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Joined 11-30-11, id: 3480528, Profile Updated: 09-15-20
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Rick and Morty.

"I'd say go to hell but I never want to see you again."

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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 273,172 - Reviews: 7913 - Favs: 7,663 - Follows: 7,872 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
They Didn't Know We Were Seeds by LucyLuna reviews
' I'm not dead,' is his first thought upon waking. His next thought, after opening his eyes and seeing the mold-blackened ceiling of his childhood bedroom, is, 'What the bloody—' He touches his neck. It's whole, slender – like a child's throat – and just as smooth. His third, and final thought before the banging at his door starts, is: 'Did any of it happen at all? ' Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 101 - Words: 261,995 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., OC, Marauders
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3979 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 3,853 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Last Rides of the Bohemians by Silphanis reviews
One found a grave. One found a home. One found a history. One found only himself. These are the last rides of the bohemians. (Drabble collection)
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Faye V., Jet B.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 7,072 - Follows: 8,015 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Dark Paradise by 13Nyx13 reviews
It was a popular topic that civilians liked to gossip about whenever they were short on drama. And the subject of their lingering scrutiny was always, where exactly Haruno Sakura had inherited her pink hair from...For the Haruno clan was old and proud and could keep secrets just as well as any shinobi. Retake on Naruto with a very different Sakura! Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,982 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
The People vs Jason Todd by J23K reviews
Jason Todd wants to spend the rest of his days alone in prison to get away from the Bat family. It's too bad then, that Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne and Tim Drake get themselves intentionally arrested and put in the same prison.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Blair by tell-them-stories reviews
Change one detail and an entire story, an entire world, is affected. Imagine this: on January 9th, 1960, Eileen Snape did not give birth to a boy. She had a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,609 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
Mata Hari by PlaidButterfly reviews
Harlot, yes, but traitor, never." Alternate Universe story exploring the impact on the world and characters if Snape were not male but female.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Severus S.
Repose by She's a Star reviews
Snape, and closure. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Russian Roulette by Soz reviews
Seedy gun-toting, cheap-perfume wearing Sirius/Narcissa/Lucius triangle stretching from the illegal disco dance clubs of Communist-controlled Moscow to the Soviet prison camps of Western Siberia. Find who made & broke Sirius Black before Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2002 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
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The Diary of Severine Snape
Exactly what the title suggests.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2020 - Severus S. - Complete
Summer is Not Safe reviews
"Keep Summer safe." Rick said. Set after "The Rick's Must Be Crazy". Summer and some introspection and some unhealthy coping mechanisms. TW: eating disorder, maybe ptsd, possible suicidal thoughts. probably out of character, definitely au, kind of stream of consciousness and a new epistolary chapter.
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Beth S., Jerry S., Morty S., Summer S.
Through a Glass Darkly reviews
The spaces between. Moments in the life of Severine Snape. Snapshots of a female Snape nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Severus S., Regulus B., Eileen P., Tobias S.