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Joined 12-01-11, id: 3484310, Profile Updated: 08-11-13
Author has written 16 stories for Grand Theft Auto, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Dragon Ball Z, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Yo whaddup dude that's looking at my profile?, i am a gamer, a guitarist and an aspiring writer, i write fanfics for buttloads of stuff that i like, mostly from video games or cartoons.

first of all i am NOT a girl, i am a dude, and i come from Indonesia, if you don't know where that is...get a map.

I'm currently in high school and will graduate on 2015, I'm hoping to continue to college and majoring in law

I hope to write great stories in the future and i hope you, the readers, could give some feedback and reviews on my newest and or older stories

critics are accepted, for i am still an amateur. i hope you respect my work and i am not perfect so forgive my imperfections in my writing.

games i play are : Mostly FPS', some action adventure, RPG (mostly mass effect), anything free roam, and anything with a good plot and interesting characters

likes: reviews, games, comics, food, moar reviews, good literature, and bacon.

Music: Punk Rock, Classic rock, Grunge, Pop Punk.

dislikes: yaoi, k pop, math, work, ignorant people, and lots of other things (like yaoi)

Future plans: Game dev, Writer, Lawyer, Journalist.

My name: when i made my account i have no idea what my username was gonna be, so i wrote the first thing that came to mind (salmon carppacio) i never ate it before but i heard of the name in "Iron man 2" when Hammer was offering ivan vanko some food, carppacio was spelled wrong but i left it that way, i added 007 just for the hell of it

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Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Our Past Defines Us by LeoArcana reviews
When Alex turned 10, he was finally returned to his mother, who had spent the last 9 years in prison, but it wasn't the reunion he was hoping for. He didn't deserve this and neither did Dana, so he was determined to give themselves a better life. [HIATUS]
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,970 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
A Multiverse Adventure! by supersaiyan34 reviews
Goku, Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta get sucked through a portal! Follow them through drama, comedy, and the oddest things you can imagine!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Trunks
Anime High School by Aquitar94 reviews
High school's tough, even for a Saiyan!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 297,275 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010
You Came Back to Me by T. Bryson reviews
After the events of ME3, Commander Shepard awakens on Earth and is taken to a hospital for care. His friends, all of whom thought he was dead, go to the hospital to be at his side as he recovers. Heavy on character development/interaction. Tali/Shepard focus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,303 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Different Kind of Justice by Shadow knight1121 reviews
A lone warrior takes it upon himself to rid Gotham of its worst criminals only for The Batman to get in his way. Locked up in Arkham Asylum he will either be saved by Batman or fall prey to Jokers plans. Friendship OC. Complete.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
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Chaotic reviews
The Sequel to my other story "Bonding Time With Gumball and Marshall Lee." Three months after the events of Bonding Time, Marshall lee and Gumball spied on Fionna and Flame Prince, after Gumball is convinced that Flame Prince isn't a jerk, Marshall lee left filled with jealousy, soon after, he encountered someone that doused the fires of his envy, Enter Chaos..
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Marshall Lee
Bonding Time With Gumball and Marshall Lee reviews
Fionna wants Gumball and Marshall lee to hang out as buds, but when she figures out that doing so was impossible, she hatches a devious plan to force them to bond together. Final Chapter is out now! and someone special is making an appearance.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
A Tale Of Two Thieves reviews
Catwoman isn't the kind of girl that falls for any guy, but what happens if she actually finds her match? will HE feel the same about Catwoman? or will this just be another heist gone wrong? please review! chapter 4 out now!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Catwoman/Selina Kyle
I just wanted to fast walk! reviews
a very short one shot that tells the tale of my frustration with the SPACE button
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Ezio A. - Complete
Was it worth it? reviews
Tali's having nightmares about Legion and the Geth, and feels guilty about wiping them from existence, will Shepard get her through this? or will she drown herself in the sorrows of this intergalactic war?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
The End reviews
The Reapers are gone, the mass relays are intact, and Shepard is a legend, see the lives that Shepard changed and how they're living today in this new found intergalactic piece set one year after the reaper war Chapter one: Jacob Taylor, and Urdnot Grunt
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jacob T., U. Grunt
Boys Night reviews
Desmond and Shaun have trouble sleeping, so they decide to do some stuff to pass the time nothing gay Oneshot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Assassins Academy reviews
A young boy with a mysterious past is recruited by Altair to the Assassins Academy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Altaïr, Darim
The Royal Feast reviews
The Prince Of All Saiyans is mysteriously teleported to attend a feast, which guests are rulers from many different universes Vegeta will meet many familiar figures, and in chapter 1 the dark lord of the sith will be the first one he meets! plz Review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Vegeta
Vegeta Gets A Job reviews
Bulma forces Vegeta to get a job, and our favorite Saiyan Prince found himself working...at BURGER KING! will he survive the harsh conditions of being a cashier? Please Review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Vegeta the Babysitter reviews
Goku asks Vegeta to babysit Goten, will the mighty Prince of all Saiyans complete his challenge? or is Kakarot's brat to much for him to handle? Please review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Vegeta, Goten - Complete
Vegeta Learns To Cook reviews
Vegeta is hungry, and he gets cranky when he's hungry. and this time the stove will pay the ultimate price for displeasing the prince of all Saiyans!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
A Hitman, a Biker, and a Bouncer reviews
Niko, Johnny, and Luis are reunited again to fight the Pegorino's. Chapter 6 out now! Jeremy Pegorino reveals his fail-safe and tries to kill our beloved criminals! please review.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Niko B., Johnny K.
Packie's Christmas reviews
Packie Mcreary finds out the true meaning of christmas in this special Christmas story. Please review! Happy Holidays :
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Packie M., Gerry M. - Complete
The War Journal
Year 1995.. the Yugoslav wars was being fought by Niko Bellic along with Darko, Florian and the Serbian troops. Chapter 2 out now! as Niko fights through the Bosniak Army
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Niko B., Darko B.
Pursuit Of Liberty
After Kate's death Niko comes to a conclusion to end his loved ones suffering. featuring the most unpredictable ending ever! Will Niko succeed? or will it make things worst? find out right here! Please give feedback and reviews
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Niko B., Kate M. - Complete