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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Hey guys it's IAmAFreakingNinja!

Thanks all those people who are checking out my profile. So here are a few things about myself.

Sex: Girl

Age: You'd like to know

Facts about me: I'm a ninja. lol. I can be very random, and I often trip on my own feet!

Likes: Naruto, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Rosario + Vampire and Death Note. I prefer the manga for all of them, but I also love the anime!!!

Dislikes: Twilight books Twilght, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn (I am okay with Eclispe), South Park (Whtever that show is called, sorry but I can't stand it!!!!), and the Harry Potter books (Right when I thought it was over the author releases another book... so i say screw that and then I watch the movie instead :P).

Characters I like: Naruto (HE IS SO ADORABLE!), Sasuke (Only at times, I think he is a d bag, yet he did have some good moments), Gaara (Cute), Temari (Only kunoichi besides Ten-ten who didn't suck balls in the begining), Ten-ten, Neji (Fate!), Lee (Makes me laugh), Ichigo (Main character, easy to like I guess...), Rukia (Ichi's sidekick), Ukitake (Smart, merciful, and handsome), Tsukune (He is cute in part 2, and is sooo loyal!), Inner Moka (She kicks ass! Hate the outer Moka, but love her she is my role model! lol), L (He is just L), and Jasper (Only Twilight character I like... helps his actor is hot though).

Sakura Haruno (Sorry Sakura fans, she sickens me), Orihime (Same reason as Sakura), Konohamaru (Brat), Kabuto (I just hate his guts), Aizen (Hot, but a jerk), Nel (I jusst hate her she is annoying!), Kurumu (Bitch with big boobs), Edward Cullen (Just cause), and Ramen haters! RAMEN 4ever!!!!!!

Message Hey guys as you know, im new to fanficton, and I dont really know if my writing is good enough to be on here, so I ask u all to reveiw to help construct my writing. Reveiws are my inspiration. Thanks all ya, reveiw if u love or hate it, constructive critism helps

Stories :

Shinobi in the Seireitei

Rating T/M

warning language

Pairings not yet decided, may be Naru/Soi, Naru/Ruk, Naru/Harem, Naru/Uno, or Naru/Yor.

Summary Naruto Uzumaki is at it again, he not only got sent into the future, but also in the middle of another war... or a war soon to come. not only that but naruto is about to discover some secrerts about the past and HIS future.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.


Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Sorry bout the updates, i just corrected my few spelling errors that seem to bother people. Sorry!!!

Also may not update in a while... why? Cause IAMAPISSEDOFFFREAKINGNINJA RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure that most of you heard about SOPA and PIPA via other authors telling you exactly what I'm going to tell you now or through the internet. If not then read carefully, because these two pieces of legislation can and will change your life if they are successfully passed.

SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act and PIPA, the Protect IP act, are aimed at stopping the widespread amount of pirated content, copyrighted by corporations. Under this bill, it gives corporations an almost UNLIMITED amount of power to take down any website for "infringing on copyrights" This completely undermines the Safe Harbor Rule that holds only the user responsible, not the website. But under this bill, any site that hosts any type of copyrighted material, songs, pictures, music, movies and anything else, will be struck down and blocked from the web entirely.

However, this bill is not going to even be able to accomplish their goal of stopping piracy. The only way to stop pirates is to create a service that is better and more convenient than the services offered by pirates. A pirate can just create a new URL to continue their illicit activities, completely overriding anything that is meant to deter their business that would be DNS blocked by SOPA and PIPA.

So, what does this mean for you guys? SOPA and PIPA does not only affect America. You have to keep in mind that much of Internet's big corporations that control the internet are in the states. They would be under fire, and then you would suffer in turn. For example, Fanfiction, the very site you are using to read this right now, could easily be struck down and DNS blocked. ALL, if no most, of the material come from copyrighted material! That means, these corporations could come in and strike down every story, every article and every thing here. And what makes it even scarier, is that they can do so without almost any opposition or due process of the law.

Let's take a REAL WORLD situation that just happened recently. Universal Music branded MegaUpload as a PIRATE website, and on the 29th of November, MegaUpload was unavailable to many countries around the world because of a DNS block. It was labeled a "rouge site", and even the law enforcement got involved.

