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Joined 11-30-11, id: 3479953, Profile Updated: 06-26-17
Author has written 18 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Artemis Fowl, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Elder Scroll series, X-Files, Pokémon, Sweeney Todd, Lord of the Rings, Men In Black, and Hannibal.

Who Are We?

"We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams."


Team: Wonkaverse

Location: That information is classified.

Language: High Gallifreyan, Loompanese, English, Russian, and a smattering of Spanish.

Writers of: pretty much every genre.

Story Count: Who's counting?

Story Content: pertaining to the life of our favorite candymaker, and now other members of the universe!

Inspired by: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Roald Dahl), (Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (Roald Dahl), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (WB), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (WB), Halo series, Warhammer series, Dr. Who, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Men in Black, Alien Saga, X-files, Pokemon Sweeney Todd, Hannibal, etc.

Quote of the day: "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." -Agent Smith


Bio: We like to write, and that is pretty much it. What goes up here, whether a pure or crossover fanfiction, with new or canon characters, is merely practice for our own amusement that we deign to share with others. While we hope the material is enjoyable to read, if they derive smiles or tears, we hope that readers will offer us encouraging or constructive critiques so that we may improve our skills in writing, editing, and online publishing.

Please note that writing is not our day job. Though some of us are indeed full-time authors, we are also travelers, businesspersons, librarians, teachers, scientists, college students, managers, and other things that we will leave to your imagination. That being said, what we put here is fanfiction; it is not something we take as seriously as say, a book or technical report. So don't be surprised if some lore or story canon is stretched or discarded completely to suit our storylines.

Feel free to PM us if you have questions or comments regarding our stories. Positive feedback makes mRNA transcription go round.

Dang it, Harold, stop putting molecular biology jokes everywhere


Profile History:

June 2017 Current projects continue as team completes CPR/First Aid training, print formatting, facility fireproofing, and building construction.

Completed: The Recipe, a short crossover between Hannibal and Sweeney Todd.

April 2017 Current projects paused as team undergoes HazMat training in compliance with 29 CFR 1910.120, reworking WC II to make it more reader-friendly in the meantime.

Retooling: Wonka Chronicles II: The Son of Wonka

March 2017 Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale) and Lonji's Story completed. Team celebrates with a bonfire and watching fireworks with furry little bear creatures that live in treehouses.

Retooling: Wonka Chronicles I: The Adventures of Willy Wonka

After feedback from dedicated readers, we are reformatting this volume to have smaller sections for an easier and more convenient reading experience. Thank you for your suggestions!

Posted: Lonji's Story

Completed: Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale) and Lonji's Story

Team has near-death experience whilst searching for a way out of the Matrix. Work on other projects continues between HazMat training, Communications seminars, and looking for Morpheus.

February 2017 Team emerges from the Vault after prepping for apocalypse. Work on current projects continuing between dosimeter training. Polished off an archived story to put out for the meantime.

Posted: Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale)

January 2017 Team returns from travels outside the time/space continuum. Some operatives sent out for training. Others working on research for the Lost Jedi, A Zooniversal Tour, and a girl scout-related factory tour.

Posted: AI-written Pokemon story: Hidden Power

Sam: Hola!

May 2016 Completion of reader requested story: Candy Crossed...a crossover between the 1971 and 2005 Willy Wonka movies. Posted Madgod Myths and Elder Scrolls: Oblivious.

Posted: Men in Black/X Files crossover

April 2016 recovered stories following computer's viral infection. Posted new chapter to WC vol. III.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Work is being done on a new crossover, pertaining to The Fallen Jedi...

August 2015 had some issues with posting new material. Added three chapters to Wonka Chronicles volume III.

December 2014 almost Christmas already. The Oompa-Loompas here are dressing up as Santa's elves. They think it's funny, but not as funny as when they dress up like gnomes and sit on people's lawns to freak 'em out. Added two chapters to Wonka Chronicles II. Added the first chapter of a new volume of the Wonka Chronicles that includes a recap of the main pieces. Check it out if you don't want to read a ton of pages to get the gist of our universe. Jim the turtle also wants to say hi.

Sam: Hi!

September 2014 again Added Chapter 9 to Wonka Chronicles II: Son of Wonka. Wonka Jr. has the feels...
We have recruited a monk scribe.

September 2014 Finally another chapter added to the Wonka Chronicles II: Son of Wonka. Charlie Wonka, Willy's genetically spliced clone, is about to get the surprise of his life! Still no word on our lost member.

August 2013 Checkup...thanks again to those who make reviews. Can't believe it's been a year. Can't believe my computer crashed and ate every story we had on it. Working hard to work up new stuff from scratch.

