Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.
Name: Not telling! :)
Age: In the late 13's.
Favorite Color: Duh what else... Yellow!!
Hight: 5'8... don't know if that is short or not.
Favorite band/singer: I love Nicelback, foo fighters, Green Day, Three days grace, Adele - they're all awesome!!!
Favorite thing of all time: FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG! I love you FANG!
Things people say about me:
I talk to fast - personally I don't think six words a second is fast but that's what they say.
That I should be reamed to "fast fact lady" - Hey I like the fact that I know a lot about nothing.
That I obsess too much over things - Mind you, only over Awesome things!!
That I shouldn't like Fan fiction - Yes this is offensive, it even offends me! I Love fan fiction! It is absolutely AWESOME!!!
I can't spell to save my life - I don't deny it - I can't. Thank God for spell check!! :D
Facts about me:
I am hopeless at shopping.
I love Maximum Ride to DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that listy isn't a word. (unlike my English teacher who wrote it on my assignment!!)
I know every bone in the human body.
I think that dumb-ass is the best and funniest word in the English language!
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What colour of underwear are you wearing?
8) What colour shirt are you wearing?
9) Are you missing something in life?
A British accent :(
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
Many. But I guess you wouldn't count getting talked to oblivion as a near death experience. Soooo about six in total.
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) When was the last time you cried?
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret?
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
A new book.
28) Describe your life in one word.
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
BACON DANCING ON THE CEILING!!! (What do you think? Your dam question!)
31) What should you be doing?
Going to school…
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
Brown with red tones and blonde highlights (From the sun).
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
I thought I already answered this…. My mother.
Romeo and Juliet (II,ii,1-2)"What's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet."
Don't count the days. make the days count!
Fang:"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max "And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig "And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy "And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge "Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"Max
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
What happened to your tan?"--Fang
I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?”
You could lock the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
"Max, what have you been eating? Rocks?" -- Fang "Why is your head missing some?" --Max
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
If you think that you are too small to make a difference, then you have never been alone in the dark with a mosquito.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Never eat something you can't pronounce
Don't lead to me temptation... I can find it myself
There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.
I'm awesome. Agree or die.
An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.
You call me a B. Well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :P
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Two dead boys
Ladies and gentlemen skinny and stout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
Admission is free so pay at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the coner in the middle of the block
A two-story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in the thigh.
He crashed through the wall without making a sound
Into a dry creekbed and suddenly drowned
The long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from my corner of the big round table
The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable
But if you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish writing fan fiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. (Yeah, all the time.)
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.
If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...
If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind...
If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!
you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, Heart of Diamond, L-Bradley-Ride
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you're absolutely, uncontrollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile (Must kill max. Must have Fang)
If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under three hours, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you have the release date of MR8,Nevermore, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.
If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.
If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile
If you would give up the life have now to live in the Maximum Ride world, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a stack of Maximum Ride books next to your bed, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!
If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that apply to you.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Guy: I can tell you want me
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!
Put this on your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
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