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Joined 12-02-11, id: 3487801, Profile Updated: 09-15-13
Author has written 5 stories for Mythology, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Hi I'm Sparky Love.

I love to write sing draw play guitar (electric).

I am pansexual.

Joker is the best male super villain, and Deadpool is the best male hero.

I love Pokemon, and my favorite is a Umbreon

I don't sleep often, so that means i have even more time to type up stories.

I NEED TO FIND MY JOURNAL IN ORDER TO TYPE UP THE NEXT CHAPTER OF GROWING UP MAKARA

I WILL BE ENDING LETTERS TO GAMZEE SOON, ANSWERING ALL THE ONES I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A CHANCE TO. I JUST REALLY CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT. I am sorry.

I WILL BE PUTTING UP A NEW STORY SOON CALLED JOHN HOUSE, AND I WILL CO AUTHOR IT WITH darkluvumbreon BUT IT WILL BE ON THIS ACCOUNT.

GUIDE TO OWNING YOUR VERY OWN SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT

Congratulations! You have purchased a sparkylove14 unit! Remember, you signed a waver and we are not responsible for any damages you unit may cause.

Sparkylove14: (Will also respond to) Sparky, Sparks, Canada, Stephanie (Ste-FAWN-e), Gam, Russia, Dashie, Peter Forknipples, New Zealand, NZ, or Weird Punky Chick.

Age Of Unit:

Manufactured: New Jersey

Height: 5"5

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT COMES WITH

(1) Black Bow Headband

(1) Pair of Red Converse

(1) Pair of blue, pink, and yellow spiked Pumped kicks

(1) Pair of Combat Boots

(3) Ripped Band Tees

(2) Pairs of Super Skinny Jeans

(1) Tub of Makeup

(4) Black Skirts

(1) Hair Straightener

(1) Foo Fighters Sweat Jacket

(1) Decked out laptop

(1) Pair of yellow contacts

A shit load of Hair Spray

A shit load of Necklaces

(2) Arm Bands

(12) Cases of Faygo

(12) Buckets of Buffalo Chicken

(1) Kiwi Bird Unit

(5) Journals

(4) Packs of Cigarettes

(2) Lighters

HOW TO OPEN YOUR SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT

Have Darkluvumbreon unit sing the emo song or the duck song and she will burst out and kill the unit and might come after you.

Loudly play My Little Pony or Hetalia and she will bust out and watch it with you.

You could just open the box and wake her up with a cigarette and a cold Faygo and this unit will love you forever.

Read My Immortal and she will come out and kill you. She may come out with chainsaw, if it is 9:30

Play 80's music, she will gladly come out on her own.

USES FOR YOUR SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT

Cosplayer: She loves to cosplay!

Hair Dresser/ Make-up Artist: This unit is all about appearance. She will not stand for messy hair. This unit also loves to put make-up on other units.

Rock Star: Need a lead singer? Or a guitarist? Even a song writer, this unit will make you famous in no time!

Therapist: This unit has gone through a lot. She may not look like it, but if you get her talking about serious things, she gives great advice.

Tattoo Artist: Need a tattoo? This unit will give you one, even if you aren't conscious.

Body Guard: Need a tough friend? You got the right unit for the job. She will protect you and kick ass and take names.

MODES OF SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT

(Default) Bad Ass

(Default) Creative

Cute

Insane

Philosophizer

Pegga-sister

(Locked) Afraid

(Locked) Angry

Now in general, this unit has and always will be bad ass. This unit is also creative, and will put a new perspective on anything.

To get her in a cute mode, simply scratch this unit's back, give her a cookie, or some type of sweet, or show something just as cute.

To get her in insane mode, tell her to do a prank, a dare, or leave her alone for a long period of time without any cigarettes. Then run for your fucking life.

Philosophizer mode is easy to get her into, just talk to her about her past and she will share with you her knowledge.

Pegga-sister is also easy for you to unlock. All you have to do is play My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and she will happily watch it.

To unlock her Afraid mode, you have to terrify her. It's not easy to do, but if you manage it, all hope is lost.

To unlock Angry mode, you have to badly insult one of her friends, or just make a smart ass remark about one of her best friends or her and she will go ape shit.

RELATIONS WITH OTHER UNITS

Darkluvumbreon Unit: This unit is her best friend, you do not mess with her or you will have to get your sparkylove14 unit's boot out of your ass.

Kiwi Bird Unit: This is Sparkylove14 unit's baby. DO NOT MESS WITH IT BECAUSE SHE TRAINED IT TO KICK YOUR ASS. If you have weakened this unit, run for your life because she will find you and kill you. No joke.