November 8 2012 Checkup...thanks to all you people who posted comments/reviews! It's been really difficult to write stuff at this time of year, but maybe with enough input from readers, we'll get motivated to write something really cool. Maybe even restarting The Fallen Jedi story that was scrapped earlier this year... Keep commenting, or even PMing. It really does make a difference.

September 17 2012 Posting of The Unknown Tour...I wonder how well it will do?

September 2012 Addition of chapters to WC II: Son of Wonka

May 21 2012 Identity Crisis removed. Sorry, readers. The member who was working on it unexpectedly disappeared. She may have been pulled into a wormhole.

March 25 2012 Sixth and final Chapter added to A.F.C.F. Completion!

March 16 2012 Second Chapter added to A.F.C.F. (Artemis Fowl and the Chocolate Factory)

March 13 2012 Beginning of Newsboard, Publishing of a new story: Artemis and the Chocolate Factory!


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The Recipe
Hannibal learns about meat pies while visiting London.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26 - Nellie Lovett, Hannibal L.
Wonka Chronicles II: The Son of Wonka reviews
The adventures of Wonka continue in space, through an unexpected successor. Rated M for some violence.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Willy Wonka, OC
Wonka Chronicles I: Adventures of Willy Wonka reviews
Willy Wonka's life continues in an epic struggle against his top competitor, who will stop at nothing to bring about his rival's downfall... Sequel to The Truth Behind the Tour and The Great Glass Catastrophe. Rated M for some language and violent action sequences.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 47,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
Lonji's Story reviews
An Oompa-Loompa finds himself somehow transported out of Wonka's factory, and to a future society where his people have colonized a new planet. Is it all a dream that he'll wake up from? And as memories of the factory grow dim, will he want to wake up? Rated T for some language
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 3/3 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror (a Wonka Tale) reviews
A Wonka Company experiment goes horribly wrong, creating an alternate reality in which Charlie Bucket never finds the Golden Ticket, the Company is forced out of business, and Veruca Salt rules the world! Rated M mainly for violence, occasional language, and some suggestive material.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 73,675 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/17 - Augustus Gloop, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt, Mike Teevee - Complete
Hidden Power reviews
A police officer comes asks Professor Oak to help him investigate a strange sighting on a ruined island, but discovers something surprising about the professor himself...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29 - Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O. - Complete
The Lost Jedi reviews
When Count Dooku flees from the Republic forces, he has a rather unexpected journey...
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Count Dooku, Gandalf, Saruman
Why You're Here reviews
Special Agent Fox Mulder finds out why he's always looking up at the stars for answers...
Crossover - X-Files & Men In Black - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2016 - F. Mulder, Agent K - Complete
Wonka Chronicles III: Futile Feud
The life of Willy Wonka's successor continues in space, while on Earth the fight with Chadworth draws steadily to an end. Meanwhile, a new threat is rising from the other side of the galaxy... Rated M for violence and some language. Definitely not a children's story anymore.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,939 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 12/10/2014
Elder Scrolls: Oblivious
Sometimes we do dumb things when we play a videogame for the first time. This is the story of a character whose player unfortunately doesn't make the best choices...or just doesn't know what's going on. Suggestions for game content or glitches to incorporate are welcome.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Imperial
Madgod Myths reviews
Stories about our favorite, cheese-loving, intestine-skipping daedric prince of madness.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016
Candy Crossed reviews
What if the characters from the 1970's musical "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and the 2005 movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" somehow met? Find out in this adventure, suggested by valued reader Retro Mania.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt, Mike Teevee, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Great GlassCatastrophe reviews
Willy Wonka told Charlie Bucket that he would inherit the chocolate factory. But Charlie and his family must survive a trip in the Great Glass Elevator before that happens...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
The Visit reviews
Wonka's factory has been back in business for ten years, his gates always locked. What happens when he receives a vist from government officials? He gives them a TOUR, of course! Rated T because you shuldn't read this to kids as a bedtime story.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Willy Wonka - Complete
The Unknown Tour reviews
For the first time in a long time, Mr. Wonka receives some visitors. How will he keep them from telling the world about the secrets of his factory? Rated M because it's not suitable as a bedtime story for children.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Artemis and the Chocolate Factory reviews
How the legendary tour in Willy Wonka's factory would have turned out if the most intelligent child in Western Europe had wanted to find a Golden Ticket.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Artemis F., Willy Wonka - Complete
Soylent Candy reviews
After an atomic war, the Earth is in ruins. But Wonka's candies are selling better than before. All the plants are gone, so what are the candies made of? Willy Wonka with Soylent Green references. For those of you who don't know what that is, ask your parents. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Charlie Bucket
The Truth Behind the Tour reviews
Everyone knows the story: after years of seclusion, Willy Wonka opens his gates to five children. Secretly, he wants an heir, and will test the kids to find who is worthy. But what happened to those who did not pass? Rated M because you wouldn't read it to kids as a bedtime story.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete