![]() Author has written 19 stories for Big Time Rush, Victorious, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Ouran High School Host Club. Hello people of the fanfiction world. You have stumbled across my profile! I'm sorry, I know its not much but... Meh? *shrugs* I am not going to say much about me because i don't see the point and my user name sums it up nicely anyway. I am on here to wright and/or read fanfiction! Not so much the wright part... thing I will tell you is that i am a girl and in college that's as personal as I'm getting! Alright? Alright! Some of my favorite story's to read about are... Pokemon (sorry can't figure out how to put the accent thingy on), The Legend Of Zelda, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: The Last Air bender, Bakugan, Big Time Rush, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, Suits, House of Anubis, Fruit Basket, and Victoiruos. And before you ask I am a Yaoi/slash/boyxboy/whatever else you wish to call it fan *sigh* I know its a guilty pleasure, BUT I do enjoy guy-girl parings too specialty in Pokemon ( Where is that button i know its here!) *spaces out* Oh! Right i was doing something, anyway I'm sorry if I offended some people. I understand completely and i respect your opinion, so if you please respect mine :). If i do wright anything it is probable not the best because my skills at writing are umm... lacking, like severely. But i do plan to write! That's sort of the reason i signed up for a account! I just signed up for a twitter account that is just going to be used to write random things that pop into my head. If you wish to follow my account is @Random_Quality. https://twitter.com/Random_Quality I really just created it to follow the BTR boys... Follow my Tumblr? http:/// If you like 1D and 5sos I have a Twitter for them that is @Random1DQuality https://twitter.com/Random1DQuality I also have a Instagram @Random_Quality it's a mixed fanpage of BTR, 1D and 5sos, :D I signed up for a deviantART account too, but just got around to telling you guys. That account is just used for another place to post my stories. Here you go: http:/// I also have a Pinterest! http:///randomquality/ You can reach me at all those locations! So if you want to scream at me for not updating you have more than one way! :D That's all I got for right now, Peacness! Haters Gonna Hate, Rushers Gonna Elevate! Quotes from Kendall Schmidt "Life is to short to be organized" "I FEEL LIKE A GOLDEN GOD!" "Find your passion and run with it. Anything is possible." "Are we ridiculous? Yes we're ridiculous!" Carlos: You know it's funny that my dad used to wear them all the time. I used to be like "Eww daddy that's gross no way!" And now here I am I got a speedo Kendall: And now we're all like "Eww Carlos that's gross no way" "The name of the cereal is call Holy Crap. A little milk and Holy Crap. I swear to GOD that is what it's called." "Awesome-sauce." "Rushers own Big Time Rush's Heart!!!!" "Starting to feel like the holidays! I think the temp in LA has finally gone down to 65 Brrrrr ;)" "I never made the staring 7!" "During the tour I started to read Fifty Shades of Gray. I only got to read 80 pages, because I got so much crap from the guys." Quotes from Jake Sparrow "Nobody move... I dropped me brain!" "Why is the rum always gone?" "Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!" "Me? It's because I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to look out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.." "Why is the rum gone!" -Jack "Because, Jake. Rum is a vile drink that only causes harm to man!" -Elizabeth "Yes, but why is the rum gone!"-Jake. "I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically." "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!" "If you were looking for the right moment... that was it" "No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol’ what’s-er-face." "Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." "Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!" "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." "This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone?" "Ladies! Will you shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it make you look fat. I've never been to Brussles. It's pronounced 'eregious'. By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" "Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded." "I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything’s gone to pot!" "Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again" "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" "You know that sudden feeling you get when you're standing in a high place and you get? Sudden urge to jump? I don't have it." "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." "Did no one come to save me because they missed me?" Elizabeth; "It's real!" Norrington: "You were actually telling the truth." Jack: "I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised." Will: "With good reason" *hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard* "Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names." *Barbossa fiddles with his pegleg and and removes it* "Oh! You've got a knife!" -Jake "Better!" -Barbossa *Reveals his pegleg is a flask and takes a drink* "I want one of those."-Jack "Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight." [Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order] "Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?" "You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?" "Look! An undead monkey. Top that!" "Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again." "The Santiago. Famously captained by Ponce de Leon. *turns around* Hm. No one there. Right, then." "This is the women from Seville."-Jack If you haven't noticed, Jack is my hero! Which considering is probably a bad thing, you know, because he is a pirate and has terrible luck and only cares about immortality and himself... but he likes rum! So that make him my hero! Rum for all! Everyone seems to have this on their profile if the love BTR, so I thought I'd show all of you how obsessed I am/ with this wonderful band. Heh _' B K L J C If Big Time Rush ruled the world: There would be no sickness (thanks to James). There would be free cinnamon roll Wednesdays (thanks to Kendall). There would be a dance party every day at 1 (thanks to Logan). Everyone would have nap time for at least an hour every single day (thanks to Carlos). Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think BTR should rule the world. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, Storylover158, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, Randomness-Is-My-specialty, If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Why are you copying this me? Because i do me. Well that's weird me. Your one to talk.) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Clumsiest person in my school.) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on yourprofile. (If you couldn't tell because of my user name...shiny thing oooooooooh) If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, Randomness-Is-My-Specialty, If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile and add our name to the list: Panda-Boo15, JillEsterNapier91, wassupshortyshortz-BTRlover, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, Randomness-Is-My-Specialty, If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well duh, it's the first story genera I ever wrote too) If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Then I usually run into it...) If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Several times... in the same day... into the same door.) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (yep...) If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile. ( there's only one person who loves it...if your a true BTR fan you know who I'm talking about.) If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you havent died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (...Checking pulse...oh thank god...wait where did it go?!?!?!?) If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!! I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?" If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile(...hmm? Sorry were you saying something?) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. (There's no better way to spend your evening!) If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. ( I was just telling a friend...wait sorry what are we talking about?) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (Of course who hasn't?) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (many people have told me this...) (NOTE: Don't read if you don't have a fanfiction) (I believe this with ever fiber of my begin. I don't care what you say.) This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! -R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Name 12 Characters from Big Time Rush 1. Jett 2. Carlos 3. Camille 4. Kendall 5. Lucy 6. Kaitie 7. Guitar Dude 8. Logan 9. Gustavo 10. Mama Knight 11. Dak Zevon 12. James 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yup. It was a cute one! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If that even a question? OF EFFING COURSE! ERUPTION OF A VOLCANO HOT 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Pregnant LOGAN! It would be very, very cute. 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? None for just him, no. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Eeeeh. I guess. Carlos and Katie could be a good couple, when Katie is older tho 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? NEITHER! HOLY FUCK NO! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING NO NO NO! So no. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex? Jarlos sex that Guitar Dude walking in on it, hmm. He probably be all "Allllriiighttt" In his hippi voice and then walk off to find some weed. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic? Mama Knight/Camille... Mama Knight sits Camille down to talk about her intentions with Logan, because Mama Knight will not have one of her babies hurt. 9. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Probably. Haven't seen any. But I could dig it. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic: Let Me Play You A Song 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted One to deflower Four? KETT! YES! Well, Jett would just kinda walk in all suave and annoy the hell out of Kendall until Kendall just jumps him bc Jett makes him horny and he doesn't care that he is a virgin 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Nope. 13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three smut? Nope. 14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yup online friend wrote a story. 15. Would anyone you know write Three/Six/Nine Smut? Camille/Kaite/Gustavo. I just vomited in my mouth. 16.What might One scream at a moment of great passion? "KENDORK!" ;) 17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? American Idoit- Green Day 8. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be WARNINGS: Smut with Jett/James with an embarrass Katie 19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Mama Knight/Carlos. She wouldn't. No. I am not going there. 20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Long time ago. Can't even remember when. 21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? EW NO! PEDOPHILE!!! 22. If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Camille 23. (Fill in the blanks) "Six and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. Six, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." "Katie and Gustavo are in a happy relationship until Gustavo suddenly runs off with Kendall. Katie, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Dak Zevon and a brief unhappy affair with James, then follows the wise advice of Lucy and finds true love with Camile." (That is all kinds of WRONG!) 1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') 2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal) 3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) 4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) 5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink) 6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's) 7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) 8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) I Cost $525 a Night! ;) Natural Hair Color: Eye Color: Height: Age: Birth Order: Drink? Vision? Shoe Size: Favorite Colors (two): (ugh only two!!) Letter your middle name(s) start with: Bedroom walls- select all that apply! First letter of the person you last talked to Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Final Total: $525 Re-Post as "I Cost $-- a night" For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? She's Not Afraid (One Direction) (Damn right I'm not! XP) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Irresistible (One Direction) (heheheheh) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Fall Out Boys) 4. WHAT IS 2(Plus)2? Wake Up Call (Maroon 5) (HA!) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Moments (One Direction) 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Up All Night (One Direction) (LOL!!!! I want to stay Up All Night with Kendall! ;D) 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Me, Myself & Time (Demi Lavato) (OOOOOOH! I like this one!) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? We'll Be Alright (Travie McCoy) (...That doesn't make since...OKAY THEN!) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Radioactive (Imagine Dragons) (HAHA! AWESOME!) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Forever Unstoppable (Hot Chelle Rae) (Hehe!) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Last First Kiss (One Direction) (Awwww. That would be so sweet! 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Hey There Delilah (Plane White T's) (Awwww...I got an image of my future husband like singing this at my funeral...DON'T CRY BABY! T_T) 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Like Nobody's Around (Big Time Rush) (I party for a hobby ;P, not really but...heh) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Want U Back (Cher Lloyd) (I've never HAD someone to want back...) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Remember When (Chris Wallace) (...okay then) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Faithfully (Journey) (That doesn't work...lol) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Die Young (Ke$ha) (LOL! I NEARLY DIED FROM LAUGHING) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Kiss You (One Direction) (...I'm not sure what that is implying) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? We Are The Champions (Queen) (Ha! I actually have a funny story behind that one! I was with my orchesrta group and when my teacher announced the scores this song came on! :P) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Run Wild (Big Time Rush) (Alrighty) 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Love (Matt White) (yay! Lol.) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? I Need Your Love (Ellie Goulding Ft. Calvin Harris) 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Wake Me Up (Avicii) Is that a no?) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Na Na Na (Big Time Rush) (Apparently not) 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Break Your Little Heart (All Time Low) 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Miss Jackson (Panic! at the Disco) (:D) |