Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
Hey everyone who has felt the need to see my profile page, my name is Akari-Chaan! Oh my real name? I usually get called, "Shut Up You Idiot!"
Anyway, becuase I love all of you readers so much, I will tell you all about me. Even though half of you don't care and the other half - like me are dreadfully bored.
About me; I have blonde hair - that I hate with a passion, so I die it red. I have blue eyes, which are quite lovely. I'm an Australian. (No I don't ride a Kangaroo to school, Emu's are soo much faster.) I'm terrified of Chickens. My favourite colour is red.
Five words to describe me? Scarcastic, Evil, Chipper, Impulsive, prone to 'blonde moments'.
Why am I on FanFiction? I'm not the best writer, but writing more makes me better. And I like to write :) One day, I hope to write a book, that'd be cool. Otherwise, I'd proboly become a Lawyer, or a Teacher... Hmm, so many options.
The best book series in the world, that you deffs have to have a look at? Harry Potter, Narnia, Vampire Acadmey, The Mortal Instruments, Twilight and the book Immortal.
The next best thing to books are anime, my older brother got me hooked on this, and probs ruined my social life. But my favourite are; Naruto, Cose Geass, Railgun, Bleach and Inuyasha.
Oh...! I love to dance, I'm part of a cool dancing team! And I loove it! We rock!
Okay, It's my rant time now. Every profile needs a rant, so here's mine.
Okay, so I understnad the whole idea of not liking someones stories, that's fine. Not everything is absoulty to everyones tastes, but it's downright rude to just tell anyone -UR STORIES SUX, JUST GIVE UP- If you do that you are a troll and a stupid human being and I hate you.
Truely hate you. I've gotten reviews like that, and as a matter of fact, stopped writing. Then started wriitng again, and withheld posting again because of spite. Why? Because I can be a bitch at times. I know many people don't like Fem! Stories, they don't like OC stories, and sometimes... they don't like the parings.
MY GOLDEN RULE OF FANFICTION; "IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY, THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!"
I mean seriously? Come off it, if you get amusement from insulting people on a site that is meant to help an author grow and improve, then I have some advice for you. Turn your computer off, go outside, and FIND A BLOODY LIFE.
Heh, I would jsut like to say that if anyone ever has a problem with a nasty flamer then you should PM me, and I'll help. Because most of the time they're just idiots. And I guess, need to GET A F*UCKING LIFE.
Calming down... *ZEN*
MY FUNNY STUFF!!
The truth about Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (People tend to think I'm just crazy so...)
Some of My Favourite Quotes that I've found while drifting around;
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fuck you managed it."
"Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it."
"I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"
"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."
"People are like slinkys; mostly useless, but it never fails to make you smile when you see one fall down the stairs."
"What if we're all just the figments of someone's imagination?"... /\ ..."...Then I fear for the sanity of that person."
"Never argue with a cat, especially when it comes to food. They're smarter, quicker, and have a lot more weaponry."
"Teamwork is essential because you can blame other people when something goes wrong."
"I may be strange, maybe even crazy, but there is never a dull moment."
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
"Always remember, there are only a few things that a big explosion cannot solve."
"I reject your reality and insert my own."
"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks."
"I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid."
"The police never think it's as funny as you do."
"Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable."
"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."
"A tip for fighting zombies: knives don't need to be reloaded."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic..."
"Parents call it talking back, we call it explaining why they're wrong."
NOW FOR THE BEST ONE THAT I LIVE MY LIFE BY!!!
"No offense... But... Your bat shit insane!"
"Why would I take offense?...I've seen your sainity, and frankly, it bores me."
This is what happens when I make pizza or anything really with my dad, I really do love Harry Potter... My dads a bit over it I think XD.
Me; Why isn't my pizza done yet?
My Dad; It's only been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me; I DID MY WAITING!!
My Dad; Oh god. Not again.
Me; TEWELVE YEARS OF IT!!
My Dad; Every. Single. Time.
Me; IN AZKABAN!!!
I LOVE YOU SIRIUS BLACK
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