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Joined 11-30-11, id: 3479685, Profile Updated: 03-01-16
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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Violence Is Not The Answer by Lady Icicle reviews
So, Sakura's just been expelled from her school, disowned by her parents, and now, she's attending a new school where everyone seems to think she's the cutest thing since My Little Pony? Wonderful. AU, High School fic, MultiSaku, T for strong language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,854 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H.
Remember? by OmgItsPocky reviews
When people are lonely or under pressure, they will often speak out to their parents, friends or someone they can trust. But for Sakura, she would rather talk to a man who dresses as a hotdog for his job. "Mr. Sausage, are you a pedophile?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,328 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Life As A Clinically Insane Pink Haired Girl by PeinSaku reviews
My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 185 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] Nagato U., Akatsuki - Complete
20 Ways to Feel ALIVE! by I. M. Carter reviews
AU Uh, remind me again why I'm blowing up buildings, dancing the tango with Madara Uchiha and kicking small children out of bounce houses... Oh yeah, that's right... to feel "alive." I hate my friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Masquerade by ohgoditsbriony reviews
She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,997 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Operation: FUN by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
That Pink Haired Girl by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki had monopolized Konoha, in their senior year. What happens when a Pink Haired Girl shows up? Despite the main part about the Akatsuki, this story is actually based on a street. A lonely street...there's mild humor and room for imagination.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 257 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Songs she sings by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Of Haruno Sakura by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
Before all the crying, all the screaming, and all the bleeding there was Sakura. Sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oceanside by Naruke reviews
Sakura, on a mission to the Wave Country, takes a break at the beach. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
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Laugh in the rain reviews
We kept screwing up 'till we thought there was no going back. Anyone who messed with the Akatsuki had to be stupid, but I think insane would describe her better..that girl who threw a sneaker at the back of my head. And as corny as it sounds, she was the one who taught us how to laugh in the rain. 54!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 22,499 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sakura H., Kisame H., Akatsuki
Plot Bunnies From Beyond reviews
Give me pairings and I give you drabbles!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Sakura H.