, so I'm an aspiring author (why else would I even be here?) who loves to write!

About me: I'm weird, sweet, awesome, crazy, aggressive, sarcastic, sassy, clumsy, fun to be around, annoying, sadistic and I have a sick mind.

Age: 15, 16 in May 29.

Appearance: curly/wavy black hair with coppery red and blond tips, dark brown eyes, often mistaken as black, tan skin, 5'7

Hobbies: writing (no duh), reading, singing and I'm too lazy to continue this list.

Favorite books: Harry Potter (I'll always be a Potterhead. End of story), The Hunger Games (the movie was amazing, like wow. I still prefer the books though), Gone by Michael Grant, Maximum Ride.

Pairings I ship (these are like…the definite ones, whether the nature of it is romantic, friendship or family. I'm very uncertain in many of the ships I see):

The Fosters

Brallie: Oh my god you can't even understand my love for them. I even made a Tumblr dedicated to them. They are my OTP of OTPs. And before y'all start the arguments, yes, I want Callie to have a family more than anything but I want Brallie too. Also, they're not incest and have known each other for a couple months. Okay? Okay.

Adams Foster: I have never shipped a lesbian couple this hard. But to me they're not lesbians, just two people in love. So, yeah.

Lexus: They were adorable, I was upset when they broke up, I think I nearly shed a tear.

Jemma: They way she sets him straight is nice and refreshing.

Jonnor: I don't know if I want them to date (I mean, they're 13-14, come on) BUT I love their friendship to bits and pieces.

And let's not forget every family ship in the AdamsFosters household. The family feels I get are illegal and unhealthy.

Harry Potter

Scorose, Nuna, Romione, Snily, Jily, Dramione (thank you HeartOfGold143), Hinny.

Austin and Ally

Auslly: Must I even explain myself?

Trez: Their development is very nice and well-paced and they would be one of the most hilarious couples ever.

Gossip Girl

The only couple I can confirm of definitely shipping for now is Chair. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Teen Wolf

Stydia is the ultimate married couple and Scira is so fucking cute that I can't.

I Didn't Do It

Jogan and Larrett

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYO! I hacked Tasnim. Shhhhhhhh. :P THE BRITISH RULE -HeartOfGold143

(I'm redoing this out of pure boredom.)

List ten characters from your fandom in no particular order:

1. Brandon Adams Foster

2. Callie Jacob

3. Mariana Adams Foster

4. Blair Waldorf

5. Stiles Stilinkski

6. Lydia Martin

7. Jasmine last-name-unknown

8. Ally Dawson

9. Austin Moon

10. Wyatt last-name-also-unknown

1. Have you ever read a (6)/(7) fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think (4) is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if (1) got (8) pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about (9)?

5. Would (1) and (2) make a good couple?

6. (5)/(9) or (5)/(10)? Why?

7. What would happen if (7) were to walk in on (4) and (1) making out?

8. Make up a summary for a (2)/(10)/(1) fic.

9. Is there any such thing as a (1)/(8) fluff?

10. Suggest a title for a (7)/(1) hurt/comfort fic.

11. If you wrote a song-fic about (8), what song would you chose?

12. If you wrote a (1)/(7)/(5) fic, what would your warning be?

13. When was the last time you read a fic about (6)?

14. Would (1) look if (2) got lost?

15. What would (3) say if (4) killed (9)?

16. (1) goes to break up (10) and (8)'s wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?

17. Why is (6) afraid of (9)?

18. (1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (8). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (7) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

19. (4) invites (3) and (8) to their house for dinner. What happens?

20. (9) tries to get (5) to go to a yoga class. What happens?

21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose (1) or (6)?

22. (2) and (7) are making out. (1) walks in... Their reaction?

23. (3) falls in love with (6). (8) is jealous. What happens?

24. (4) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? (10), (2) or (7)?

25. (1) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?

26. (3) has to marry either (8), (4) or (9). Who do they choose?

27. (7) kidnaps (2), and demands something from (5) for (2)'s release. What is it?

28. You get to meet either (1) or (6). Who do you choose?

29. (10) challenges (4) to a chariot race. Why?

30. Everyone gangs up on (3). What happens?

31. Everyone is invited to (2) and (1)'s wedding except for (8). How do they react?

32. (4) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

33. (5), (6), (2), (1) and (10) are playing Truth or Dare. (10) asks (1), and (1) says Truth. (10) asks who (1) loves, and (1) confessed their true love with (6). (6) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (5). (1) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (2) while (5) and (6) run into the sunset together. However, (10) is secretly in love with (2), and become so jealous of (1), who, after the comfort from (2) becomes in a relationship with (2), and so (10) decides to murder (1), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (3) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (2) to continue their relationship.


1. Have you ever read a Lydia/Jasmine fic? Do you want to?

Nope. And nope. Even if it existed, I cannot stress this enough. NO.

2. Do you think Blair is hot? How hot?

Must you even ask? HELL YEAH SHE'S HOT. No wonder Chuck kept fucking her and that she ended up having his kid.

3. What would happen if Brandon got Ally pregnant?

Oh hoh, Callie and Austin will sure be pissed.

4. Can you recall any fics about Austin?

Yeah. I read like 5 Auslly fics daily so.

5. Would Brandon and Callie make a good couple?


6. Stiles/Austin or Stiles/Wyatt? Why?

Stiles/Wyatt cuz they both have the sarcastic humour.

7. What would happen if Jasmine were to walk in on Brandon and Blair making out?

She'd post a pic online since Blair is famous and Chuck and Callie are gonna kill Brandon and Blair respectively.

8. Make up a summary for a Callie/Wyatt/Brandon fic.

Callie's with Wyatt to get her mind off Brandon…with no success whatsoever. And Wyatt realizes that he'll always be second best.

9. Is there any such thing as Brandon/Ally fluff?

Well, if Brandon got Ally pregnant…I kid, I kid. There will be when pigs fly, so in like…a couple generations. :P

10. Suggest a title for a Jasmine/Callie hurt/comfort fic.

When Two Worlds Collide. They're as different as two planets so.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Ally, what song would you choose?

Finally Me because Ally wrote it and YOLO.

12. If you wrote a Brandon/Jasmine/Stiles fic, what would your warning be?

Warning: This fic will make no sense at all, not even to the author. Read at your own risk of getting hopelessly confused.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Lydia?

Like…an hour ago.

14. Would Brandon look if Callie got lost?

Brandon would do anything for Callie, even die for her, so yes, he would. That's like asking if humans need air to breathe.

15. What would Mariana say if Blair killed Austin?

"Why did you kill him? Did he, like, not agree to wear your designs? Which, if you still need someone for that, I'm totally available!"

16. Brandon goes to break up Wyatt and Jasmine's wedding. What is their dialogue/trialogue?

Brandon: Dude, what are you doing?

Wyatt: I'm picking berries. What do you think? I'm about to marry this beautiful girl.

Brandon: You're 16 and she's 14. You're gonna regret this.

Wyatt: …You're 14? You said you were 16!

Jasmine: I'm sorry! I just really wanted this! Especially your hair. Wait, how do you know my age?

Brandon: The Internet.

17. Why is Lydia afraid of Austin?

Because Austin is still alive despite Lydia predicting his death.

18. Brandon and Austin are in a happy relationship until Austin runs off with Ally. Brandon, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jasmine and a brief unhappy affair with Lydia, then follows the wise advice of Stiles and finds true love with Callie.

The ONLY parts that are relevant are when Austin runs off with Ally and when Brandon finds true love with Callie. BUT if you have the right characters then this would surely become a hit.

19. Blair invites Mariana and Ally to her house for dinner. What happens?

Blair and Mariana bond over fashion. Ally then sees a piano and the three of them have a jam session cuz try all have amazing singing voices.

20. Austin tries to get Stiles to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Stiles would make a comment like, "So you expect me to wear tights and stand in uncomfortable poses for a couple hours? Why not."

21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose Brandon or Lydia?

Brandon cuz I want to meet this AdamsFoster household more than anything. And because I could then plot Brandon and Callie's reunion.

22. Callie and Jasmine are making out. Brandon walks in…his reaction?

He's heartbroken and he and Callie have a huge fight which somehow ends up with them making out while Jasmine watches on secretly, smiling widely because her plan to get them together back worked.

23. Mariana falls in love with Lydia. Ally is jealous. What happens?

They end up having the hottest angry threesome of all time.

24. Blair jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Wyatt, Callie or Jasmine?

Callie cuz she's compassionate as fuck. Or Wyatt as a way to score brownie points with Callie.

25. Brandon starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Well, his pancakes become a hit, cuz he does make some serious pancakes.

26. Mariana has to marry either Ally, Blair or Austin. Who does she choose?

Blair's already married with a kid and Austin and Ally belong together so Mariana winds up single. But fear not, Miss Thing is too fabulous to need a spouse. She's flawless.

27. Jasmine kidnaps Callie, and demands something from Stiles for Callie's release. What is it?

What would Jasmine want from Stiles? A one-night stand? I mean, I totally would but I don't know what she'd want.

28. You get to meet either Brandon or Lydia. Who do you choose?

Lydia this time because I went over to Brandon's house. :P She'd bring the gang and my life would be complete.

29. Wyatt challenges Blair to a chariot race. Why?

To determine who has the best hair.

30. Everyone gangs up on Mariana. What happens?

Please, Miss Thing here don't need nobody. When everyone sees that, they'll go crawling back to her.

31. Everyone is invited to Callie and Brandon's wedding except for Ally. How does she react?

She's upset cuz she loves love and had the perfect song to play.

32. Blair gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

She has experience with telling fairy tales (married with a kid) and so it would go really well and everyone falls asleep.

33. Stiles, Lydia, Callie, Brandon and Wyatt are playing Truth or Dare. Wyatt asks Brandon, and Brandon says Truth. Wyatt asks who Brandon loves, and Brandon confesses his true love with Lydia. Lydia does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with Stiles. Brandon is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Callie while Stiles and Lydia run into the sunset together. However, Wyatt is secretly in love with Callie, and becomes so jealous of Brandon, who, after the comfort of Callie becomes in a relationship with Callie, and so Wyatt decides to murder Brandon, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Mariana and is sent to prison, allowing Brandon and Callie to continue their relationship.

I'm internally begging for someone to write this.

99 Questions:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Denise se tourne ensuite vers Alain. Translation: Denise then turns toward Alain. Yeah, I speak French. Jelly? :P

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Air.

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Homework.

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Next Step, it's a canadian show.

5. Without looking, guess what time it is. 10:30 PM.

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:33 PM. I swear I didn't cheat!

7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My sister snoring.

8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday evening, I got ice cappuccinos from Tim Hortons.

7. Did you dream last night? No.

8. Do you remember your dreams? Depends on the dream, but usually yes, down to the last detail.

9. When did you last laugh? A few hours ago.

10. Do you remember why/at what? A YouTube video of YouTubers reacting to Shrek Is Love, Shrek is Life.

11. Last thing you ate? Instant noodles.

12. Seen anything weird lately? Two pigeons dry humping.

13. What do you think of this quiz? It's odd, what do you expect me to say? Best thing in my life?

14. What is the last movie you saw? 22 Jump Street, I was rolling on the floor laughing from the humor and the awesomeness in general.

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Food.

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I'm a dinosaur in disguise, peasants.

19. Biggest regret? Trusting easily.

20. Do you like to dance? Yep, although I look like I'm getting tasered except for when it's Just Dance. I'm a pro at that. :)

21. Would you ever consider living abroad? Sure, why not?

22. Do you like your family? Love 'em to death although I always have those moments where I wanna strangle them.

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? My dad.

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A song.

25. Last time you swam in a pool? A few days ago in my pool.

26. Type of music you like most? All, I'm very open minded.

27. Type of music you dislike most? The tacky/stupid kind, like "ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS" or "INSTAGRAM THAT HOE, INSTAGRAM THAT HOE".

28. Are you listening to music right now? Yep, Fighter by Christina Aguilera.

29. What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige.

30. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Basement needs some serious renovation.

31. What was the last thing you bought? A shawarma. Jelly? :P

32. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Yep. I was three the first time and I also went when I was nine. I LOVED IT.

33. iPhone or Droid? iPhone because that's what I have.

34. Do you have a garden? Yep.

35. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I swear, all I know is, "OH CANADA."

36. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? "Fuck, I'm still sleepy but then again, I'm hungry. WAI IS LAIF SO HARD?"

37. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? One? You're trying to kill me. Pass.

38. Who sent the last text message you received? My best friend.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Forever 21 or Best Buy.

40. What time is bed time? Don't have one, sleep comes when it comes.

41. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Nope.

42. How many tattoos do you have? I'm 15.

43. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Nope.

44. What did you do for your last birthday? Nothing, although my friends surprised me by belting out "Happy Birthday" outside during gym and my whole class and my teacher ended up joining. I was mortified. O_o

45. Do you wear make-up? Not really, but I will if it's a special occasion.

46. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? My family.

47. Current state of mind? "Bow down, bitches."

48. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Japan, born there and lived there for three years.

49. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last summer.

50. Have you ever won a trophy? Does a certificate for getting fourth best in my entire province for this math contest count? If yes, then yes. If not, no.

51. Are you a good cook? Yes, actually.

52. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Don't have a car but yep, my dad let me try it.

53. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? One? Pass.

54. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Yep.

55. Do you touch-type? Sometimes yes, sometimes no, right now yes.

56. What's under your bed? Air.

57. Do you believe in love at first sight? It's a big pile of fuckery.

58. Think fast, what do you like right now? Food.

59. Where were you on Valentine's day? School, wearing a dress and wondering why I'm so dolled up if I had no one to impress, then decided that it was because I could wear whatever the fuck I want regardless of my relationship status.

60. What time do you get up? Weekdays, 8:00 AM. Weekends and summer vacations, anytime I fucking want 'cause I'm so awesome.

61. What was the name of your first pet? Never had one.

62. Who is the second to last person to call you? My mom.

63. Coolest thing that’s happened to you in the past week? Having a good hair week.

64. How are you feeling right now? Awesome. *flips hair*

65. What do you think about the most? Food.

66. What time do you get up in the morning? Already answered that, you dumbass.

67. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? 4 seconds.

68. Who would you tell first? My parents and then my mom tells everyone so job done.

69. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

70. Do you sing in the shower? Yep.

71. What is your favorite flower? Really?

72. What do you do most when you are bored? Roll on the floor and play dead.

73. What do you do for a living? I'm. Fucking. 15.

74. Do you love your job? Look above.

75. What did you want to be when you grow up? Am I supposed to know?

76. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Look above.

77. Which came first the chicken or the egg? I don't give a fuck.

78. How many keys on your key ring? One, house keys.

79. Dream vacation? Eh.

80. Car? For the billionth time, I'm 15.

81. What are your best physical features? There's a debate on that and so far, my eyes are winning.

82. What are your best characteristics? Uh…open-mindness (I know that's not a word), kindness, strong opinions, sense of humor and comprehension, I guess. It's impossible to answer that without sounding arrogant.

83. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? You already asked this, look above.

84. What kind of books do you like to read? Horror, mystery, crimes, like Stephan King, Michael Grant and Agatha Christie.

85. Favorite singer? Too many for me to list.

86. What is your favorite time of the day? Nighttime.

87. Where did you grow up? Born and partly raised in Japan for three years and moved to and mostly raised in Canada.

88. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? I'm born in Asia (Japan) and now live in North America (Canada), so basically at the other side of the world.

89. What are you reading now? These questions, what do you think?

90. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl.

91. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Nope.

92. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yep, my parents thought it was so important that I had private lessons at the age of five.

93. Do you have pets? Nope.

94. How many rings before you answer the phone? As many times as it takes for me to get it.

95. What is your best childhood memory? Watching a volcano erupt in Japan.

96. Creepiest feature about you? My eyes, I did such weird things with them once that my friend was scarred.

97. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? Almost finished with these questions!

98. What is most important in life? Happiness, friends, love…IDK.

99. What inspires you? Honestly? Visual events, whether they're mine, a friend's, a celeb's, a TV show, a book, another FanFic, etc. I need to see something to inspire myself to do something.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Or so I'm told…)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Won't lie about that.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (Not a terrorist but you piss me off to the max and…let's just say that I know how to kill with pens, scissors and earrings. Yeah, I'm aggressive)
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Depends on who, really…)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (What? Blood is cool…)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Figuratively…)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Talking to kangaroos would be so cool though…)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Fire is also cool…except when it's headed for you…)

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


1. He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (Just playful hitting.)

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you.

4. He yelled, "Hi!" to your mom that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you 'cause you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process.

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. Okay, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder…

12. He remembers the little things you mention in casual conversation.

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you. (Your hair, your face, your thighs, your KNEES, ect.)


1. She calls you by your full name, not your nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interest.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on another girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put makeup on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and your address. (Stalker much?)

13. She will try to talk and spend as much time with you as possible.

Now make a wish…Okay, stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this. If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love! Repost this in fifteen minutes and your wish will come true in five days. Repost this in 10 minutes and your wish will come true in three days. Repost this in five minutes and your wish will come true in one day.

Regression reviews
"You're not my sister, you're a spoiled little brat." After hearing those words, Sophia, already emotionally unstable, gets pushed over the edge and attempts to take her own life. Callie is stricken with guilt as she struggles to deal with the consequences of her actions (or words). Will she revert back to her old ways after all the progress she's made?
Fosters - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Callie