RMacaroni
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Joined 12-01-11, id: 3482065, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hi there!

I am a 29 married grad student.

I fell in love with Twilight and I am now obsessed with fanfiction.

Also, Rob owns me.

I love writing, but I mostly do it for myself. My brain fills in the gaps that my writing leaves. Hopefully, some of it would make sense for you too.

Writing is a learning experience for me so I'd appreciate your feedback. Just don't be a meanie.

Ronnie.

I waste a lot of time on twitter, so come say hi (at)RMacaroni :)

Fortune's Fool*

I'm working with PTB to beta FF. When I first posted it I had no idea what I was doing, and I also had no beta. I have been replacing the chapters with the betad ones to avoid pulling and re-posting.

Graduate Bitterness*

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The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7352 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21188 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7598 - Favs: 7,776 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21114 - Favs: 11,570 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Moment of Victory reviews
There, in the middle of the exit, where we'll walk right by it on our way out to the field, is the trophy, the prize, the most coveted award for a footballer — the World Cup. The round base holds two athletes stretching up, the world on their hands, in their moment of victory. Only the greatest have held that golden statue, and today, the US finally has a chance. ExB. AH. All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,572 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Sticks of Heaven reviews
Mind over matter they tell you, but how do you control the mind when everyday you're surrounded by the very vice you're trying to evade? Well, you find yourself a distraction and you just fucking do it. Toothpicks, that's my distraction —my little sticks of heaven. A/H EPOV Rated M for language and citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Graduate Bitterness reviews
Bitter graduate student meets eager undergraduate. Sparks fly but not always in the good way. A story about regaining faith in yourself and remembering why it was you used to love what you do. All EPOV. AH. Rated M for language and eventual citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 52,484 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cadet Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen is a first year military cadet. He hasn't seen Bella for six months. He gets hurt the day before he is supposed to see her. Will he be able to leave and see her or stay and get treated for his injury? AH, rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fortune's Fool reviews
Edward is a bartender at a college town bar where Bella studies. They meet and the connection is instant. Edward has a very unfortunate past and is hiding many secrets, but he is not able to stay away from Bella. M for language, substance abuse and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,016 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete