Author has written 9 stories for Bones, Psych, White Collar, Doctor Who, and Avengers.
Hey! My name's Alyssa, but you guys can call me Lyss or Lyssa. I'm a jedi Narnian that escaped from Gallifray when I received my Hogwarts letter. Now I roam the streets keeping Gotham safe from the Orcs using my spidey senses along with the rest of the Avengers. :)
ON A SERIOUS NOTE: You might have noticed from my name that I am a Christian. No this does not mean I'm going to shove my beliefs down your throats with every story I right. Some of my stories might have a Christian character or something along those lines but it's not going to be up in your face. My beliefs have no effect on whether or not you like my stories.
Hey guys! Any fans of the avengers (especially Loki fans) should check out Flames Within Ice by moonfernhigh it's pretty epic!
Another awesome one is Harry Potter, Anna-bel Bloom, and the Sourcers Stone by dreamingofhope (obviously this one is for HP fans not Avengers fans)
THINGS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOWGWARTS
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."-Elbert Hubbard
"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."-Audrey Hepburn
"Love is being stupid together."-Paul Valery
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'-Audrey Hepburn
" Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!"-Rocky Balboa
"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." -Albert Camus
"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither." -C.S Lewis
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:it goes on.-Robert Frost
"As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too."-Johnny Depp
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch while the world wonders how