Now what happened next? Artists such as Kanye West and others created a song in support of MegaUpload on YouTube to raise awareness of SOPA and PIPA. What happened? YouTube was forced to take it down because Universal Music CLAIMED that it had violated copyrights! And the worst part is was that there was absolutely nothing to prove that it had. They owned NOTHING! This was obvious CENSORSHIP! So, this means that these big corporations are working to try to stop people from hearing the truth. And again this should scare the crap out of you. These corporations have to ability NOW already to take things down they deem "infringement" that they DON'T EVEN OWN! Now why did they do this? Because of competition.

Corporations have targeted the internet because it creates competition. By passing SOPA and PIPA, they could DNS block ANY website. And they don't even have to be infringing copyright. If there is a possibility of the site infringing on copyrights, the corporations can SHUT THEM DOWN ENTIRELY. The amount of power that will be given to these companies could be used to take down anything they feel like is a danger to them. Another example, under PIPA, if a criminal had funds in a bank from illegal goods by selling them on the Internet, a company could SHUTDOWN the ENTIRE bank and its branches WITHOUT WARRANT OR DUE PROCESS OR NOTICE. That is how far these companies can go.

So back to what this means for you. Everything changes if this bill passes. Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, DeviantART, Photobucket could easily be taken down. And this "infringement" isn't just music and video. If, for example, I linked you all to an article. That article is copyrighted, and I could be blocked and sent to jail for "violating" copyright. My Stories and ANY other you enjoy here would be gone. Everything you enjoy here on the internet would disappear forever. And what's worse, it won't be just me. It would be ALL of the website for just ONE "violation".

And to make matters worse, the people in the congress who support this bill DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AND HOW TO USE THE INTERNET. They refer to people who use the internet as "Internet Nerds." They barely even know how to use a keyboard! This was all recorded also, you can easily look it up...for now.

And to the central idea of this bill. This bill is about CENSORSHIP, a violation of the freedom of speech! What else is this about? Corporate elimination of competition.

Another example, if YouTube were shut down, various start-up companies wouldn't receive any media to gain funds and support.

Some of these start-up companies could revolutionize the world, but with SOPA & PIPA in place, they would never ever to heard again. What happens then? The big corporations become richer because no competition is in place to take away sales BECAUSE there is no more medium to advertise them.

Even some big corporations stated if these rules are put down, they wouldn't fund small start-ups unless it guarantees a 13X - 14X times profit! So any future small ventures and inventions could disappear. These bills will kill the economy, freedom and innovation of the future!

This is not a small special ops mission to take out small violations. It's a bomb; it's a wipe; it's a full out nuclear strike on our freedoms and internet. So stand up and fight this bill! What can you guys do? Spread the word! Contact your congressman! And help stop these two bills that could forever destroy the internet!

Support the fight to stop SOPA and PIPA! Sign up for these petitions to get people knowing and show your support! (if these don't show just look them up. They are all over the internet now.)

Just get rid of the spaces. :P

https : / / donate . mozilla . org / page / s / sopa - pipa - petition https : / / www . google . com / landing / takeaction / http : / / americancensorship . org / http : / / blacklists . eff . org /

Alright, thanks for reading through that and hopefully supporting the fight to stop SOPA and PIPA. Most of that was copied from another author but I DO know that it is all true and that we DESPERATELY need to stop these bills from passing!

All American readers PLEASE support this fight against SOPA and PIPA if you have not yet, and to EVERYONE! Spread this message around! Pass it EVERYWHERE you guys know! Not just Fanfiction! Pass it to every site you guys know and get more supporters in this fight!

And I know pretty much for sure that fanfiction will be one of the first cites shut down first! So my stories, your stories, and other authors stories WILL BE GONE FOR GOOD!



Better rephrase ment...

Anyway thanks for reading.