TROUBLE SHOOT

My Sparkylove14 unit has lost its Kiwi Bird Unit, I can't find her, and all my knives are gone.

Run. RUN FOR YOU FUCKING LIFE.

My Sparkylove14 unit got into the vodka, and now she is crying about her past.

Yes this is a hard mode to unlock with this unit. This is called Depressed Mode. If you got her into pholossiphor mode, this will be much easier to unlock, but we don't recomend it.

My Sparkylove14 unit won't talk to me, is there something I did wrong?

You need to be about 20% cooler.

My Sparkylove14 unit ran out of cigarettes, and I can't buy any more. What should I do, she's in the corner talking to herself.

This is honestly normal for this unit. But if she does not get a smoke in a week, all hell breaks loose and you will die.

BATHING AND FEEDING SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT

This unit can cook very well and will be pleased with any buffalo chicken or faygo you give it.

And she will love to bathe, she likes to feel clean. If she requests for you to bathe with her, you might have acidentily ordered a CRONUS AMPORA unit instead.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if you can keep this unit happy, then you will have the best life you could ever live! Enjoy! Or not. She chooses that.

I'm a bit paranoid, and i hope to make you all paranoid with my stories.

I have a very dark sense of humor and my main characters are posed a lot like me.

Remember Me: The Slenderman Saga is finally up!

For anyone who wants to follow me or get in contact with me, this is my tumblr url is magical-eridan-butt

LETTERS TO GAMZEE IS ON HIATUS.

So welcome to my world, where the stories are unsettling, violent, gory, and contain harsh language, and the author and readers like them like that!

Enjoy>:)

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Love is a Disease by Yagurt reviews
{ UNDER CONSTRUCTION } Matthew's gaze was always on the guys. He never found girls attractive. When he accidentally confessed his love to one of his classmates, it's the end of the world for him. Now Matthew is in a new school with a new personality. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,780 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Russia, Canada
Story of Evil by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon, Humanstuck, fusion with Vocaloid's "Story of Evil". King Eridan is given all he could want by his loyal servant Feferi, but things turn ugly when she cannot win him Nepeta's heart.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P.
Hetalia Gets Skooled by Maid of Blood reviews
When Grandpa Rome gets tired of seeing them act like spoiled teenagers, he makes them all spoiled teenagers and sends them to an American High school. Use of human and country names. T for language and things that only teens can understand. UNFINISHED, NEVER WILL BE FINISHED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012
The Ragdoll by Maid of Blood reviews
What if the Joker and Harley Quinn had a daughter together? Rated T for language and violence. Currently being revamped. Look for the newer version on my profile soon!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
Popularity by Eevee by Maid of Blood reviews
in a middle school full of pokemon a girl and her friends start an adventure that leads them to death, life, and so much more. rated T for language and mild violence. On hiatus untill further notice.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Eevee/Eievui
Marry Belarus's Letters! MARRY THEM! by myangelofthursday reviews
Belarus is now accepting post. OC's, states/cities, fans all accepted! Rated T for now, might change if I get any...interesting...letters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 251 - Words: 55,588 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Belarus
Fulfill Your Destiny by Ms. Whatsitoya reviews
Slenderman is after you What happens in the end?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
End of Humanity by Doitsu's Storyteller reviews
Rosalyn Nelson will be part of their "family" whether she likes it or not. Slenderman/Totheark/OC fic. No romance.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
IVAN Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own IVAN unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your IVAN unit. Note: HETALIA INC. is not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or severe mental trauma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia - Complete
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Oblivion
Rose is given a gag gift that goes horribly wrong when she tries to spite Eridan and use this new book. She ends up doing something she will regret for the sake of her life.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7 - Rose L., Kanaya M., Eridan A., Sollux C.
Hurt reviews
A one-shot high school AU about about Feferi and her relationship with Eridan and Sollux. TW: Violence, sexual references, and language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Sollux C., Cronus A. - Complete
Growing Up Makara reviews
Kidstuck and Humanstuck. Gamzee Makara is an 8 year old boy who has it a bit rough. But with his buddy Karkat by his side, he works through his problems at home and at school.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
The Tale of Mr Slenderman reviews
The tale of mr. slenderman is a heatwarming yet blood thirsty battle of a quest to break insanity among the world of a small child and her big sister june, when the meet a faceless demon forced among living, stealing souls.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Life Through Russia's Eyes reviews
Songfic: Mad World by Gary Jules: why russia acts like he does. main theme: hetalia's past, i might write one for everyone, but idk yet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Russia, Belarus - Complete