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Author has written 18 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Artemis Fowl, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Elder Scroll series, X-Files, Pokémon, Sweeney Todd, Lord of the Rings, Men In Black, and Hannibal.
Who Are We?
"We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams."
Location: That information is classified.
Language: High Gallifreyan, Loompanese, English, Russian, and a smattering of Spanish.
Writers of: pretty much every genre.
Story Count: Who's counting?
Story Content: pertaining to the life of our favorite candymaker, and now other members of the universe!
Inspired by: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Roald Dahl), (Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (Roald Dahl), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (WB), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (WB), Halo series, Warhammer series, Dr. Who, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Men in Black, Alien Saga, X-files, Pokemon Sweeney Todd, Hannibal, etc.
Quote of the day: "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." -Agent Smith
Bio: We like to write, and that is pretty much it. What goes up here, whether a pure or crossover fanfiction, with new or canon characters, is merely practice for our own amusement that we deign to share with others. While we hope the material is enjoyable to read, if they derive smiles or tears, we hope that readers will offer us encouraging or constructive critiques so that we may improve our skills in writing, editing, and online publishing.
Please note that writing is not our day job. Though some of us are indeed full-time authors, we are also travelers, businesspersons, librarians, teachers, scientists, college students, managers, and other things that we will leave to your imagination. That being said, what we put here is fanfiction; it is not something we take as seriously as say, a book or technical report. So don't be surprised if some lore or story canon is stretched or discarded completely to suit our storylines.
Feel free to PM us if you have questions or comments regarding our stories. Positive feedback makes mRNA transcription go round.
Dang it, Harold, stop putting molecular biology jokes everywhere
June 2017 Current projects continue as team completes CPR/First Aid training, print formatting, facility fireproofing, and building construction.
Completed: The Recipe, a short crossover between Hannibal and Sweeney Todd.
April 2017 Current projects paused as team undergoes HazMat training in compliance with 29 CFR 1910.120, reworking WC II to make it more reader-friendly in the meantime.
Retooling: Wonka Chronicles II: The Son of Wonka
March 2017 Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale) and Lonji's Story completed. Team celebrates with a bonfire and watching fireworks with furry little bear creatures that live in treehouses.
Retooling: Wonka Chronicles I: The Adventures of Willy Wonka
After feedback from dedicated readers, we are reformatting this volume to have smaller sections for an easier and more convenient reading experience. Thank you for your suggestions!
Posted: Lonji's Story
Completed: Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale) and Lonji's Story
Team has near-death experience whilst searching for a way out of the Matrix. Work on other projects continues between HazMat training, Communications seminars, and looking for Morpheus.
February 2017 Team emerges from the Vault after prepping for apocalypse. Work on current projects continuing between dosimeter training. Polished off an archived story to put out for the meantime.
Posted: Mirror, Mirror (A Wonka Tale)
January 2017 Team returns from travels outside the time/space continuum. Some operatives sent out for training. Others working on research for the Lost Jedi, A Zooniversal Tour, and a girl scout-related factory tour.
Posted: AI-written Pokemon story: Hidden Power
May 2016 Completion of reader requested story: Candy Crossed...a crossover between the 1971 and 2005 Willy Wonka movies. Posted Madgod Myths and Elder Scrolls: Oblivious.
Posted: Men in Black/X Files crossover
April 2016 recovered stories following computer's viral infection. Posted new chapter to WC vol. III.
August 2015 had some issues with posting new material. Added three chapters to Wonka Chronicles volume III.
December 2014 almost Christmas already. The Oompa-Loompas here are dressing up as Santa's elves. They think it's funny, but not as funny as when they dress up like gnomes and sit on people's lawns to freak 'em out. Added two chapters to Wonka Chronicles II. Added the first chapter of a new volume of the Wonka Chronicles that includes a recap of the main pieces. Check it out if you don't want to read a ton of pages to get the gist of our universe. Jim the turtle also wants to say hi.
September 2014 again Added Chapter 9 to Wonka Chronicles II: Son of Wonka. Wonka Jr. has the feels...
September 2014 Finally another chapter added to the Wonka Chronicles II: Son of Wonka. Charlie Wonka, Willy's genetically spliced clone, is about to get the surprise of his life! Still no word on our lost member.
August 2013 Checkup...thanks again to those who make reviews. Can't believe it's been a year. Can't believe my computer crashed and ate every story we had on it. Working hard to work up new stuff from scratch.
November 8 2012 Checkup...thanks to all you people who posted comments/reviews! It's been really difficult to write stuff at this time of year, but maybe with enough input from readers, we'll get motivated to write something really cool. Maybe even restarting The Fallen Jedi story that was scrapped earlier this year... Keep commenting, or even PMing. It really does make a difference.
September 17 2012 Posting of The Unknown Tour...I wonder how well it will do?
September 2012 Addition of chapters to WC II: Son of Wonka
May 21 2012 Identity Crisis removed. Sorry, readers. The member who was working on it unexpectedly disappeared. She may have been pulled into a wormhole.
March 25 2012 Sixth and final Chapter added to A.F.C.F. Completion!
March 16 2012 Second Chapter added to A.F.C.F. (Artemis Fowl and the Chocolate Factory)
March 13 2012 Beginning of Newsboard, Publishing of a new story: Artemis and the Chocolate Factory!