Poll: Who in the Twilight Saga suffered the most emotional pain/ heartbreak? tick three choices Vote Now!
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Hi my name is Maleena Leilani and I am Team Jacob, forever and always
I'm a HUGE Twilight fan, I simply adore most of the Characters, my particular favorites are Jacob, Leah, Rosalie and Seth
I'm not a big fan of Bella and I deeply dislike, Edward, almost hate
I just find Bella very selfish, I hate the way everything is perfect for her in the end, like she has both Edward and Jacob, and her dad knows, I don't know, I just can't sympathise with a girl whose biggest ambition is to die.
I really hate that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee, it was against his will, and isn't she half vampire? and aren't vampires his enemy? shouldn't he feel repulsed? and shouldn't Jacob have a problem with it? why was he so calm and ok about it? SM really fucked up while writing Breaking Dawn, half of it doesn't even makes sense, I can't believe she went OOC on her own characters.
The thing with Edward Cullen is, alot of girls simply adore him, none of them see past that. None of them see past his looks and charm. Have you noticed how perfect Edward is potrayed, he's beautiful, he can live forever, he's fast, he's a mind-reader, he doesn't drink human blood. though I have noticed, that he is over-protective and a hypocrite, he claims the Pack is dangerous, but he-a-blood-drinking-vampire- isn't and Bella happens to be very clumsy, aleast with the Pack there is no risk or someone trying to kill her, if she cuts herself nobody would go murderously crazy. And what he feels for Bella cannot be love, it just cannot. his heart does not beat, then how does he feel. I think it is just Bloodlust, do you think he would have noticed Bella if it wasn't for her scent or protected mind.
Jacob and Bella belong together, Edward needs to find a vampire mate, he was crazy for falling for a human/
I love The Pack, and the Cullens are great too, but I kinda feel neutral about Alice because even though she's a cheery bouncy person, I have a feeling she would do anything for Edward or even to keep Bella in their family.
I hate the way Jacob is treated in the Twilight Saga! Stephanie made everything go wrong for him!
1: Losing his mother
2: Sisters abandening him
3: left to take care of Billy who is disabled
4: abandened and heart broken by Bella for his enemy
5: Bella Swan, his best friend and love of his life, used him and then married his enemy
6: imprinting on a hybrid, which makes no sense since she is his fucking enemy
7: being Alpha of the his pack
8: he was there for Bella through out the pregnancy and she still fucking broke him
I adore Jacob Black, my heart sobs at everything he's been through, everything Bella put him through, but there is one thing I hate him for, not walking away when he still had the chance :'(
While Jacob would be admiring your soft blush,
While Jacob would be able to warm you up on a cold winter day,
While Jacob faces problems head-on,
While Jacob is thinking about you even when he's sleeping,
While Jacob supports any decision you make,
While Jacob is sweet and cheerful,
While Jacob will do anything for the love of his life,
Really Stephenie? EDWARD over Jacob? :p
Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a PROUD supporter of JACOB BLACK!
Ok enough of my Twilight obssession, didn't mean to bore ya ;D
a black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this onto your profile.
Try Not To Cry :'(
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoë
I promise to remember Rachel
And yes I promise to remember PJO
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, if you are this girl
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Taylor Lautner is hot!!!!!! copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate Edward and wanted Bella to end up with Jacob, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'Its because your gay isn't it?'
Normal People Versus PJO fans 101
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers, or pray to the Gods.
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Harry taught me to be brave.
Ron taught me to be loyal.
Hermione taught me it's okay to be clever.
Ginny taught me to be myself.
Fred and George taught me to laugh.
Luna taught me to believe.
Neville taught me it's never too late to become who you want to be.
Draco taught me that you can always change.
Hagrid taught me to have a big heart.
Dumbledore taught me that everyone make mistakes, even the best.
Severus taught me the meaning of love.
Sirius and James taught me that dying for love, is the best way to die.
Lily, Narcissa and Molly taught me that the mother’s love is immortal.
Lucius taught me that the father’s love is equal to the mother’s one.
Remus taught me that the most important thing in a person, is his soul.
