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Joined 12-03-11, id: 3488779, Profile Updated: 07-30-13
Author has written 28 stories for Victorious, and Sherlock.

Hey guys!!!

I'm a girl, I live in England.

If you've ever walked into something that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. :L

My girl side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (kinda)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (sometimes but it doesn't have to)
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

My boy side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (like if they slip and they’re not REALLY hurt)
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (rarely tho)
Sleep with your socks on at night

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a whore with a big butt.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does homework 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be Emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I’m a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER...

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a Spelling Bee winner.

I used to CUT so I MUST be emo.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I do NOT own any of the content I write about. Nothing. Nada. It's sad, but all credit goes to the writers and creators. That's pretty much it.

Well...bye

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liar liar, hearts on fire by heartacheinn reviews
Beck and Jade have always been good to lying to others, but they're even better at lying to themselves.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Your So Gay by LessthanZeroxo reviews
ONE-SHOT involving Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law. Jude stumbles into Robert's trailer on the set or SH2 and Robert has to take him back to his own but not without some trouble. PAIRING.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
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Beating him home reviews
It's time to come home.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
I still believe (Johnlock) reviews
Sherlock returns but this time with a tincy pinch of Johnlock. Just because they're lovely.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I still believe reviews
Sherlock returns.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nobody really visits
I've become obsessed with Sherlock, so I'll be posting some stories. This is about John visiting Sherlock's grave. I'll probably write the reunion a few different times. K plus for one word
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How Aladdin ended up with Snow White reviews
Just a story. It was gonna be longer but I couldn't think of anything to write, and I like it how it is so.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Maybe we're better off this way reviews
A little story I've had on here for ages. I wanted to finish my other stories first and now I've only got '26 Bade Drabbles' unfinished, so I decided to post this.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
26 Bade Drabbles reviews
Idk really, I got inspiration from ZOMGIt'sAngie's fic like this and decided to do my own. Just playing with the alphabet.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Beck O., Jade W.
The Worst Couple reviews
My take on TWC.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Letters reviews
Beck is in the army. He's fighting in Afghanistan. Letters between Beck and Jade.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
I hate this song reviews
Jade writes a song she hates. For someone gone a long time ago.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
True love never dies reviews
Never, no matter what happens. True love can go the distance.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
These things i'll never say reviews
Credit to AlwaysACullen. I got inspiration from her story and she kindly let me do a rewrite.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Serene reviews
Was not a word people used to describe Jade West. Times change and people can too.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Time capsule reviews
The gang return to Hollywood Arts for a reunion. They dig up their old time capsule and Beck gets a visit from his old Jade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Goodbye My DarlingWho Knew? reviews
I never thought I had so many feelings on TWC but stories just keep pouring out.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Anniversary reviews
It's Beck and Jades 2 year anniversary and Jade's having a rough time at home. How will Beck show her she really is loved by someone?
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Don't shoot reviews
Hey. I'm kida depressed right now and this is the result. It's not exactly Beck and Jade. You'll see if you read it. Nobody dies or anything so...yeah. r&r plz. Sorry if it's 'too sad' or rubbish.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Princess&Prince
Jade is the princess and Beck is the prince. In a kind of twisted fairytale anyway. Just some random thing I had in my head. Sorry if it's suckish.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
I'd come for you reviews
Beck and Jade as per usual. Sad. r&r please my lovelies! x
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Back to December reviews
Song fic for Back to December by Taylor Swift. Bade. r&r plz xx
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Pinkbull115's contest fic Perfect reviews
Together forever. Forever and always. Perfect. Just like you promised.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Brittd33 contest story New years resolutions reviews
This story is for Brittd33's wrinting contest. It's about the Victorious gang and New Year. There's gonna be a lot of chapters but they will be short. I'm not overly happy with it, not at all really.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
We will meet again, I promise reviews
How will Jade survive when Beck gets rushed into the emergency ward? Will he live? Or will Jade have to face life without her true love?
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Love that lets go? reviews
Beck and Jade meet each other after a horrible fight split them up two years ago. plz r&r guys xx
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Why I don't mind fighting with Jade reviews
Usual bade fluff. I'm trying to write drama stories. I have one in progress so hopefully that will be up soon. r&r plz guys! : ta rated k plus just in case, probably doesnt need to be. im kinda new to this and the whole ratings thing... xx
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Ponytail reviews
Jade hasn't always worn her hair down. Summary sucks SO bad please read guys. Cute bade fluff. r&r this is a bit pointless i know.But i had it in my head for some reason and it was bugging me so, here.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Bade fluff reviews
Title tells all. Btw I suck at summaries, don't ever expect a good one. As always, constructive critisism is apreciated.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Elavan romance reviews
Basically what the title says. Don't like don't read, simple as. This is my first story guys. Please leave constructive critisism or good reviews only. Ta, bye xx
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete