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Author has written 13 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Digimon, Dragon Ball Z, Hunger Games, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, and Doctor Who.
Pokeshippers must leave, Percabeth is non-existing, and if you don't like Yaoi you might as well leave.
Name: Ryan Angelo Phoenix
Education: High School
Work: Writing stories for this site
Info: Has friends named: Britney, Jewel(real name, I don't know.), Sasha, Jordan, Henry, Mikala, Mackenzie. Britney is watching me write this(as always she is asleep on my bed...), Jewel is shooting something(or someone, last time wasn't pretty.), Sasha is burning something, Jordan is coping with Henry being an idoit and Mikala and Mackenzie are being sluts as always. That is an abnormal day.
Loves:Palletshipping, Lercy, Orginalshipping, writing, reading, sports(Can take on most of the guys at my school), sleeping(But not as much as Britney), cotton-candy(which I'm eating right now), rollar-coasters(who doesn't?), swimming, climbing, eating(Again not as much as Britney...), camping(not trusting Britney to bring the marshmellows ever again!), math, science, and Yaoi(now we pretty much understand what that means...) and that's pretty much it.
Hates: Pokeshipping, Percabeth, when the girls try to set me up with someone, being woken early in the morning because someone did something they weren't suposs to or someone(SS Club, which is appearntly also a strip club and by that I mean Mackenzie and Mikala), bitches(not as much as Jorden), and cheaters.
A Day In The Life Of A Fanfic Author That May Or May Not Be Crazy... That's Up To You To Decide, Anyway On With The Story!
Cast: Phoenix, Yoshi, Reldo, Lucario, Jessica, and Nico.
Jessica: This thing needs a theme song...
Nico: How about...
Nico: Okay how about...
Lucario: No, wait, what?
Nico: Haha I tricked you!
Lucario leaves to get some pie while Yoshi and Reldo come into the room while Jessica is distracted by that shiny thing that may or may not be alive*
Yoshi: Yosh yosh, yosh...
Reldo: Wait for it...
Reldo: Ahahahahah! Oh Yoshi you are too funny! That has to be the best joke yet!
Nico: Do you really have any clue of what he is saying?
Reldo: None at all, none at all...
Nico: Then how do you know that was a joke?
Reldo: Well duh, this is a comedy so whatever he is talking about is funny.
Reldo looks at Nico like he is an idiot however the reverse is also true*
Jessica: Ow that shiny thing just bite me, DIE!
Jessica gets a rocket launcher and uses it againist the shiny thing blowing it up and everything else too*
Nico: You know that I really did see that coming...
Reldo: Hey, that's because your reading the script!
Nico: Well duh, that's what we are suppose to do right?
Now Nico looks at Reldo like the idiot he is*
Reldo: Well, I am not paying for damages done to the house.
Reldo walks away*
Phoenix: WHAT HAPPENED HERE oh wait here's the script...
Phoenix reads it*
Phoenix: Oh well it's my fault in the end for writing this script but with that I will fix the house only using other people to do it for me.
Phoenix uses the attack 'complete and uter laziness to do it myself so I get other people to do it for me' on destroyed house, it cost $100 000!*
The end... For now...
This Thing Has No Plot But Is Suppose To Be Funny But It Seems Like It's Only Funny To The Writer, Oh Well You Choose To Read This Thing...
Cast: Phoenix, Shadow, Reldo, Jessica, Nico, Yoshi and Lucario
Jessica: Duh don don don duh don don don don duh.
Nico: What's that suppose to be?
Jessica: Our theme song...
Reldo: That's the Simpsons theme song!
Jessica: Well I once guest stared in a Simpsons episode and look now I am in How I Meet Your Mother!
Nico: That's your reflection...
Phoenix walks in with Shadow*
Phoenix: Everyone, this is Shadow and he'll be staying with us so please no...
Everyone turns to see Yoshi on fire and rolling on the floor with the house catching on fire*
Lucario: Why is that in every episode the house is destroyed.
Reldo: Because it's in the script, its always been in the script! THE SCRIPT RULES US ALL!
Reldo jumps out the window*
Reldo: I regret nothing!
Nico: I regret not letting him do that before...
Phoenix: Well that's all my distrubed mind could come up with at the moment so I hope you enjoyed it!
Nico: Even though the house is burning down and Yoshi is still on fire?
Yes... The end... For now...
It's Random Dance Time With Full Body Contact!
Cast: Phoenix, Reldo, Shadow, Jessica, Lucario, Nico, Yoshi, and Peeta.
Reldo: It's round one of Dance Dance Revolution! Nico verus Peeta, everyone get ready... DANCE!
Nico and Peeta both have Wii remotes and are dancing with the person on screen while Jessica and Phoenix throw Sour Cherry Blasters at them*
Nico: You're not too bad at this but...
Nico kicks Peeta and Peeta aims a headbutt at him*
Reldo: Two of our greatest passions: dancing and beating the shit out of each other.
Reldo attemps to eat some Sour Cherry Blasters from Jessica's hand nearly swallowing it with the candy*
Jessica: Ow the dog bite me! BANANAS!
Lucario comes in with a bunch of bananas with one in between his legs and that is the one Jessica starts peeling then eating... without taking it out from in between Lucario's legs*
Jessica happily munches on the banana as it falls from Lucario's legs with all the other bananas fallen away. Everyone is on the floor laughing at Jessica and Lucario's face*
Lucario: Idiots! You made me drop all my bananas!
Peeta: If you don't mind me asking...
Nico: What he means to say is why the hell are you carrying all these DAMN BANANAS!
everyone stops laughing to look at Lucario who is blushing and looking at the floor*
Shadow: I needed those bananas to use the Eclispe Canon to destroy you people and this author so that I would not have to be put in this idiotic story.
Peeta: If you don't mind me asking...
Nico: What he means to say is don't you need you use Chaos Emeralds to use the Eclispe Canon in the space colony ARK?
Shadow: Bananas work too...
Shadow: Because have a lot of Chaos Energy in as you can tell by all of the funny pictures of girls eating bananas.
Everyone in the room sweat-drops*
Shadow: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for this DAMN plot!
Nico: It keeps you guessing...
Phoenix: I am taking a break right now from writing since I was doing that all during March Break. I am working on a story called, "Golden Days" right now and I am thinking of other stories I could work such as, "Bloodline: Limitless" for Naruto and "Book of Red" and "Book of Blue" for Doctor Who. I might also start a PJO one but probably not since I am not really into it. I might do some lemons for Naruto and Doctor Who from the stories but I might not. I am going to also do a poll about what story I should do. I will be back soon! Yoshi!
Phoenix: Hey everyone. I might take down some of my stories and I just wanted to let you guys know. I will probably not be writing for a while because I just don't feel motivated. No reviews and some people are reading the stories so I am sad There's just not going to be much going on for a while until then so Yoshi.
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