Author has written 5 stories for Mythology, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.
Hi I'm Sparky Love.
I love to write sing draw play guitar (electric).
I am pansexual.
Joker is the best male super villain, and Deadpool is the best male hero.
I love Pokemon, and my favorite is a Umbreon
I don't sleep often, so that means i have even more time to type up stories.
I NEED TO FIND MY JOURNAL IN ORDER TO TYPE UP THE NEXT CHAPTER OF GROWING UP MAKARA
I WILL BE ENDING LETTERS TO GAMZEE SOON, ANSWERING ALL THE ONES I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A CHANCE TO. I JUST REALLY CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT. I am sorry.
I WILL BE PUTTING UP A NEW STORY SOON CALLED JOHN HOUSE, AND I WILL CO AUTHOR IT WITH darkluvumbreon BUT IT WILL BE ON THIS ACCOUNT.
GUIDE TO OWNING YOUR VERY OWN SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT
Congratulations! You have purchased a sparkylove14 unit! Remember, you signed a waver and we are not responsible for any damages you unit may cause.
Sparkylove14: (Will also respond to) Sparky, Sparks, Canada, Stephanie (Ste-FAWN-e), Gam, Russia, Dashie, Peter Forknipples, New Zealand, NZ, or Weird Punky Chick.
Age Of Unit:
Manufactured: New Jersey
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT COMES WITH
(1) Black Bow Headband
(1) Pair of Red Converse
(1) Pair of blue, pink, and yellow spiked Pumped kicks
(1) Pair of Combat Boots
(3) Ripped Band Tees
(2) Pairs of Super Skinny Jeans
(1) Tub of Makeup
(4) Black Skirts
(1) Hair Straightener
(1) Foo Fighters Sweat Jacket
(1) Decked out laptop
(1) Pair of yellow contacts
A shit load of Hair Spray
A shit load of Necklaces
(2) Arm Bands
(12) Cases of Faygo
(12) Buckets of Buffalo Chicken
(1) Kiwi Bird Unit
(4) Packs of Cigarettes
HOW TO OPEN YOUR SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT
Have Darkluvumbreon unit sing the emo song or the duck song and she will burst out and kill the unit and might come after you.
Loudly play My Little Pony or Hetalia and she will bust out and watch it with you.
You could just open the box and wake her up with a cigarette and a cold Faygo and this unit will love you forever.
Read My Immortal and she will come out and kill you. She may come out with chainsaw, if it is 9:30
Play 80's music, she will gladly come out on her own.
USES FOR YOUR SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT
Cosplayer: She loves to cosplay!
Hair Dresser/ Make-up Artist: This unit is all about appearance. She will not stand for messy hair. This unit also loves to put make-up on other units.
Rock Star: Need a lead singer? Or a guitarist? Even a song writer, this unit will make you famous in no time!
Therapist: This unit has gone through a lot. She may not look like it, but if you get her talking about serious things, she gives great advice.
Tattoo Artist: Need a tattoo? This unit will give you one, even if you aren't conscious.
Body Guard: Need a tough friend? You got the right unit for the job. She will protect you and kick ass and take names.
MODES OF SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT
(Default) Bad Ass
Now in general, this unit has and always will be bad ass. This unit is also creative, and will put a new perspective on anything.
To get her in a cute mode, simply scratch this unit's back, give her a cookie, or some type of sweet, or show something just as cute.
To get her in insane mode, tell her to do a prank, a dare, or leave her alone for a long period of time without any cigarettes. Then run for your fucking life.
Philosophizer mode is easy to get her into, just talk to her about her past and she will share with you her knowledge.
Pegga-sister is also easy for you to unlock. All you have to do is play My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and she will happily watch it.
To unlock her Afraid mode, you have to terrify her. It's not easy to do, but if you manage it, all hope is lost.
To unlock Angry mode, you have to badly insult one of her friends, or just make a smart ass remark about one of her best friends or her and she will go ape shit.
RELATIONS WITH OTHER UNITS
Darkluvumbreon Unit: This unit is her best friend, you do not mess with her or you will have to get your sparkylove14 unit's boot out of your ass.
Kiwi Bird Unit: This is Sparkylove14 unit's baby. DO NOT MESS WITH IT BECAUSE SHE TRAINED IT TO KICK YOUR ASS. If you have weakened this unit, run for your life because she will find you and kill you. No joke.
My Sparkylove14 unit has lost its Kiwi Bird Unit, I can't find her, and all my knives are gone.
Run. RUN FOR YOU FUCKING LIFE.
My Sparkylove14 unit got into the vodka, and now she is crying about her past.
Yes this is a hard mode to unlock with this unit. This is called Depressed Mode. If you got her into pholossiphor mode, this will be much easier to unlock, but we don't recomend it.
My Sparkylove14 unit won't talk to me, is there something I did wrong?
You need to be about 20% cooler.
My Sparkylove14 unit ran out of cigarettes, and I can't buy any more. What should I do, she's in the corner talking to herself.
This is honestly normal for this unit. But if she does not get a smoke in a week, all hell breaks loose and you will die.
BATHING AND FEEDING SPARKYLOVE14 UNIT
This unit can cook very well and will be pleased with any buffalo chicken or faygo you give it.
And she will love to bathe, she likes to feel clean. If she requests for you to bathe with her, you might have acidentily ordered a CRONUS AMPORA unit instead.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if you can keep this unit happy, then you will have the best life you could ever live! Enjoy! Or not. She chooses that.
I'm a bit paranoid, and i hope to make you all paranoid with my stories.
I have a very dark sense of humor and my main characters are posed a lot like me.
Remember Me: The Slenderman Saga is finally up!
For anyone who wants to follow me or get in contact with me, this is my tumblr url is magical-eridan-butt
LETTERS TO GAMZEE IS ON HIATUS.
So welcome to my world, where the stories are unsettling, violent, gory, and contain harsh language, and the author and readers like them like that!
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