Tonks taught me that if you love someone, the difference aren’t important.
Regulus and Colin taught me that everyone can be an hero.
Minerva taught me the importance of fairness.
Dobby taught me about friendship.
Tom taught me that without love, we’re dead.
JK Rowling taught me to dream.
Thank you for the 7 amazing books.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
97 of teens would cry if they saw justin beiber standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. 2 percent would grab lawn chairs and popcorn. the last 1 percent would go up on the building push him and say you took to long
95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile
98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin"
If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile
If when you hear the word werewolf, and think of Jacob Black, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO JACOB!!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.
If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile! (it's not a secret ;P )
You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.
If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley, and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile. (i totally called Snape on being good...or as good as you can get with Snape).
If you're in denial over Tonks’ and Lupin’s deaths copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. (that's a GREAT idea!)
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be in Bella's place, so you could choose the right person (Jacob) copy and paste this into your profile
24 Things I owe to my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
1.Edward or Jacob
2.Bella/Edward or Bella/Jacob
3. Vampire or Werewolf
4. Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner
5. which is your favorite book(s) and why?
eclipse and new moon, because there is a lot of Bella/Jacob scenes, I can't get enough of them, they are just so cute together
6. Rosalie or Alice
7. Jasper or Emmet?
8. Imprints or Bites?
9. What do you think of Jacob and Renesmee?
I find it really weird, she's half vampire, his wolf can't love her, she's his enemy, I think Bella was his imprint but her sheild stopped that and Bella's doesn't beat, Nessie is the next best thing
10. Who do you hate in the Twilight Saga?
Edward, he left Bella in new moon, and dramatically tried to kill himself, and if he hadnt called then Bella and Jacob would have kissed, and she would have realised she loved Jacob then, he's a hypocrite, a stalker and a pedophile
11. Who is your favourite Cullen? and Why?
My Favourite Cullen is Rosalie, because she is the only one that wanted Bella to be human (Edward did too, but he didnt count)
12. Who is your Favourite Werewolf(s) aside from Jacob?
Paul, Leah, Seth
13. Who do you think Bella belongs with?
As Team Jacob I believe she belongs with Jacob, but truthfully she's a selfish bitch, who deserves no one not even Edward, though he would be her perfect match because Jacob is too good for her.
14. If you could re-write all the books how would they go?
Twilight-- Bella and Edward still get together, though she hangs with Jacob as a best friend
New Moon-- Edward leaves, and instead of going into depression she goes to Jacob and he imprints on her
Eclipse-- Edward returns, wanting Bella back, but she stays with Jacob, The Newborn Battle still happens
Breaking Dawn--Bella and Jacob get married, but the volturi, come into play, they find out she's a wolf's mate/imprint and they leave her alone, warning her not to tell their secret
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
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If you think Jacob Black is better then Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.
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Thirteen reasons why Jacob is better that Edward:
1.Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.
2.Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet so Bella doesn’t freeze.
3.Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.
4.Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for Bella and dictates.
5.Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious and obsessive.
6.Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.
7.Jacob made Bella sad for two weeks. Edward makes Bella depressed for many months.
8.It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of a year and a whole lot of drama.
9.Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward because he smells good and looks pretty.
10.Jacob’s age difference to Bella is two years. Edward’s is one hundred.
11.Jacob is only dangerous to Bella when he’s angry. Edward is dangerous all the time.
12.To be with Jacob, Bella would live life to its fullest. To be with Edward, Bella would say goodbye to all family and friends and DIE.
13.Did I mention: Jacob is hot. Edward is freezing. Who wants to cuddle with an ice cube?
Do you agree with me? You should!
I love The Hunger games, Percy Jackson , Heroes of Olympus, House of Night, Harry potter, Artemis Fowl, Twilight... and many many many more...
Keep an eye on my stories I update daily (well usually)
Another thing, I want to apologize for my sister's profile, she is kinda blunt and is dead set for her hatred against Edward Cullen, sure I don't particulary like him but I don't go shoving it in people's faces. If you want to check out her profile then go ahead, her name is Super Celina123, but if you are a big Edward fan, then I don't recommend it. :D
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