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Author has written 17 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Artemis Fowl, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Elder Scroll series, X-Files, Pokémon, Lord of the Rings, Men In Black, and Zootopia.
Location: This universe. Mostly.
Language: The use of Galactic Translators renders this section irrelevant.
Writers of: pretty much every genre.
Story Count: sixteen-ish
Story Content: pertaining to the life of our favorite candymaker, and now other members of the universe!
Inspired by: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Roald Dahl), (Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (Roald Dahl), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (WB), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (WB), Halo series, Warhammer series, Dr. Who, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Men in Black, Alien Saga, X-files, Pokemon, etc.
Quote of the day: "The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."
March 13 2012 Beginning of Newsboard, Publishing of a new story: Artemis and the Chocolate Factory!
March 16 2012 Second Chapter added to A.F.C.F. (Artemis Fowl and the Chocolate Factory)
March 17 2012 St. Patrick's Day (think Irish accent) Publishn' o' a new story: Wonka Chronicles II: The Son o' Wonka!
March 18 2012 Third Chapter added to A.F.C.F.
March 19 2012 Fourth Chapter Added to A.F.C.F.
March 23 2012 Fifth Chapter Added to A.F.C.F.
March 25 2012 Sixth and final Chapter added to A.F.C.F. Completion!
May 21 2012 Identity Crisis removed. Sorry, readers. The member who was working on it unexpectedly disappeared. She may have been pulled into a wormhole.
September 2012 Addition of chapters to WC II: Son of Wonka
September 17 2012 Posting of The Unknown Tour...I wonder how well it will do?
November 8 2012 Checkup...thanks to all you people who posted comments/reviews! It's been really difficult to write stuff at this time of year, but maybe with enough input from readers, we'll get motivated to write something really cool. Maybe even restarting The Fallen Jedi story that was scrapped earlier this year... Keep commenting, or even PMing. It really does make a difference.
August 2013 Checkup...thanks again to those who make reviews. Can't believe it's been a year. Can't believe my computer crashed and ate every story we had on it. Working hard to work up new stuff from scratch.
September 2014 Finally another chapter added to the Wonka Chronicles II: Son of Wonka. Charlie Wonka, Willy's genetically spliced clone, is about to get the surprise of his life! Still no word on our lost member.
September 2014 again Added Chapter 9 to Wonka Chronicles II: Son of Wonka. Wonka Jr. has the feels...
December 2014 almost Christmas already. The Oompa-Loompas here are dressing up as Santa's elves. They think it's funny, but not as funny as when they dress up like gnomes and sit on people's lawns to freak 'em out. Added two chapters to Wonka Chronicles II. Added the first chapter of a new volume of the Wonka Chronicles that includes a recap of the main pieces. Check it out if you don't want to read a ton of pages to get the gist of our universe. Jim the turtle also wants to say hi.
August 2015 had some issues with posting new material. Added three chapters to Wonka Chronicles volume III.
April 2016 recovered stories following computer's viral infection. Posted new chapter to WC vol. III.
May 2016 Completion of reader requested story: Candy Crossed...a crossover between the 1971 and 2005 Willy Wonka movies. Posted Madgod Myths and Elder Scrolls: Oblivious.
Posted: Men in Black/X Files crossover
January 2017 Team returns from travels outside the time/space continuum. Some operatives sent out for training. Others working on research for the Lost Jedi, A Zooniversal Tour, and a girl scout-related factory tour.
Posted: AI-written Pokemon story: Hidden Power
February 2017 Team emerges from the Vault after prepping for apocalypse. Work on current projects continuing between dosimeter training. Polished off an archived story to put out for the meantime.
Posted: Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale)