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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die."

Somebody needs a Happy Meal

If science isn't the answer, let's say it's magic. But if it isn't magic, call Ghostbusters

I just said it LOOKED safe, I never said it was

Well I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse

Why don't you slip into something more a coma.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

So we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Are you stalking me?(because that would be super!)

Vuja de: the feeling you're doing it wrong all over again

Your mouth moves fast, but my fist moves faster.

Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really that if you keep bugging me I'll kick your sorry ass!!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful

If You Love Someone, Set Them Free. Then Run Like Hell, 'Cos They'll Call The Police And You'll Get Charged With Kidnapping :l

I think i am falling for you... Wait i just tripped

If at first you don't succeed, Redefine succsess

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice

I'd have to say Fate is a big guy in leather on a Harley fresh out of prison and he’s out to get me.

I’m not running away from my problems!!!!!! I’m hiding from them!

Holding your breath to commit suicide is so stupid… you should do something more fun like jumping off a cliff or skydiving into a pool of sharks.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Haha, you're driving a blue prius car with pretty snowflakes on the back, holding a three pound chiwawa, and make a living off of dolls- You're gay!

I have to get closer to make sure that that assassin shaped figure thats throwing knives at me is indeed an assassin..!!

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

If you love something… let it go. If it comes back… it's yours. If it doesn't… hunt it down and kill it.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable

When you feel lonely, cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Damn! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness but don't make it a habit, because liars go to hell

Were you dropped on your head as a baby? No mom threw me at the cealing.( TRUE STORY, exept there was a cealing fan in the way...and it was on.)

Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser

I think I am falling for you... Wait I just tripped.

HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T... Hey, there nice carpet!

Great-Grandma: "Hannah I'm going out to dinner with my step sister
Me:" Why don't they ever invite ME?"
Great-Grandma: "Because they hate you"
Me:" can I have five bucks for a pizza?"

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Violence Is Not The Answer by Lady Icicle reviews
So, Sakura's just been expelled from her school, disowned by her parents, and now, she's attending a new school where everyone seems to think she's the cutest thing since My Little Pony? Wonderful. AU, High School fic, MultiSaku, T for strong language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,854 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H.
Down the Fox Hole by xXDemDemXx reviews
And whoever said crawling through a fox hole never saved a life, huh? What? No one said it didn't. Huh . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Remember? by OmgItsPocky reviews
When people are lonely or under pressure, they will often speak out to their parents, friends or someone they can trust. But for Sakura, she would rather talk to a man who dresses as a hotdog for his job. "Mr. Sausage, are you a pedophile?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,328 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Tattered Cherry Blossom by lalamnmgirl reviews
Sakura Haruno a seemingly normal girl trying to survive high school...there's one problem though...the Akatsuki just so happen to be interested in her. Holy fudge cakes...just how will this end up? AkaSaku/Most likely discontinued btw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,630 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Life As A Clinically Insane Pink Haired Girl by PeinSaku reviews
My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] Nagato, Akatsuki - Complete
20 Ways to Feel ALIVE! by I. M. Carter reviews
AU Uh, remind me again why I'm blowing up buildings, dancing the tango with Madara Uchiha and kicking small children out of bounce houses... Oh yeah, that's right... to feel "alive." I hate my friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Days of the Week by PeeblesPls reviews
"Rawr!" she screams obnoxiously, bursting through the room. But he doesn't notice, doesn't even move. She deflates significantly before exiting. One day he'll see who she is and that'll be the day when he realizes he was already hers to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
skinny jean faggots by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Masquerade by ohgoditsbriony reviews
She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,997 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Operation: F U N by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: E D U C A T I O N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
That Pink Haired Girl by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki had monopolized Konoha, in their senior year. What happens when a Pink Haired Girl shows up? Despite the main part about the Akatsuki, this story is actually based on a street. A lonely street...there's mild humor and room for imagination.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Smiley by KillerMay reviews
SasuSaku AU Sakura wonders what ever happened to that smiley boy she used to play with. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Paper Cranes by reviews
//Fold one thousand paper cranes, make a wish, and it will come true.// She promised herself that she would forget him after making the thousandth paper crane---he came back just as she was finishing the last. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Songs she sings by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Handlebars by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Haruno Sakura by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
Before all the crying, all the screaming, and all the bleeding there was Sakura. Sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Frozen Cherry Blossom by angelraine reviews
[OneShot][SasuSakuLee] Sakura 50 yrz old recapitulated her past as she cleaned her old room with her grandson, Little Lee. She saw an old vial with a frozen cherry blossom inside given by her first love. After seeing the vial, she started to have flashbac
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Go Away by Seductive Venus reviews
She didn't know he is only pretending to be asleep. He listens to her request. -SakuraxSasuke-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oceanside by Naruke reviews
Sakura, on a mission to the Wave Country, takes a break at the beach. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
Stay by n00bshoes reviews
A SasuSaku songfic with a twist. If you review, don't spoil the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paper Cranes by Arcynic reviews
A tiny part of me will leave with you...and a little bit of you will stay... [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Laugh in the rain reviews
We kept screwing up 'till we thought there was no going back. Anyone who messed with the Akatsuki had to be stupid, but I think insane would describe her better..that girl who threw a sneaker at the back of my head. And as corny as it sounds, she was the one who taught us how to laugh in the rain. 54!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sakura H., Kisame H., Akatsuki
Plot Bunnies From Beyond reviews
Give me pairings and I give you drabbles!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Sakura H.