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Author has written 27 stories for Town of Salem, Outlast, Guild Wars, Until Dawn, American Horror Story, Hunger Games, Star Wars, and Star Wars.

Anna / Toxic. 17. She/her/they/them. Florida. INFP. Published Writer.
Gender Neutral/Transmasculine. Green Party. Masochist. Serial binge reader.
A nymphomaniac with deep-seated issues. Libertine. Hetrophobic.
Sitcom bisexual. Lucifertarian. An overacheiver with low self-esteem.
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haiden and i get talked a lot about with our writing. we're featured-

insulted here:


Friends... lovers. People I occasionally bother.

they're okay but assholes.

Neon get a fanfiction so I can celebrate you.

Papa Haiden? i'm actually his groupie and read the majority of his work... which is amazing. y'all should read it. he's trash trash tho.

Big Brother Red! he's my big bro. imma do whatever he says and make him utterly disappointed in me one day.

NotAnAsian Jalen & Probs Ain't Down To Play Doctor With Me Ansley. they get grouped together until i can remember they're separate people...

THEY'RE DEAD BUT A GODDESS STILL AVIE. i miss avie. she was a great person. i hope she's happy and at peace.

My Favourite Editee/Beta Reader Caleb! he's really chill. i used to be a bitch to him bc of issues, but i've since then fixed my issues.

I Don't Actually Give A Shit 'Bout Ben. okay maybe i do bc i spent damn near 90 dollars on him, but fufkc off.

Teenagers Scare Me But Not Alison. nothing is awkward and everything is legit.

okay these are the only people that i know are alive... :c

Still really cool people I'm down to talk to (is this pressure???).

Twisted. Joseph. Tracee. Dante. Misty.


Cloud of Compassion
175th Hunger Games.
Arena: N/A
Status: 1st Reaping. (2/4 reapings, 2,500)

*still working on this, i swear. i'm not giving up.


when you wanna make cool, noteworthy characters, but all your tributes are the same in every single way possible.

pls stop calling roslin and raylic two headed people...


legit out of 100 or so characters, it's literally only 54-56 characters. (lmfao majority of those come from my early days)

diversity is important in my characters and i don't appreciate ever being told i only do white characters.

ban white tributes tho if i do another syot im probs gonna ban them

if i do another syot im probs gonna ban them

I only really submit so that I can send in really cute fcs.

4th and 18th are needed. I want to leave with a full list. (guys im so close!!! i can leave this horrible site after six years!!!)

Real Life

Monet Amit, 23, Delaware. Paper Physiology. Mistakes of the Past.
Peyton Touma, 14, North Carolina. Unsubmitted.
Rhett Safar, 17, Louisiana. The Home of the Brave. Placed 23rd.
Roman Darmadi, 17, Lousiana. Home of the Brave 2.
Yuto Ebisu, 18, Japan. The Murdered Do Haunt Their Murderers.
Yuto Ebisu, 18, Number Five Boy, Japan. Darkest Desires. Placed 16th.


Leonardo Carter, 34, Area Eight Male. Image is Everything. Placed 10th.

District Zero

Delilah Nissen, 18, Sector G. Skipping Stones.

District One

Augustus Kerrick, 18, District One Male. The Absolved.
Breden Tarquin, 18, District One Male. Setting Fire To The City.
Callum Ainsworth, 17, District One Male. Silhouettes. Placed 12th.
Erin Zenobia, 16, District One Female. Unsubmitted.
Florin Sols, 18, District One Male. Wish Upon A Star. Placed 8th.
Soren Valen, 18, District One Male. Contrary. Placed 11th.
Velvet Marble, 17?, District One Female. Seven Days. Placed 10th.

District Two

Brielle Embrey, 17, District Two Female. Mousetrap.
Nicola Anagnos, 18, District One Female. To Come Of Age.

District Three

Qyinn Brighton, 14, District Three Male. The First 24. Placed 9th.
Elixir Antico, 13, District Three Male. Submitted.

District Four

Andrew Coubisou, 16, District Four Male. Over The Edge. Placed 15th.
Araxie Dareia, 17, District Four Female. Leap of Faith.
Ardelis Nerolia, 18, District Four Female. Unsubmitted.
Kodiak Cassion, 17, District Four Male. Into the Darkness.

District Five

Ares Coriander Jr., 15, District Five Male. Sunlight Is A Comin' In. Placed 7th.
Shiriki Smokes, 15, District Five Male. Year of Silence.

District Six

Abigail Cabalina, 13, District Six Female. Masque. Placed 22nd.
Ascension Mahina, 16, District Six Female. Nyctophilia.
Casper Arnon, 17, District Six Male. Unsubmitted.
Cveta Moscone, 15, District Six Female. Haus Der Toten.
Drew Kendall, 15, District Six Female. Settle A Score. Placed 17th.
Einion Rutley
, 17, District Six Male. Wade in the Water.
Melita Crescent, 15, District Six Female. Devil and Dust. Placed 15th.
Nassau Viero
, 15, District Six Male. The Gates of Dawn.
Paget Astier, 15, District Six Male. For A Reason. Placed 41th.
Poet Monroe, 17, District Six Male. Secrets Inside. Placed 15th.
Raylic Chevalier, 16, District Six (Second) Male. Dawn of Light. Placed 15th.
Valerian Essen, 17, District Six Male. Unsubmitted.

District Seven

Alana Miranine, 15, District Seven Female. Free and Forgotten.
Bryce Mao, 18, District Seven Male. Damnation.
Eilat Clouseau, 16, District Seven Female. A Messenger's Angst. Placed 5th.
Eilidh le Bláca, 14, District Seven Female. Vale Ad Aeternum.
Delaney Ares, 15, District Seven Male. The Deceptive and The Deceived.
Lupin Flax, 16, District Seven Male. The Avatar Games.

District Eight

Aden Hanran, 18, District Eight Male. Seven Days. Placed 13th.
Atleigh Chaplin, 12, District Eight Male. Who Tells Your Story. Placed 20th.
Avrie L'Reaux, 17, District Eight Female. Iridescence.
Baptiste L'Acroix, 15, District Eight Male. Infamy. Placed 14th.
Baptiste L'Acroix, 15, District Eight Male. Ghost of Our Past. Placed 22nd.
Cecil Maeve, 17, District Eight Male. Turning of the Tide.
Cerise Hessian, 18, District Eight Female. Set in Stone. Placed 2nd.
Cinthio L'Anse, 17, District Eight Male. Sound of Silence. Placed 6th.
Hana Montaro, 15, District Eight Female. Unsubmitted.
Maevelyn Chorine, 15, District Eight Female. Counterbalance.
Maximus Kellen, 51, District Eight Male. Forged in Fire. Placed 15th.
Myrtle Sveinn, 18, District Eight Male. Friendly Fire.
Nicodemus Belts, 18, District Eight Male. Not Alone. Placed 11th.
Poplin Silvers, 14, District Eight Female. Riot of Color. Placed 23rd.
Rollo Damario, 16, District Eight Male. Shot in the Dark. Placed 14th.
Septimius Cort, 15, District Eight Male. Beyond the Veil. Placed 7th.
Sienna Lapsus, 15, District Eight Female. Light Up The Sky. Placed 12th.
Solis Aisling, 13, District Eight Female. Anathema. Placed 17th.
Velion Caden, 15, District Eight Male. Silver Ashes on the Bloodied Field. Placed 13th.
Vere Havenscotch, 13, District Eight Male. Unsubmitted.

District Nine

Alaire Beauchesne, 15, District Nine Female. Every District For Itself.
Bristol Callison, 14, District Nine Female. A Monument to All Your Sins.
Circe Vondra, 15, District Nine Female. The War Games.
Camila Nuncio, 1, District Nine Prisoner. I.
Chia Nuncio, 15, District Nine Prisoner. I.
Devil Jay, 13, District Nine Male. Wish Upon A Star. Placed 21st.
Minjae Nuncio, 6, District Nine Prisoner. I.
Nynette Saghas, 14, District Nine Female. Lockdown. Placed 28th.

District Ten

Alastair Penn, 13, District Ten Male. Heights.
Celandine Breeders, 17, District Ten Female. Catch Me When I Fall. Placed 2nd.
Clarette Aamira, 16, District Ten Female. Flesh and Blood. Victor.
Clarimonde Amberson, 14, District Ten Female. The Damned. Placed 10th.
Corvo Arion, 17, District Ten Male. Born in Pain. Placed 12th.
Coyote Coy, 15, District Ten Male. Oblivion.
Kaene Arnans, 17, District Ten Male. Thy Kingdom Come. Placed 3rd.
Lorcan Jocelin, 7, District Ten Male. Blood on Stone. Placed 82nd.
Lyre Fairfax, 15, District Ten Male. Edge of Chaos. Placed 3rd.
Mackenzie Ellesmere, 12, District Ten Male. Set My Chains Free.
Patchouli Kevi, 15, District Ten Male. The Taste of Fear.
Rohan Kamala, 13, District Ten Male. Unsubmitted.
Salvia Aneirin, 14, District Ten Female. Unsubmitted.
Wallace de Brugge, 13, District Ten Male. United.
Vesper Wednesday, 14, District Ten Female. Violets Are Blue.
Violan Jadeth, 18, District Ten Male. Cradle to the Grave. Placed 36th.

District Eleven

Greta Sabini, 47, District Eleven Female. Unsubmitted.
Ianthine Nikkali, 14, District Eleven Male. Facing the Fallout.
Kyrie Lilitu, 13, District Eleven Male. Sand Castles. Placed 19th.
Maurice Toussaint, 15, District Eleven Male. Eclipse.
Piero Ellery, 14, District Eleven Male. Unsubmitted.
Sebastian Jardetsky, 17, District Elven Male. The Last Petal.

District Twelve

Ashia Henley, 15, District Twelve Female. Lost.
Coen Saxon, 15, District Twelve Male. Call To Arms.
Morgen Auden, 12, District Twelve Male. Unsubmitted.
Raven Stillman, 13, District Twelve Male. Madhouse. Placed 23rd.
Siung Jang, 15, District Twelve Male. Mayday. Placed 24th.
Soleil Siobhan
, 15, District Twelve Male. Oblivion.

District Thirteen

Pavel Elsbeth, 18, District Thirteen Male. Set My Chains Free.


fuck verse ~ tos

*means deceased

erin's means that her vampire mistress has trapped her forever and she is now a slave to her. oops.

Consigliere /Godfather - Nanashi, 37, Male.

Consort - Gioia, 44, Female.

Disguiser - Keon, 28, Gender Neutral.

Forger - Vita / Vida, 21, Female.

Godfather - Carmine, 74, Male.

Investigator - Chalina, 46, Female.

Medium - Lucy, 41, Female.

Serial Killer - Yuki, 69, Male.

Spy- Maxine, 28, Female.

Vampire Hunter - Aaron, 34, Male.

Vampire Hunter - Erin, 31, Female.

Vigilante - Inigo, 60, Male.

Werewolf - Siri, 39, Male.

Witch - Molly, 14, Female.

Kevin should be here, but he's too stupid to survive.

New additions to Salem...

Gioia's/Akivya's- Viola, 4, Female.

Gioia's/Julian's- Jules, -0, Male.

Anakin's/Nanashi's- Taishi Arsenio, 2, Male.

Anakin's/Nanashi's- Misaki Selena, 0. Female.

Anakin's/Nanashi's- Jaheira & Isobel, -0, FTM & Female.

Star Wars [for whatever verse]

we have too many.

and why do we want so many pregnancy plots? (and only one of them has a fetish for it)

Dark Side

Uwuxir, Rattataki, Inquisitor. [Master to Aralik'reen, Misun, and Irinei]
Misun Khini, Cathar, Sith Inquisitor. [Apprentice to Uwuxir & Lover to Irinei]
Osixuo, Sith Pureblood, Sith Warrior. [Badass Bitch]
Torera, Zabrak, Bounty Hunter. [Wife and Mother to Aiceyyai & Unnamed Kiddo]
Oss'un'reemma, Chiss, Imperial Agent. [Getting fucked over right now]

Light Side

Soqe, Miraluka, Jedi Knight. [Master and Secret Husband to Aishol'fiza, Shenai, and Isosei]
Aishol'fiza, Twi'lek, Jedi Consular. [Apprentice to Soqe]
Jasger Dorelass, Human Cyborg, Trooper. [Shot! Shot! Shot!]
Vivr, Mirialan, Smuggler. [Twin to Ikaika]


alive somehow

Shihong Zhang, 16, Pallet Town. Into the Wild.


[3/30/2017 11:07:37 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin: I had a dream last night about brandon/alex (cant remember which), yuto, and gwen
[3/30/2017 11:12:19 AM] alison s.: REALLY
[3/30/2017 11:12:21 AM] alison s.: OMG
[3/30/2017 11:12:24 AM] alison s.: Tell me
[3/30/2017 11:12:33 AM] alison s.: I love that
[3/30/2017 11:12:56 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: so they were fucking okay
[3/30/2017 11:13:21 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: they fucking ontop of the mountain thing
[3/30/2017 11:13:59 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: somehow they were doing drugs and Brandon/alex had the idea of using the ropes to get out of the camp
[3/30/2017 11:14:06 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: it was weird
[3/30/2017 11:14:14 AM] alison s.: Im crying
[3/30/2017 11:14:26 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: while mid fucking, they were tossing the ropes around the buildings, practically flying
[3/30/2017 11:14:39 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: gwen is super high and somehow starts flying, she has a dick???
[3/30/2017 11:16:37 AM] alison s.: what the hell kind of dream
[3/30/2017 11:16:51 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: Seraphine and Yuto have a music competition and yuto ends up winning and Sera puts herself in his piano
[3/30/2017 11:17:08 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: I don't remember what happened after that, I got woken up

[3/30/2017 11:53:24 AM] alison s.: im writing tonight
[3/30/2017 11:53:30 AM] alison s.: Im just stuck on gwen
[3/30/2017 11:53:43 AM] alison s.: She's great but shes tricky y'know
[3/30/2017 11:53:53 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: I get that
[3/30/2017 11:53:59 AM] alison s.: And now i cant stop thinking about how she had a dick in your dream
[3/30/2017 11:54:04 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: :')
[3/30/2017 11:54:14 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: it was a nice one, surprisingly
[3/30/2017 11:54:17 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: she had a cock ring
[3/30/2017 11:54:22 AM] alison s.: Oh my god
[3/30/2017 11:54:26 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: ngl
[3/30/2017 11:54:37 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: 23% sure that yuto tried to have one
[3/30/2017 11:54:54 AM] alison s.: Thats not that high of a percentage?
[3/30/2017 11:55:14 AM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: i'm not entirely sure.
[3/30/2017 1:06:11 PM] Crypiss Reeks:
[3/30/2017 1:06:18 PM] Crypiss Reeks: IM DYING AT THIS CONVO
[3/30/2017 1:12:36 PM] Anthe Nikkali-Lapin Deathstar: Thank you I am hilarious
[3/30/2017 1:18:08 PM] alison s.: Just a regular day at Anna's whore house

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The 175th Hunger Games: Seven Days by peace and joyce reviews
Time stops for no tribute. Let the 175th Hunger Games begin. Seven Days. *closed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,839 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Other tributes
the hunger games by Cashmere67 reviews
a young boy from long island is reaped for the hunger games and he's so scared. syot - please submit
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/12
Forged in Fire: The 75th Hunger Games by Elim9 reviews
"Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame ... whatever the cost."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,788 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
I Am Lucario by lupyne reviews
Along with an Absol and Eevee, a wild Lucario pursues his hobby of human-watching, studying the behaviours of people and Pokémon in the city while trying to prevent a predicted disaster from destroying his home. Ch 18: High-Speed Passacaglia
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 323,192 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lucario, Absol, Eevee/Eievui
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Mayday by twistedservice reviews
Listen closely. You hear that? Nothing but silence. Signals are down; communication lost, nothing but static stretching across the horizon. No one is coming to save you. Remember that. Let the 155th Hunger Games commence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,399 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 12/19/2015
I by JustAFantaSea reviews
An exploration of how the first Hunger Games might have come to pass. Before the Girl on Fire, before The Boy With The Bread, before arenas and mutts and reapings, before even the title of "The Hunger Games," there was a broken country and a shattered girl who fought fire with fire and paid blood with blood.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 4/25/2016
Catch Your Breath by Blueberrychills94 reviews
AU/OOC: Katniss is mute girl desperate to die. She joins a website called The Reaping, which gives her 23 days to live before she must take her life. She's ready for the end. But then she meets Peeta, a relapsed cancer patient who wants nothing more than to live. The more they interact, the more unsure Katniss becomes about dying. Peeta doesn't have a choice. But Katniss does . . .
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Alone Aboard The Ark by ur boy jack kennedy reviews
After Murkoff, a rehabilitation scheme is set up in an attempt to help Waylon Park and Miles Upshur -only for the two to find a much more pragmatic solution themselves.
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,262 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Miles U.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Inescapable Infinity of Illusion by JustABitMental
"I don't know how to tell the difference anymore…illusion and reality…what is the mirage really? An inescapable infinity of illusion…" Sometimes all you need is company, even when you're an insane mesmer or a broken elementalist. All it takes is one letter for two friends to find a way to make it all better. Two-shot. Co-written with klismaphilia.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,150 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Human, Logan T., OC - Complete
Broken Heartstrings by Skydork reviews
The corruption of the Capitol has been well documented, both on record and in the hearts of Victors. From forced prostitution, to power tripping Gamemakers, to slavery, the Capitol is not shy about going after young Victors just weeks out of the arena. [Hunger Games: Victor/Avox, cowritten with fat necrosis.]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2016 - OC - Complete
Silver Ashes on the Bloodied Field by Skydork reviews
"In war, there are never any unwounded soldiers." Welcome to the 41st Annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,907 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Other tributes - Complete
Spiraling by Dramaholic74 reviews
Teddy has struggled with depression for as long as he could remember. At the age of eleven, he finds himself in a battle with bulimia, a battle he isn't so sure that he's ready to fight. Trigger warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,634 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L.
The 77th Hunger Games: The Damned by Dante Alighieri1308 reviews
After the bloody 76th Games, the Capitol has fallen in line. Now, against the backdrop of a frozen hellscape, 24 tributes must face the 77th arena's demons, both human and inhuman, if they have any chance to survive and claim the poisoned title of Victor. All until only one remains; A Victor who is broken, corrupted, or maybe a rebel? May the Odds be ever in their Favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 308,808 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Pres. Snow, Plutarch H., Madge U., OC - Complete
20 Simple Questions by TheEvilPinkCupcake reviews
What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Scar Tissue by gethsemane342 reviews
At the Quarter Quell, the scars of twenty-four victors begin to ache.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Other tributes, Enobaria, Wiress, Cecelia - Complete
ATTACK OF THE CLONES by T. Alana M reviews
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
The Fourth Quarter Quell: Timeless City by androidilenya reviews
Nothing in life is ever perfect... even the arena for the hundredth anniversary of the Hunger Games. So while twenty-six Tributes battle for survival, the scientists in charge of the technology for the arena fight just as desperately behind the scenes... for different reasons. Read and review even if you didn't submit. *closed* Complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 97,916 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
The Mockingjay, the Cousin and the President by Delena5ever reviews
Set in Mockingjay, Katniss and Gale are out hunting when a Capitol hovercraft abducts them. They are brought to the Capitol to pay for their crimes, but they face an unusual punishment... I noticed a gap for K/PS fic and my friend challenged me to write something like 50 Shades, and this is the result. Rated M for explicit content and language - Adult themes. One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow - Complete
The Mating Games by ktface3 reviews
"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,616 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Smile by hawktakesflight reviews
When a murder occurs in sleepy Snowpoint Town, six Pokemon's lives are thrown into chaos. In the aftermath of his Trainer's death, Riolu explores the town as the situation deteoriates, and might have to take matters into his own paws. Collab with Lupyne.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,280 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Riolu
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Johnny Vincent Gets Banned From Youtube by rockshocka4223 reviews
Johnny Vincent really loves his computer that he received on his birthday. Whoever knew that a greaseball like himself would actually appreciate technology? And even though he depends on the internet for his problems, the internet can't deal with him.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Johnny V., Peanut R. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
The Horror by TaylorDandtaylorL reviews
This is kind of like Twilight but way diff you have everything in here you want!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008
The Best Lemon in the World by I-PWN-AT-BASS reviews
This possibly might be the best lemon I ever wrote...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
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Termination reviews
He sucked in a breath when Nanashi's gaze didn't drop, legs sliding together and back tensing up almost instinctively as he bit down on his lip. "Okay, I... I'm... pregnant?" An abortion was the firs thing on Nanashi's mind. ...but God, otherwise known as the Witch, decided this act cannot happen. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Framer/Consigliere]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28
Clouds of Compassion reviews
They say blood runs thicker than water... but in some cases, even the thickest blood requires spilling. SYOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,045 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Other tributes, OC
a rare touch of outwardly affection
Hux (in all his wisdom) is seduced by Kylo Ren (with no wisdom) to partake in needle play. Somehow, Kylo Ren convinced him to be outfitted in a needle corset with rainbow lacing. It's strangely enjoyable.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Published: 12/6/2016 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, General Hux]
i need a savior to heal my pain
"I don't… I don't know…?" the Sith managed to hiss, so close to just jerking himself away and trying to pull himself into as much of a ball as he could, impossibly embarrassed by his former master's affections… his wandering hand, the way he half seemed as though he were trying to tease him… it felt… sick. Co-written with Skydork.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
vengeance is the only true pleasure in life
"Nice try, kid," the vigilante flicked his tongue at him, almost growling. "Gotta say... if you were anyone else, anywhere but here, I'd say you have balls... but you don't. Not enough. Say goodnight, kiddo." If only he had known at the time what exactly his mistake would spark. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Vigilante/Framer]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,316 - Published: 10/4/2016
Sealing The Deal
It should be illegal for the consigliere to orchestrate sexual situations... but the framer was just too attractive when he was screaming like this. Brattiness be damned. Otherwise known as that kink dump fic that nobody wanted but we supplied anyway. Thank you @Neon. Our lovely anon requester
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,106 - Published: 9/11/2016
"It's an old wives tale that spirits could come back to the living world as floating wisps or transparent figures." Co-written by Skydork. [Town of Salem: Amnesiac/Medium]
Town of Salem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Complete
in which, a slave is released
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. And then there came to be Soqe who inadvertently stole a slave. Co-written with Skydork.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Complete
there's a human in your heart of hearts reviews
The godfather is suffering and the consort is forced to watch him become nothing. Written for Skydork. [Town of Salem: Godfather/Consort]
Town of Salem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Proclamations, Ejaculations reviews
"The nine times the mafia bowed for each other, and the one time they didn't." Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Mafia/Mafia]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 12/9/2015
engaging (forceful) in rituals of (love)(lust)(humiliation) reviews
The mafia lacks a certain type of morals. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Mafia/Mafia]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
whiskey on the rocks
With a bottle of cheap wine and a single flower, the disguiser and the janitor attempt to have a good Valentine's Day. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Disguiser/Janitor] (Valentine's Day Fic)
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
platonic lovers
Apologies always seem to end in betrayal in the town of Salem. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Janitor/Consort]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
there's a certain tone in his voice that reminds him why he loves him reviews
The disguiser wasn't one that would be considered a picky man... but for tonight, and tonight only he hoped, he'd be happy to get whatever the janitor wanted for the wedding. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Disguiser/Janitor]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Complete
he makes a point to bury himself in those who he considers arrogant reviews
The price the disguiser would pay to have his dignity back after tonight will never be enough. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Disguiser/Jailor]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
contemplating dreams reviews
To tell your supposed grandchildren that you got engaged because you were bored in life might not be the best story, but it was theirs. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Disguiser/Janitor]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Complete
Black Lines reviews
In a District filled with hungry wolves, it's no surprise they'd go after an innocent child. [Story of Presley Delon, tribute in Elim9's SYOT, For a Reason: The 42nd Hunger Games. Written for BamItsTyler.]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
is a (wo)man's betrayal worth dying for?
"She's barely made a move to wake the woman when she hears the words slipping from Vivien's mouth. "Hayden… what are you doing here?"" Co-written with Skydork.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Vivien H., Hayden M.] - Complete
oh no, i know a dirty word
"My poor little disguiser… so frazzled in the thought that someone might know just how devious your love life really is? I know everything, Keon. It's what I live for." Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Disguiser/Blackmailer] (Christmas Fic)
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Complete
dead people for contacts reviews
"It still feels real." Survival/aftermath AU with each character. Written with Skydork.
Until Dawn - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2015
vexatious arousal reviews
"When the disguiser comes across a camera, a wicked idea pops up in his head that involves the janitor. They're going to star in a porno together." Co-written with klismaphilia. [Town of Salem: Disguiser/Janitor]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Complete
as fragile as glass and can be broken with a single mistake reviews
The Godfather was only happy when he was teaching others the rules of hierarchy. Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Godfather/Executioner]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Complete
a better reality reviews
"She was surprised when the younger Asura stepped forward, hand bracing around her forearm, and Cassian shook a little at the touch. "I'm not who you think I am."" Co-written with Skydork. [Guild Wars: Cassian/Junebug]
Guild Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Asura, OC - Complete
rimmings reviews
"It's all he can do not to go completely limp in the Arsonist's grasp, because he feels so weak and so fragile and so useless, so easily burned like paper turned to ash, and he can hardly choke out anything aside from, "Please."" Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Disgusier/Arsonist]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Complete
daddy no reviews
"It was such a perfect night for all of them- even the jester, the innocent little prude, was enjoying himself. A perfect evening for the sixth anniversary of them together, the werewolf and him. Cum, saliva, and tears shared between all of them." Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Werewolf/Janitor/Serial Killer/Jester]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Complete
transmogrification reviews
"There was a dirty, dirty little pig running around though. Escaping his grasps and screaming obscenities at him- obstructing him from completely his mission. Bad, bad, bad filthy." Written for Skydork. [Outlast: Chris x Miles.]
Outlast - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Chris Walker, Miles U.] - Complete
the victorious cause pleased the witch reviews
"But when he leasts expects it, he thinks he hears a tiny whisper of his name leave his lips, almost too soft to make out." Co-written with Skydork. [Town of Salem: Werewolf/Janitor [minor serial killer]]
Town of Salem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Complete
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