Ginger Boy
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Joined 12-02-11, id: 3486556, Profile Updated: 02-03-12
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Hello ladies and gentlemen.

You are about to witness something greater than you have ever seen before. Something so extraordinary that the majority of people who have seen it have gone comatose with utter shock.

The fiction of Ginger Boy.

Actually, I'm only OK at writing, but let's put that aside for a moment while I tell you about myself.

I live in the city of Winnipeg, in Manitoba, Canada. Yes, I'm Canadian. No, we do not live in igloos. Seriously. I'm only like 3 hours away from Minneapolis. Not that "cold and remote", like all the Americans seem to think. Speaking of Americans, stop pretending to be us when you go to France! No one's gonna hate you just because you're American. If you notice that everyone in Europe does hate you, it's probably because you're just being a d-bag.

Okay, enough hating on the Americans, I'm sure most of you aren't that bad (Kidding!).

I play baseball (Don't say a word, Americans).

I write.

I play Minecraft. Epic game.

My hair is a constant annoyance in my life. Every time I get it cut, it either accidentally makes me look really emo (which I'm not, Owen!) or it makes me look like a nerd. And it sticks up CONSTANTLY.

Being ginger and blond at the same time doesn't help.

I pay attention to details. As you can probably tell by my rants about Americans and hair.

Yes, I'm a guy. Hence the 'boy' in 'Ginger Boy'.

My buds are:

This Should Be Blowing Your Mind: You thought I was bluffing, didn't you?

Mouse Girl: Yes, we know you hate that name. Just don't want to give away your identity, now do I?

Leprechaun: Keep Party Rockin'.

The Human Cat: I still have scars from this person. Yet they're on my buds list. How does this work?

Tommy Gun: Okay, bro, I don't hate you either!

My favourite movies are Mr. Nobody, Inception, The Truman Show, 2001 A Space Odyssey, The Dark Knight, District 9, 1408, Secret Window, Knowing, V for Vendetta, The Others, The Prestige, Castaway, Forrest Gump, Scott Pilgrim, Hereafter, Edward Scissorhands, The Matrix, Mary and Max, 9, and anything directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

My favourite TV shows are Doctor Who and The Twilight Zone (original)

My favourite books are The Pendragon Series, The Chaos Walking Trilogy, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Evil Genius Trilogy, Maze Runner, The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Westing Game, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Thinner, 1984, Fahrenheit 451 (Celsius all the way! Go Canada!), Paranoid Park, Misery, The Green Mile, The Stand, House of Leaves, and The Long Walk.

Released so far:

District 9 fanfic "You Promised Me": My first (and only, so far) post. According to the absolutely scathing reviews, you all hated it. Just kidding. Thanks for all the feedback, and sorry it was so short!

Coming soon (NO GUARANTEES!):

These are some ideas I have for fanfics in the future. NS=Not started, IP=In progress

Doctor Who fanfic based on Amy's time alone in "The Girl Who Waited" (NS)

Inception fanfic (NS)

Just read "The Long Walk" by Stephen King, multiple ideas for a fanfic (NS)

I've been thinking of trying a crossover... and I have an idea in mind. I'll give you a hint at the stories involved, but I won't tell you outright, because as an iconic character of one of them might say... "Spoilers!" (NS)

So that's it. You can read my stuff now. Go on. GET!

You Promised Me reviews
Wikus waits for Christopher. Just a short 200 word oneshot. Is swearing that's spelled wrong still swearing? T just in case.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete