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Joined 02-26-03, id: 348916
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
October 21, 2004 I can't believe how much I annoy myself and others by being inactive in this sort of thing. ._. Sorry. I'm not perfect.
Recently I realized how much I was gone. I have no idea if I'll ever finished my unfinished stories.

May 14, 2004 I don't feel like dealing with fanfictions right now...

April 27, 2004 I'm on my sixth chapter of The Life of Stella... STILL can't upload yet.

April 26, 2004 Well... I finally cooled down. I'm sorry about not updating my stories. I cannot upload until the 29th. I already wrote the two chapters of The Life of Stella, but I can't upload them yet.

April 22, 2004 Becomes a flamer: FANFICTION.NET STAFF U ARE EEEEVIL!! U DELETED MY STORY AND THE REASONS YOU E-MAILED ME WERE NOT TRUE AND I'M JUST SO DARN FREAKING MAD THAT U DELETED IT!!! IT HAD MEANING!! IT HUMOR!!! IT CERTAINLY WAS NOT A MST!! I WANT MY STORY BACK U EEEEVIL PPLZ!!

De-becomes a flamer: Yeah.. The reviews are gone for The Bad Fanfiction Express... Man, I was uploading the second chapter too... At least I had Review Alert on and I'm deeply grateful for what you all said. Thank you.

April 3, 2004 Thanks for the lastest reviews. I have a bit more time on my hands so I'm able to read your fanfics and write some of my own. :D Also, I FINALLY UPDATED Magical Candy!! YIPPIE!!! :D :D Sorry for the wait. A few days ago I also added Voldemort and the Common Cold. Should be fun. :P
I also changed the address of the Homepage. The other one was going no where. -.-;;

January 18, 2004 Thanks for the reviews! :D :D :D I appreciate it! But Sadly, school is putting some strange forceful barrier in front of me... So, I might not be able to write until during the summer. :( Sorry. :(
(I PROMISE I'll write during the summer! I always do.)

August 24, 2003 Well, I uploaded a new story and two chapters. o.o Yay. Why don't you go on and read one of my three stories? Please :D

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Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Room of Requirement by SpicySugar reviews
DISCONTINUED! What happens when five Hogwarts students (4 Gryff's and 1 Slytherin) get locked in the Room of Requirement. . .TOGETHER? Chaos ensues, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004
Revenge of the Mudblood by Raiast reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to make everyone else's life a living hell, right? In this one-shot, Hermione gets her revenge! Short. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherin The Musical by Thomas Riddle reviews
The most reviled house gets a humanistic treatment in this filking of Sondheim's musical "Assassins." Forget Gryffindor, the dark side needs sympathy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Voldemort
Tales from the Grave by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Ever wonder why Voldemort gave Lily a chance to live even though she was a Muggle-Born Witch? Or how Harry REALLY survived the killing curse? WELL HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Trapped by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Snape, Potter, Weasely, Granger, Longbottom and Malfoy... all trapped in the dungeon. As tempers wear thin and bellies begin to rumble, questions begin to arise - who *really* likes who? who wants to eat who? and more importantly - will they get out alive? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S.
Out of the Past by PureSirius reviews
COMPLETE::James somehow get stuck in Harry's time during they're 6th year. How will he get back? And how will he react to being a father at the age of 16? used to be:Where am I? I changed the title
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Always Read the Instruction Manual by Alyndra reviews
Voldemort has a plan. Plan doesn't go quite well. Now he's stuck in Harry's head. Who will go insane first?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Our Founding Fathers by hfan2002 reviews
COMPLETED:: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs...Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers. Pranks, dungbombs, howlers, full moons, and even incidents with Snape. All in a days work for the Marauders.Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,325 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Snape's Daughter by Disneydoll0424 reviews
COMPLETED Severus Snape's daughter arrives at Hogwarts and Harry thinks she's the most beautiful girl he's ever seen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,119 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Diary of Evil by roze reviews
My name is Tristis Riddle, daughter of Voldie, fiance to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter's half-sis. Can life get any worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 3/25/2003
Silly Incantations by barbi-bee reviews
An interlude in the story told in Foolish Wand Waving. Hogwarts does 'MacBeth' Final chapter up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Spam Unwelcome by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Harry Potter characters send each other e-mails that humiliate, embarress, and hopefully make you laugh
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2004
Sirius' New Friend by PadfootPrints reviews
Sirius' pet fish has passed away and he's very depressed. The Marauders must find a way to cheer him up again! Will they ever find a new friend for Sirius and will he be happy with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Draco AKA Little White Ferret by Taiin reviews
When Draco gets turned into a ferret, he is unexpectidly adopted by Ginny, now he must find a way to get back to normal. How long can our favorite Malfoy stand being a little white ferret?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Malfoy sings, Voldemort Laments, A tragic tale by Kevin3 reviews
The fourth of my parodies. The target? Malfoy/Hermione shippers and Voldemort Descent Tales
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Draco M., Voldemort
Voldemort: A life? by You-Know-Who reviews
R&R Please? I should tell you all the truth about me. I mean, besides the lies that have already been told about me. You know? The Dark Lord? He-who-must-not-be-named? Well, even bad guys have....lives of some sort.....>:] R&R is greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2001
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Wedding Bells and World Domination? reviews
Includes morbid fortune cookies! :D Short story. PG-13 for morbid words. Voldemort has a daughter and she must marry someone in order for her father to gain power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Voldemort
The Life of Stella reviews
I got bored and decided to write a fic with an original character. The first chapter is exetremely short but the next chapter(s) will be much longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004
Voldemort and the Common Cold reviews
I decided to write this lil fanfic during my cold. After all, I’m not the only one who has to suffer! MAWHAHAHA! (cough) (sneeze) - COMPLETE! :D Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Magical Candy reviews
A sweet-tooth story that takes place after Book 5, from a Hufflepuff's view. (Chapter 6 is up! I AM BACK! WOOHOO!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003
My Imagination reviews
The Harry Potter characters get to meet a fanfiction author... me. :P Very funny and a tad bit weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2004
Oh Stupid Scar! reviews
It’s summer after Harry’s 5th year - strange things happen.... Can a single dream get any weirder? [CHAPTER SEVEN IS UP! :D]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Idiot to Genius reviews
Crabbe & Goyle become smart! (gasp) They don’t listen to Malfoy anymore! (gasp) The idiots become as smart as Herimone! (gasp) This fanfic is funny! (gasp)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003