Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Troy, Inuyasha, and Fruits Basket.
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“’… Rugby Club Reunion,’ Howl replied with thick dignity. ‘Didn’t know I used to fly up the wing for my university, did you, Mrs. Nose?’ ‘If you were trying to fly, you must have forgotten how,’ Sophie said.
‘I was born to strange sights,’ said Howl, ‘things invisible to see, and I was just getting on my way to bed when you interrupted me. I know where all past years are, and who cleft the Devil’s foot.’
‘Go to bed, you fool,’ Calcifer said sleepily. ‘You’re drunk.’
‘Who me?’ said Howl. ‘I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.’…’what a lie that was!’…’My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.’”
-Howl’s Moving Castle; by Dianne Wynne Jones
“Stop dodging me!”- Howl to his bed, Howl’s Moving Castle; by Dianne Wynne Jones
“Ah! Why with the pain!” -some guy in the hallway
“I would call you a son of a bitch, but I’m sure your mother is a nice woman and she had no idea what kind of idiot she was bringing into the world.”-Jonathan Leaver
“I suspect that Richard believes that there is a chicken monster on the loose.”-Kahlan Amnell, Soul of the Fire by Terry Goodkind
“I wasn’t sure if I hated this guy or if I immediately wanted to go shopping with him. Time would tell.”-Sarah: Bitten & Smitten by Michelle Rowe
"To make a long story short, the midget was a cop!,and that’s how I saved Christmas and you don’t even want to know about the dog " -Esteban Garci
"Duct tape makes the world go 'round, it also holds it together." ~Katy Torres
"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together." ~Stacy Burcham
"And because it was me... I missed." ~Katy Torres
"The more you complain, the longer God makes you live." ~anonymous
"They're like 'Fwoo'!" ~Cristina Jimenez
"I just turned around in a circle, and oh! I do have a bruise!" ~Cristina Jimene
"Let me note, I never used semicolons. They don't do anything, and don't suggest anything. They are transvestite hermaphrodites." ~Kurt Voneghet Time Quake
"The next question goes to you Ollie." ~Teacher
“ORO!?” –Hiko (Kenshin’s Master) and Kenshin Himura; Behind Violet Eyes, by Chibi Binasu-chan
“Yes Baka Deshi?”
“AHHHH!” they both got up and tried to run away from the fire.- same from above
(Ahh the sun. . . hey wait. Where’s the sun??? WHERE’S THE FREAKIN SUN????)-Battousai convo in Kenshin’s head; look u
‘Tenken. . . taste my boyfriend-domineering-meditating-very-ticked-off- wrath. . .’-Aoshi Shinomori, Behind Violet Eyes
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." –Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow; The Pirates of the Caribbea
“…Indeed, I cannot think why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of oysters, so prolific the creatures seem. Ah, I am wandering! Strange how the brain controls the brain .… no doubt there are natural enemies which limit the increase of the creatures. You and I, Watson, we have done our part. Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters? No, no; horrible!” -Sherlock Holmes; The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyl
“Wolfos blood? On my chopsticks? As I eat? That’s supposed to be a problem?” replied Katana quizzically.-Katana; The Ocarina Switchero
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volitionThe only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
“Have you ever found yourself staring at a box of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’?” –Dave Ramsey Show
“Know your enemy. Read his mail.” –Randy Alcorn “Lord Foulgrin’s Letters”
“Nobody’s perfect! I’m nobody, so I must be perfect!” –Anonymous
“If a dog was the teacher you’d learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them,
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy .
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps when you get the chance.
Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout.Run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
"Ai, Padre! La policeman!" -My Beautiful Mother
Now that's a lot of quotes