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The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 314,190 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5296 - Favs: 4,939 - Follows: 3,917 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Firepaw of SkyClan by Mistywater55 reviews
Skyclan never left the forest, the twolegplace was built on the edge of their territory. so what happens when a certain ginger kitten takes interest in the forest? Skyclan adopts Rusty. AU
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Firestar, Leafstar
The Future Didn't Look So Bright by Experimentnumber628 reviews
50 years after the lost Winter War, Kisuke has the answer to all their problems, a time machine. Traveling to before Aizen gets the Hogyoku, they can only hope to change the future because at the moment, the future didn't look so bright.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,169 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Interview: Bleach Pairings! by Rukia141 reviews
What do our favorite characters think about us pesky writers and our stories? They tell us their opinions in an interview! Give it a few chapters and it will get better! Promise!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 252,271 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
My Life as a Teenage Olympian God by Tigress Princess reviews
Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Consequences of a Lie by TheDogSage reviews
After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Loving Humanoid by AdilaRain reviews
AU. Kuchiki Rukia is an average high school student who wants a boyfriend. What happens when she finds out she can order a perfect one? Plot similar to Absolute Boyfriend and some OOC-ness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,705 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Not with you, Not without you by Catyz101 reviews
Tsukune's family gets killed in front of him. He is at the verge of death but a certain pink haired woman saves him before he dies. Why did she save him? More importantly how will he survive in a castle where humans are hated?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,368 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Amethyst Love by Kur0Kishi reviews
First 2 chapters from Fox trapped at Yokai Gakuen, but later diverges with many twists of my own. Naruto looses his purpose after being betrayed and lands in Yokai Gakuen, can he fit in? and what is his choice, Moka? or Konoha. Naruto x Moka
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,234 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A.
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3278 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Saved by the Sound by Darkflash reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's battle ended in a draw. Both were in cridical condition by the time Kakashi showed up. He was faced with a choice and picked Sasuke, leaving Naruto to die. But the blond's luck prevails when he is saved by Orochimaru. How will Naruto change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,033 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage No More by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Uzumaki Naruto finally finished the last of Akatsuki & returned Sasuke back. But feels like he is not wanted in Konoha.Everybody is all happy, living great lives. But,he is just having an inner conflict with staying. NarutoxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Fox Hanyou Trapped at Youkai Academy by the green ace of clubs reviews
Originally Lazy Hermits but with changes from me. Naruto crash lands into Yokai Academy could this be the place he reunites with a certain vampire from his childhood. But this time when they meet he may have to tell her a his dark secret only few know?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Konoha's Pariahs by Caboose21 reviews
This village had two pariahs. The "demon" and the "snake mistress." When one was away the other was treated worse. They each had their own ways of coping. Together they would save each other. Not the best summary. Naru/Anko Many Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto: The New Fūinjutsu Master by ILikeSharpObjects reviews
What if Naruto had a different dream when he was young, a dream that did not revolve around becoming the next Hokage? What if after discovering the art of Fūinjutsu Naruto declared to become the greatest seal user the world? Warning AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Warrior's High by Kaith1 reviews
Adopted. Welcome to the elite school of Warrior's High! Divided between the four areas of Thunderclan, Riverclan, Windclan, and Shadowclan, watch the life's of the newest high school students play out. Original story by Stealthclaw.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,275 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Lionblaze, Cinderheart
Kyuubi's Interference by ILikeSharpObjects reviews
What if at the Valley of the End the Kyuubi decided Naruto wasn't so useless. What if he made a preposition with Naruto ordering him to take his training more seriously? What does Orichimaru have to do with it? Warning First Fanic and more serious Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Inheritor of the Sandaime by Wolka reviews
The problem with prophecies is their vague nature and that they should always be taken with a grain of salt. Too bad no one told Jiraiya and Minato that when they made the biggest decision of Minato's children's lives. Moderate Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U., Temari
Time Travel by randomstuff1900 reviews
After pulverizing yet another group of ayashi,a crow grabs Moka's rosario and flies away with it.Tsukune chases after it but after grabbing it, he is struck by lightning and right now...He stands face to face with an eight year old Moka.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Day Before Spring Break by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot It's the day before Spring Break and Annabeth Chase is having quite a bad day in school. With annoying girls, irritating teachers, and an egotistic playboy, would her day get any worse? Or, maybe something might just make it better.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Death of the Fourth Hokage by flame's shadow reviews
Sequel to Death of the Third Hokage: The budding relationship of Naruto and Temari, the destruction of the long standing peace, and the first passionate moments of youth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Temari
Death of a Prophecy by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when Naruto gives up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
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Shinobi in the Seireitei reviews
What if Aizen was able to use the Hōgyoku's power to make a portal to the past. What if before he could go to the past, someone from the past came to the future. What if that someone was Naruto Uzumaki! Rated for language, rating may go up. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Bleach meets the iPod reviews
What happens when Bleach and the iPod come together... Mayhem! Rated T for minor swearing!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Ichigo K.
To Start Again reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is back, and he is done hiding. It had been two years since the war... two years since SHE had died. Now our hero is ready and back in action with his new found jutsu... enabling him to travel back in time. Redone version of old TimeTrv.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Naruto U.