Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die."
Somebody needs a Happy Meal
If science isn't the answer, let's say it's magic. But if it isn't magic, call Ghostbusters
I just said it LOOKED safe, I never said it was
Well I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
So we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
Are you stalking me?(because that would be super!)
Vuja de: the feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
Your mouth moves fast, but my fist moves faster.
Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that if you keep bugging me I'll kick your sorry ass!!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful
If You Love Someone, Set Them Free. Then Run Like Hell, 'Cos They'll Call The Police And You'll Get Charged With Kidnapping :l
I think i am falling for you... Wait i just tripped
If at first you don't succeed, Redefine succsess
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice
I'd have to say Fate is a big guy in leather on a Harley fresh out of prison and he’s out to get me.
I’m not running away from my problems!!!!!! I’m hiding from them!
Holding your breath to commit suicide is so stupid… you should do something more fun like jumping off a cliff or skydiving into a pool of sharks.
Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Haha, you're driving a blue prius car with pretty snowflakes on the back, holding a three pound chiwawa, and make a living off of dolls- You're gay!
I have to get closer to make sure that that assassin shaped figure thats throwing knives at me is indeed an assassin..!!
By the time you read this you’ve already read it.
I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.
If you love something… let it go. If it comes back… it's yours. If it doesn't… hunt it down and kill it.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
When you feel lonely, cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Damn! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness but don't make it a habit, because liars go to hell
Were you dropped on your head as a baby? No mom threw me at the cealing.( TRUE STORY, exept there was a cealing fan in the way...and it was on.)
Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser
I think I am falling for you... Wait I just tripped.
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T... Hey, there nice carpet!
Great-Grandma: "Hannah I'm going out to dinner with my step sister
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