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Joined 12-03-11, id: 3489102, Profile Updated: 01-24-16
Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Homestuck.

I do what I want.

I'm a fangirl obsessed with writing fanfictions and posting them everywhere. Like stickers!

I also write original stories on my Wattpad, if you feel like checking that out.

Stay for a while, check out my stories, PM me if you have any questions or just want to talk! I may also write you a story, if you ask me nicely enough... ;)

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Misplaced Moony by ShayaLonnie reviews
A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. Remione - Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes. (Remus/Hermione) *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,923 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 21h - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,092 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N.
All Roads Lead Home by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter. WARNING(S) for slight angst and mentions of Fred Weasley's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27 - Harry P., Draco M., Molly W. - Complete
Safe Word is Devil's Snare by ShayaLonnie reviews
When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. — Rated M for language and sexual scenes (Neville/Hermione) *Art by Simona Polle*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,270 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Neville L.]
Without Her Letter by Colubrina reviews
A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Empty Skies by ibuzoo reviews
People try and flee their houses - others smash furniture on the walls of soldiers. Gunfire. Bombs. Screams and screeches fill the air, thin with an audible waft of burning flesh. Fred screams and bleeds and there's red so much red- People cry. People die. The next day she packs a duffel bag with some clothes and enrolls in military school. Under her eyes, the city burns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Carnivore by ReneeHart reviews
Tom returns to the orphanage during the summer before his seventh year, to find that there is a new resident. An interesting and curious resident, with frizzy hair and no memory of her life before coming to Wool's do to a terrible attack. A resident who can perform magic, though she has forgotten how. No matter. He can teach her. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sunshine and Tomatoes by Colubrina reviews
Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Shamelessly Radiant reviews
My submission for the Spring Challenge on Tomione Kink Meme (Tumblr). The prompt: AU where Hermione is pretty sure her new flatmate, Tom, is the serial killer/mass murderer who's made the news everyday for the past months.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
The Rose of Carterhaugh by Musey Muse reviews
An innocent walk brings Hermione face to face with a man long thought dead. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Annals by Emmie0928 reviews
More than 20 years after Lord Voldemort was defeated, Dudley Dursley finds himself on Platform 9 3/4 with his daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,503 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
FOUR PART SERIES - When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the Veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. (Pairings: HG/SB, HG/RL, and Canon Pairings) - Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 791,021 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,079 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 31573 - Favs: 17,952 - Follows: 15,125 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hopeless and Heartless by LateNiteSlacker reviews
You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,831 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Smoke and Fire by ibuzoo reviews
Hermione Granger, he learns one night in one of Hogwarts deserted aisles, has the sweetest lips but the sharpest teeth when she scratches them over the thin layer on his neck. Hermione Granger, he learns at the same night, doesn't want them to be seen together. She leaves him standing in the cold, head held high, heels clacking on the stoney path.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Stories in the Strands by footballprincess reviews
For someone with unreadable eyes, the hair is the window to the soul. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Hate is a Burden by rainaftersnowplease reviews
Some slightly angsty Mikaannie for Femslash February. There's some blood and mild body horror inside! One-shot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Annie L., Mikasa A. - Complete
We Try And Run Away, But End Up Running Back by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Reyna's not really sure why she trusts him, and Leo's not really sure why she likes him. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Leo V., Reyna R.] - Complete
(s)wordplay by Snowsheba reviews
In a lot of ways, your relationship to Vriska Serket can be accurately depicted by how you wield your katana. In fact, the resemblance is almost uncanny in how easily you can connect one event to one stroke of the blade. [Oneshot, pairing of Dave/Vriska as a dare. High school AU. T for swearing]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Dave S., Vriska S.] - Complete
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
Between Myself & Me by WeatherWatch reviews
Dudley Dursley knows he's nothing special. -Companion piece to 'Sharp is the Knife'-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 4,843 - Follows: 561 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caricature by 55anon reviews
Whatever her nephew might think, Petunia Dursley had not always been this way. -A character study of Petunia Dursley.-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Petunia D. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 1,109 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 159,650 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3410 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Homespun by dentedsky reviews
About the depressed housewife, who falls for her youngest son's best friend. Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Molly W., Hermione G.
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Something Worth Fighting For reviews
You're sick and tired of this stupid game, and not a day goes by that you wish you hadn't ever played it. But maybe, just maybe, there's something worth fighting for. One-shot, Dave-centric. Non-shippy. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Dave S. - Complete
Knowing Pain reviews
Annabeth had always known more than she was supposed to know. Even at age seven, she had known what she shouldn't have. All the way to when she and Percy escaped from Tartarus, she could see the pain in Nico's eyes, telling her what his mouth couldn't. / Oneshot. Rated T for caution.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete