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hey every boy. girl. person! i am babesitter1234 and i love to WRITE!!!!!!
the characters i support are...

GNOMEO & JULIET!!!
DANNY & SAM!!

AND (maybe) A BIT OF KUNG FU PANDA!(only po and tigress!)

and others... but i for got. but anyway. some of my favorite hobbies are singing. acting. writing. drawing. and all that kind of stuff.i have 2 brother's and 1 sister. yea.. i really dont like them ... all the time.

Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL
WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD
SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

More random things!!

WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On carton of milk: Warning: Contains milk.(Well what else would it have in it?)

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

WACA (Writers Against Child Abuse)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: destiny

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): desizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): red tigress

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): herdespa

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) green monster

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):ernpnce

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name) (My dad doesn't have a middle name but he tells us it's 'danger'! I'll just use that.) Joyce Ronald

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black sassy

9. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow) DesTimy (Ummm... Is it close?)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

''annabeth, you took the dagger for me.''

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My cat and ipad!!!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Probably Gnomeo and Juliet!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:20 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:15!!!! yeah!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my music, green light by roll deep

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about 9:24 today. I was feeding the chickens and getting more water from the car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

G&J stories!

9. What are you wearing?

shorts, t-shirt, a pair on fancy half gloved curtain looking things

10. Did you dream last night?

For once, yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Probably less than 5 minutes ago!!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Boring wallpaper!! I'm on the dining room

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Ummm... My brother. Does that count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Is someone stalking me?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Gnomeo and Juliet!! If you haven't figured it out yet its my fav movie and I am addicted to it! THEY NEED TO MAKE A SEQUEL!! lolol

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Nothing! I would just pay people to make a sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet! Lol! look above you weirdo!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm 100.9% sure my sister is a monkey.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Umm... GNOMEO AND JULIET 2!!!!(How many times have I mentioned that now?" and be on american idol

19. Do you like to dance?

nah.. not really i love to sing

20. George Bush:

I think he had a beard!!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

juliet(and not cause of gnomeo and juliet!)! I've always liked the name!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Umm... He would probably be Alex

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

It depends; what does that mean?

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
3. Get hit by a parked car.
4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
5. Try to sell your money.
6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the h-e-double hockey sticks would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave em in the middle)

Oh, the irony . . .
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy & Paste This
If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus

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Tell me that again by I.J.Girl reviews
An AU story in which Gnomeo and Juliet's parents haven't died, and they all live together in one garden. How can Gnomeo and Juliet fall in love when they've always known each other, and fought till the cows came home? Read this and you'll find out!
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Gnomeo, Juliet
Reds over here, Blues over there by Mizar and Alcor reviews
What do you think happened after the lawnmower race to the raid of the red garden? This is both Gnomeo's and Juliet's POV of their lives and how their friends and family pressure them into being apart of the feud! Please R & R!
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Gnomeo, Juliet - Complete
Thy Last Embrace by BlueSilverPandas reviews
An alternate ending of the movie where Gnomeo doesn't made it back in time and Juliet decides that she just can't live without him. But what happens when he finally returns and sees her dead? Based on the original Shakespeare story, character deaths.
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Gnomeo, Juliet - Complete
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new beginnings new endings new love reviews
this is how i thought the gnomeo and juliet movie was gonna go. don't judge BUT PLEASE REVIEW!
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Juliet, Gnomeo
joys of a mother reviews
a mother's day one shot hope you enjoy it
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gnomeo, Juliet - Complete
love, marriage, baby, more love reviews
the feud is over and Gnomeo and Juliet can finally be together! there's romance,family, forgiveness but mostly romance!
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Gnomeo, Juliet